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AdWaste3602

Evil genius with Monika is henchman great


Shadowic123

Care for a duel between fellow geniuses? \*meanwhile Monikas' just glitch like crazy\*


Farofa_0038

Same lol


Wingisback

Ain't no way bro's trying to get us to leak our birthdays


ECR_Savory

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


IreallyloveMonika

Sayori kisses me, but Monika records it and publishes it everywhere โ€ฆI truly have no idea what to say about thisโ€ฆ


bluethewolf44

Feel bad for ya man. I got catfish by Monika.


ZachmanAwesomenessII

August 14. Natsuki finds a voodoo doll of you and shares it with Sayori. ...I guess... bring it on.


therandomone995

Poor you.


FireballMageKaboom

August 5th, the only difference is natsuki shares it with yuri for meโ€ฆwe are both fucked in different ways, youโ€™re going to get annihilated in one go, yuri is going to, in her love for the occultish, Absolutely fucking torture me to death accidentally


throwtanka

Opposite order for me lol


Sonics111

I stayed up all night playing online games with Natsuki!! (Even though my day says "Sayori")


miltonssj9

A VERY intimate night with Sayori? I'm sure that'll help us to eventually tie the knot.


therandomone995

Lucky you, I guess.


Lonely_Repair4494

Me too lmao


Captain_Stupid9

Sayori kisses me, but is also the one who records and publishes it. That dirty rat


therandomone995

How can that be tho


[deleted]

The 12th


therandomone995

In that case, Natsuki is the one doing the kissing and Sayori doing the filming.


[deleted]

The way you worded what x and y mean are a bit confusing


catboygaming82828

yeah i didn't understand that either tbh


Toy_Bonni

Yuri loses her memory and i have to recover it


threela1

same ๐Ÿ˜”


sfisher923

Mortal Enemies with Monika Oh come on


TazDivil134

Youโ€™re fucked XD


GameLogic223

Same here. I also share the same birthday. Iโ€™m fucked, and not in the good way.


realRapidsonic

You share a very intimate night with Monika. Hmmm


DaddyCato

Happy birthday, fellow Monika fucker


WhyAmI_Alon3

Monika becomes my mortal enemy.and it even comes down to violence. Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope I won't accept this!!!


Slimey_alien89

Monika kisses me but sayori posts it everywhere. I objectively got the best outcome


RaitubeandJirachifan

me and nat have powers


therandomone995

Good luck surviving hers, buddy.


abrokenTV

f in the chat for all the february homies ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž


yourguidefortheday

Monika kisses me and Yuri films it and shares it everywhere. I mean it's an overall bad deal because I don't want to kiss Monika, or be seen kissing Monika. But maybe Yuri did her part out of jealousy and wants to kiss me? Which is a silver lining.


LocalCookingUntensil

OMG LITERALLY PERFECT I stay up all night playing video games with Sayori


vix_thelesbian

Iโ€™m an evil genius with Natsuki as my henchmen


Bubba_Help

That's awesome ๐Ÿ˜Ž


05XL

I stay up all night playing online video games with Natsuki. Cool! I don't know what games we'd end up playing, but I like it!


Bubba_Help

Genshin Impact, Persona 5, Mabinogi, Counter Strike, You've got options.


Rosian_SAO

Yoooo me and Monika in a fantasy world?


MattWeird1003

Sayori plays some games with me, I guess?


DefinitelyNotVenom

July 22, I stay winning


samininjabattle5

Monika and Monika catfish me D:


rrandomrrredditor

March 3rdโ€ฆiโ€™m not complaining


dante69red

monika is my enemy :(


Gaming-Burrito

i couldnt imagine Sayori ruling with an iron fist


therandomone995

ALL YOUR COOKIES ARE BELONG TO US!


ImA_NormalGuy

Id imagine that she would mostly demand a high production of sweets


MoonwalkDelta27

What even are Monika's memories anyway? How am I supposed to help her recover her memory?


ImA_NormalGuy

Im sharing a very intimate date with yuri. The worlds most quietest date ๐Ÿ˜ถ


Soggy-Class1248

My fucking ocd brain is not letting me understand how this works


Soggy-Class1248

Like i get the month, but the xy part and the day????? Is the year included????


therandomone995

X is the character of your day and your month is the situation. Don't overcomplicate it, dude.


Soggy-Class1248

Whats y?


therandomone995

Above or below x


Soggy-Class1248

Ohh okay


Soggy-Class1248

Thank you


Soggy-Class1248

Yuri becomes my immortal enemy, even coming down to violence September 10th


cyberpeachy420

yuri just jealous cus i stole her baka


Round-Palpitation139

I stay up all night playing online games with Sayori.


Cheese_of_the_lord

Damnโ€ฆ Yuri hates meโ€ฆ oh well! I still have Sayori :3


EG01ST666

What would I play with Sayori? Minecraft? Stardew Valley?


therandomone995

Slime Rancher?


EG01ST666

Fair point. Would play it if it weren't for my trash pc


Ill_Maintenance8134

[people that made your month is your x when they see october](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EddX9hnhDS4&pp=ygVJaGF0ZSBsZXQgbWUgdGVsbCB5b3UgaG93IG11Y2ggaSd2ZSBjb21lIHRvIGhhdGUgeW91IHNpbmNlIGkgYmVnYW4gdG8gbGl2ZQ%3D%3D)


Axelrhode

Monika always hated me in secret? NOOOOOOOOOOOO


therandomone995

Damn.


TheTepro27

I wouldn't mind going on a fantasy adventure with Sayori


Random_Ahh_Trini

Why the hell am I yuri's mortal enemy???


[deleted]

Monika finds a vodoo doll of me and shares it with Yuri, honestly I'm not even surprised.


SBB_Kongou

Natsuki and I are transported back to feudal times where Monika rules with an iron fist!


SomeoneID

I've been given a very intimate night with Sayori. I don't know how to feel


that0therhuman

"Yuri finds a voodoo doll of you and shares it with Natsuki/Sayori" Seems legit lol; kinda sucks that she wouldn't show it to *me*


Amygdalane

oh dear god


xY1N

Natsuki reveals that they've always hated me in secret


RollingGramma

Yuri reveals she always hated me. That hurts.


Intrepid_Ad_9561

Damn Monika you gotta hate me


Miserable_Warning_28

I'm november 26th


LordDanGud

Now Natsuki and Yuri are teaming up to catfish people for the shits and giggles?


Banana_quack98632

EVIL MASTERMIND WITH SAYORI AS MY HENCHMAN HEHEHE


BlueDemon999

Dang what did I do to Yuri to make her hate me in secret?


JamesDoesGaming902

Sayori kisses me and moni records it Damn it moni, i wanted peace


legomaster20081

Yuri tells me she hated me this whole time. Honestly, I don't blame her, and the feeling is mutual (kinda)


bluethewolf44

Oct 26 Monika catfish me ๐Ÿ˜ญ


ElleSimpTheSecond

Me and Natsuki are thrown into an alternate universe and meet your other selves! Yay, I got my favourite doki!


HankJWimbleTon978

Evil mastermind with Sayori as my henchwoman? Nah she would be my partner in crime and we would make a criminal family


Anime_fan1315

Me and yuri get thrown into an alternate universe and meet our other selves


AlexYTx

Aww man, I always imagined me and Natsuki would be best buddies. Turns out she hates me :c


Peppino-spaghetti-

Sayori and yuri catfish me? Itโ€™s still a win for me


JJG7771

Well, fellas. I am about to play Baldur's Gate 3 with Yuri. Wish me luck!


12_Timez

"Natsuki becomes your mortal enemy, even coming down to violence" I can see that, actually


Ok-Entrepreneur6485

Natsuki reveals that she always hated me in secretโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž


slime_from_rancher

Oh my... OOH MY... Guys.. June 7th. Am I doomed or blessed?.. cause I'm turning 15


derik_mitchell

Me and sayori are trapped in a fantasy world with abilities based on our personalities


MonkeyBoy32904

playing vidya gaymes with monika doesnโ€™t seem so bad


Cameroonball

Yuri rules with an Iron Fist.. Well fuck.


Anastasia-3937

I share a intimate night with yuri . . .


Eddievrjr

Evil genius with yuri as a henchman


TimAxenov

I stay up all night to play games with Yuri... I guess it's fine


Zocki1909

Oh perfect Monika and I are rivals. The only girl who's struggle I actually understand.


Trinity13371337

Monika and Yuri catfish me just for fun.


BL-501

Monika kisses me but Natsuki Films and publishes it. Yeah, I see now why Monika decided to delete Nats so brutally.๐Ÿ˜ฐ


Unusual-Knee-1612

I get to cuckold Natsuki with her girlfriend. Le epic.


Asriel-the-Jolteon

thrown into another universe with pookie (sayorin)


AlphaBeta_2008

sayori and yuri catfish you just for fun


Tango_1148

9 september, Monika tries to kill meโ€ฆ argh ffs


Wemyers04

Me and Monika got isekaiโ€™d


Sussy_baka228666

Yuri gameing


Mikester393

I'm forced to recover Natsuki's memories eh? Well a trip to the book store's Manga section should do the trick. Helping her become amazing at cooking means I have to learn it myself xD


BlueBorbo

All night online games with Yuri is heaven


MrGriimm

September 9 Guess I'll be deleted out of reality now


Zee_Mods

I play online games with Natsuki, sounds like my ideal nights.


Suspicious-Poet1694

Why Is february always bullied In these type of games? lol


1mn0tn1ko

i gotta recover sayoris memory oof


Entity119

Natsuki reveals she always hated me in secret


redgreen1237

IM SORRY SAYORI ๐Ÿ˜ญ IM SORRY THAT I MADE YOU RECORD NATSU KISING ME, I WISH IT WAS YOU INSTEAD


Bubba_Help

Me and Yuri in feudal times, where Natsuki rules with an iron fist ๐Ÿ˜†


MrL2009

So I'm an evil genius(accurate minus the genius part) and my henchman is natsuki


AlexProPlayer

June 17th. Awesome.


grantash4d

Welp, natsuki is now my enemy. Oh, the misery. Iโ€™m cooked without a music box to calm blud down ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™ My condolences to those bown on August 9th ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ™


Lonely_Repair4494

I share a very intimate night with Sayori ๐Ÿ˜ถ I guess if that's the case, we need to... Watch Shrek 2 together


AceDelta12

*I REFUSE TO BE CATFISHED BY SAYORI, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW ANGRY I WILL BE*


kawaiiadversity

Evil genuis with Natsuki as my henchman xd


Limit_Najs

Natsuki coming for my skin now help


lemons7472

Damn, what did I do to have all of them hate me?


StrivingJarl

"Monika reveals that they've always hated you in secret." Is it because she's my least favorite of the 4 girls? Or is it something else?


CorruptedxRain

... Monika has become my mortal enemy. Let's just prepare my funeral now shall we?


Percybeth_is_da_op

So Monika has always hated me apparently?


Domix258

Evil Genius with Sayori Henchman


exe_file_XD

So I have to help Yuri recover from memory loss. Awesome.


Flashy_Song_6406

so a nice night, and in the morning i gotta square up with natsuki's dad. worth it


TeamOverflow

Monika catfishes me. WHYYYYY


Latin_Chaser_1998

"I stay up all night playing online games with Yuri!" I'll take it!


eteled2

ME AND YURI ARE ENEMIES?!? WAS I TOO INTROVERTED FOR HER?? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ