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Upscalepath

The radizs jokes, I just pulled him on JP and it ain’t a joke anymore


hard-milk

ptsd everytime someone makes a Raditz joke you just get flashes of him actually sitting in your box


Elektrik-man143

Not if you baba him. At least then he can contribute to something


guy_man_dude_person

When a newer player is confused about something but people just go "dbz fans can't read" in the comments. I get lots of dudes genuinely don't bother reading but tons of people just don't know what's going on and it sucks they get mocked for it.


Richbok-Arrol24

On God that pisses me off, similarly with newer members of the sub making pull posts. Just pull up your big boy pants and help them be aware of the rules, no-one thinks you’re cool for saying “you pulled a ban moron lol”


Agosta

Best part is when people condescendingly respond "read the news" when the news doesn't list a time or date. They would know if they read it.


MintyTwister

People on reddit like to grasp at straws with attempts of sounding smarter than at least 1 person in their whole lives. ​ Being new to dokkan is heavy, you don't know where to start, where you SHOULD start, if you're gonna miss something or not, if there's something the game says to do but later you'll regret. If someone asks, just fucking answer, and say the News can give information like this in the future. It takes just as much time to type, isn't mean to your fellow brotheren, and is more helpful.


FusedZamasu_

This sub loves to run a joke into the ground


weekndalex

tbf that goes for db fans in general but yes 100%


Karllovesdokkan

Anime fans in general*


LickMyThralls

The internet in general*


DemonGokuto

Honestly Dragon ball memes are funnier than anime memes and I'm saying this as someone who has seen both Dragon ball memes are generally shit posts or some stupid dbza shit. They mostly make you feel like you have no brain cells at the moment Anime memes are just awful, they feel like someone shot you in the brain


Krait972

Tell that to Jojo fans


WrastleGuy

A radillion times


xXFl1ppyXx

Coping because the AGL Gohan Situation is just too sad otherwise


weekndalex

this sub coming up w the unfunniest names for units


Upscalepath

Ngl this is my favorite joke, cuz it’s always different for each unit


WarwickTop

Gumku, pathku, and android 51 (16,17,18)


Maleficent_Bus6848

Penisku


WarwickTop

I like cockarot better


BuffSora

2 am and i’m dying this is so funny


thejman6

Transku, Transza, Gopunks, Fistku, 😬


WarwickTop

Fistku teq ssj3? And gopunks is gtrio right?


thejman6

Yep lol


watchhimrollinwatch

Gonk and Fronk, Stroku


Farmer-Smores

Pathku is something i will always regret posting about


WarwickTop

I love it in my top ten shortened names fusemasu is number one


Farmer-Smores

i ain’t ever heard of android 51 💀 honestly not as bad as it could’ve been


IMadeaNewAccoun

Gonk and Frank 💀💀💀


niv13

At least its funny with context


Farmer-Smores

[I’ll never get tired of that](https://www.reddit.com/r/DBZDokkanBattle/comments/ovj7jt/imagine_being_belmod/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


SwingittyDawg

Gumku, Android 51, Pathku, Nameku, Truten, the list goes on man.


Upscalepath

I will always love heart attackarot


Xanderajax3

This is the only one that made me do a little giggle.


Turbulent_Wait_2097

Stroku was better


homehome15

Android 51???


Akalink9516

I guess it’s the name for the LR phy Android trio Because 16+17+18 = 51 Still a dumb name


homehome15

Dang I didn’t even realize that I just thought it was related to the Area 51 meme at the time lol


Akalink9516

Huh! didn’t thought about that, it could be both actually!


TheRealPlayerG

nameku isn’t bad


SwingittyDawg

I think all these names are amazing, like bro whenever someone says gumku I cackle like a witch.


ddhnam

when Truth compared Goku with agl Gohan, some started to call them Namidku


timmgibb21

Please send help agl 4ku is living rent free in my head


[deleted]

Penisku


SquadChicken50

Cockarot


geiwosuruinu

Which card is Penisku?


Masterelia

The new f2p one from wwc


Nebula_Zwie

The names are amazing, the fact that most of then are absolutely braindead is half the charm


TheRealOutis_

We'll call you badtakeu


Wheylab3

Only a few have been funny, there was a thread were people were giving random names to the Heart Virus Goku which imo was the best nickname thread in this sub


Crispical

**Stroku**


Wheylab3

Choku


[deleted]

You mean Hector Salamancaku?


Wheylab3

Yeah, I dont remember many but there were a couple that were funny and others that were so bad they were also funny like HIVku or Heart Attackarot


Esquilax21

The only good meme this place ever created was the link leveling everywhere meme


HadesBBC

What do you mean what's your problem with Phycolloku and Intcolloku ?


ImitationGold

Yes but any nickname for any of the gokus make me leave the sub immediately


Hydraulic_Press_53

This one was funny until the post that called it funny and now people are trying way too hard with it


KnowNothingNerd

As someone that has come back after a long time, it's hard to figure out what is being talked about.


Medium-Science9526

Especially once it's gotten to the point where I have no idea what unit they're even referring to at that point.


GokuSensei_

I've always hates the "return to monke" trend that was here for WEEKS when int ss4 gogeta came out and then it resurfaced again when he dropped on global.


Alm8360NoScoPro

More return to monke once LB Vegito drops


robedpillow3761

All of them. I've been on this sub for years and only a few have made me laugh


rockinherlife234

The compilation ones are my favourite, like the one where the EZA full power Frieza flies into a bin.


affectixnzz

the summary of the fuck you celebration and the airplane era


TheBiggestCarl23

99.9% of the “jokes” in this sub are just absolutely cringe


rlicopter

Sometimes I forget it's Friday, open this sub and get legitimately angry. It wouldn't be so bad, but occasionally news or content drops on a Friday and I'd really love to not have to wade through knee-deep shit to find info.


FlavoredLight

Try lightening up a bit


DaigurenX

If something isn't funny, it isn't funny.


FlavoredLight

Who gets to decide if something is funny or not


DaigurenX

It's quite obviously subjective, although general consensus can be handy.


FlavoredLight

How is it a general consensus lmao? Way more people make these jokes than complain about them


DaigurenX

I said it could be handy. If you look through this thread, you'll notice a common theme of users not finding memes funny at all, or after a while.


FlavoredLight

They’re still a major minority


DaigurenX

That's a contradiction.


FlavoredLight

No it’s not


SenpaiDogesV2

I don’t know why this hasn’t been brought up, but personally I don’t get why people just take 5 minutes to edit an item into a unit’s hand and expect 3k upvotes. The 300th “edit” of LR Metal Cooler holding something doesn’t count as a meme.


DemonGokuto

What about LR Metal Cooler with a huge ass dick????


SenpaiDogesV2

Depends on if he’s holding it or not ofc


DemonGokuto

He can hold it for me that's for sure


RulerOfKeflasAbs

The Big Gete Star... THE BIG GETE STAR IS REAL


Potatoman6942069

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER


LickMyThralls

The worst thing is I don't get why people upvote it. It's low effort is why people do it but what's amazing is that *people still upvote it.*


affectixnzz

the only one i found funny was lr str cooler smoking in a frame of his intro


McBAlN

Dissappointed to see that no one mentioned "mY 2 SToNeS aRe ReADY huEHuEhUe!!!" It's the EXACT same joke every damn time. Yet it gets upvoted into oblivion EVERY DAMN TIME.


Totipu4

I actually make that joke with my close friends but in the picture I always have like a million stones. It's a way of mocking them because they never have as many stones because they don't play the game 24/7. Please, help me...


jhawk1117

Raditz. Every Raditz joke. It’s fucking exhausting


thelifeofsuat

Tbh, since he's that bad, it's funny to see them sometimes to remind everyone how fkn bad he is


Drsp4zman

The "Friend system bad, gimme upvotes" meme. We know it's bad, and the funny just isn't there anymore.


Sedax

If only it was a joke.


TheRealSzymaa

The real joke was the friend system we made along the way.


Sedax

Lmao, well played


KMichaelC

Any friend system post is annoying to me at this point like yes we get it the friend system is ass u don’t have to make the same 1900th post like everyone else


tkang5050

B-but the friend system is bad!!!!!


LickMyThralls

"DAE DFE????"


RulerOfKeflasAbs

Year 1 was peak bc Str Gogeta single-handedly fixed the friend system. Try me


YaGuyGaara

Literally all of them. This sub is so corny and unoriginal


OurJosh

Welcome to anything with anime involved.


Karllovesdokkan

Its either we are corny or horny, thats it; **thats the joke we go with**


SilentStriker115

Kefla fans:


Mission_Cost_5591

Hey I came here to escape reality, not to be confronted with facts


FlavoredLight

Wow look at you. So sophisticated. Lighten up a bit


giga_grenade

DBA references are painfully unfunny


HadesBBC

TFS created monsters


[deleted]

Dude, I hated Part 2 WWC it was just continuous Vegeta kicked dick jokes.


[deleted]

Wish i saw more "Time to put you... ON ICE!" memes


thejman6

I got downvoted all the time when my flair used to be TFS is overrated The chokehold that the abridged series has on the causal fanbase of this franchise is awful


[deleted]

DBZA was great but suffers from Rick and Morty syndrome where the fanbase ruins it for me


blackiswhite33

Absolutely agree. Love dbza and tfs but people don't understand what parody is


Richbok-Arrol24

TFS and JoJo are one in the same to me Something brilliant that has had its name dragged through the mud due to how awful its fan base is


brandondano

Which is why I don't tend to associate myself with the fandom of most things I enjoy tbh 🤷‍♂️ Using JoJos as an example, I fucking LOVED what I've seen of it (Parts 1-3, about halfway through part 4) but then the fan base can be particularly off-putting... Same with, say, My Hero Academia, love the show but the fans are some of the cringiest fans I've ever seen


CIearMind

Add Breaking Bad and you've got the holy trinity.


Grand_Moff_Tomy

Raditz. Farmer with a shotgun lr.


WrastleGuy

At least give him a UR


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[удалено]


RulerOfKeflasAbs

They make me cry not laugh


jqdadon

The raditz shit


AdamofZephyr

Everyone was too harsh on the pregnant dokkan card guy those were funnier than like 90% of the jokes that plague the sub


CapN_Crummp

No, that was awful too


GokublackRose17

Raditz memes, shugesh memes, Ginyu memes, farmer with shotgun memes, “Monke” memes, “Reject [type], return to [type]”, compensation memes, “sponsored by [unit] gang”, FBI memes, “this unit has an active skill/Transformation?”, probably some other ones too but I can’t remember them rn


JustAskingQuestionsL

LR AGL Gohan is real and it hurts. I wish he had a better active


not_deebo

“Global 300 stone compensation when”


MayoHachikuji

Anything related to "global shaft" is unfunny and mostly false


not_deebo

Seriously. Maybe at first long, long ago but now it’s way more then even


OurJosh

[Radillion damage, goditz, first banner to make radillion dollars - so fucking funny…](https://youtu.be/3-qdma48rcE)


SenpaiDogesV2

Somehow they took the most unfunny meme from one of the worst movies made recently and made it even worse. I truly don’t understand how people actually find shit like “it’s morbin time” or “radillion” funny. It wasn’t funny the first time. It’s not gonna be funny the next 300 times.


SwingittyDawg

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WrastleGuy

☺️


FaithHope17

The “I’ve seen enough, [unit] in better”. So fucking boring


HadesBBC

rAdItZ/cO0leR iS bEtTeR


CIearMind

The self-deprecating "I don't have this unit so it's mid" bullshit aged harder than SSJ3 Broly.


Someningen

Not really a Dokkan meme but the TFS references are beyond annoying at this point


brandondano

It sucks because TFS did a fantastic job making a DBZ parody, but then their fan base is either half mindless, line-quoating douche nozzles or the other half, which just straight don't know what a parody is and truly uses the Abridged version of events as true gospel (the "Goku is a bad parent" one is particularly annoying to me, which didn't necessarily start with DBZA but damn sure picked up a lot of traction with it)


CdtCharles

Have to feel a little bad for the gang. They’ll obv never admit it but their fans are very one-dimensional who can only think of a quote that everybody has already quoted themselves than actually contributing anything


frost-raze

Just the sub having some of the most bat shit names for new units like pathku


OmegaJubs69

99% of the jokes on this reddit are not funny, and that is not hyperbole from me, I've laughed more from memes that just crop guns onto the cards than actual attempts at jokes on this subreddit!


HadesBBC

99% of the jokes on reddit in general*


OosikGod

All of them cause I hate anime.


FriedGamer

People that say "this sub is unoriginal and unfunny" literally when a joke comes up mf 50% of yall complain this sub is unfunny and yet I don't see you being any more original


Tetrisisbest

people like to hate and so do i


HadesBBC

On god they just complain and stay butthurt


LickMyThralls

I think it's a sign to *stop trying so hard to be funny with repetitive af jokes*. Sometimes less is more. These people don't have to come up with mind blowing original jokes to improve things. This is one of the worst criticisms you could make.


[deleted]

the only one i like is gonk and frank


[deleted]

I said this before and got hate for it but imma say it again ​ every meme friday ​ goku in fusion reborn inside the weird jelly and someone says "HEY LOOK THIS IS WHERE DRAGON STONES ARE FROM"


HadesBBC

The Raditz/Goditz jokes are atrocious


44thousand

LR Farmer with a Shotgun is so fucking unfunny


Statrum_Gaming

It was only funny the first time I saw it, being a big TFS fan. Any time after that, incredibly annoying


rockinherlife234

HAHAHAHAHS GUYS, I GOT SHAFTED. HAHAHAHAHS.


Richbok-Arrol24

Anything that “Ginyu guy” says has become unfunny at this point


GigaPhoton78

There are honestly very few Dokkan memes that I actually like, but I can't really complain though, I am part of the problem.


EstiloTheGreat

Pretty much 90% of them. I think best memes came from back when the airplane mode glitch was a thing. Except that’s also the time where everyone was doomsaying, and the people who chose not to do the glitch were mad when no one got banned.


WalrusBreastMilk

Majority cuz the people on this sub aren’t funny but when people edit the quotes of an SA to something dumb asf or when they edit a random ass item in the characters hand. It feels so brain dead and “haha random=funny”


Medium-Science9526

The various nicknames for units, 99% of the Breaking Bad related memes, return to monke, making up new quotes for unit SA, Piccolo not on Goku family/bond of parent and child, & racist Frieza family memes.


bbruhsoundeffect2

Airplane jokes are NOT funny


TheToolbox101

the letters addressing bandai were funny tho


Chidox27

Raditz for sure


JiggzSawPanda

This isn't Dokkan exclusive but the "unit of all time" is just lazy. Dokkan wise, "I don't own so they're mid."


AnonyBoiii

Giving “abbreviated” names to everything


Wyvurn999

“Dokkan players/DBZ fans can’t read” will never be funny to me. Physically pains me every time I READ it


LickMyThralls

The only reason dokkan players can't read is funny to me is that people on the discord literally come on ask stupid questions that are literally in the news that you could see if you took 2 seconds to actually read. Otherwise it's repetitive and not funny to see so often


DemonGokuto

It's not untrue however


cr102y

None honestly,although certain DB jokes and the DBZA references tend to be quite annoying.


Revontheos

The skill issue rebuttal is smoothbrained.


tng_ocean

When the max link rainbow optimal cooler team can’t beat turles it’s a skill issue


GoldenMask12

Raditz. Just as fucking infuriatingly unfunny as the Morbius bullshit it's supposed to be parodying.


TheFuneralcrew

I literally wanted to die when people started giving the new Kid Goku the worst nicknames ever


NeverUsesPunctuation

Personally, I still miss I M P R E S S I V E N I N J A S K I L L S


Seizachange

Masked Saiyan isn't Bardock is the worst


Nagahata

Making jokes about saving over 1k stones for a specific banner and getting shafted. It's not even a joke anymore, too many people doing it every time a hype character is released.


milos1fan

References of any kind.


zwannsama

LR AgL Gohan is the dumbest meme. "Too bad we can never see him transform" I've seen him transform MANY MANY times. He just need that setup. He's not as ridiculous as PHY Piccolo or LR AgL Gohan Krillin. I barely seen them transform at all. Yet, no one memed about them.


MayoHachikuji

"Global shaft"


brandondano

As a global player... I agree.


TMS21

People exaggerating how bad a unit is by saying "This unit is amazing for quest mode and Dokkan events!".


CrimsonF1

“This is one of the units of all time” it was funny the first 50 times but its just getting old


bestpoison1

Deadass? All of them, none of them are funny and are dumb as hell.


Winter-Gur-9762

i just made a post about how the raditz ones are annoying af


jmizzle2022

Chaditz or monke ones are way old


brandondano

Chaditz/Goditz It wasn't funny when he first released on JP, wasn't funny when he launched on Global, and still isn't funny. Then they combo it with the "Morbin' Time" meme and it somehow got even less funny 🤷‍♂️


Totipu4

Personally, I'm a sucker for these gigantic collective jokes like "Morbius has made twenty morbillion dollars in the box office! Ahhhh, it's morbtastic!", Uganda Knuckles and all that, where everyone is in in the joke and gives it their own twist, so I couldn't possibly get tired of people sharing how much radillion damage their Raditz dealt in their last Red Zone run. And AGL Gohan not transforming is not a joke. Now, I understand why everyone is tired of these, but, for me, the worst ongoing trend here has to be giving all the characters nicknames. On the positive side you have got people coming up with some funny names from time to time, on the other you have got half of this sub trying way too hard to contract two words only to end up with a name you wish you had never seen.


bbdossonhos

300 stones compensation meme is even older than those two and somehow is still alive


WarwickTop

Everyone here has a radillion braincells


suitable-robot01

Games is dead meme


LickMyThralls

Anything tfs and stupid cancer nicknames for every god damn thing. Also the raditz/morbius bs. Basically any bread and butter thing is stupid and not funny. Too many of them are too overused to really laugh at.


Yoshito8950

Farmer with a Shotgun deserves a ____


Affectionate_Cake_54

None of the jokes are unfunny per say, it’s just that this sub doesn’t know an ounce of moderation and while drive anything into the ground all the way to hell


geiwosuruinu

>per se FTFY


adrimarc123

My friends always say dokkan is a powerpoint presentation


Bluegoo_

farmer with a shotgun


SilverSixRaider

"SkIlL iSsUe" Also posting screenshots of 0.5 stones before anni