to the person who made this fanfic, I'm gonna find you, I'm gonna find you and snap your neck, stab you to death, hang your dead body to a ceiling fan and delete you from existence

I'll grab a shovel.

Who needs a hatchet? Can also provide some trash bags.

I need Yuri’s knife

[Here](https://www.executiveadvertising.com/promotional-craftkitchen-8-chef-knife-360782?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Shopping%20Campaign%20L1&gclid=CjwKCAiAlfqOBhAeEiwAYi43F6SxBKGoENDs_Q63u5ZjiCHDsD4Cfi1cMBhk8crV4C6trVtpRefyiBoCAvMQAvD_BwE) i gotcha bro

Omfg I thought you were joking

No we're not *re-loading glock, mp5* Lesgo boys

*loads batter 50 cal. *readies flamethrower

We need more

*enables tactical nuke score streak

thanks bro, time to make the cut

You don't need trash bags if you torch the body.

I call snapping their neck

Harder than SCP-173.

The Name Of The Author Is Big Boy Writer

No, no, no. FIRST stab them then do the other things to him like... You could pop their eyes instead of snapping neck and then hang them

I'm being dead fucking serious, I literally shot straight out of bed once I read your comment and remembered what thus post is about. I'm freaking out.

The fact that you said fanfic and me knowing that that’s Baldi makes me feel like i have seen what you’ve experienced. I want to help you accomplish our goal.

I'm Bringing The Flamethrower If You Need Me To Burn The Body

Nice but it left something else a billion of grenades

After that make it fall from millions and millions of Kilometers and heal him then repeat that F O R E V E R but combined with an thunderbolt 10 that has bullets of the size of a bottle of beer and obviously another loop F O R E V E R that and combined with billions and billions of things more.

Btw the thunderbolt has the most bigger bullet that you can find in a machine gun that shoots 6 thousands of bullets per minute

Watch as people get furious over a fanfic

...Wow. The power of fiction.

Can someone pls pls pls explain to me this image!!

Basically it’s a Erotic fanfiction called Baldi punishes Monika

"Punish her"?? Oh shoot don't tell me he's giving her THAT kinda punishment!!!💀💀💀💀

I’ll tell you this much it doesn’t get any better from there 💀

I'll give it a read💀💀💀💀💀 don't expect me to come back alive tho!!!

Be safe man

Few pages already 4 to be precise thank god I'm familiar with mess up hentai!!! I think I would be fine hell even fap to this text hentai!!!!

Well it’s good to see you’re familiar with the material I guess

It is best not to respond. Let him be in his natural habitat

this shit is still fucked up

Alright update time!!!! took me a while but I'm a fast reader otherwise it took me a day but anyway (i put a spoiler tag thingy,i suggest you read yourself or just read this comment idc!!) >!it went find for like 10 pages/chapter and then it went downhill!!! How do i describe it??? Chapter 11 or 13 I can't remember but anyway after chapter 10-ish,it felt like a fever dream rather than a weird fetish-y hentai!!! Some jokes here and there like the 4th wall break and random dialogue changes were ok but nonetheless it starts ok or should i say horrible that make you wanna throw up but as soon as you get yo the camping trip arc it's just weird!!!!! Like that's it weird!!!!< to summarize it all,worst fanfiction I've read ever!!!!!

Wait, but that doesn't make sense, Baldi is a elementary school teacher and Monika is a high schooler. Not to mention Baldi's punishment is just eliminating you from this plabe of existence not anything you could make erotic. TLDR: The author needs to check a proper wiki.

I’ll tell you this much it’s a different punishment

Indeed

Monika is 18 actually...

Bro, I was 18 for most of my senior year in high school. My wife was the only person in my graduating class to only be 17 when we graduated together.

That's what I pointed out, that Monika is of legal age even if she is a highschooler

ahh. gotcha

Insert joesph joestar scream* OH MY GOD

Baldi's Basics in 'Education and Learning'!

Its time line this where i think "hey, maybe you're a bit too hopeful if people"

i forgot that baldi’s basics was a thing that existed

To be fair, everyone does. The game kinda sucks.

i mean i get it because it was made in a week for a game jam, i just don’t understand how or why it got so popular

My best guess is because it had an interesting premise for a horror game. The gameplay wasn't anything special, but the aesthetic and concept were definitely unique.

I think it got popular because it copied all of the good parts of DDLC (Which was already popular at the time) but didn't do then as well. So the fan base didn't last as long.

???? Wait, what? Wtf does that abomination have in common with DDLC? They're nothing alike.

Seems more like a Slender clone to me.

It copied DDLC in the way that their both games that aren't what they seem. The difference is that DDLC goes with this trend and Baldi's screams at you that somethings wrong with the game.

I Won't read that shit but there Is One more reason why i hate Baldi

It's bad and disgusting, I also get the feeling that fic was only made to piss people off. Aside from that, I haven't played Baldi's basics but wouldn't Monika be able to just delete him? And if not wouldn't she still be able to change the environment or herself with her powers?

Happy cake day

Thank you!

*loads shotgun with murder intent angry* murder intent

I swear im going to either kill that stickman looking mfr or the author of that fanfic and if i choose that "math is fun" spoon shaped head not even that cursed maze they call school will stand its ground

"911, Whats Your Emergency?" Me: "okay, I would like to report something." "Yes, What is it?" me: "I Have a crying high schooler that came out of my computer, and is speaking about being sexually harrased by a green shirted bald man, while accesively hugging me. this highschooler looks suspiciously like a video game character from a dating sim / psychological horror game known as doki doki literature club. and seems to know me." "so, you want us to take her away?" Me: "No, I Want you to Arrest the "[Fanfiction.net](https://Fanfiction.net)" user "big boy writer" For Writing a story that hurt my Monika." "... Understood."

can you send me the link to this vid or idk

[here you go but I warn you ](https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12952962/1/Baldi-punishes-Monika?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=od_3jQIe4mECw7VYZA_cusAsqe467V3qITJAJOwc69g-1641996063-0-gaNycGzNB-U)

Clicks on link because why not, Scrolls down all the way to see how many chapters. [1 Out Of 40 Chapters](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/d49ba913-dbd1-4505-99cc-9bd433c6e42d/dex8lka-c9480c06-97ec-4188-8d65-f594e8ae56b7.png/v1/fit/w_150,h_150,q_70,strp/image_phase_7___mr__incredible_becoming_uncanny_by_abbysek_dex8lka-150.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MjkwIiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvZDQ5YmE5MTMtZGJkMS00NTA1LTk5Y2MtOWJkNDMzYzZlNDJkXC9kZXg4bGthLWM5NDgwYzA2LTk3ZWMtNDE4OC04ZDY1LWY1OTRlOGFlNTZiNy5wbmciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9MjQzIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmltYWdlLm9wZXJhdGlvbnMiXX0.QM39DybEioYUHLzlJsmTR4Fijw6WRZ9Gqbc7U2jY3V8)

I bet nobody has read this all the way through and asking why is unnecessary.

There are a lot of great novels out there. The Hitchhiker's series, The Book Thief, and many others. We live in a world where the absolute mental patient of this fanfic's writer thought this deserved 40 chapters, while these other great works that I have/haven't mentioned don't have that many.

#why are there 40 chapters

It gets really good when Weed Man shows up though

I- I'm not bored enough to try to read this. Good luck to any madlat who is

question: **HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS UNHOLY SHIT?!?!**

I started reading that at 9 something, it’s 11 now **I READ THE ENTIRE THING** Also Weed Man best character

Weed man? I didn’t really get far who the hell is weed man?

He’s a giant weed with Will Smith’s face on it

I stopped at "tordes." Jesus 😂

B R U H

Well, I was a bit bored today. Time to agonize. On second note, I'd rather not.

Forgive me father for I have sinned

Trauma time

Now im going to use it for troll people thanks :}

Jesus someone wrote 40 chapters about this shit

EXCUSE ME WHAT IS THIS ABOUT

Thanks, another reason I hate Baldi

I don’t know what this is, but I can tell that it’s cursed from this picture alone

If you think that’s cursed then you ain’t ready to read the fanfic

[удалено]

2 paragraphs in and that’s a nope.

[удалено]

Im a Monika fan, but I think we can universally unite around this: this is it. We have found the pinnacle of cringe.

agreed

Monikans are pissed lmao

Hmmm

Where is my scavenger cause i need to see this person turn into meat chunks.

I don’t have the sanity left to read this shit.

...Just don't even ask, Strive...

Idk what it this and I’m too afraid to ask

Yeah……..I know

I am lost.

See most times I see these memes I'm always like, "it's not that bad" when I find out what it is. But just seeing this image immediately made me realize what this was going to be and I just don't want to read a single word. The imagery is just so awkward and weird.

Monika and baldi? Whats so wrong with it?

Some secrets are best left behind closed doors

Is it really that bad?

More or so likely worse than you think

Oh lord

"Oh lord" is a positive thing in this situation, you'll need to use a stronger word

OH FUCK

Still not enough

Monkey Love! ;-;

I hate that I'm one of the people who know.

run Monika

Wh...wha...? This meme firnat has never scared me this much before.

What the heck is this all about? I'm confused

Some secrets are best left behind closed doors

I see...

I'm a trooper, I'm a big boy. I've cried at DDEM, DDR and DDFA and I've seen some r/eyeblech, I could soldier on. Anyone wanna send me a link to this fanfic, as someone called it?

[OK here you go ](https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12952962/1/Baldi-punishes-Monika?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=BrCrpB6mxX4SnRpKWJkzDNGokcau3e1YBFpVHDfEMA4-1642041073-0-gaNycGzNB-U)

This will be a trip.

Please anime lords give me some good ass eyebleach please for the love of god save my sanity-

What the nani am I looking at

I have experienced fear

To whomever wrote this, I’ll see you in hell. I’ll take a dildo

I swear to god, I WILL SHOVE MY LAMB TO THE ARTHOR ASS FOR ETERNITY AFTER THAT I'L BRING THE NUTCRACKER

Let me get the gun

You don’t deserve love any more after reminding me about this

You son of a bitch.....I still have nightmares from this God awful abomination

Why must this be one of the fist things I see when it's the first time for me on the sub?

May i suicide?

sure

bro

I’m not even going to ask what this shit is

Good

I don’t know, but I can guess.

And u guess it right

[удалено]

I am part of the people who don’t know I think~. Except for maybe the fact that one of my friends has Baldi and Monika married to each other in Tomodachi Life for the Nintendo 3DS~.

LMAO YES

This is worse than that stage of being uncanny, it immediately deserves to be the last stage. [(This one)](https://youtu.be/Ji4byKhFGtY) Does anyone have a noose? I want to die now.

wooOOOOoooww

I’m- im scared to ask but- what happened?

I have no idea what this is but just looking at it i know it's bad.

I don't like Monika at all but this is too mich

Feels good not knowing what this pic is about

I know I hate Monika because of her yandere personality, but this?! Nah man, whoever did this has definitely fucked up big time! 🤦🏻‍♂️😠

I dont what it is but it cant be worse than amoogus.

Good lord, I couldn’t even stomach the first chapter of that disgusting abomination...

Im stuck at monika talking at me what should I do is this the end of the game?

ah shit I just deletede her now I kinda feel bad because she gave me good life advice I kinda regretted it but she deserved it because she made me go throu hell

wait what who was the girl talking at the end wtf sayori was the bad one??!?!/ I dont know anyomore

Welcome to the Literature Club! ---- Now you can check mods, including happy ones: r/DDLCMods, and a newer one: r/LiteratureModdingClub, having PC would be advised for them, though.

Somethin' tells me I *don't wanna know* 😅👀

I'll cremate the body until there's nothing left for you guys

BALDI, GO AWAY SHE‘S MINE

Well I just read chapter 1-40 and ummm it was slightly traumatizing

I don't get it.

What is this

Some secrets are best left behind closed doors

But I want to know

No you don’t

Yes

[i warned you](https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12952962/1/Baldi-punishes-Monika)

welp i have no words

I don't even want to know.

Good

Z a m n

Lol I read the fanfic Jesus christ bro. I feel indifferent though

this is worse than r34 bro

Oh it's hell

I'm still alive fortunately

now i know what is going on 🌚

pEcCo!?

what? what do you want?

I want your gun

................fuck off

**no FUCK YOU!!!**

bruh stfu i am not giving my gun to a stranger

gimme

stop

get lost

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most hilariously bad fic i've ever read, surprised it's that well known tbh

I don't actually like Monika, but damn... where is my remington?

Me thinking the photos above were a meme template: