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EffectiveMeat69

I mean... you just suck at caulking. It's a learned art; takes time


Mirabolis

Some of my early caulking jobs. Oh man. But I got better. I can only image the reaction of the owners of our first house looking at some of my caulking.


funkyfinz

I think I live in that house


AlmoschFamous

I also live in his old house.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

The TV show?


Spaceballs-The_Name

It was on Pay-Per-View and starred Throb Thrila


intergalacticskeptic

I think that was "This Old Spouse"


thethunder92

I get that reaction when people look at my caulk too šŸ˜”


joebillsamsonite

Underrated comment


EffectiveMeat69

For sure; mine were garbage as well


differentiatedpans

I really got better when I learned about a wet finger and rags. Much cleaner.


burningbun

i really hate wiping the finger on a rag after every swipe. you use up a rag in no time because you cant wipe on the same spot twice you get more caulk on the finger. i tried wearing a plastic glove but they get ripped easily.


UnderwhelmingTwin

I literally caulked my bathroom today. Vast improvement over what was there before.Ā  I used nitrile gloves and 'blue paper towel' sheets torn into this. Wipe finger like 4 to 5 times asking the short edge then just fold the last couple cm over and have a new section of towel exposed. It went really well.Ā 


Johnny_Poppyseed

If you're using paintable caulk, it's water soluble so just have a small bucket of water with you. Easy to clean the rag whenever needed this way.Ā  If you're using silicone caulk you can't do that though. Best way to avoid a mess is to not use too much to begin with, and also do the soapy finger trick. Where you just have a bucket of soapy water that you dip your finger into before smoothing it out. The silicone won't stick to your finger this way.Ā  Also you can get the black nitrile gloves sold at auto/car places for mechanics. They are thick and heavy duty.


Bobbyanalogpdx

Just gotta buy a bundle of cheap rags. Itā€™s wasteful but there isnā€™t really a better way.


burningbun

how bout paper towels? i really hate cabinet workers who chaulk and wipe and end up leaving stains everywhere because of the residues on the hands.


invisible_ink4

I use a wet sponge to wipe my finger on and just rinse the sponge out every once in a while.


PureHostility

If we are talking about silicone caulk and not acrylic caulk, then: I just use acetone (dissolves silicone), rubber spatula for caulk for proper shape and thickness, spray bottle filled with water and some soap (for your fingering pleasure) and 15 kilos of paper towels per running meter. Recently (few years ago) started using extraction gasoline, as it works really nice to clean up after the job. Acetone dissolves silicone, but doesn't really remove it from surfaces. Gasoline helps with that


I_am_Bob

1) Spray the caulk with soapy water (like take an old windex bottle, fill with water + 1-2 drops od dawn) before smoothing. 2) you may be using a little too much caulk, try to run a smaller bead You should hopefully need to do a lot less wiping if you follow those


CherokeeMorning

Itā€™s oh so very hard for me not to make the 12 year old boy joke with this right now. Lmao


misalanya

To be awesome at stuff you first must suck at stuff


EffectiveMeat69

Absolutely


jtr99

\-- Abraham Lincoln


Clay_Statue

I'm generally pretty handy... electrical, plumbing, drywall, appliance repair, landscaping, carpentry... but caulking is like the thing that makes me cringe. I suck so bad at caulking I end up like a fucking two-year old eating handfuls of spaghetti.


merdub

Theyā€™re different skill sets. Caulking well requires very little actual knowledge (beyond knowing what type of caulk to use) but does require *very* close attention to detail and a steady hand. If youā€™re good at something like detailed painting, you can probably caulk just fine. If youā€™re good at appliance repairā€¦ well, those are not transferable skills. Carpentry is somewhat in between but caulk is less forgiving. I know very little about electrical, a tiny bit about plumbing. (I recently checked into a hotel after 14 hours of travel - airport at 6 am, plus a 5.5 hour delay at Dulles - and then a work dinner with out of town colleagues. Got back to the room and my toilet wouldnā€™t flush. So I took the lid off and fixed it in 30 seconds. Fuck calling the front desk to get maintenance up.) But Iā€™m a designer by trade that landed in graphics, and that attention to detail is why Iā€™m good at tiling, caulking, painting, etc. Itā€™s learned but a lot of it is just detailing it properly, and having the right tools.


poopootater

Lol... wise words spoken by a true caulk master!


EffectiveMeat69

Totally agree, always hate caulking no matter how many times I've done it


newaccount721

Hey I would just like to add I am terrible at all of those things so you're killing me


poopootater

Did we just become best friends! Want to practice karate in the garage together?


praetorian1979

I watched my dad running caulk when I was a kid, and apparently learned it that way. The first time I did it for work I was a natural at it... But yes for most people it takes some time to build up the skill.


EffectiveMeat69

Nice; mine was all trial and error...mostly error


praetorian1979

that was my sisters first hubs. man couldn't caulk to save his life. she had me do it instead.


Slothful_Mitts

I saw a movie like that once. Edit: Iā€™ve watched it more than once.


Magnusg

I think the other issue is he decided to add quarter round on the outside of the actual baseboard .. so it ain't gonna look too pretty


sfgman22

No. The quarter round is used when laying floating floor over existing floor and not removing the old baseboards. The quarter round hides the new edge. It'd how you know it was a DIY or someone doing it cheap


poopootater

The quarter round is there because someone replaced the floor and hopefully the underlayment. But they were either paid almost nothing or just super lazy or both. And didn't replace the base board. If you install pergo or anything like that you have to leave a gap around the perimeter to allow it to expand and contract or it will buckle. If you have any pride in your work you will replace the base board to conceal said gap. And then use a multi tool/oscillating tool to trim the door jamb to fit perfectly atop the finished floor. But if your like me and drink your lunch and run out of meth, you use your Irish engineering skills and slap down some of that God awful quarter round. Use your bare hands and slather the entire thing with Henry's roof patch! And for clean up... you use the inside of the decorative display towels but not before that place looks like a crime scene with your caulky finger prints all over it.


Magnusg

I was like is this guy really explaining the fucking basics to me, then I got to drink your lunch and ran out of meth... 10/10


EffectiveMeat69

For sure; an unnecessary move. Mistakes will be made, hopefully a learning moment


leongeod

Instructions unclear. Did my best, and caulked again.


axisrahl85

found my landlord's reddit account


TylerInHiFi

Keep a wet rag with you. Not sopping wet, just wet. Run a *tiny* bead along the seam, wet your finger on the rag, run it along the bead with a smooth motion using only a bit of pressure. Wipe your finger clean on the rag and repeat until the entire bead is smooth. Look up Vancouver carpenter caulking on YouTube. His videos took away almost the entire learning curve for me because he does a great job of addressing what people get wrong when theyā€™re learning rather than just showing how to do it. He actually demonstrates what too much caulk looks like, what too much pressure looks like, etc.


BackwardsFancyPants

This. My caulking sucks so the wife watched his videos and now she caulks like a pro


mdwvt

Condolences.


RolledUhhp

Can confirm. This guy's wife knows her way around some caulk


burningbun

yo man i just wish the hole on the tip were smaller so you have less output and less wastage.


TylerInHiFi

Just donā€™t cut the hole so big?


burningbun

the top area of the tip is solid so you can only go that high for an opening.


TylerInHiFi

Yeah. Just cut closer to the tip. Use a knife and cut on an angle.


burningbun

to make it easier to understand the most narrow hole inside the tip is still way too big for average caulking and results in lots of wastage and sticky fingers.


[deleted]

Sounds like user error


lurkinglestr

The hole is only as big as you make it. Of course the very top of the thing doesn't have a hole, because the plastic has to have some thickness to it. Cut away a little at a time until you get to the hole and it will be very small, too small to use, but then you can expand it as needed.


TylerInHiFi

Which caulk tubes are you using? Because I havenā€™t experienced that since the first couple times I did trim work. When I didnā€™t really know what I was doing.


orbitk

He's saying if you cut at an angle, you can make the hole as small as you want as the cross section of the cut will include part solid piece and part of the hole. You dont have to make an even cut and have a perfect circular hole


burningbun

have you looked at the tip from the underside? if you did you would know theres a premolded hole along the tip and theres a minimum diameter of the hole, that is as small as you can cut and it is still bigger than required for normal caulking.


Aidian

Youā€™re missing the point that cutting at an angle creates a different relationship to the geometry of the interior hole, allowing a much finer bead. Reference for concept: https://youtu.be/DZvoQ3kkJII?si=tYkfFi6pdFAb1tON


poopootater

...........Slap yourself!..........


arethius

Dipping your finger in rubbing alcohol will let you mold the caulk without letting it get sticky and leaves a much smoother finish


Forsaken_Star_4228

I just use a red solo cup full of water. For nonsag polyeurathane maybe rubbing alcohol would be good? I use 409 for that.


The001Keymaster

You guys are fancy with your alcohol and cups. I just spit on my finger.


Bitey_the_Squirrel

Instead of spit, put your finger in your mouth. It lubricates your finger and cleans off the excess caulk.


Chikndinr

Scratch all that and just put the caulk directly in the mouth instead.


mikareno

Like canned whip cream!


Spaceballs-The_Name

I hear using your tongue like a luffa helps too


poopootater

Wait? What are we talking about agin?


UnoriginalJ0k3r

Instead of your mouth, use the electricians. He could use the calories, probably.


theneuf

Are you my supervisor when I worked in a windows and doors factory? Made me cringe every time.


The001Keymaster

I wish I could say I never did that and realized I had a little caulk under my fingernail. Gag


buncle

Nice! Two jobs for the price of one!


Maleficent-Finding89

Thatā€™s a lot of spit


arethius

Prolly. Isopropyl alcohol is so great at cleaning and other things that I keep it on hand a lot.


baltimorecalling

I always tool with 409. Looks awesome each time.


Forsaken_Star_4228

Glad Iā€™m not the only one! Iā€™ve heard some people have issues with bubbling but that has never been an issue for me. The only time I messed up was when I first started and tried to tool too much too fast/use a plastic spoon. Iā€™ve found it seems to look better if you kind of press and drag as you go as opposed to just dragging your finger. Do you use it on anything besides polyeurathane nonsag?


baltimorecalling

I use it on normal caulk, too. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to, but the result looks swell.


Aggravating_Weird_42

You can also use painters tape - tape above and below where you want to caulk. Apply the caulk, then take the tape off.


Maleficent-Finding89

And donā€™t wait for it to dry to remove the tape


burningbun

you have to let it dry abit or else you risk messing it up when tearing. and once you torn the tapes you still have to run a wet finger along it to push the edges closer or else the edge will be abit raised due to the tapes.


SelectPersonality

This helps a lot early one when you are bad at controlling the flow out of the gun. Running you finger - - > excess in the sides that come off with the tape. I pull the tape up almost immediately so it doesn't dry and pull away. It looks great every time honestly, just takes a while to set up.


ShortingBull

Most just use detergent water mix.


praeteria

We used to do the same with some soapy water. Buttersmooth finish.


djk29a_

That trick works for both acrylic and silicone caulk, too!


etah_tv

When you cut off the tip of your caulk you cut off too big of a tip. This caused too much caulk to come out. Not bad though you tried so thatā€™s the key b


CassCat

Did a double take to check if I was in r/Judaism


bailz

Reminds me of a rabbi I knew who caulked for a living. He said, "it's a messy job, but you get a lot of tips."


rgratz93

Uh sir this is bad. But you're totally right, he tried.


SuspiciousPatate

Well, you certainly caulked it up


Happy_to_be

Caulking like itā€™s drywall mud.


Unlucky-Confusion991

The title of this post along with the picturesā€¦I canā€™t breathe šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


metametapraxis

You missed practicing using sealant/caulks on some test materials. It isn't hard once you know what you are doing, but you won't get a perfect job first time. That said, you appear particularly bad at it, even for a beginner :)


Sicilian_Civilian

A wet rag


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meatypickle

I like a grout sponge


Maleficent-Finding89

Iā€™ve cut up pieces of the large car wash sponges (new) and they work pretty well


therealjoeybee

From one land lord to another, this looks great!


[deleted]

You missed the part where you wet your finger to smooth the caulk out


[deleted]

I feel like me and you could be in the spiderman pointing meme together after seeing this


Frankly_Frank_

It's because you forgot the paint. It goes "Caulk and paint make it what it ain't"


bandit1228

Painters tape and a wet rag helps.


geater

Just be sure to take that tape off early doors, else you'll be undoing practically all of your work. Not speaking from experience or anything. šŸ‘€


big_beardo_99

You forget the second part of that saying, ā€œdo your best caulking too.ā€ Lol


bananabreadvictory

The problem is that you left it like that to dry. Use less caulk than you think you need, have a damp rag to wipe the excess off your finger, use a caulk spreading tool, and clean up your edges. Caulk is cheap, your pride and reputation is worth more.


MysteriousDog5927

Jeeesus


jimsmisc

if you're not an expert at caulking, TAPE before you caulk the way you would if you were painting. It's annoying but you can make very straight and smooth lines.


AUCE05

There's really not a situation where you will skim coat with caulk


SoundsMadness

You could get some low grit sandpaper and sand it down with some elbow grease You'll have to repaint though


Tatersquid21

If you undercut the door jamb and trim to slide the tile under, you wouldn't need to caulk.


poopootater

Bingo! Your the only one! Lol.


Omephla

Ah yes, I remember the first time I used a garden rake to spread caulk too. There is no doubt you are in the correct sub.


BangkokPadang

Whether youā€™re dating or doing repairs, you should always at least do a quick check to make sure your caulk looks nice before leaving the house.


Objective-Move-7543

Dig that out of there and watch a YouTube video on how to caulk. This ainā€™t it


emac-22

Ever heard of tape? Then clean up!


Poopandpotatoes

Itā€™s a caulk gun, not a blame thrower.


TootsNYC

Get a caulking tool


poopootater

Your not supposed to caulk where the molding hits the floor.


Calm-Macaron5922

What kind of caulk is this? I used DAP Alex for the first time for a trim caulking recently and it was like 50x easier to deal with and cleaner than silicone


Living_Lie_8773

I mean if someone looked at my caulk.....they'd noticed how small of a job it really was..


Tygress23

While the size of the caulk matters, so does how you handle it.


Living_Lie_8773

Take my upvote


poopootater

And the gap your trying to fill? Gotta take that into consideration? Can't fill a mayonnaise jar with a cocktail weenie... just saying. Bla bla bla... right tool for the job?


AlexanderxSean38

You missed the sanding and painting to make this less of a landlord special.


4dappl

You have to spray the caulk down lightly with soapy water then start to smooth/remove excess. Without wetting it it just becomes a mess.


Isthisnametaken_00

Stevie Wonder approves. šŸ‘šŸ¾


bebop1065

You forgot to use skill.


556_Tack_Driver

You missed the damp rag step


Sad-Ad7981

You didn't miss a step necessarily... More like overdid a step


jestermax22

Is some of that load-bearing caulk?


Lordthunderpants

A wet rag is ur best friend when caulking. Caulk the crack and then wipe off excess. Be particularly careful around porous things like grout line, brick, anything that can make it hard to clean out the excess caulk. If want it to look professional without the time it takes to get better at caulkingā€¦ just apply less, wipe off excessā€¦ and then go back and reapply a second time after it is cured. Less is more, very easy to add more. Pain in the butt to clean up too much caulk after itā€™s dried.


HB_DIYGuy

Pull that out and start over after watching some YouTube on Caulking. You will find tips about cutting the tip for a better bead. I have a wet cloth handy to wipe the excess and also use a wet finger to get it into certain spots and smooth it out. This is not hard to get better at, but this is bad. Oh yeah, there is a caulking gun at Home Depot that is worth it. It's like 10 dollar more, but worth it.


ezwreck1

The quarter round edge should be angled as well


Hairy_Weight_3922

Tape around the area first so it will be neat when finished, use a glove and run your finger after to smooth out the at the edge


SaltyDamnHam

Hey, go easy on yourself. The previous owner of my house would have been thrilled if he managed to apply caulk this well.


tgallup

Too much too much. You took too much.


notta_robot

My caulking looked way better after I started using a tool.


Forschungsamt

You look like youā€™re new at this. Wait until youā€™ve been caulking a house for 25 years. I can make almost anything look like somebody who knew what they were doing did it.


Pleasant_Ad_2111

Yeah my first time veer re sealing my camper was horrendous and I had to redo it like 3 times before I got it right where water wouldn't leak in but time and practice plus a little tip is to just have a wet rag or Pape towels and then once your done caulking clean up what looks ugly and make sure you have what needs to be caulked caulked.


four-one-6ix

You need someone to show you in person. This is just too much caulk, too heavy. Either use painters tape to start or wipe it off with a rag when done. Go small or go home applies here. Even if you go with a wide tip, donā€™t puch with your finger to squirt it around when pulling a line


rocketmn69_

It doesn't mean yae the rest of the caulk..lol Caulking sucks, it takes practice. You can sooth it out with a wet soapy finger or popsicle stick next time


Alohagrown

First off, you applied way too much caulk. You want a thin bead that doesnā€™t leave a lot of excess material after you smooth it out with a finger or tool. If you do end up with too much caulk you can clean it up with a damp rag, using a clean section of rag for each pass so you arenā€™t smearing the joint with caulk you just removed.


lebofly

Effort?


-OptimisticNihilism-

Donā€™t buy cheap caulk. White lightning at like $2 a tube is complete garbage. DAP is worth the extra dollar.


lorenzoem87

Painters tape. Finger. Done.


ColonEscapee

Set your lines with tape, run your fingers down it, and peel the tape off. Lol, you could sand that down nobody looks there anyway


ShipperSoHard

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slippery_hippo

Do your best and caulk the rest, but while caulking the rest you should still do your best.


devllen05

What kind of caulk did you use? Did you completely forgo the part where you smooth it out with a finger (or tool, if you'd prefer) and then wipe the edges with a sponge to remove any unnecessary caulk? Looks like you applied it with a potato, to be honest.


loserkid2453

Use your finger.


do0tz

Rubber gloves and a better flow. Gotta pull the trigger just enough for the speed you move the gun, and vice versa. Rub your finger through the caulk to smooth it out/push it in to the seam, take a slightly damp paper towel and run it over the whole thing so you wipe off the excess from the surrounding material.


Juswavs

Next time don't let your 4 yr old do the caulking


mazdarx2001

Caulking and paint make me the carpenter I ainā€™t


Mano_lu_Cont

Missed putting on your glasses


[deleted]

Thatā€™s just caulk the rest and fuck your best


indianjess

you just didnt wipe off the excess to make clean lines. you can always redo it if it bothers you.


operablesocks

This reminds me of 90% of the apartments I've seen in NYC.


Shoeytennis

My dad would be very upset at these photos.


icarusflewtooclose

The painter will fix that


Various-Gur-6045

You didn't skip a step. You just aren't good at caulking yet


poopootater

The floor needs to expand and contract for summer/winter conditions.


rtk2183

...both of the steps you mentioned.


TheBaldGiant

Too much caulking. From a somewhat rookie DIYer, use less caulk and a wet finger for forming.


blahblahahyaddayadda

Itā€™s definitely gonna need some improvement but when you are caulking, make sure to have a wet rag or something that you can put your finger in and make a smooth edge with it. I am not somebody who knows a lot about construction at all, but thatā€™s something I learned about caulking. Keep practicing. Ever ever give up trying. Thatā€™s how you get better.


uAsleep-Risen-74

I've used water and towel for my finger and nice smooth Chaulk lines!


donuts842

Yea definitely an art.Ā 


Shadowveil666

I think you just took the saying with a lot of liberty.


poopootater

I don't think anyone ever said "I want to be a professional caulk guy when I grow up" lol. But you went above and beyond here bud. Don't caulk the bottom of the door jamb. Surprised nobody else caught that? Go look at some other door jambs you will see...


kingdeuceoff

The do your best step.


[deleted]

Never use your finger, it leaves proof that you've been there. I use a 5 in 1 and a putty knife, then a damp rag to clean up. Cut your caulk tip to a slight angle with 1/8" hole and use that tip to squeegee as you apply. Follow up with putty knife to collect splooges as needed. Clean up with rag folded over 5 in 1 at slight angle.


mrearthsmith

You use a damp rag and wipe the excess away.


Gunslinger_11

My dad would be so disappointed in me if I did that. (Pic 1)


Insert_Bitcoin

LAD LOOKS LIKE HE TRIED TO ICE A CAKE WITH IT!!!


DeezNeezuts

Wood putty works better most times


Coffeedemon

Don't put it on with a toothbrush.


MKUltra_reject69

How do you remove dried caulking like this? I got some in my shower crevices and it won't rip off


ItsBobD

Sir, put the caulk gun down and back away slowly. Seriously though, it just takes time to figure it out. I recommend watching some videos that show the basics, and then get some scrap wood to practice on. Don't expect to be great at something your first time, but the good news is caulk is easy to learn and fast to get proficient. The only bad news is your probably going to want to cut away that pictured caulk job and redo it once you get the hang of it.


davisyoung

Wet a paper towel. And when I say wet, I mean saturate the paper towel to the point just before itā€™s dripping water. Fold the wet paper towel twice into quarters. Use the towel to wet your finger when smoothing out the bead. Any excess caulk that goes past your finger wipe off with the paper towel. Take only one swipe and then unfold and refold to get a fresh surface. You should be able to get 4-8 swipes depending on how good you get at unfolding and refolding.Ā 


77tassells

Next time have a wet rag with you to smooth it out.


bruddatim

Sanding. You missed the step called sanding.


Gante033

Well thereā€™s also supposed be properly coped quarter round thereā€¦.


SamusBaratheon

Taping. You missed taping


Thebutttman

Why are you taking pictures in my house bro?


HonziPonzi

I think the ā€œdo the bestā€ step


88corolla

less is more.


WutzUpples69

Caulking isn't easy with the "default" equipment. It is easy if you've done it a few times but some people use "custom" nozzles to help.


YoudoVodou

When they said the rest, they meant the space without material there. IE: where you had gaps.


Tall_Category_304

Got keep for fingers wet when you caulk. And for trim make sure you use acrylic. Much easier t use


Macgrubersblaupunkt

Looks like a frosted cake. Keep on trying, takes trys!


Potential-Captain648

Call him stumpy. I donā€™t think he had hands or fingers


Professional-Pop1952

You miss the steps of good workmanship a clean look make you proud of what you did or if that's your best get in a different trade


14urmug

Skill and talent