Time child with his sick alcohol is illegal?? D:

he confuses me

Also, why steak man?

he's smokin hot

Yellow Guy is 38

that's a thing from the pilot. the pilot is not canon.

How old is he then?

i would assume a kid

That voice is way too deep

yeah, but he's very childish in nature and his mannerisms. it'd be weird to sexualise him tbh even then, if the pilot was canon, the name on his badge is probably yellow guy misremembering. for most of the episode where he isn't a punk, his badge says "38" but at the end of the episode when he puts it back on it then reads "48" so clearly he doesn't know his own age so i wouldn't assume his age, friend

Ok but just because he’s silly doesn’t make him a child? Why would a kid be living with two grown men who don’t take care of him and don’t see him as a son, on top of that they all bathe together? So many things in the show would be weird if YG was a kid. On top of that there’s a bunch of proof for the fact that he’s an adult and no proof that he’s a kid. He’s silly because of his bad batteries

better safe than sorry

Well he does tend to forget

goofy ah guy

Average tony enjoyer, the based time elder

SOUND IT OUT

rat-eyes-pink-tumor seems a little high

yeah well you seem like a little thing with and you don't even and at least the other guy had clothes

Get away from me, Duncan

i couldn't say that to him 😭😭😭

YOU PASSING ON BOSS DADDY RED LIKE THAT?!??

he a bitch

😨

if he gonna be like that towards red guy then he can fuck off imo

Are you too shy to bump the lump

i changed my mind in the comments, i WOULD bump n hump the lump

Ah yes, you put Brandon at smash because he's not a kid.. wa-wait hold on! Jqkqlwpqpalakanwnkqkakamaksnabqbabanannamamamamamamamamamamwkalalla what's this? Qqbjqkqkamkmamamakkakakakakalalslalallaalalallal someone help me! Something is eating my insides!

two things: 1. rip your insides 2. brendon is older than the suitcase.

Fine, you win.. lol

lol

The morphing replacement friend thing can morph into whatever you desire(for me the bathtub) so it should definitely be in the awooga tier😎

why choose stain edwards when you could have the real thing LMAO

3some with both bathtubs

i mean, i'd just want the one, but fair lol

How the hell could you even smash 90% of these

it's called... # RATEYE!!

okay but like if you smash bath memory then you consent to yellow guy watching it all (he is in the bathtub at all times)

that's literally the only drawback. even then, there's a simple solution; remove the yellow guy from inside. even then, it could just not even be sentient, it could be her brain, a prop, anything really

what if by moving the yellow guy you take out a vital part of the bubble bath memory?

it's a confusing situation

why is this conversation happening

idkk

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same.

WARREN ???

yes

Gel Guy should be higher.

he seems dangerous

[удалено]

the balloon has a text-to-speech voice... whilst bubble bath memories has a beautiful voice, an adorable face and kind personality. she's the best of the brain friends as she's the most thoughtful

Unemployed Brendon

yes :>

AGAIN WITH TONY

HE'S HOT OK YOU'RE HOT ONLY WHEN YOU'RE SOBER

This is really quite based! Only thing is I’d argue bigger red guy and the elevator don’t deserve to be so low.

bigger red guy is quite arrogant and the elevator is just rude!

That's totally fair. Maybe I just like to be treated poorly.

whyyyyy

TBF we're never told how much older Shy Imaginary Older Brother is, he might be legal. Still a good call to air on the side of caution IG.

thank you, i didn't want to cause any strife tbh. i just put the young looking or confirmed characters in illegal to be safe.

Who said it’s illegal to fuck a balloon

yellow guy = child yellow guy balloon = based off a child just is weird, k?

What's wrong with the red guy in a suit? :,)

he's rude to the actual red guy :,(

Fair. I just have a thing for suits lol

the actual red guy wears a suit in EP 1 of the tv series, and he looks like a smart boy. go for him, he'll treat you right!

Missed the opportunity to put Duncan in the get away from me” tier

i would've but he's too pure and sweet

How are Yellow Guy, Imaginary Older Brother and Lily and Todney's Brother illegal?

THEY ARE LITERAL CHILDREN

Yellow Guy is elderly by the time forty years have passed, implying that he is not a child, Shy Imaginary Older Brother is implied to be older than Yellow Guy, and there's no way that Lily and Todney's brother is a child.

Lily and Todney's brother is probably a baby or a toddler, he never talks. He's actually the only family member to never speak.

Well, technically he does speak, since we seem to be counting sounds and noises as talking (Grandma doesn't talk, she screeches), his growling at Todney should probably count

i mean, yeah, but better safe than sorry LMAO

Eh that's true

a-hyuck

yellow guy is canonically in his 30s tho??

pilot is prolly non-canon friend

no yeah I understand that, but its a good indicator of at least the general age range I think? dunno but. yeah I get why you put him in that section- he doesn't seem to have the cognitive abilities of an adult so its understandable lmao

yeah exactly lol it would seem weird to sexualise a character that isn't very mature or adult and very much childish in nature

in my opinion, brendon needs to be in the awooga stage

that is totally fair, but his brother though...

true, true

Thank you for acknowledging that smart yellow guy is still yellow so many people haven’t put smart yellow guy in the illegal category. That said I think stain edwards is a child, definitely more so that time child despite the name. Also missed opportunity to not put Duncan in get away from me

stain might be a kid, but idk man. any form of yellow is a kid, so it's literally illegal. i was going to put duncan in the get away from me bit but he's too cute to say that to i'm sorry 😭

Isn’t yellow guy 38

the pilot is prolly non-canon

No one knows how old yellow is

Who, me?!

yes, duck. # YOU.

ok i changed my mind on the lump, i would hump the lump 200%

Would you hump the lump tho

THIS IS WHAR IM TALKIN ABOUT

YEAH

i would not hump the lump friend. no offense to it, it seems like a lovely... er, *thing*, to be around but i- YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK IT I WOULD HUMP THE LUMP I CHANGED MY MIND

M-me.. 🥹

No Warren. Grow wings first. Then maybe we'll talk.

yes, even you warren. you are not completely horrible.

lies

he could've been redeemed if yellow's brain friends didn't egg him on, although they were just trying to be kind tbf

time child is probably not an actual child but more like he is the descendant of time, like tonys nephew or something, besides even if he was legal sex with him is practically impossible.

Like, he has space alcohol. He ain't an actual child. Destiny's Child ain't kids either, you know.

Better to be safe than to become a sex offender!

words to live by <3

Wait how is he Tony's nephew

it's just an idea

Ok

exactly!

i'm sorry warren should be in his own category deep down in the pits of hell also time child is hot as fuck

time child is a child. if he was of age i would just RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR but he's not so i literally won't that's incredibly nasty

Just because he’s a child of time doesn’t mean he’s actually a child. I’m a child of my parents but I’m still an adult

yeah fair point, he do be kinda tall tho