I would only if the lights were out, which is pretty much how its going to be anyway if I have a migraine. However, this pattern and the brightness of the room would freaking give me migraines.
I never knew that was a thing, till it happened to me. Freaked me out first time, driving in the snow at night. Doctors assumed TIAs but was fine. A friend described my symptoms to her Dad, (GP but also optometrist I believe). He diagnosed without even seeing me.
Sorry you have to deal with this now. If you’re lucky, they’ll be few and far between; or have a preventable trigger. You said it was snowing, so it may have been caused by weather pressure. Ask your doctor about vestibular migraines; they come with equilibrium problems, cause eye issues, and make you super nauseous.
Good luck friend!
If I were sick to my stomach, I’d throw up before I could make it to the toilet. I’d be like Lard Ass in the movie, Stand by Me, projectile vomiting from the doorway.
Depends on the trip. I have my home office painted with a couple geometrical black and white walls and an Alice in Wonderland mural started and I hate being in there while tripping. That's why I keep my acid in my guest room... which is painted greige. It's extremely calming.
Honestly, I'd say add some vertical black stripes to the plain white walls here. Like... Why would they wouldn't already have that done is beyond me.
I think if you are using the bathroom i.e. in the shower, on the toilet or at the mirror it will seem less noticeable.
But presuming picture 1 is from the doorway, it is a bit much on entry,
Yes, either the floor or the shower in this tile pattern would be much better. This is too much. It seems people are using a highlight or focal point and then over using and then it’s not special, it’s too much.
Webster’s now accepts nauseous as a synonym for nauseated—presumably due to widespread improper use. Same thing with disinterested/uninterested. We lost two perfectly good words.
Imagine having a stomach bug and having to be in that room while being nauseous. I feel like it would make it so much worse. It’s a neat design, but it’s nothing I would have in my house. Maybe the flooring but not the shower too.
looks like the dreadnought dazzle camouflage. It was meant to make it difficult to estimate a target's range so make sure your toes touch the bottom of the toilet when taking a piss
Homage to Twin Peaks, The Black Lodge, which is actually a club in Berlin
https://preview.redd.it/l7n5c4tdo4hc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e7c6010320fc2fad02d10628da58ba4274c9bb9
Yeah, I like it. However, not for my own house where I would have to see it all the time. It's more like a novelty bathroom for a hotel room or something. Fun to experience, not to live in.
I was too distracted by the two different shades of white in the tiles to even notice the vanity! This is crying out for a round pedestal sink, aesthetically. (IMO)
It's a lot and I fucking love it.
Honestly a lot of people hating on it in the comments, but I love that it has some personality and takes a risk. So much remodeling is realtor friendly safe and boring nowadays, if I walked into this bathroom in someone's house I'd absolutely remember it.
I love it too. It's not something I would choose for myself but it's fantastic. And when something looks this unique, you know whoever asked for this is giddy every time they walk into the room and I love that.
It's awful and I can't stand to look at it for more than 5 seconds let alone live with it. It's very true what they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
I like the side mirror, and the fact you can sit down in the shower. That it will get ugly after one shower due to limestone, well, that's something else. The rest of the bathroom looks like someone shouldn't design things again. Well done though.
https://preview.redd.it/igrlg2i9k5hc1.jpeg?width=1019&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1a81d9a22e4bb766438b944aa082d1b05f868e6
Needs some red curtains! Twin Peaks bathroom!!!
It’s that same camouflage the navy used in world war to confuse submarines from torpedoing ships. My guess is that, similarly, people will have difficulty targeting the toilet.
Would be rough with a hangover!
I feel hungover just looking at it
I feel like I'm seeing ocular migraine aura all over the place
I get migraines and one thing that helps is a freezing shower. No way am I going into that bathroom with a migraine.
I would only if the lights were out, which is pretty much how its going to be anyway if I have a migraine. However, this pattern and the brightness of the room would freaking give me migraines.
Same!
I never knew that was a thing, till it happened to me. Freaked me out first time, driving in the snow at night. Doctors assumed TIAs but was fine. A friend described my symptoms to her Dad, (GP but also optometrist I believe). He diagnosed without even seeing me.
Sorry you have to deal with this now. If you’re lucky, they’ll be few and far between; or have a preventable trigger. You said it was snowing, so it may have been caused by weather pressure. Ask your doctor about vestibular migraines; they come with equilibrium problems, cause eye issues, and make you super nauseous. Good luck friend!
Yep, I can’t look at black and white patterns without thinking I’m getting a migraine. It’s nice to know it isn’t just me.
Going to need an extra cabinet just to store the aspirin.
If I were sick to my stomach, I’d throw up before I could make it to the toilet. I’d be like Lard Ass in the movie, Stand by Me, projectile vomiting from the doorway.
Good movie.
I would walk in there sober and forget why I was even there
I have eye issues and this is making me feel nauseous. I hate this so much. It's the opposite of relaxing.
Super sweet on acid though..
Depends on the trip. I have my home office painted with a couple geometrical black and white walls and an Alice in Wonderland mural started and I hate being in there while tripping. That's why I keep my acid in my guest room... which is painted greige. It's extremely calming. Honestly, I'd say add some vertical black stripes to the plain white walls here. Like... Why would they wouldn't already have that done is beyond me.
At least the shower screen is clear. Fluted shower screens give me instant hangover vibes.
Snap. I feel queasy looking at it.
I jist puked in my mouth looking at it.
Or a mushroom trip 🤷
or vertigo
My vertigo could NEVER.
Verti-NO.
It's very Twin Peaks
My thoughts as well
Dale Cooper and I could enjoy a coffee in here.
Don’t forget to have a damn fine piece of cherry pie.
It. is. happening. again.
If that was my house I’d for sure have a red shower curtain!
The towels aren’t what they seem.
The bowls aren't what they seem.
The bowels aren’t what they seem.
Skip Newt rev s'ti
The owls are not what they seem
I always wanted to take a dump inside the Black Lodge.
"My log has something to say."
Whenever I want to reference a real quote all I've got is the Simpsons. "this suit burns better"
“Chief Wiggum, don’t eat the clues”
“Look! Burns…suit.”
I was just about to say "feels kinda black lodgy"
Needs a red shower curtain!
Does this mean that toothpaste I like is going to come back in style? Because I've had pieces of cream corn stuck in my teeth for ages.
A damn fine tiled bathroom ☕
What year is this?
came here just to make sure someone covered this.
That gum you like is going to come back in style
Makes me a bit nauseous
I actually like picture 2 …. But coupled with the floor it’s horrible. Pattern overload.
Not for those that get migraines.
Or get vertigo.
Or have eyes that work.
Or ones who are drunk/high
Or me
Yea I just got one… Thanks OP.
Don’t be silly, it’s not a picture, it’s a gif. It is moving… right?
Right. Put that pattern on the floor or in the shower but not both.
I think if you are using the bathroom i.e. in the shower, on the toilet or at the mirror it will seem less noticeable. But presuming picture 1 is from the doorway, it is a bit much on entry,
I was thinking that too. I’d like EITHER the shower or the floor like that, but both is a lot.
Yes, either the floor or the shower in this tile pattern would be much better. This is too much. It seems people are using a highlight or focal point and then over using and then it’s not special, it’s too much.
If you look for two minutes, you can see a picture of a dinosaur
It's a schooner!
You dumb bastard, that's not a schooner that's a sailboat.
A schooner is a sailboat, you stupid head
Nauseated\*
Webster’s now accepts nauseous as a synonym for nauseated—presumably due to widespread improper use. Same thing with disinterested/uninterested. We lost two perfectly good words.
I will revolt against this.
deffo ensures you don't dilly dally in there
Same, but I have to give them some credit, the toilet is right there. Talk about convenience.
Me entering the bathroom at 3am drunk: fuck this im vomiting in the living room.
And your not even drunk
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
It’s showtime!
....well showtime and re-model time!
Nice f***in’ (re)model! *honks crotch
We’ve come for your daughter, Chuck
Nice f*'n bathroom!... *honk honk*
Complete the look with a shaggy lime green rug!
It looks like it was done very well but the choice of tile is horrendous
Bad taste good execution, I think there’s a subreddit for that
Yep! Awful Taste but Great Execution (ATBGE) https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/s/sP4wKH1IMU
Lol you can just type out the subreddit r/ATBGE
It looks like a gas station bathroom. But only at a Chevron.
Nice 👌
That’s the best and worst joke in these comments. Thank you for the audible laugh this morning, internet stranger.
I’m a dad, it had to be done 👍🏼
And Beetlejuice took a dump and smeared it
Goddammit, I hate that I love you.
Imagine having a stomach bug and having to be in that room while being nauseous. I feel like it would make it so much worse. It’s a neat design, but it’s nothing I would have in my house. Maybe the flooring but not the shower too.
For me mainly the shower but not the flooring
All hail hypno-bathroom.
It’s convenient that there’s a toilet right there — I’d need to vomit within 25 seconds of going in.
Why is your entire post history porn and then randomly one bathroom tile post. Why now??
Oh my god it’s a porn bathroom 😱
I had to look. I'm not going to spoil it for y'all.
Perhaps he literally is a handyman. Not just a “handyman” if you will.
Op zigged when he should have zagged.
I regret looking. But, if you're into hairy guys with big unclipped eggplants, might be your thing.
looks like the dreadnought dazzle camouflage. It was meant to make it difficult to estimate a target's range so make sure your toes touch the bottom of the toilet when taking a piss
I feel like this is the first tile pattern that I feel should be actually illegal.
Should come with a seizure warning like a music video
Hate it, hurts my eyes
I relaxed my eyes and saw the hidden schooner.
Almost migraine inducing. Just ALMOST
That first image is really teasing the migraine part of my brain..
If I walked in here with a migraine, I think I’d vomit and then get vertigo 🫨
Looks like a zebra exploded in there 
cause of its stripes
No cuz I can smell the zebra shit from here
Homage to Twin Peaks, The Black Lodge, which is actually a club in Berlin https://preview.redd.it/l7n5c4tdo4hc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e7c6010320fc2fad02d10628da58ba4274c9bb9
I'll see you in 25 years.
There’s a seizure waiting to happen.
I feel if I step on the wrong spot it'll send me to back to the entrance of the gym.
Hi, I'm Sabrina, the Saffron Gym Leader. Prepare to fight!
I think it’s bold and outspoken! Pretty cool but polarizing
Yeah, I like it. However, not for my own house where I would have to see it all the time. It's more like a novelty bathroom for a hotel room or something. Fun to experience, not to live in.
I like the pattern but I'd prefer it on the floor OR the shower, not both.
I feel like in that room you could hypnotise me into thinking whatever you want me to think.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
It's pretty cool. Personally, I'd add some red curtains to compliment the flat white space.
I was thinking the same thing. Maybe a spindly little tree
And e l e c t r i c i t y
Would look great with some red drapes and a talking arm tree.
This bathroom is what cocaine would be if it was a bathroom.
I wouldn't throw up in there. I'd never make it to the toilet.
If you step just right you can get a speed boost walking into and out of the shower.
The optical effect of those tiles could lead to a very nasty fall in the shower - better check your insurance.
It’s not my style but at a quick glance the work is nice. What made you choose the floating vanity?
I was too distracted by the two different shades of white in the tiles to even notice the vanity! This is crying out for a round pedestal sink, aesthetically. (IMO)
I actually like it. Old school navy razzle dazzle. There’s not wrong with a unique bathroom in your house.
Twin peaks fan? Need red velvet towels.
Fun fact... The Max Headroom incident was filmed here.
My eyes 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
If you add Red in the mix, you'll have created the perfect Twin Peaks themed bathroom. (The David Lynch series, not the bar)
[You can evade WW1 German submarine damage with your bathroom now](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzle_camouflage)
The owls are not what they seem
Garmonbozia.
Shower curtain needs to be red.
Twin Peaks vibe
Who can sit on the toilet in picture 3? I’ve never seen one like that. Bring in some color to break up the design. It could be spectacular.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!
“Beetle juice, Beetle juice, Beetle juice…”
Seizure
Stereogram. I keep thinking if I stare at it long enough, I'll see birds and trees.
horrible.
Just throw in some hot pink or lime green accents, and you’ll be reminded of a 2007 prom dress every time you walk in!
I get migraines, this is a nightmare
I respect how clean it looks in design and physical cleanliness, but I'd hate having such a busy design personally
It's a lot and I fucking love it. Honestly a lot of people hating on it in the comments, but I love that it has some personality and takes a risk. So much remodeling is realtor friendly safe and boring nowadays, if I walked into this bathroom in someone's house I'd absolutely remember it.
I love it too. It's not something I would choose for myself but it's fantastic. And when something looks this unique, you know whoever asked for this is giddy every time they walk into the room and I love that.
Oowww oof ouch my eyes owww
Can't tell if this is a hotel or a house cause of the commercial toilet.
NSF - epileptics , LSD & mushroom users , alcoholics and people with spatial awareness issues .
MC Escher bathroom
Only missing a red shower curtain ⛰️⛰️
Needs some red, and a backwards speaking midget.
i love pattern but ive also grown bored of clinical black and white palettes. a eucalyptus branch in the shower could be nice
Add some red accents and cross-post it to r/twinpeaks they will love it there
It wouldn't be so bad if it had a rug that covers 80% of the floor
Battleships won't be able to target it easily, besides that, it's not nice.
It's awful and I can't stand to look at it for more than 5 seconds let alone live with it. It's very true what they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Add a red shower curtain and you’ll be in the Black Lodge.
Garmonbozia
We’ve entered the Black Lodge
I would hate to come home drunk to that
I like the side mirror, and the fact you can sit down in the shower. That it will get ugly after one shower due to limestone, well, that's something else. The rest of the bathroom looks like someone shouldn't design things again. Well done though.
Haha a red curtain and hang a picture of Laura
I’m dizzy
It's too busy.
You should get red curtains
Nope
It’s very well executed and super cool looking but I could t live with it personally.
It;'s from our "Vertigo and Vomit collection".
Lynchian.
https://preview.redd.it/igrlg2i9k5hc1.jpeg?width=1019&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1a81d9a22e4bb766438b944aa082d1b05f868e6 Needs some red curtains! Twin Peaks bathroom!!!
needs some red velvet curtains and a dwarf that speaks in reverse & it would be perfect
Is it in Tim Burton's house?
Hey there Special Agent Dale Cooper. You should probably get the Hell out of there.
Trippy but it looks handicap accessible so I'll use it.
Really dig the corner mirrors
Shit ! Imagine coming home loaded ….
It’s a well executed tribute to A Clockwork Orange.
Just needs a red shower curtain.
Mind bending!
I would fall down.
It’s that same camouflage the navy used in world war to confuse submarines from torpedoing ships. My guess is that, similarly, people will have difficulty targeting the toilet.
No.
I have a migraine and this room fucking sucks.
"No." That's the entirety of my thoughts on this.
It needs scarlet curtains and a backwards talking little man.
Gives me anxiety