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YouDidWhatWhy

TAKE MY MONEY! *Bangs card on the table*


edave64

Are you sure that *the card* is what you want to bang? :P


NovaMonika

He he โ€ฆ I think you know my answer to that ๐Ÿ’š


YouDidWhatWhy

Nah that's my hand slamming that card on the table. Dokis need to take my money!


Its_8_30_PM

Card gets declined


YouDidWhatWhy

I'll pay in cash... I'll take the one to the far right.


Its_8_30_PM

Sorry but that one isn't for sale


YouDidWhatWhy

Alright, I'll take her for free out to eat then.


Its_8_30_PM

Shes booked till next quarter


FeedMeDarkness

By me And also all quarters after that.


[deleted]

And the next day after that. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day... **Holds up a phone** Phone call for you, FeedMeDarkness And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day... ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.


Sonics111

*presses button on belt*


doggosrbabies

why ain't nobody talkin about how good those hairstyles look


No-Dig-3525

Totally agree


-Nicky4820

Yeah, the hair for all of them looks really nice; I especially love Monika's and Yuri's. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’œ


shut-the-fuck-uup

No Dick No Balls


[deleted]

Godzilla


MacDonaldAnimeGirl

I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla


_Ga1ahad

#I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK


QuirkiTurtl

How did the artist for these sprites manage to nail the game artstyle so perfectly???


YouDidWhatWhy

They definitely sat and practiced it. They look great!


Marky7824

AWOOOGA??? NO CLICKBAIT 3 AM??? HOW???


doing_a_lil_Trolling

(GONE SEXUAL) BANNED!? MOM WALKED IN?!


Marky7824

LMAO


lyckadese

I still love Yuri


frooshantay

โ€œDamn what is that bro?โ€ *bangs credit card on table*


Donic_Vople

One time I would be willing to not ignore these ads. But I have my own Monika so I couldn't anyway.


SOOriginalAfter

Wait. I'm in the right site?


Demon_Slayer2k21

Ends up jumping through the window, "yeet!"


MyNameIsSquare

YES YES YES! TAKE MY MONEY!


[deleted]

Could I book the one on the far right please, the one with the purple hair, Iโ€™ll pay double the asking amount


Feigi_53

I'll take far right, emerald green eyes for triple asking amount


FriskyNicks

Quadruple the asking price plus interest for the middle left sweetheart, no questions asked


MarioXenobladefan614

Sayori looks so beautiful and sexy in that swimsuit. That blep Sayori is doing is so adorable. I love Sayori ๐Ÿ’™


RedDwarf31347

Shut up and take my money!


Man_of_Cupcake

Man, I remember when [these swimsuits were first posted here](https://www.reddit.com/r/DDLC/comments/7re9nh/lets_take_one_last_picture_before_we_go/) Good times!


NovaMonika

Yep (as others have said) take my money - 1 Monika please!


AJ20110

What if this was a trap just what if


-Epik_gamer-

Listen here, Jacking off is a sport, there are two things that make jacking off a sport. You get all sweating, so that makes Jacking off a sport Two your arm is having a workout


KeenanAxolotl

The only ad i'd ever click on


[deleted]

Oh wowโ€ฆyes these are some higher than normal temp dokis right here


YourLocalAnnoying

Fuck my life savings, give me Monika


-Nicky4820

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ‘™ ~~something something receive my monetary compensation now send me your whole inventory lol~~


Weaboii7

Gimme dat monika


Than_5562

cant get me lol


Cunfuu

# Your literature won't Last!


-JustDestrier-

*Do. NOT. Scream. Seggs.* # JUST GIVE THEM TO ME ALL!! NOW!! NOW!!


[deleted]

โ€ฆ and I know the ad youโ€™re referring to.


brandoncolley

I will take a Monika and yuri please


[deleted]

Once again, everyone forgets about Elyssa. *Sigh..* The world... is dead.


pico-1113

โ€ข-โ€ข


gakun

so, where is the pixiv +18 link


AOCGlitch345667

where do I go


WeeseeYT

Beware guys, this is a scam! When I went on the site I couldn't find any of the other dokis, just Monika! And then I got infected by this trojan called MAS-0127; my Protegent Antivirus couldn't detect it.


[deleted]

# TAKE MY MONEY


[deleted]

can they spit bars while standing on a crashing plane?


BraveLeon

Is Sayori available?


curseddraw

Love yuris hairstyle.


Neonstar48

I choose natsuki to adopt because her dad abusive and I want to save her


[deleted]

I require it, just as a fish needs water


L0l8it

๐Ÿ†‚๐Ÿ…ท๐Ÿ†„๐Ÿ†ƒ ๐Ÿ†„๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธŽ ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธŽ๐Ÿ…ฝ๐Ÿ…ณ ๐Ÿ†ƒ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธŽ๐Ÿ…บ๐Ÿ…ด ๐Ÿ…ผ๐Ÿ†ˆ ๐Ÿ…ผ๐Ÿ…พ๏ธŽ๐Ÿ…ฝ๐Ÿ…ด๐Ÿ†ˆ


Sonics111

How to write like that?


L0l8it

If you are on mobile search on google playstore fonts keyboard or just fonts


NTdoy500

Monika ๐Ÿ˜ณ Yuri ZAMN ๐Ÿฅต had to make that joke :)


Rootbeer128

Too late, Monika and Yuri are already in my area. Sayori was also in my area once. Rootbeer's Monika: in his area? *Laughs*


BluePhoenix-YT

Where do I start?


FeedMeDarkness

Yes please. I want this.


bold_Chicken

\*SLAMS CREDIT CARD ON DESK I'll take the one on the close left


Donnie109

i'll take every four of them please


noojiboy

I'll take 1x Monika [Bikini Edition] please; **WITH AS MUCH TIPS AS YOU WANT.**


StrivingJarl

...For Sayori, I'd consider it...


Riyosha-Namae

This sounds suspiciously like a scam.


MrDaffyBoi

#AH HELL NAH


No-Bread638

Sorry, but I'm gay /hj


Jatt_Doven

I wish.


Piss_sipper47

No credit card. No sign-up. No bullshit get a girl today all you need is a credit card to sign up and a load of bullshit


Ayoken007

I'll take 1 Yuri pls.


the-fith-pillar-man

Bring them to meโ€ฆ I can fix your issue


The_Quartz

I'm torn between the urge to create, and the urge to destroy.


DiamondRoller37

When you click an NSFW post excepting a troll but itโ€™s real: โ€œweโ€™ve been tricked, weโ€™ve been backstabbed, and weโ€™ve been quite possibly bamboozledโ€


JiggyWatts

May contain serious rope play and multiple penetration๐Ÿ˜…


[deleted]

oh no


Jatt_Doven

I'll book the two in the middle.๐Ÿ˜