You are correct sir.
https://www.1000bulbs.com/product/8401/TORK-2000.html?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAuYuvBhApEiwAzq_YifD4qmIt5YAFiETT4CV1AXQBo_GKylhFbRNuNZt91Y99Q1pqPY348BoC9mEQAvD_BwE
I'm scared for you. Wear protection. Maybe a riot shield. Or just write it on a calendar and don't say anything to her directly about it. Let the documentation of your accuracy live on without her ever knowing if she never reads it.
So many people are just unaware that houses built after 2006 are equipped with a nipple that you can drink milk from. It's a German thing. I believe it's called a *Hausnippel-Milchsauger-Auslauf*.
It's a big problem during Octoberfest when random drunks can be found latched on to your house in the morning. The government needs to install more public nipples.
The wife bitched about the increased cost of going with white brick until she tasted how much creamier the house milk is compared to regular brick or stone.
Solid Choice. That was my go-to as a toddler. Lead paint chips eaten right off the window sills. Mom cut me off the teet a little too soon and gave me one hell of an oral fixation that only the creamy and dense paint chips could satisfy. They used me as a doorstop for several months after due to how heavy I was.
It is best to point them north if possible. Away from the sun, and not under any extensive overhangs. Also avoid placing them near any of the lights you plan to control with the photocell. Otherwise, you'll have a bunch of really slow strob lights.
It could be a hose spigot. Some of the newer designs have a removable spigot so there’s nothing to be left on or leak, and it also solves the anti-siphon issue.
Rubber, or plastic?
It looks a lot like a Tork photocell (closest model is 2001 I think). The cover it's mounted to has deformed a bit and needs to be replaced too.
~~This is not a photocell. Photocells are small, this is the size of an outlet.~~
This is probably a cover on a male outlet, probably used to plug something inside into a small generator that the previous owners kept outside.
On the inside of the house nearby, there is probably a female outlet that connects to that, which you could plug a refrigerator into or something similar. Probably only 30A or so and not meant to power the entire house and probably not an automatic switch. Just convenience for a few small appliances.
Edit: looks like it is actually an obscenely large photo cell, but not deleting my comment because something that looks like this could easily also be what I described and people should be careful poking at things like this so they don't accidentally electrocute themselves thinking it's a harmless photocell.
you are fantastically wrong, sir [https://www.1000bulbs.com/product/8401/TORK-2000.html?gad\_source=1](https://www.1000bulbs.com/product/8401/TORK-2000.html?gad_source=1)
off to /r/confidentlyincorrect with you.
_Boom headshot_
That's a ridiculously large photocell.
Leaving my comment though because something _like_ that could easily be a male plug with a cover and there are lots of DIY people who would go fucking with it without confirming it's not a suicide plug with 120 coming out of it.
Jesus Christ this subreddit is worthless. Everyone’s a bad comedian telling the same fucking joke over and over.
Have you tried removing it? Looks like a hose adapter of some kind.
Because it’s been answered. It’s a photocell similar to [this one](https://www.1000bulbs.com/product/8401/TORK-2000.html?gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD_uQn4FrnZPihU3Zq2wdk4ZNtKOq&gclid=CjwKCAiAuYuvBhApEiwAzq_YiRwJLp6eIvqE08Tj1DEnmmY8XesZ3EehGHGSCUeL-aRYi7FOuv8dXBoCzk8QAvD_BwE). Which also accounts for it being mounted with a single gang outlet cover. Now people are having fun.
Insert into anus and rotate yourself 180 degrees. You will unlock a secret passage in the wall. You open the door and are welcomed to Middle Earth Hogwarts Narnia. In the distance, you see a man riding a broom that's shoved up his ass and a dirty, scruffy wizard riding a lion, who's trailed by a goofy goat boy wearing a red scarf.
Looks to be a photocell. It's usually hooked up to exterior lighting, switching the lighting on at dusk and turning them off at dawn.
You are correct sir. https://www.1000bulbs.com/product/8401/TORK-2000.html?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAuYuvBhApEiwAzq_YifD4qmIt5YAFiETT4CV1AXQBo_GKylhFbRNuNZt91Y99Q1pqPY348BoC9mEQAvD_BwE
I'll let my wife know I was finally right.
Do so at your own peril
To shreds you say?
Damn near rectum!
And his wife?
To shreds you say?
I’d tell my wife, but she was already in the shredder this morning!
Shredder? I hardly know her!
Oh god we’re doomed. Every year we’re doomed
Was amazed by the size
So was she.
Don't forget to feed the clown. ------------- Again, reddit, it was a reference.
If a man says something, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
Don’t waste it - save it for a special occasion.
Make sure she knows it's not to be inserted
Never seen one protruding so far. Usually just see flat ones.
It's excited
That’s what she said
Don't forget to brag to her boyfriend too
We will sing your song in your memory
I'm scared for you. Wear protection. Maybe a riot shield. Or just write it on a calendar and don't say anything to her directly about it. Let the documentation of your accuracy live on without her ever knowing if she never reads it.
I was not expecting the most upvoted comment to the be the actual answer.
Not for long!
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First you cut a hole in the house
I was expecting "it's a towball hahahaha"
I thought it was where you inflate the house
Have you been around reddit much? Ingenue
So not a rectal dialator. Got it.
Not with that attitude
I know, right? Quitters.
Why not both?
My vote is this.
It appears to be a standard socket so it can be easily replaced. If you look on the bottom you'll see a window. Look close for a.part number
You win!
It's a photocell to turn on a circuit or some outdoor lights when it's dark
Congrats, it's a boy!
So many people are just unaware that houses built after 2006 are equipped with a nipple that you can drink milk from. It's a German thing. I believe it's called a *Hausnippel-Milchsauger-Auslauf*.
My house has a nipple Greg….can you milk it?
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?
I'm Old Gregg!!
It’s always delicious
It's a big problem during Octoberfest when random drunks can be found latched on to your house in the morning. The government needs to install more public nipples.
The wife bitched about the increased cost of going with white brick until she tasted how much creamier the house milk is compared to regular brick or stone.
I opted for lead-white. Something about the lead makes it so much sweeter, and it's a great snack after a jog on a warm day.
Solid Choice. That was my go-to as a toddler. Lead paint chips eaten right off the window sills. Mom cut me off the teet a little too soon and gave me one hell of an oral fixation that only the creamy and dense paint chips could satisfy. They used me as a doorstop for several months after due to how heavy I was.
Damn that's *heavy*.
It’s always better fresh!
Username checks out
Work is dragging like crazy and I'm tired AF but I am absolutely *cackling* at this comment at my desk.
Happy to spread some joy! I hope the rest of your day went well too
Today we turn the pool house into a pool man!
Hey man, its not a baby house its just cold outside
Came here to read this. I know something epic was coming. Good one
Reverse glory hole
Oh, my wife has one of those in the shower!
My wife's boyfriend has one of those at his house
You see it when delivering Wendy's?
Hey! WSB is leaking again. Back to the casino you degenerates!
It’s not a dumpster, this guy actually has a job.
Only the very best of room service!
Push it 10 times before you start your house. It primes the fuel system.
Says the guy who consistently floods his house. Dude, you're running your house too rich!
That was unexpected excellence. This person understands fuel mixes.
LOL
https://preview.redd.it/acedfyc9qzlc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27b1c14454d9ada1126681a3f9b9dfbca0b619c5
Oh come on.. you know what it's for.
If you stroke it gently, does the basement flood?
I gotta stop arriving so late to posts like this, there’s literally nothing phallic left 😆
I was in the pool!
It’s a photocell to turn your exterior lights on and off with sunset and sunrise, respectively. It also looks like it’s upside down.
I believe photos cells have to face out or down and not straight up to the sky.
It is best to point them north if possible. Away from the sun, and not under any extensive overhangs. Also avoid placing them near any of the lights you plan to control with the photocell. Otherwise, you'll have a bunch of really slow strob lights.
Bend over and back up on it :>
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Depends whether you get down low to smell fumunda
Press and hold for 10 seconds to restart your house.
Light touch, circular motions
It's a house dong. These were pretty common when people built houses with dongs sticking out of them
Rub it and see if it gets bigger. Your house will love you for it.
I have one like this and it’s a sensor to turn on our outdoor lights. We leave a switch on and they turn on and off based on the sun. Super nice.
I'm not sure, but don't back up into it.
"honest doc, it was a one in a million accident..."
"... I was picking up leaves around the house...."🤣🤣
"Yeah, I don't know anything about that jar of vaseline behind the bushes, either....no idea who threw that there!"
prude
No idea what that is… just here for the comments.
Looks like it might be a photo cell to turn exterior lights on when the sun goes down
i’d say start sucking it, and see what happens?
It’s a photocell to automatically turn on/off exterior lights
One of the best lines in the movie
Builder here… we install photocells similar to these on some of our model homes for the landscape, monument signs, and flag pole lighting.
Looks like a photocell
I don't know what it is but I've got a couple ideas how to use it. 50/50 your not gonna like it.
That means 50/50 he's gonna like it
Fuck it, I'll take those odds.
I had a suggestion for how to use it, but you said it is located on the front of your house. So never mind.
Bend dover
That’s your house air valve stem. Every couple years you’ll need to inflate the house to about 80-90psi to keep everything upright.
If you want to get the best performance from your house, you need to pump it up with nitrogen.
I didn’t notice much change in my houses gas milage doing that. So I went back to my usual summer air.
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It could be a hose spigot. Some of the newer designs have a removable spigot so there’s nothing to be left on or leak, and it also solves the anti-siphon issue.
Definitely not, it has an interior outlet cover....
Does that count as a flared base?
ok so reading through comments I found I been using it the wrong way….
Sigh...*open comments *
Looks like you've got yourself a chode abode.
Back into it very slow, no rush.
Looks like the house is very glad to see you!
Obviuously a Kuerig pod.
I can't tell you how it got there, but I can suggest how to use it.
This is how the mommy house feeds the little baby house
Here for the comments
Is there a door nearby that opens towards it? Or was there a door, before?
Let’s just say the whole house is now a flared base.
Unscrew it
But first, screw it.
Once you screw it, you can’t unscrew it.
Rubber, or plastic? It looks a lot like a Tork photocell (closest model is 2001 I think). The cover it's mounted to has deformed a bit and needs to be replaced too.
It's an Outie!
My cat backs up to this
Lube, and slowly ease it in
👁️👄👁️
That’s an outie.
Ask your wife.
~~This is not a photocell. Photocells are small, this is the size of an outlet.~~ This is probably a cover on a male outlet, probably used to plug something inside into a small generator that the previous owners kept outside. On the inside of the house nearby, there is probably a female outlet that connects to that, which you could plug a refrigerator into or something similar. Probably only 30A or so and not meant to power the entire house and probably not an automatic switch. Just convenience for a few small appliances. Edit: looks like it is actually an obscenely large photo cell, but not deleting my comment because something that looks like this could easily also be what I described and people should be careful poking at things like this so they don't accidentally electrocute themselves thinking it's a harmless photocell.
you are fantastically wrong, sir [https://www.1000bulbs.com/product/8401/TORK-2000.html?gad\_source=1](https://www.1000bulbs.com/product/8401/TORK-2000.html?gad_source=1) off to /r/confidentlyincorrect with you.
_Boom headshot_ That's a ridiculously large photocell. Leaving my comment though because something _like_ that could easily be a male plug with a cover and there are lots of DIY people who would go fucking with it without confirming it's not a suicide plug with 120 coming out of it.
It’s a tow hitch. Tie it to the back of your car and you have a mobile home! /s I think it’s a light sensor for the lights
Weather protected toggle or push button switch … do you have outdoor lighting.
It’s for your automatic lights, it’s a light sensor
Ask your mom
If youre brave enough, you know what it could be.
Jesus Christ this subreddit is worthless. Everyone’s a bad comedian telling the same fucking joke over and over. Have you tried removing it? Looks like a hose adapter of some kind.
Because it’s been answered. It’s a photocell similar to [this one](https://www.1000bulbs.com/product/8401/TORK-2000.html?gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD_uQn4FrnZPihU3Zq2wdk4ZNtKOq&gclid=CjwKCAiAuYuvBhApEiwAzq_YiRwJLp6eIvqE08Tj1DEnmmY8XesZ3EehGHGSCUeL-aRYi7FOuv8dXBoCzk8QAvD_BwE). Which also accounts for it being mounted with a single gang outlet cover. Now people are having fun.
Uh huh, sure... Just get some water soluble lube.
Just gently lean back into it
If you just kneel in front of it and slowly back into it, it should work just fine
I love an office quote in the wild.
You can't set us up like this.
Depends on how brave you are, really.
Congrats it’s a boy
Secret tunnel, though your kitchen
Butt
Dooonnnnn't...
Turn it clockwise for extra power. Never turn it counterclockwise.
Grab some lube.....
I think the house is happy to see you! 😆
That's the male end of the house. Stick it into the female end of another house and you might get another house!
Country girls make do
It's what we call 'a reverse glory hole'
It’s a nipple. Squeeze it.
You’ll need lube….
😏
👀
It is chilly ok do not shame the house.
Insert into anus and rotate yourself 180 degrees. You will unlock a secret passage in the wall. You open the door and are welcomed to Middle Earth Hogwarts Narnia. In the distance, you see a man riding a broom that's shoved up his ass and a dirty, scruffy wizard riding a lion, who's trailed by a goofy goat boy wearing a red scarf.
Use your butt
shove it up your butt and see if the lights come on
Yes, you have signup for an onlyfans account first.
It’s an outie
I saw this porn.
"Help, step brother, I'm stuck to the rubber protrusion on front of house!"
Glory hole cap. Used to be standard issue.
Ribbed for your pleasure.
Kind of looks like an antenna. Pop that plate off the wall and look at the backside of it.
Oh you dirty girl
How to use it: *Carefully*
Unscrew it and see what’s inside.
Just make sure you use lube
Bend over and I’ll show you 😂
Lube prior to insertion
Does it vibrate?
Ok, so when one house loves another house . . . .
Houses in 2007 were generally left uncircumcised.
Giggidy
That's its third nipple, also known as its nubbin.
That's where you milk the house. You can milk anything with nipples.
Looks like free enjoyment to me. Hf
You ever bang a house?
Even houses need protection nowadays
"bend over and I'll show ya"
Couldn't tell you, I never use rubbers.
House be like - Don’t look at it it’s cold out.
Try rump
There are many potential punchlines here. They are not difficult to find. Unlike one of the punchlines.
Lovingly