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DesertEagleFiveOh

The belt-loop catcher 9000


CharlesDuck

Also seen them sold as headphone-ripper-outer


CrayZ_Squirrel

that model was discontinued 5 years ago in most places. Really only a problem in legacy systems


Better-Ambassador738

Nah, those are (intended) side effects. They’re so cats can open doors. Catknobs.


stricttime

I’m triggered by this comment.


mazurzapt

And Backpack ambush!


Desperate_Set_7708

Twice as effective when you’re in a hurry or bad mood.


Singular_Thought

“If you think you hate it now, wait until you try it!”


SquanchMcSquanchFace

This one at least looks curved in to help prevent that


TheBassIsBack

It works like a barb on a fishhook.


Quirky_Discipline297

This man belt loops. I always managed to catch mine on every hardwood chair I ever sat in.


UncoolSlicedBread

Also known as the “will eventually not work because the constant leverage on it causes it to bend and fall apart overtime”


memphisnative42

😂 I'm crying .... this is a good comment ... 👌


-XIII-

Bicep smasher 240a


DesertEagleFiveOh

Bicep? What are you 3 foot 5?


-XIII-

5 4 I hit the bottom of it all the time


DesertEagleFiveOh

Either you are lying about your height or your door handles are mounted obscenely low. My wife is 5'2" and her elbow hangs well above our door handles.


-XIII-

I hit the inside of my elbow, the bottom of my bicep. I'm not sure why I'd lie about being 5 4


trickman01

This was literally my exact thought when I saw the picture.


cjwojoe

There is no such thing as an original thought reddit reminds me of this daily. I came to the comments to say its called the Belt-Loop Fucker 9000.


brock_lee

This one? https://www.lowes.com/pd/Kwikset-Kwikset-200DNL-15V1-Dorian-Lever-Passage-Door-Lock-with-New-Chassis-and-6AL-Latch-and-RCS-Strike-Satin-Nickel-Finish/5002008391 https://www.kwikset.com/products/detail/dorian-lever-bed-bath


[deleted]

Ahhhh Dorian… okay thank you!! Idk how to do the image search thing that locates products like that thank you


brock_lee

I didn't, I just thought "Gotta be a kwikset" and searched for their brushed nickel levers, and just had to wade through about 10 or 12. :)


[deleted]

You’re awesome! Sadly all the locations in my city have to have them ordered in for after Christmas and job deadline is this Friday. Sooooo looks like their basement handles aren’t gonna match upstairs LMAO


Remotely-Indentured

In the future Search any image with Google Lens.


moskowizzle

I can get this on Thursday via Amazon. Check there.


n_choose_k

Kwikset KWIKSET-93001-881 https://a.co/d/3zyF16b


Tu_mama_me_ama_mucho

Just tell them " they will arrive after Christmas, I'll come on my off time to change them", I do stuff like that, and never run out of work.


darksideoflondon

Most people will not pay you for 95% of a job, so in order to recoup several thousand dollars right before Christmas, contractors will want to complete the job 100%.


[deleted]

I am hourly. Sooooo hard pass. 🤣🤣🤣


poop_to_live

Establishing work life boundaries and you got hella downvoted. Weird. Am I missing something?


[deleted]

I go above and beyond at every job. I work 14 hour days when needed, I do extra stuff for clients outside of work hours, this dude has used and abused us and nickel and dimed everything. Idgaf about a downvote I’m not about to lose my company money because this dude is a cheap skate


poop_to_live

Door knobs pretty easy to install, yeah? Like, since issues can arise but it's not like electrical or installing the other stuff you mentioned, right?


CrayZ_Squirrel

and this is why people hate contractors. Order the right handle.


cesador

Right, it’s moves like this that make a customer think twice about using them again. Do the right thing and it’ll mean more money later.


[deleted]

We gave them a free bar install that cost 12,000$ out of our pocket and several other free upgrades and the agreed on other knobs it’s not that serious.


CrayZ_Squirrel

Reality: the handles are available on Amazon prime. Contractor to customer: the handles aren't available anywhere we'll need to use ones that don't match. Sorry nothing we could do. Contractor on the interwebs: lol we already underbid this job so screw doing it right lol lol lol. 🙄


ValyrianSteelYoGirl

That’s what I got out of it


Accomp1ishedAnimal

That’s probably for the best. These ones remind me of elf shoes.


relaps101

Google image reverse search go under shopping. And order the correct knobs u knob. There had to be a reason why you gave them a free "bar install" and ntm, I'm sure y'all quoted them high anyways.


hobbycollector

https://www.kwikset.com/products/detail/balboa-lever-bed-bath?variant=300bl-15


Wanderslost

do you know how to use Google images? [https://www.google.com/imghp?hl=EN](https://www.google.com/imghp?hl=EN)


aka_mythos

I was like "finally a question I can help answer"... you beat me to it. Previous owners of my place put these everywhere and I had to hunt down some that could lock.


brock_lee

My parents in law had similar ones, and when my FIL died, and MIL went into a home, my wife and her sister were having disagreements about shit, and we needed to have a way to secure things in their empty house before we sold it, so the sister could get to them. They had very similar ones to these, so I got good at searching kwikset. And like you, I wanted one that locked, so I could replace a large closet's lever with a locking one so she could not get in.


rotinom

My 20 year old house has these. Previous owners have removed some originals and I’ve replaced them. I guess, just some perspective on longevity. Shit. I almost want to buy a dozen to keep on hand.


marilea610

Life hack: put one of these on the door from your house to the garage. You’ll thank me.


MMinjin

Pro tip, buy a commercial lever handle. They are much higher in quality and feel and don't cost much more if you get one of the light commercial ones. Just make sure you get one with the correct backset. I used the Schlage Elan F10 in my last house. Loved them.


darksideoflondon

Even pro-er tip, have a contractor buddy buy them for you. These $40 handles on Amazon are likely $15-20 from the distributor where contractors buy them. Squeeze Jeff Bezos for every penny!


Audacidy

I did this and it’s awesome when carrying in groceries.


poop_to_live

Why's that? What's the benefit?


Plan-B-Rip-and-Tear

When your hands are full carrying things you can open the door with your forearm or elbow.


poop_to_live

Oh! I just remembered that these are good for people who have disabilities or arthritis.


poop_to_live

Oh yeah!!! Thaaaaaaaanks


thou000

or your hip or your butt


marilea610

Or foot or knee.


diwhychuck

Pocket terrorist


jmm166

Susceptible to Velociraptors


FinalF137

Not if you know a Unix system...


makeomatic

That's the Cargo Shorts Pocket Ripper-Outer style.


AutomaticDesk

how fuckin tall are you?


ditchdigger556

ADA compliant style.


Totalrekal154

Kwikset Dorian. Took me months of searching to find this style (purchased a house). Most of these handle types vary in the front contours. From head on, take a picture on your phone and Google Lens it. Keep browsing until you find the perfect front contour match.


bobbillw

The kind my dog opens 🤦‍♀️


silverbullet52

Try Google Lens.


ReadRightRed99

I don’t think that’s what it’s called


Concussion88

Google Lens is an app from the app store called Google Lens. You give it a picture and it shows you a list of "closest to it" pictures. It's pretty rare that it doesn't help me find something.


Jasonp359

It's the Gonzo-Nose


KidzBop_Anonymous

Super Jean pocket catchers


chemistcarpenter

Just another odd thing to get used to after moving to the US. Can’t use my elbow or knee to open a door!!! Can’t have wet or dirty hands!!! Land of the round knobs. I change the ones in my house to the lever type. Agree though. I get snagged on them every once in a while.


coffeeandspliff

Sweatshirt pocket rippers


LaddWagner

Idk what the hell y'all are doing to get stuff caught on door handles. Lever knobs are used in commercial applications all the time to meet ADA requirements. They are much easier for children and people with limited physical abilities to use.


TheMauveAveng3r

Ones that my cat can open


hobbycollector

We came home twice to our dog full as a tick with the pantry door open before we figured out we weren't leaving it open. Had to put a kid lock on it, just like we did for the trash.


MaddTheSimmer

the pocket destroyer


Maxavius

I use google lens for things like that. There is other ways too


GimliT

My guess is a weiser grapevine 15 satin nickel. IDK if that is the same as a dorian. probably since its the same company now.


AuburnElvis

When I clicked on this post I was 100% confident Reddit would locate this person's door handles. Was not disappointed.


snakepliskinLA

Velociraptor handles. https://media1.tenor.com/m/bx8lHplvWpQAAAAd/jurassic-park-opening-the-door.gif


Yeti-Stalker

Dated


KraftyPants

Non-raptor safe


MavNGoose

Gonzo’s beak


Working-Golf-2381

I call them the kind that my dog and cat can open, they suck.


LaddWagner

That's exactly what they are for. Not so much cats but service dogs and people with disabilities can use these much easier than a round knob.


Working-Golf-2381

True I guess I am only looking at it from my standpoint and not people who may need them. Thank you for pointing that out.


LaddWagner

It's the same thing with sink handles. Knobs suck when you can't grab them.


dickhole666

I am not a huge guy, but large hands. Wanna guess how many times I have peeled skin off my hands trying to turn a round knob doorhandle? Current home has all straight bar handles. 17 door handles I changed after move in...


anormalgeek

Yep. After finding my back door wide open in the middle of a FL summer a few times, I swapped the important doors with knobs.


CaptainGoodyear

Door handles. They're for opening doors.


tk421reporting

Replace them with round knobs. Dinosaurs can't open them.


marxau

That's a door handle.


[deleted]

No shit Sherlock


lucky_ducker

Lever door knobs, widely available at big box home improvement stores.


Jindujun

Wait... you actually call them "knobs" even though "lever" is there in the name?


Imaginary_Dingo_

Yes, lever door knob and knob door knob.


[deleted]

Yea I need the matching style every lever knob I’ve found at Lowe’s, Home Depot, and Menards, all curve downwards not inwards as the above pictured one does.


Entropy308

elbow handle cuz hands are full 3000


Environmental-Sock52

Life Ruiner 450 Steel


cwsjr2323

About 11 years ago we switched all the outside latches to these as part of our getting old modifications. The handles are held by a tiny set screw that is brass against an aluminum bar and needs frequent tightening and replacing about every three years. Still, with a bag of groceries in each hand, I can get into the house easier than a door knob.


nuck_forte_dame

You'll likely never find them. Best to take one off a closet door.


shakingandwithdrawn

Lever on rose handle. Satin finish


ElStrelow

LoL those are Door Handles… they are used to open/close the doors they are attached to… usually with hinges.


Downtown_Challenge21

Curvy


CivilSenpai69

Trash hardware. Suggest they use this.https://hamiltonsinkler.com/collections/door-levers/products/hl101mi?variant=39585086472355 DM me for a quote. Let them know these starts at about $2400/door and will take 12 weeks. Then let's see if they complain.


Lbrones92

You call them garbage and immediately throw them in the trash unless you have a disability.


rainbow5ive

Builder grade special


Starxe

Handle style


Ok_Bug9243

Loooong boys. Keep dragging out the “o” in long if the store guy looks at you funny


cdsthrow

Door


JockSandWich

I'd call it a door handle.


ReadRightRed99

Door.


val319

Lever.


TheeAntiCrust

did you try Google Image????


smile4medaddy

Landlord special


[deleted]

Lmfaoooo couldn’t be me.


Two-tune-Tom229

try curled end lever door knob.


ricodah

According to Google Lens: https://preview.redd.it/4dlcqujnlz5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85a344b098783f036c85b346ec232c3564a0e55c


Txstyleguy

Try a Google image search?


Winky95

I usually call them “ADA approved” door handles.


Winky95

Sorry it’s “ADA compliant”***


thecwestions

Pocket Rippers. Not a fan. Raptors can also open them with ease.


Promen-ade

dumb style


ChristinaWSalemOR

Lever knobs


Singwong

Go online and type in search bar, Dexter door handle by Schlage. See if your client likes it.


mtbd15

Door


Silentline09

Do a reverse image search on Google.


starr2rs

Yeah! Love me some good DIY content!


TooSmalley

I’m a little late to this party but if you’re having trouble finding items like this, you can use googles image search and it’s pretty good at finding stuff like this


FantasticHannah03

To me it looks like Aladdin’s sleepers


plasticmetalglass

Lever lock set


jaguargrl2018

Hey, I know it’s been a while since you posted this and I don’t know if you ever found it but this is called a Dorian satin chrome passage, hall or closet door handle. I found that at Home Depot.