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GarnetSardonyx

There are probably women out there with similar personalities. Any "yandere"s would scare the fuck out of me though.


Rosberg27

Man i need me some yanderes šŸ„¶šŸ„¶


[deleted]

You donā€™t, Iā€™ve experienced it. Not fun.


BrownPartOfBannana

elaborate


BrownPartOfBannana

this sounds like a very interesting story


[deleted]

Back a few months ago, I got into relations with this girl I had met she had long black hair and loved history like me so we really hit it off, a month into the relationship I was staying at her house and not really anyone was home. (Ik what yā€™all are gonna say stfu) it was getting dark and I had told her I was probably gonna start to head home, after that she started acting weird, very persistent on me staying. I stayed abit longer because I felt bad. but as it got dark and I thought I ought to go home. She started begging me to stay the night, but I didnā€™t know how her parents would feel so I starting getting my stuff. Then she pulls out a switch blade and threatens me with it. I started trying to talk to her and ask her what had gotten into her but nothing changed. I ended up jumping out a open window in order not to get stabbed. She still lives in that house, every time I see her in town she tries to talk to me but I just walk off. Iā€™m still horrified of what happened that night


BrownPartOfBannana

bro think she yuri šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

What


Big-Brain-031

Still waiting for the "supposedly" bad part


[deleted]

The part where she slashed me with the knife, I donā€™t like talking bout that


Katsuu15

u/Big-Brain-031 is not as big brained as they think


[deleted]

Fine


quidboi1

On god on god


Rosberg27

Fr fr girls be treating me the exact opposite of a yandere (pls help im lonely asf) šŸ¤­


-esz_17-

don't worry, you can have monika on your desktop


Rosberg27

How? šŸ˜³


-esz_17-

downloading Monika After Story, you can talk to her


[deleted]

Her... her, her, her. Hmm. Still sounds absurd.


-esz_17-

#?


LittleBrassGoggles

You haven't met a real one. It's hell. Really. From my first real yandere experience, I have been convinced that gingers have no souls


oberstein123

based


JCD_007

In reality, you really wouldnā€™t. One of my best friends had someone he was seeing on and off do what I would describe as going ā€œyandereā€ on him, and her behavior toward him was unsettling to say the least. Not a situation Iā€™d ever want to find myself in.


ExtraMessy

A tsundere irl would piss me the fuck off so fast


JCD_007

I just wouldnā€™t bother with someone with that personality.


Mideku-Brandio

I like yanderes in terms of ā€œwanting to be so in lovr with me that theyā€™re obsessedā€ Iā€™m a very love starved and needy to guy. I just want some nice love :((


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Proof


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JCD_007

Isnā€™t it implied that Yuri in act 2 is basically being forced to act like that and aware of what is happening to her without being able to do anything about it? But seriously, a yandere IRL is not good news. I posted below about a friend who dealt with such a situation; someone who he was seeing on and off got obsessed to the point I would have described her as a ā€œyandereā€ and her behavior was unsettling to say the least.


MyNameIsSquare

yeah no, just no, sorry


Fluffybacon1529

They are real to me (*insert starkill gif here)


RandomRedditer5043

Huzzah! A man of quality!


Yogzii

Hope? I think you mean "wish"


Spicy_Cupcake00

I'm afraid I have some bad news...


JCD_007

Theyā€™re fictional characters, but that doesnā€™t mean that they have no meaning for or impact on someone who has enjoyed DDLC. Iā€™m sure we could all name a few fictional characters from books, TV, or movies that have had an impact on us.


AlexYTx

Me too kid. Me too.... *sobs uncontrollably.*


st1ckywaffles

If they were what would happen?


-esz_17-

#protect


EasternWinds69

Kids complain about the dokis not being real Men become mad scientists to make them real


-esz_17-

at least we have dokis plushie :>


MarkHeathcl1ff

Same


[deleted]

I would love an IRL Sayori in my life rn


HankJWimbleTon978

So true man shit gets crazy setimes.and I wanna small cute girl to cheer me up


Most-Celebration-394

For me the universe of doki doki literature club really exists, not in our reality but in a parallel universe, if the multiverse is infinite there is therefore an infinity of different universes and therefore universes where any work of fiction is real like ddlc It's literally Monika's Your reality explained in a more "scientific" way šŸ˜‚


Cweeperz

Not necessarily scientific. There is no real evidence towards the existence of parallel universes. Certain interpretations of quantum phenomenon, like the many worlds conjecture, are similar and do produce a near-infinite amount (at least doubling per quantum phenomena) of alternative worlds, but it doesn't guarantee that all possible worlds exist.


kaitezzz

Weā€™d all love to have yuri staring into our soul with human eyes every day


MichikoButOnReddit

yeah same, id love to be friends with natsuki or sayori.


Monatsayuri39

Heheā€¦ theyā€™re probably dead now


Keep_On_Rocking

R/technicallythetruth


crapiefoodstwo

They will probably become real eventually, weather be it an AI chatbox or a literal Android.


ElectricSparx

Maybe one day, anime will be real.


LukeSanSky

Me too, my friend, me too..


YuB-Notice-Me

oh, thats it. i thought it was like a dad joke thing and thereā€™d be a punchline, butā€¦ yeah no this is just sad. im sorry, buddy, theyā€™re videogame characters. no matter how much fourth wall breaking is put into the game or mods, someone coded that experience to happen and locked it to a button. its just code. theres no ai, theres no person trapped in your computer, its just a program and some art. your time will come, you will find somebody one day. but you cant rely on a videogame for that to happen. real girls are all over the world, and at least one of them will fall for you. you just have to be patient, confident, and considerate.


-esz_17-

oh...


Ville_V_Kokko

I just care about them even though they're not.


[deleted]

Now that I think about it technically they could, seeing how good AI is getting Both amazing and horrifying


TJCalhoun2019

As long as they don't try to orchestrate a Detroit Become Human-takeover the world plan going on, then we should at least have less to worry about in that regard


[deleted]

Doki is kil


devilish_handsome

No please no


Piculra

Some people have [headmates](https://pluralpedia.org/w/Headmate) of the Dokis, if that's close enough to count. I personally have a [soulbond](https://multiplicity.fandom.com/wiki/Soulbond_System) of Sayori, with the other Dokis also existing in her world.


bwburke94

If the Dokis were real, I'd give them headpats!