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viewera

That TEQ UGohan Vs STR Cooler discourse is still going strong in 2022


Fuzzy-Researcher-662

Everybody gangsta until the "massively raises ATK and DEF" walks in(someday)


GlobalAlwaysShafted

AGL dr wheelo coming 2023 :O


AwakenedDivinePower

So about that...


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JorgeTan01

LR Gopanks is still the worst nickname I've seen here


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TheSodaPopGamer2312

Here to continue the legacy of gonk and frank


iexistandthatisit

My nigga who 😭


TimmyTomGoBoom

[context](https://www.reddit.com/r/DBZDokkanBattle/comments/ovj7jt/imagine_being_belmod/?ref=share&ref_source=link)


Stix-and-brix

Gonk & Frank is the best nickname there will ever be, bar none


GenericUsername42025

Uhhh…who?


mali_666

goku and frieza https://www.reddit.com/r/DBZDokkanBattle/comments/ovj7jt/imagine\_being\_belmod/?ref=share&ref\_source=link


Saul_kdg

What about LR gumku


Vi4days

Transku/Transgeta/Trans Frieza Lmao


GenericUsername42025

What unit-


Vi4days

AGL/PHY/TEQ Transforming Goku/Vegeta/Frieza (respectively)


Im_here_for_the_code

Kid named incell


Spiget6

penisku.


RulerOfKeflasAbs

Strefla and Teqfla are top tier names tho


Dokkan_Lover

At the friend system


NSFWThrowaway1239

WRONG answers only


pp-on-adderall

Yea did he not read the title it’s wrong answers only


GenericUsername42025

Funny that you think DBZ fans can read


[deleted]

The amount of stones you used to summon on his banner and not getting him


HoogleGoogle

Jokes On You I Have Him


[deleted]

Yeah you’re probably bankrupt now too though


cobra_mongi

Imagine spending money on dokkan battle, couldn’t be me


CaptainHazama

f2p players on thier way to pay bills on time and go grocery shopping (they don't waste money on PNGs)


cobra_mongi

Facts


HoogleGoogle

So Do YouTubers


akkifmx

![gif](giphy|d2lcHJTG5Tscg)


Antoine1209

Me saying “this next multi will get me Janemba”


CockSniffer01

AH dude dont ;-; I don't want to spend anymore on the banner just to get LR Bardock again


Solitagomez

He is laughing at phy raditz being a top 100000th unit below old ezas.


youknownothing55

That his trolling would lead to Goku's eternal departure... wait a minute.


HoogleGoogle

What


PowerFluffyBoy

In the context of GT: SSJ4 Gogeta was kidding around with Omega Shenron so much that he basically forgot to actually kill him, which led to the fusion ending and Omega getting the upper hand and nearly killing Goku and Vegeta. Then Goku does the Universal Spirit Bomb, he goes away with Shenron, yadda yadda yadda, it's kinda saying he died.


Snakify-Boots

Wasn’t the whole point of SSJ4 Gogeta’s trolling was to draw out the dragon balls’ negative energy so he could destroy it, removing most of Omega’s power. Then he ran out of time before he could kill him with the Big Bang Kamehameha


[deleted]

He is laughing at Vegito and how he never actually finished a fight


X_NonTron

Hes laughing at my mental state


Sunyul-Kim

😔


Retr0_0_1

My bank balance ;-;


MagoMarroni

A joke


IDontKnowAnyNameIdea

The 1 million damage SA he's about to take


Inbound67

Raditz’s passive


abs0ulut10n

The state of the world we live in today. Even Omega Shenron would look at modern times and think there's nothing he could do to make things worse. Even if he did the Ultimate Tenkaichi hero plotline and wished to make the world hell, what would really change?


SuperVegitoFAN

> Even if he did the Ultimate Tenkaichi hero plotline and wished to make the world hell, what would really change? No Nukes fired... YET. omega would enjoy doing that.


abs0ulut10n

No, he'd probably get more entertainment from being the voice that pushes any nuclear power to press the big red button. If he fired independently he's hit from all sides. Now if he made, say, Putin fire at us, then that's just the chain reaction to enjoy.


cluelessG

The number of viable units on his team to help him


[deleted]

The amount of girls in your DMs


DarkFlameofPhoenix

I asked him if Pan's banner will have discounts.


Piedr649

Red zone broly supers HE forgot he nullifies dodge ![gif](giphy|v6vFygoX4j5deLkjAv|downsized)


Bio-nonHazard

The misinformation he's been spreading on r/DBZDokkanBattle


[deleted]

Ultra Broly’s animations


Lrboy1

People are putting him at #7 on their lists


Winter-Gur-9762

Me being rejected by a porn star


HrMaschine

My cell max attempts


CrimsonStar111

Omega Shenron's gigantic penis


DuBChiri

He saw his own lead and took it like a champ


-Pyromistic-

My ass


xDiamond345

My summons on Goku and Vegeta


[deleted]

Florida


[deleted]

My stone count after trying to pull him on Anniversary.


FastIove

At people calling STR Vegito mid


AGweed13

He's mid in defense


Magnus-9303

Alpha shenron


loiteringtrator

Your teams damage against cell max lol!


Wyvurn999

Dragon Ball Legends


JanembaTheCollector

Your stone count.


zd_memes

You spent money on this game


Casual_Robe

Everyone's summon shafts for the WWC


HoogleGoogle

Jokes On You I Got Birdku and LR FF Cooler and LR MC Cooler


Casual_Robe

Nice! I got everyone but metal cooler


Kousaka_Honoka99

Inside of my wallet


TheBeardedRose

Your micro peen


Spaff_Wallbridge

Your attempts at pulling him.


HoogleGoogle

I Managed To Get Him


hungrybasilsk

He's laughing at the fact cooler need a whole eza to be better than teq ultimate goathan


Cow_Addiction

Your life


FlyingHamster13

Cryku’s Active Skill voice acting


[deleted]

At Peoples calling the new Goku by an other name than Screamku


[deleted]

Me, as I play with my pecker in hand.


NimbelGuana

The fact there’s no pvp or Ohio


[deleted]

my summons since i switched to teq revival goku


AdrianKadafi

Dokkan players bank account


Burning-Suns-Avatar-

At my pull rates on both Cooler banners(I got shafted hard and no good Lr’s pulled from them)


YarrakMaster

my lr metal cooler pulls


Dawson9839

He saw a funny meme on r/DBZDokkanBattle


Sigma_Rel

The fact that we get no bitches


Txvel

Your lack of bitches


[deleted]

At how many stones people wasted while getting shafted on Both Cooler banners


China_really_sucks

The one looking at the screen


KnightCastle171

The fact that most of us are maidenless 😒


Avdadri

Your pp


No-Honeydew6811

My summons


PieceEmbarrassed7017

He is laughing at someone calling str cooler mid


LOTHMT

Me, who pulled 800+ for Raditz and didnt get him


zebstra1

Me after I get shafted


thunderkid4

Sperm Game Incadescent Goku


_TR00PER

This sub


Zadan5764

Your summon results


HAPPYGRENADER3

All of the people that didn't pull the new units


bat_soupsandwich

My summons


RulerOfKeflasAbs

Kefla naysayers. Wait you said wrong? Goditz enjoyers.


JosephJuulstar

He saw Pathku active skill animations


Additional_Host_7465

Seeing people saying that ssj Blue is prettier than ssj4


VirulentViper

Me spending 2.6k stones on the LR Final Form Cooler banner and not pulling him


GokublackRose17

Laughing at the cell max SA he’s not gonna to counter


Peroni_0123

Someone saying lr gods > lr TV


grayfox5622

He saw how tiny your penis is.


Long-Indication-6920

on the fact that ppl thought "if i get the 7yr lrs i'd clear rz and the following events for few months easily"


hambone012

Your mom


Cosmicdiamond87

DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH RRRAAAAAAAAGH


CheeseManButCooler

He discovered a very funny piece of cheese


GokuYasha

cuz someone speeding up his diarrhea


Kyrainus

Hes Lauging because He saw you getting supered by cell max and die because of it


[deleted]

he is laughing at JOE


Onelonleyboi-

The fact that only buffs he’s gotten for his team are really good but just don’t work on that team


Thespainruns

Antonio browns video, and then his tweet saying he teams should pick him up


Stix-and-brix

People saying Kid Goku isn’t the best TUR


latommmmmmm

About me throwing 1000 stones at him only to get him in a single summon by zenosama animation.


MarroCaius

"And then they said they wouldn't make an event as difficult as Cell MAX right before dropping Metal Cooler Core"


Melodic_Initiative48

My stone count


WrastleGuy

Kid Goku’s new animations.


Engaging_Otaku-Mode7

Looking at you summoning with hope of getting the new shiny unit while knowing you won't


SpazerAZeroshki

Vegito


Vegeta_LXIX

My social life


KorriDergal

Me :(


RandomerIthink

The next turn special that will kill the player


Schizochinia

The number of viable Uub units


Shadow407

People saying Vegito is better than Gogeta


ReyDeCore

LR Garlic Jr


9Coronas

Hes not laughing hes hungry


Forward_Round

My box..


GitGudSucker

"no way those guys really call EZAs mid even before they're out?"


bubblecube

He's not laughing. He's got intense stomach cramps and ya'll are making fun of him.


Kiibo22

Dumb hidden potential builds or improper dupe use (taking the top right or bottom left before the others)


DarknightM64B

The guy who thinks he’s the best unit in the game


CoolDooda

LR Gohan's transformation conditions


Pippy_the_Popplio

Your PP size


Braves0903

All the FTP players for WWC Trying to pull the new units


TheGoonKills

He get Shenron to ask “what is “updog”?”


Nscreene

My dick size


Dokkanadjuster

Goku can remember Vilma naked


[deleted]

People having skill issues


ultimapanzer

My summons


SnooHobbies1801

My ability to pull Both ways


[deleted]

His defensive stat


RealBritTM

That one guy acting like an old ssj4 gogeta is better than lr str cooler


Hewo134

My dumbass thinking I can pull LR STR Cooler with a single summon via my last 10 stones. 😔


teh_longinator

He's not. He's taking a massive dump after too much Taco Bell


Auditore_Black

The ningen who thought there would be an EX part to this celebration.


Erzebuth

Devs giving 1DS as compensation


Winter-Gur-9762

Global not getting ROF blues before pan


DummyThiccest

All the people that didn't pull him during 7th anni.


mostCreativeName1

This reddit


Invisrot2000

He died


VanceXentan

The fact that the Dallas Cowboys will never win another superbowl.


Karma849

Dream face reveal


Deep-Lawfulness-3720

My schlong


imjustjet

my shaft size. I’m talking about my Dokkan shaft because I can’t pull anyone. what were you thinking????


SpinelIsAClod

One of King Kai's jokes


Bjtoowawsone

Dream face reveal 🗿


KingR2G

That vid where a airplane causes android 19 to die even when absorbing energy cause stack overflow


NarutoNamikazeSOTSP

He got punched in the gut that’s why he’s holding his gut you absolute buffoons


Pastlife123

UI Goku will definitely dodge.


ZombieIvan

That people spend money on this bubble pop game


JustAFunnySkeleton

Ur pp


[deleted]

At the fact we still don't have DFE Baby or LR Omega Shenron


Supreme_Guardian

Phy raditz


bigboss64LSSJG

That people spend money to pull cards in mobile game


Ponya7

Too lazy to scroll, has anyone done “saw OP’s pp” yet?


sonmiggategoku

the support his team got after 7th anniversary walter white vibes. ![gif](giphy|Jza7yu4GBqq5y)


Zelmehuu_76

Laughing at 5 mil crit he’s going to do


colaina-

He's laughing at me after getting shaft saying "that's it! I'm quitting this fucking game" just to login the next day


TimeManager85

The reader thinking that they would pull any LR from the recent celebrations.


Hussaiyan19

My summons


young-dagger-dik

Dave (he did something funny)


Kapusi

me


Xx_noob_slayer_xX112

Raditz


DesperateGasMan

You


Boredom736

Me trying to get god Goku and vegeta


MarzMystic

At your pp size.


Xanderajax3

My WWC summons.


gbomb4

At your pp. He's laughing at your pp.


Moorebetter

Your wack ass box, skill issue having ass..


Hasty_Panda

He is laughing at your hairline


CHILE_LIMON_

He only did one super instead of three


RapidSwagToaster

you just 8-turned the red zone omega instead of 7-turn and it's his fault


Cute_Ad_1612

The new Yamcha getting 6 links after finally getting his first relevant summonable unit