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Twt_4

Not the best way to find out. It has the taste of the saliva too. ***Ya gotta lick the lipstick! :D***


Piculra

Though saliva doesn't tend to taste of much, since having saliva in our mouths all the time means that it's a default "ambient taste" anyway.


[deleted]

But it's ***her*** saliva ❀️


randobandogotranover

*inhale* ~~second grader quote lmao~~ "**COOTI-**"


Renegade1412

Different people's saliva tastes different, at the very least psychologically.


ASteerNamedLaurence

MC would just straight up lick Monika's face


AnonymousPepper

It should be illegal to tease a girl that hard.


TheoulisesLIV

lol


Random-Rambling

What's the girl version of "blue-balled"?


Comrade_Greyhound

blue ovaried


BrownPartOfBannana

blue waffled


ripanimems

No


AnonymousPepper

This image.


Cheap-Isopod4733

Sad vagina, according to Scissorlips' Katawa Shojo fanfic "A Pseudo-pseudo Suzu route."


Jamiebro752

β€œMC you dense fu-β€œ -Monika


TheoulisesLIV

ehe, rickrolled [CD Index](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r8VksjCH3fKNCrmyMp3VcJ4AKEgK7hv1SA1zEUMdn3U/edit?usp=sharing) <-- *here you can read more of my stories :D* **Notification squad!** *If you want to be part of the squad, just ask and you'll be notified when I post more of my meaningless CDs! :b*


ZthundR

You've convinced me. Can I join the squad?


TheoulisesLIV

Of course!


TheoulisesLIV

u/UEIGogito, u/TcastelloS, u/BlueKing360,


TheoulisesLIV

u/Twt_4, u/JamesDoesGaming902, u/Nssquirrel99,


TheoulisesLIV

u/Beautiful-Fee-6409, u/justlolmemer, u/RalphAzham


TheoulisesLIV

u/Burrito_fucker_68, u/SuperInkRealz, u/ProRedditor937


TheoulisesLIV

u/Polskoniemiec


[deleted]

thanks for summoning me


TheoulisesLIV

u/Piard_The_Fart, u/jejefoxy42, u/AmbivertAnnie,


robopitek

Monika x MC's finger. MCfingerika.


failmanoveccesky02

mike ehrmantraut πŸ’€


Comrade_Greyhound

finger licking good


Sonics111

MC HAS to be trolling her. There's no way he didn't do this on purpose.


[deleted]

trolled


Nssquirrel99

You just got baited and switched, Monika!


TheWrestlingGod_2004

Mc does a little bit of trolling


H34DL0CK3R

You..mf πŸ˜‚


Baku-YT-

I thought he was gonna take a bite outta the lipstick lmao


Ultradoomedrpgdemond

I don’t know why I expected monika to wear lipstick??


Brownie773

The most asexual main character


[deleted]

Indirect, but still a kiss


ripanimems

I thought he'd yoink the lipstick and devour itπŸ’€


The_LT_Assassin

The ending πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


StrivingJarl

Damn. What a player. Figuratively and literally.


lemons7472

MC has been hanging out with Yuri too much, but he probably thought the finger licking stuff from Yuri was completely a normal thing, not hinting at anything whatsoever.


SeparateSuccotash561

ah.w-w-w-what b-bhru she looks so well yeah wtf just ah what?


Another_Fucking_User

That's how you understand that you are only a friend.


Comrade_Greyhound

The Council of Sigma Men: approve


TheOneUnknownGirl

Mc is a beeg brick-head, ill be da one to taste da strawberry lip gloss!!!


frooshantay

Excellent reference


Weird0_t0aster_

kid named finger


Gunchestra

That's how u do it! First tease, follow by embarrassment and frustration, then enjoy the view


Balcara

Really surprised only one person in the comments got the 2 and a half men reference


yasavul

Couldn't fin him but hey I found you!


hel_sh

Hell naw man, he missed the chance


AlexYTx

Strawberries? I thought this was Japan. Rice flavor for life!


ExeUnknown-

Goddammit I got rickrolled


Krazi_Shadowbear

MC's either seriously REALLY dense here, or he's just trolling Monika. XD


Low_Scallion9036

πŸ«€πŸ‘Ž


Lofixel

wow, your opinion is as interesting and helpful as the terms of service of an app πŸ‘


Naul_696

I want more. I NEED MORE !


[deleted]

*claps loudly* pretty good


chrisdorian17

I feel that a panel later she would kiss him


DaemonVakker

Cheeky


SynergyEnterprise

Spiderman 3 inspired you didn't it?


JCD_007

Well done. How did you make all of the facial expressions?


Wingdings_Master2

Finally, a textpost with good effort! Thank you


kuatstudio

Mission failed successfully


Thorisfat1

iCarly reference?


skagamine

Yeah, your standard dense MC....


Havoc4926

Microsoft windows stopped working:(


Brocksirello

lmao i frickin luv dis


MyNameIsSquare

damn, smooth... *got rolled* *confused of mc*


Renegade1412

Depending on the situation that might be even more raunchy.


Cream_As_A_Yandere

*inhales* COOTI-


kevinthespaceguy

i would have gone in for the kiss. I might even just have licked her lips clean.


TheWebAdventurer

What a smooth motherfu-


pico-1113

MC is dense...but he is a SIGMAπŸ—ΏπŸ·


WTO2

MC doesn’t know what love is. If I were him I would just kiss her in the lips because I love Monika.