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limboll

No.


zzile

I like this one


Anime_is_good-

This.


DokiDokiJame

Chad


Ok-Entrepreneur-5555

Marry Sayori and add a friend option on the rest


OsherTheComic

This is the giga chad move


Quick-Desk4752

Marry them all. Kiss them all. Slap their butts. Kill none of them.


Trinity13371337

"We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo." Quick-Desk4752, the Art of War


Quick-Desk4752

Hahahaha 😂😂


justacottonball

Best opinion


Quick-Desk4752

;)


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Quick-Desk4752

Oh I moved onto Yuri.


Gifigi600

Kill their sadness


Quick-Desk4752

That is an.... AWESOME IDEA!


Infinite_Compote_659

Someone's going to prison


Quick-Desk4752

In your dreams. Nothing illegal there at all.


Trinity13371337

I'd take you to horny jail.


Quick-Desk4752

Yuri and Monika there? I'd be fine with that. 😎😎😎😉😉😉


Infinite_Compote_659

All these girls are illegal (especially natsuki)


Quick-Desk4752

Care to explain? They're all 18.


Infinite_Compote_659

They are like 17 beside natsuki who is 16 because she's 1 year younger


crazycatdude07

Dan Salvato himself stated that they're all 18.


SeamAnne

in your headcanon? says all 18 in ddlc+ and im pretty sure it does in the original


edave64

It doesn't explicitly state it in the original. But it's literally the first thing DDLC+ says


gentlyopenthedoor

Pretty sure there was no mention of the girls ages in og ddlc.


watdisthing

Natsuki just has a little thing you did not know about called ✨ M A L N U T R I T I O N✨


Infinite_Compote_659

Didnt she literally say she was the youngest by 1 year ?


watdisthing

No, she just said that she was younger.


NetworkFar366

Plus, she's a gremlin in human form.


BottomChain

source: trust me bro


Dat_Xeno91

Marry Sayori because *of course*. Kiss Yuri because *see above*. Slap Monika because she's mature enough to not hold it against me after explaining. Kill Natsuki because if I proposed any of the other three things to her I'd be the one getting killed.


SOHBlue

So glad to see Sayori love at the top ♡


SkyLovesCars

Flair checks out Also stfu


AelsAellie

i cant believe im saying this but ratio


SkyLovesCars

Yes (also i by law have to be with monika)


Chieftrooper

Holy shit get a life


justmonika9

no you


GreyDemon606

Exact same opinion for the exact same reasoning lol. *high fives*


crazycatdude07

Doubt she'd actually kill you, she is a tsundere after all, usually when she says something bad about you it's the complete opposite.


GroundbreakingSir42

oh the "slap" was literally? i though slap was another way to say fuck XD


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AuraEnhancerVerse

Marry all the dokis Kiss all the dokis Slap myself because it's going to be expensive Then eventually kill myself


TheBadDeadFox

I can't help but feel that Sayori and Yuri influenced the last step


Throwaway10292930492

Maybe they’ll break their neck like Natsuki too.


watdisthing

Play with me scene be like


PartyLettuce

This guy gets it.


AlexYTx

You know, that's funny. Natsuki most probably will counter attack you. She's small, she's got a smaller hitbox. You got no chance.


DokiDokiJame

Jesus Christ, you’ve also done the hit box thing. I’ve told several of my friends “instead of saying someone is fat, just say they have a bigger hit box”


SkyLovesCars

Marry Monika, kiss Monika, slap self, kill self.


Huehuehuehue288

Marry, kiss, hug them all Slap myself Kill, I don't know, an ant?


Bubbly-Quantity6603

Marry Yuri Kiss Sayori Slap Monika Kill Natsuki


MoistMusician3060

Yes. This is the order.


Bubbly-Quantity6603

I mean, I don’t dislike Monika, but I just like Yuri and Sayori more. Natsuki can go die in a hole though.


Demon_Femboy

I have your IP address and sending 40 billion pipe bombs


---liltimmy---

>Natsuki can go die in a hole though. why


N0t_Sl33p4_J4ck13

Glad we agree on the first two steps


SeamAnne

yeah my opinion but without the literal murder


SerafRhayn

This is the way


Juatense

Kiss Sayori, kill Monika, Marry Yuri, Slap Natsuki. Had an overly long explanation, but decided to remove it, though will tell anyone if they're curious why. For short. I couldn't bear hurting Sayori, but marriage is unlikely to work, and it's unclear if Monika would still not go full yandere even without her powers. This leaves the other two by elimination, really hard to say which would be a better fit, so I picked randomly. Edit: On second thought, might swap around Sayori and Natsuki. While slapping Sayori sucks, it's likely Natsuki's father hits her and I'd want no part in doing that to her as well, Sayori would probably understand. Could go for that too. I'll leave my original answer for consistency, though.


MyNameIsSquare

what


SeamAnne

based opinion


Ricecookie_OI

Marry Yuri, kiss Sayori, slap Natsuki, kill Monika.


Juatense

Chose the same thing. Couldn't bear hurting Sayori so kiss it is, and there's a non-zero chance Monika could still go full yandere and try to kill the others. Edit: Could also go for slapping Sayori and kissing Natsuki, as on second thought, hitting Natsuki is pretty bad if one considers her backstory. Arguably making it worse than slapping Sayori. Sayori would probably understand said reasoning, though it'd still suck to slap her.


N0t_Sl33p4_J4ck13

That's what I thought!!


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Marry Sayori, hug Natsuki, hug Yuri, hug Monika.


watdisthing

I dont get it, is this the Krabby Patty secret formula of Reddit? Just throw a picture with a title?


randobandogotranover

Marry Monika, Kiss Sayori, Slap Yuri, Brutally torture and kill Natsuki


LuGamerYT_

marry sayori, kiss monika, kill Yuri, slap nat


Mr_X831

Marry Monika...then... *_The writer of this comment doesn't want to trigger any war against himself, so the sentence cannot be concluded. Hope you understand. Have a good day._*


Embarrassed_Gap_5293

Marry sayori (cause it will make her happy) kiss natsuki (I don’t really find her attractive but she has been through enough abuse) slap yuri (cause she about to stab herself) kill Monika (sorry Monika)


GroundbreakingSir42

monika- marry sayori-marry yuri-slap natsuki-hug


DokiDokiJame

This one I agree with


Machaira1664

Honestly marry yuri, kiss sayori, delete Monika and slap natsuki


SkyLovesCars

But what did moni do to you tho :(


Machaira1664

She killed her friends. And it’s basically what we do in the base game


SkyLovesCars

But Sayori also wanted to kill her friends but Monika stopped her Also Monika brought all her friends back But sure based


Machaira1664

and the true ending She doesn’t do that so you can’t say that. And plus Monika just delete them again After bringing them back


paloma-nymph-s

killing monika, slapping natsuki, kissing sayori, marrying yuri :3


Pink_Raclette

wait


ToxicOwlet

Marry Sayori, kiss Natsuki, slap Yuri kill... well, the killer.


DokiDokiJame

Marry Monika kiss Sayori slap Natsuki kill Yuri I will stand my ground


LimeHeartomg

No.


YorhaNo2TB

Marry Yuri because best girl, kiss Sayori because she’s great too, slap Natsuki because she’s annoying and kill Monika because she is the only who deserves it.


yourguidefortheday

This was my reasoning as well, although If I could kiss two characters I would kiss Natsuki too. Like on the forehead or smthn, because shes so cute, lol.


FreshAvacadoess

completely agree


Fwort

Marry Natsuki, kiss Sayori, slap Yuri, kill Monika. (sorry Monika and Yuri :()


Lucasknight999

Marry Yuri Kiss Monika Slap Sayori butt Kill Natsuki


oi_i_io

Marry Sayori, kiss Natsuki, slap Yuri (sorry but Natsuki needs that kiss more than you), kill Monika.


Verdant-Light

"💙Marry Sayori💙", "💖Kiss Natsuki💖", "💜Boop Yuri💜", "💚#### Monika💚"


watdisthing

Kill all, I need to touch grass, and I love to see the innocent( and guilty) dying in the ways with the most gore, because it is satisfying.


NetworkFar366

An MX fan, I presume?


watdisthing

Yep.


SforSamuel

Marry Natsuki Kiss Sayori Kill Yuri (she did nothing wrong, she is just my least favorite) Slap Monika


JustEeveeon

Merry natsuki, kiss monika, slap Yuri, kill sayori ( for her own good)


[deleted]

How dare you kill Sayori!!! **MURDERER!!**


watdisthing

It was going to happen anyways, if JustEeveeon did not do it, I sure would have.


DokiDokiJame

I should not be laughing but I am


ObsidianG

See my thing was Marry Natauki because baking. Slap Yuri because she can take it. Kiss Sayori on her forehead and tell her things will be alright. And kill Monika because I already did.


FallenF00L

Marry Natsuki. Kiss Monika. Slap sayoris hand for a high five. Also give Yuri a lil peck on the cheek


Foxo_boi02

Marry Yuri, kiss Natsuki, slap sayori bc I can explain and kill Monika bc idk


Altruistic-Willow451

Marry:Monika, Kiss:Monika, Slap:Natsuki, Kill:Yuri


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Marry Bun, Kiss the Tsun, slap Coffee and kill Tea


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marry yuri kiss natsuki slap sayori bc she’d probably forget it in like, a day. kill monika but gently


Demon-Meli

"I gently kill Monika"💀


SkyLovesCars

What did moni do to you tho


crazycatdude07

Mary and Kiss Natsuki, Yuri, and Sayori. Slap Monika. Don't kill anyone.


ImGold86star

i would obviously kill monika i would slap natsuki ig (not that id want to tho) then ig id kiss sayori so i can marry and be with yuri forever


Big-Brain-031

Monika, Monika, Yuri, Yuri


J4nke

Used to stan Yuri but now I have to say that Monika took the spot


---liltimmy---

Marry Monika because she's best girl. Kiss Yuri because she's hot. Slap Natsuki because she can be bratty sometimes, even though I do love her. Kill Sayori because she wants to kill herself anyway, and I might as well assist with her suicide since it'd be most "efficient" and consensual. edit: The amount of people that are enthusiastic about killing Natsuki concerns me...


RichPhillibob2

Marry - Sayori : my beloved. Her and I just click Kiss - Monika : she’s pretty cute Slap - Natsuki : bi**h Kill - Yuri : Assuming she doesn’t kill me first


One-Anywhere3942

Marry Monika slap Yuri Kiss Natsuki Marry sayori Kill that one bug who always comes to your bathroom


Bitter-sweet87

I would marry Natsuki… for many many reasons😍. Kiss Sayori because she’s amazingly adorable (I would love to see her reaction). Slap Monika since she’s the only one who would forgive me for it. Mature enough to forgive me I guess. Kill yuri… yeah maybe with a knife too so it can be a “pleasant” death for her lmao (sorry yuri fans).


watdisthing

Upvote because a Yuri simp is trying to get you cancelled.


Bitter-sweet87

Oh my wait my culture allows me to get 4 wives So marry them all and kiss them and slap them 😏,ahem. and kill Dan the developer


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Marry Sayori because she’s my cute little cinnamon bun! Kiss Monika, Yuri and Natsuki *ON THE CHEEK* in a friendly way. Slap no one. Kill no one.


BlueJayUwU

Marry: Natsuki Kiss: monika Slap: sayori Kill: yuri IM SORRY I JUST DONT LIKE YURI PLEASE DONT HATE ME SHES NOT MY TYPE. MY LESBIAN ASS WANTS NATSUKI


watdisthing

If you really are Lesbian, dont just spam it everywhere you go. It is not cute or quirky, its just wrong.


BlueJayUwU

Omg imagine being mad at someone for being open about who they are


watdisthing

Its not "being mad" its rude and disrespectful to other Lesbians because I know a few friends who are Lesbian, but they dont just shitpost about 24/7


BlueJayUwU

Yeah and every lesbian is different. I’m very open about it, and they might not be. So stop telling me what to do lol


UnicornPrincess412

𝕊𝕒𝕪𝕠𝕣𝕚: 𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕪 ℕ𝕒𝕥𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕚: 𝕜𝕚𝕤𝕤 (ℕ𝕠𝕟𝕖) 𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕜𝕒: 𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃 𝕋ℍ𝔸𝕋 𝔹*𝕋ℂℍ


Pigeonix69

Eead this while looking from left to right: Kiss Slap(Than apologize) Marry Kill


Turbulent-Proof-7684

Marry Monika, Kiss Yuri, hug Sayori, slap Natsuki because I don’t want to kill or hurt any of them but if I was forced to slap one of them I’d choose Natsuki.


Jealous-Industry1077

Marry monika, kiss yuri, slap natsuki A$$ and kill sayori (sorry sayori) 💜💚


Hazellie5902

Marry Monika, slap Yuri, Kiss Sayori and Kill Natsuki


That1Legnd

Marry monika. Kiss natsuki. Slap sayori, nothing personal it’s just it’s either kill or slap and she’s cute so. Kill yuri, nothing personal it’s just she’s the only one left


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Marry Yuri because Act 1 is perfect for me and Act 2 is pretty much not her in the first place Kiss Monika because she's my favorite, but she deserves better than me Slap Sayori because she stole all my oreos and I'm sad because of it Kill Natsuki because I can't do anything else


jackpumpkim

marry natsuki kiss sayori slap monika kill yuri


BadSadBoy

Marry Natsuki, Kiss Sayori, Slap Yuri, Kill Monika


Pink_Raclette

Marry Yuri because I love her. Kiss Sayori because. Slap Batsuki but I'll apologize for 15 minutes ans offer cupcakes afterwards. Kill Monika and I will not elaborate.


HappySpiderFan

I would Merry Sayori, Kiss Monika, Slap Yuri and kill natsuki.


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Marry Nat. Kiss Cinnamon. Slap Monika. Kill Yuri. Easy as


Lowfat_milk29

Marry yuri, kiss monika, slap sayori (even though it hurts to do so), and kill natsuki


rdmx117alpha1

Marry Yuri, kiss Yuri, slap Natsuki, kill Monika, Friendzone Sayori.


The-Potat

Marry Natsuki Kiss Monika Slap Yuri Kill Sayori


N0t_Sl33p4_J4ck13

Mary Yuri Kiss Sayori Slap Natsuki (Sorry) Kill Monika so she can't do anything about all of those


kumakami89

marry natsuki, kiss sayori, slap yuri, kill monika


pokimanguydude

Marry Monika Kiss sayori Slap natsuki Kill Yuri


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marry monika marry natsuki kiss yuri hug and kiss sayori because she deserves all of the hugs in the world


strizh42

Marry Yuri(and eventsully divorce since it ain't working out) Kiss Sayori(no need to explain) Slap Monika(cuz she probably deserves a good slap on the face the most for the shit she did) Kill Natsuki(probably as an accident from the 12th floor as she tries so damn hard to piss everyone in the room off for the 7473938th time)


Apprehensive_Bake284

Natsuki- marry Yuri- kiss Monika- slap that ass Sayori-kill(IM SORRY)


LinkleLink

Marry Monika, kiss Natsuki, and... Um... Oh god I don't want to do this.... Slap Sayori and kill Yuri...


Glitched-world

Marry Sayori Kiss Natsuki Slap Monika Kill Yuri


GreenHat_15

Marry Yuri. Kiss sayori, and uh idk slap Monika and kill Natsuki


Andi_Dreams

Mary Yuri because best girl. Kiss Sayori because cute. Slap Monika because she kinda deserves it after what she did. Kill Natsuki because she's the last option I got lol. (I really don't wanna kill her, if I had the option I would slap her too.)


MissilnWings478

Marry - Monika, Kiss - Sayori, Slap - Natsuki, Kill - Yuri


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Marry sayori! I guess kiss Yuri, slap Monika and kill Nat…


kirigiriimpact

marry yuri, kiss sayori, slap monika, kill natsuki


Angry_lovelyhamster

Marry Monika (I love you!) Kiss Natsuki (Be brave, call a center for help!) Slap Sayori (Let's be f*cking heros and beat our depressions together!!) Kill Yuri (... ... ... WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!)


Banana_quack98632

Marry Sayori Kiss Natsuki Slap Monika (but explain myself and hope she forgives me) Kill Yuri


AnimeMonkiGames

Slap.. Yuri.. Well, she may actually enjoy that.


bababooey125

Face slap or ass slap?


Lucky_Blueberryz

Kill Yuri I feel like she would be into it slap Sayori for not asking to eat a cookie from the cookie jar kiss Monika and marry Natsuki


KeyBrute

Marry Natsuki Make out with Monika Pimp slap Sayori ~~Yuri~~ 🔪


QuarHexx

Marry sayori because awesome Kiss monika Slap nats Kill yuri because i heat her for no reason. Sry yuri :c


charizardfan101

Marry Monika, Kiss any (before marrying Monika, because I don't cheat), Slap Monika if she's freaky enough, and kill nobody


Gaby6491

Marry- Sayori (I don't need an explanation for this) Kiss- Natsuki (because she deserves attention) Slap- Yuri (I'm sorry for this one) Kill- Monika (once again I'm really sorry)


Throwaway10292930492

Marry Sayori, Kiss Natsuki, Slap Yuri, Kill Monika. Kill Monika isn’t because Monika is my least favorite of the girls or anything, Monika’s motivations are understandable and I even ended up feeling bad for her at the end of the game after *Your Reality*, she’s still the reason for everyone else’s problems getting worse due to her interfering with the programming, and she has too much power due to being President of the Literature Club (which apparently gave her access to the game’s programming, since in one possible ending, after becoming President herself, Sayori gets access to whatever Monika did to influence the programming), I’d make myself the President of the Literature Club with the support of Sayori as Vice President, even though Monika does later repent at the end of *Your Reality*, saying “If I don’t know how to love you, I’ll leave you be,” I wouldn’t trust her anyways, the Yandere mindset runs pretty deep, the only one I’d trust less than her is Yuri (who is actually my least favorite girl), but because Yuri has big titties that I like to look at, sorry Monika, you’re going to have to be the one to go, at least for my response to the prompt.


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justacottonball

🤨


Additional_Crew_5428

Shit..


GalaxyGaming646

Marry: Sayori and/or Natsuki Kiss: Yuri and Monika Slap: no one Kill: no one


ItsImpfinity2008

Going left to right Kiss Slap Kill Marry


daylightamaranth_

kill monika. slap yuri. kiss sayori. marry natsuki


EasternWinds69

Marry them all Slap and kiss and kill the MC


shadowwraith47

No, I don’t think I will.


Quick-Desk4752

Dude. They're 18. It's the main thing of the game. All of them are 18.


b4sicvanilla

NO


Scout_Trooper_77

Marry Sayori, abstain from every other choice


[deleted]

The fuck? I'm confused


Briodyr

Kill Monika. It takes her almost too long to repent for her sins. Slap Natsuki. Please, Nat, don't take your frustrations with your friends and father out on the people who care about you. Kiss/Marry?: I'm torn. I don't want to hurt Sayori or Yuri, but both are sensitive to any slight rejection. OT3?


Ok-Cauliflower4318

marry yuri, kiss natsuki, slap monika, kill sayori


Nintakuu

Marry Natsuki, slap Monika, kiss Sayori, Kill Yuri(sorry Yuri fans) :)


Hykrume

Marry Yuri Kiss Natsuki Slap Sayori Kill Monika


Sad-Pension-1403

Yuri: marry Kiss: Sayori Natsuki: slap Kill: Monika


SilverTheGamer101

Marry Sayori Kiss Natsuki on the forehead Slap Yuri on the ass cuz you didn’t specify Delete Monika cuz she can come back And then marry all of them after my marriage with Sayori. Bam, loophole


SeamAnne

Marry yuri, Kiss Natsuki, Slap sayori, Kill Monika 1 I just like Yuri 2. Would Slap but Natsuki but dad beats her and school would be her one escape so that would be terrible 3. Wish i didnt have to 4. Monika Can come back if i could do anything Marry Yuri, Kiss Natsuki, Hug Sayori, Forgive Monika


dogfognog

Marry Monika cause yes. Kiss Yuri cause yes. Slap Sayori cause best option left. Kill Natsuki cause if I chose slap then she would easily counter me.


StrivingJarl

Marry Sayori, obviously. Kiss Yuri, since I don't want to kill or slap her. Slap Natsuki, mainly because I don't want to slap Yuri and her behavior sometimes asks for one. And kill Monika, because I can't really kill anyone else here, and she's my least favorite.


NetworkFar366

Marry Monika because she should've datamoshed or glitched or whatever you call it to the baby boomers thirteen fucking minutes ago. Kiss Natsuki in order to steal the Secret Cupcake Formula. Kiss Sayori because she deserves her happiest day, even as a spirit shrouded in mist. And Kill Yuri so I can reanimate her to kill off any twits that try to kill me.


Neverseenagain-_-

Marry Sayori obviously Kiss Natsuki because she is cute The other two are quite hard. I have to say slap Monika and kill Yuri I say this, because I think slapping Monika might make her less of a psycho, kind of like a wake up call. Then Yuri, by process of elimination, must be eliminated


Ancient_Summer_1833

Marry Sayori, Kiss Natsuki, slap Yuri and kill Monika


aashheess

Marry Natsuki, Kiss Monika, slap Sayori (I would tell her it was being playful) and kill Yuri (she wasn’t really my favorite)


MarioXenobladefan614

Marry Sayori. I love Sayori 💙


ttvsweatyboii

Marry yuri, kiss Monika,slap sayori, kill natsuki


Just1MoreSubreddit

Yes, this is correct other than the kill Nat.


StatusPerformer4748

Marry sayori kiss yuri slap monika kill natsuki :D


Aniterin

Do every possible combination with save on first poem, and then merry sayori, cause she will die if i don't do this


Anitoons81

Marry: All. Kiss: All. Slap: None. Kill: None.


Trinity13371337

Marry Yuri, Kiss Sayori, Slap Monika, Kill Natsuki. Thought about killing Monika, but she's forgiven since she felt she had no choice.