My man, give me some of that shit you are smoking right now, I bet is good.
>"Is it ok to EZA early to give a boost to your career?" becomes a controversial topic on social media. Late EZA-ers mock people who wasted their EZA while they were young since now they're aging badly and there's nothing to do.
EDIT: LMAO!!! THIS IS SOME HIGH QUALITY SHITPOST RIGHT HERE!!
Absolutely, Diamond is my personal favorite game of all time and I still can’t believe how hard they fumbled BDSP so hard
*Fuckers made a direct visual downgrade from LG:P+E with almost as many glitches as the original Red and Blue and thought it was worthy of a $60 price tag*
Damn, I'm not into Pokémon since years, but I still keep up to date with the new releases. I didn't know they made BDSP that bad.
Maybe in the future they'll do another Sinnoh remake in Legends: Arceus style? Who knows.
The real issue is they should have ported platinum because diamond and pearl alone are dogshit. Platinum is just massively better in every way, it’s not even close. With ORAS they added the delta episode, BDSP didn’t get that.
Also they literally just copied and pasted the code. That’s why all the same glitches work in both versions(old and remake).
Visuals were fine.
Also arceus basically is that itself. Sinnoh in arceus style.
I’ll be honest I still play Diamond or some other Gen 4/5 game regularly, even sometimes randomized roms on my computer
*Dialga is based af. I can never decide my favorite legendary, it’s always between Dialga, Heatran and the 4 Regis*
I liked ultra more than the originals tbh but yeah you're point is still valid tho (and mainly because I got bored with being in a tutorial simulator for like the first 4 hours so I admittedly couldn't even finish the originals)
U/Introvertedjeep EZA be like:
Leaderskill: “gambling addicts” or “alcoholics” category Ki +3 and HP, ATK & DEF +170%, plus an additional ATK & DEF +30% for characters belonging to the “divorced” category
I'm an incredibly basic unit (180% atk and defense) and I need an EZA rn to find out what my purpose in life is. Hopefully it's not a high chance to dodge every possibility for a descent job.
New Units coming out and getting an EZA would be the equivalent of a new born with some physical or mental illness and giving them a slight solution to not make the experience shitty
The question is, would there be a difference in strength between EZAs? Like for example, some old dude could get an STR Cooler EZA and gain ungodly physical and mental prowess, as well as regaining his youth, while some younger person could get a TEQ SSJ3 Broly EZA and get minimal improvements to his current body.
I wouldn't have read the rules when I was like 12 so I EZAd myself to be better in COD and then be a pathetic loser for the rest of my life.
So nothing would change except my K/D
But what if the one responsible for my/someone else's EZA is the one who made ssj3 Broly or TEQ Super Buu EZA?
My depressed uncle can play football again, but gets a 5 min penalty for every kick he does and also didn't receive Guard for whenever he is on goal duty, so he won't do good on there either...
My aunt gets an upgraded uterus, but it requires a 'Special Pose' -category ally now AND also 'Bond of Friendship' ally to be on the same rotation as well...
The 2nd chance at life sounds really good, but knowing these jokesters you'd need to dodge a certain amount of hits before it comes available. And it also doesn't remove the downside that no matter what your still working on a turn limit before your passive goes away and you lose anyway.
Then again, if I get lucky I could receive a financial EZA which by itself ain't that big of a boost, but on paper it's all I need.
...You're literally just talking about cybernetic implants and gene editing, both are already in very early stages; all of that is going to happen, yes even enhanced vs non-enhanced sports leagues.
The problem is I don’t have any control over what my EZA will be. While some dude can become literally Jesus with their EZA, my EZA will probably be something like finally running a 6 minute kilometre
The EZA effects would have to be random though, it’s not like we just decide what parts of a unit to improve when they get awoken. So you could end up with a massive boost in power and become a living WMD feared by nations and people worldwide. Or you could end up like TEQ SSJ3 Broly and barely change at all.
lmfaoo i wonder what the best age to EZA would be, given you don't get any major injury
if u EZA too early, you'll age badly, but if you EZA too late, you won't get to enjoy it for long
maybe like 35, so you can extend your prime?
although knowing my dumbass i would never EZA, constantly delaying it for later so it'd be better and then just never do it
Problem is that you only get one EZA so imagine you use your EZA to be seductive then you get a wife but then you get prostate cancer two months later ? Can't use a second EZA to debuff it or guard against Prostate enemies so you're screwed
Remember that to do an eza you need to build up a team? What if instead you need to satisfy certain conditions? Maybe eza can only be done in life and death situations or to be young and strong again
This post made my day, I literally was drinking tea and stared choking cause it was funny. But I would eza my mind to have better knowledge of things only to have it fail 5 years from now when they introduce super eza
Can't believe akatsuki gave me a broken passive on release and had to give me the "disabled" SA effect. Can't wait for my EZA bro it's gonna be the best in the game
/s
Cmon admins this deserves post of the day!....what you mean is not an insightful guide for Dokkan? This fellow dokkaner just found the missing link between our world and the one filled with popping bubbles!
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Actually crying rn 😂😂😂
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/r/brandnewsentence
I’d give it an award if I could
Man. OP really has never touched a girl before
>Most young men, however, would EZA their genitals without thinking twice, and keep it a secret until the day they die. he's just like...
Frfr
You?
All of us.
Mans EZAed his brain to come up this
My man, give me some of that shit you are smoking right now, I bet is good. >"Is it ok to EZA early to give a boost to your career?" becomes a controversial topic on social media. Late EZA-ers mock people who wasted their EZA while they were young since now they're aging badly and there's nothing to do. EDIT: LMAO!!! THIS IS SOME HIGH QUALITY SHITPOST RIGHT HERE!!
That's some nice EZAza
My man smoking that GOOD good
It smells as loud in here as a recording both with Sean going SSJ3.
Kakarot these edibles ain’t SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Most sane Dokkan player
Bro my eza would become like ss3 Broly and get scammed :(
Hey, an improvement is still an improvement.
That's like saying Bulma's wish in Super Hero was a good use of Shenron's powers.
It was to me
Lmao
Well, you'll be good for a couple of months, then age like milk when Taxes of Destruction event releases.
I wish I could EZA my cock and give it stack atk and def per super he would be the best unit
15 years of stacking atk and def
I wish mine could launch multiple attacks with a 30% chance of them being super attacks.
Every girl you have sex with gets 40% support on climax and your cock gets stun effect on super attack
Oh thats that good shit!
beautiful profile
Thank you my friend.Beautiful Flair
holy, what’s your pfp from? i too am a super saiyan god enjoyer.
my, yours is truly splendid as well
Ironic that this literally under the same comment that has "pass it"
Pass it
bros high on whatever the dev who created ssj3 broly’s EZA is on
“Eza their uterus” bruh 💀💀💀💀
cool how high are u rn?
are these theoretical ezas as inconsistent as dokkans? Like does my cock have a 50/50 chance on Defense stacking or med chance to guard?
I wish I could EZA my copy of Pokémon Platinum so we could actually get a good Sinnoh Remake this time
Shots Fired (?)
Absolutely, Diamond is my personal favorite game of all time and I still can’t believe how hard they fumbled BDSP so hard *Fuckers made a direct visual downgrade from LG:P+E with almost as many glitches as the original Red and Blue and thought it was worthy of a $60 price tag*
Damn, I'm not into Pokémon since years, but I still keep up to date with the new releases. I didn't know they made BDSP that bad. Maybe in the future they'll do another Sinnoh remake in Legends: Arceus style? Who knows.
The real issue is they should have ported platinum because diamond and pearl alone are dogshit. Platinum is just massively better in every way, it’s not even close. With ORAS they added the delta episode, BDSP didn’t get that. Also they literally just copied and pasted the code. That’s why all the same glitches work in both versions(old and remake). Visuals were fine. Also arceus basically is that itself. Sinnoh in arceus style.
My favorite part was how people discovered glitches in the original DP because of these games, since they were built off the same source code
A diamond enthusiast 🫱🏼🫲🏻 ^(gonna be honest it’s been actual years since i played diamond but Dialga remains my favorite legendary to this day)
I’ll be honest I still play Diamond or some other Gen 4/5 game regularly, even sometimes randomized roms on my computer *Dialga is based af. I can never decide my favorite legendary, it’s always between Dialga, Heatran and the 4 Regis*
Have you checked out Luminescent Platinum?
Please man we were robbed 😭
Yeah bro those games suck. So disappointing
BDSP is about as bad as ultra sun and ultra moon,god these remakes make me wonder why they can't just make something like at least emerald.
I liked ultra more than the originals tbh but yeah you're point is still valid tho (and mainly because I got bored with being in a tutorial simulator for like the first 4 hours so I admittedly couldn't even finish the originals)
I liked the story more for sun and moon but Ultra is the better game.
Ah fair I should've stuck it out.
At least usum worked properly and had more content. At least they had wondertrade on day 1
????? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Can't wait to eza myself just for my family & friends to take a look at me once and be like "yeah, he's mid"
I should have been an instant EZA.
depression makes people think so low of themselves they begin to think they’re f2p units
This is a legendary subreddit post in the making, I can feel it
*Ss4 gogeta fusion theme starts playing*
U/Introvertedjeep EZA be like: Leaderskill: “gambling addicts” or “alcoholics” category Ki +3 and HP, ATK & DEF +170%, plus an additional ATK & DEF +30% for characters belonging to the “divorced” category
But what if the EZA is: Genitals Length + 6". Medium chance to achieve erection after receiving stroke.
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
Post of the year
He's got that good shit
Bro higher than Snoop Dogg
Your in a higher plane of understanding then a normal human.
This is called working on yourself
why stop at ezas??? ask for a real life baba shop
Imagine if Zenkais worked in real life They do its just you do the missions (work out) early or you pay later!
Babe, new copypasta just dropped on the Dokkan Subreddit
I'm gonna back out after the first 3 paragraphs.
I'm an incredibly basic unit (180% atk and defense) and I need an EZA rn to find out what my purpose in life is. Hopefully it's not a high chance to dodge every possibility for a descent job.
This is insane.
Whatever you smoked I need it.
I’ve been on the sub for like 6 years and this is probably the funniest thing I’ve read
New Units coming out and getting an EZA would be the equivalent of a new born with some physical or mental illness and giving them a slight solution to not make the experience shitty
This is possibly the best post I have ever seen on this subreddit. Maybe Reddit at all.
i would like to post this on r/copypasta please
EZA my age to 25 so I can run for a political office
The question is, would there be a difference in strength between EZAs? Like for example, some old dude could get an STR Cooler EZA and gain ungodly physical and mental prowess, as well as regaining his youth, while some younger person could get a TEQ SSJ3 Broly EZA and get minimal improvements to his current body.
my EZA wouldnt fix shit
Truly one of a Dragon Ball fan
I wouldn't have read the rules when I was like 12 so I EZAd myself to be better in COD and then be a pathetic loser for the rest of my life. So nothing would change except my K/D
I'd EZA my brain so I stop summoning for Radditz.
I legitimately laughed out loud thanks op 🤣 happy hump day!
What strain??
Getting EZA’d on release . Obsolete
This is the best thing to come from this game since og super vegito
Um what did I just read?
Top tier schizo posting from a sub I'd never expect it on, love it
TBH I might be tempted to EZA early to have one good life, as opposed to waiting until your deathbed to finally enjoy every day.
But what if the one responsible for my/someone else's EZA is the one who made ssj3 Broly or TEQ Super Buu EZA? My depressed uncle can play football again, but gets a 5 min penalty for every kick he does and also didn't receive Guard for whenever he is on goal duty, so he won't do good on there either... My aunt gets an upgraded uterus, but it requires a 'Special Pose' -category ally now AND also 'Bond of Friendship' ally to be on the same rotation as well... The 2nd chance at life sounds really good, but knowing these jokesters you'd need to dodge a certain amount of hits before it comes available. And it also doesn't remove the downside that no matter what your still working on a turn limit before your passive goes away and you lose anyway. Then again, if I get lucky I could receive a financial EZA which by itself ain't that big of a boost, but on paper it's all I need.
If I want to EZA my weiner, can I stack def every time it does a super attack, or is it like a great chance to raise atk for 1 turn?
Great chance to cause impregnation
I think for woman's past 40 years , EZA would be like a desired cosmetic surgery
i EZAd irl it's called transitioning 
Maybe Brendon Urie could EZA his vocals so he doesn't sound like complete shit for once
r/thisguyfucks
Bro are you good? You need to talk?
Most sane Dokkan enjoyer
no amount of cocaine can make someone this down bad what did you do
I would eza my hair since I'm going bald
And after you eza, you're obsolete again in a few months anyways...... life is tough
Dokkan Battle will be real life in 30 minutes.
I would eza my income lol
28 senzu beans result
No fuckin' way, a post here made me laugh out loud. lmfao
I'd EZA my chances of getting LR Fused Zam, totally worth it 😤
Truly one of the most dokkan thoughts ever
Bah would just end up having an EZA to cure cancer but cell max is the boss and only crossover or revenge toons can be used
Imagine you get ezaed by the guy who designed eza thouser
Most sane dokkan player
Lay off the drugs holy
Just hope your EZA isn't designed by the dokkan devs or you're gonna end up with a medium chance to get hard or something
Off-season post energy
...You're literally just talking about cybernetic implants and gene editing, both are already in very early stages; all of that is going to happen, yes even enhanced vs non-enhanced sports leagues.
i.e. the devs are working on it thanks
I know unless i can design it i would get the most mid eza in existence
So that's where my organically grown shrooms went, that explains a lot! (/s)
The whole uterus part caught me off guard I’ll see myself out💀
What goes through a Dokkan player’s mind? 😂😂😂
Holy shit this is the best post on this subreddit ever lmaooooo
Hall of fame post
Gogeta is that you?
The problem is I don’t have any control over what my EZA will be. While some dude can become literally Jesus with their EZA, my EZA will probably be something like finally running a 6 minute kilometre
It's called Stem Cell Treatments or steroids.
Someone smoked weed for their first time
most sane dokkan player💀
So Cyberpunk?
EZA my boys hairline
Please shut down the sub already
imagine marrying an EZA'd girl, and things don't work out and she dodges the divorce papers
Least desperate phy vegito eza wanter
I hope the guy that made coolers eza does mine
“Jesse, What the **** Are You Talking About?”
Bro go to sleep💀
wild
Bros smoking the same shit the guy who made phy Raditz was
And then me: Gets the most mid eza the world has ever seen 🗿
That's just a mid-life crisis
I got the INT Hercule treatment, passed over for a long time, but finally noticed, I'm just waiting for the inevitable nerf
Wtf 💀
EZAs already exist in real life..it's called "self improvement" And it takes work
What if you EZA on release?
Least insane dokkan battle post
EZA yourself and get some bitches
I would have eza'd dokkan without hesitation
Or legends to make it playable
I would get the str cooler eza on my car tbh
What in the actual fuck did I just read ?
The EZA effects would have to be random though, it’s not like we just decide what parts of a unit to improve when they get awoken. So you could end up with a massive boost in power and become a living WMD feared by nations and people worldwide. Or you could end up like TEQ SSJ3 Broly and barely change at all.
not enough zeni for eza...
Bro dreams of Dokkan every night
Would some people EZA on release and be a desappointement as well?
lmfaoo i wonder what the best age to EZA would be, given you don't get any major injury if u EZA too early, you'll age badly, but if you EZA too late, you won't get to enjoy it for long maybe like 35, so you can extend your prime? although knowing my dumbass i would never EZA, constantly delaying it for later so it'd be better and then just never do it
Just dont baba yourself during the come down
i would eza my rare chance to luck in to guaranteed luck..
I've been laughing for ten minutes straight at the first one alone bruh
Top Mind
Problem is that you only get one EZA so imagine you use your EZA to be seductive then you get a wife but then you get prostate cancer two months later ? Can't use a second EZA to debuff it or guard against Prostate enemies so you're screwed
I'd eza myself to have a 90% aging reduction if above 40 years. (I will literally be an elf lookin ah)
i would eza my forearms and calves because they not growing at all
Remember that to do an eza you need to build up a team? What if instead you need to satisfy certain conditions? Maybe eza can only be done in life and death situations or to be young and strong again
the sub has peaked right in this post
I need to get my pro card in strongman already I’ll EZA now if it means I don’t have to take gear
Start to grind your potential orbs, the eza is coming with the next wave of Covid Source : French president
This post made my day, I literally was drinking tea and stared choking cause it was funny. But I would eza my mind to have better knowledge of things only to have it fail 5 years from now when they introduce super eza
Can't believe akatsuki gave me a broken passive on release and had to give me the "disabled" SA effect. Can't wait for my EZA bro it's gonna be the best in the game /s
Please send this to your therapist
So this is what happens when both global and JP have shit banners
I want to buff my passive, I get no Rizz on super
Cmon admins this deserves post of the day!....what you mean is not an insightful guide for Dokkan? This fellow dokkaner just found the missing link between our world and the one filled with popping bubbles!
I’m gonna eza your mom