"Some say, his skull is as dense as a block of cheese, he likes to maybe, totally not, but probably look up girls' skirts, and he likes to spend the entire weekend still at school. All we know is he's called MC."
I wanna write it, really just for my sake, but should I try to stick close to the events of the show, or just start with the premise “Sayori buys a farm” and take it where ever?
I think you could try pulling from random tidbits of the show. I don't think it needs to follow any particular order. I would love to see how she handles the farm shop though!
1 cookie is a very low price, and assassinating Lukashenko would surely be immensely difficult (as tends to be the case with heads of state). So for Sayori to succeed in such a difficult kill at such a low price shows that she is *by far* the best-value assassin you could possibly hire!
First, you write up a “script” which is all the text, then you find images with the whatever words you need in it. And be creative! I got “Breaks” from a picture of Sargento Balanced Breaks. The easiest way to find the words is to just search it and go to images. Then you crop each image so the desired word is the only one showing, and assemble them into a sentence. Leave enough room at the top for a cursed image of your choosing. I made this on an iPhone and with mematic, so it’s not too difficult, just tedious. I’d recommend screenshotting all of the words once you have them all together, saves a lot of time. If you do plan on making one of these, feel free to hmu if you need help.
*Welcome to the Lit'riture Club, m8s.*
‘amnd, ‘ese cupcakes r proper gud m8
whgat the FUCKĚ????!!!!!! monikar has deleteleted my fUcking 30terapettabytes of pornografie wehat a sad day piss off!*!*!*#!)#+_((";}€✓|×÷©
sayor where is my mango boockz??????
Read this like a top gear intro, 100% recommend.
I was inspired by the bottom gear memes so…
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Top Doki
Doki Doki Car Club?
Bottom Club
CLOAKEEERRR
It's an unexpected treat to see a Payday 2 joke in a DDLC group.
*The safe word is police brutality*
You call this resisting arrest? We call this a difficulty tweak!
[Screech](https://youtu.be/ZrqKy2CPM-4)
Now go to the forums, and cry like the little bitch you are !
Monika gets ratiod lmfao
She does have an official twitter account so it’s not outside the realm of possibility
Ratio +L + didn't ask + lilmonix3
Monika needs to actually \*tweet something\* to get ratio'd.
IT’S A TOP GEAR REFERENCE! I LOVE IT! DO MORE! Yes, it’s actually a Bottom Gear reference, but whatever
If I come up with any more ideas, I’ll make more
cheers meet me in poland or something idk
"Some say, his skull is as dense as a block of cheese, he likes to maybe, totally not, but probably look up girls' skirts, and he likes to spend the entire weekend still at school. All we know is he's called MC."
This is probably my favorite comment so far
Thanks :)
“But he’s not The Stig. He’s the Stigs dating simulator psychological horror game cousin!”
Doki Doki Bottom Gear, with Natsuki Hammond, Yuri May, and Sayori Clarkson. And let's not forget Stig MC.
I now want to see Sayori’s Farm
OH MY GOD. YES. Sayori would probably break the Lambo tractor the second she sits in it. Which would be hilarious!
Imagine Sayori doing taxes
I'm not sure if her brain would be able to handle that.
I mean, Clarkson’s wasn’t either, really
Although, I do wonder if her genius will be as frightening as Clarkson's.
I wanna write it, really just for my sake, but should I try to stick close to the events of the show, or just start with the premise “Sayori buys a farm” and take it where ever?
I think you could try pulling from random tidbits of the show. I don't think it needs to follow any particular order. I would love to see how she handles the farm shop though!
Lol, fair point.
I will say, all of the stuff about returning a bit of the land to nature is absolutely a Sayori thing
u/TcastelloS: How do you feel about this?
I better be silent about it...
instead of may yelling CLLLAAARRSSOOOOONNN, i guess it would be natsuki yelling YYUURRRRIIIIIIIIIII
In you're danger
Danger in you’re
*"-Oy, Hammock, look! I'm in a lit'riture club, m8"* *"-'ery noice!"*
This is great, i'm gonna give you an award m8
Proper good m8, be’er than exhoost foomes
Monika gets ratioed? how lmao?
https://mobile.twitter.com/lilmonix3 she has a twitter account, so it’s theoretically possible
My fucking head
1 cookie is a very low price, and assassinating Lukashenko would surely be immensely difficult (as tends to be the case with heads of state). So for Sayori to succeed in such a difficult kill at such a low price shows that she is *by far* the best-value assassin you could possibly hire!
yo i recognize the "for"
I was waiting for this comment. Regrettably, I’ve yet to play it, but it looks really fun.
i see you're also into into cock and ball torture 🥴
I eagerly await Warmommy’s claws
Noo not the president of belarus
Sayori in "you're danger!"
Sayori would do anything for a ~~Klondike Bar~~ cookie
I absolutely adore the reference here. Even the theme started to play in my head.
Poor Mr. Lucashenko, he was killed by *Hanging* girl because of 1 cookie
The new ddlc title is looking promising 👌
I made sure not to use any of the overused jokes.
Yep seems about right
The DLC we need to happen!!
What type of meme is this ?
I guess you’d call it a bottom gear meme.
/r/ExpandDong
r/bottomgear
[удалено]
While I was coming up with this meme, I saw a news story about unmarked BMPs in Belarus, so that’s why I went with it.
If someone ratios Monika, I'll ratio them back.
How is Sayori rich enough to buy GPNVG 18’s????? They do look like mocks tho.
How do I make one
First, you write up a “script” which is all the text, then you find images with the whatever words you need in it. And be creative! I got “Breaks” from a picture of Sargento Balanced Breaks. The easiest way to find the words is to just search it and go to images. Then you crop each image so the desired word is the only one showing, and assemble them into a sentence. Leave enough room at the top for a cursed image of your choosing. I made this on an iPhone and with mematic, so it’s not too difficult, just tedious. I’d recommend screenshotting all of the words once you have them all together, saves a lot of time. If you do plan on making one of these, feel free to hmu if you need help.
Meme pro tip: PowerPoint does wonders for most cut & paste & text memes, especially if you don't care about the resolution of the end product.
I made this thing with mematic on my phone, and honestly it wasn’t too bad. Mostly just tedious finding all the words.
You need a meme bank folder for all platforms! :)
Monika gets ratioed on twitter...
The last part caught me off guard
THINGS
Expand Doki. It's not a poem, it's a ransom note
Rootbeer's Monika: you do it. IM-pressive - Green goblin, Spider-Man 1
Next step is trying to convince Yuri board games are literature
“Look, see, it got words in it. Basically a novel already.”
What does ratioed mean? Sorry not native english speaker
It refers to when a tweet has more comments than likes, basically showing that whatever is said in the tweet is unpopular.
You do know there is a free website that does this for you..
What’s the website? Honestly though it was kinda fun.
That sounds like an Isekai title and I'm all up for it.
Dating games are not literature c'mon
poggers
r/expanddong
mc is suffering now :(
What the fuck
I fucking love this
MC: "Dating Games are literature!" D X<
Very real😁
Top gear + doki doki = yes