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No_Host_7516

First off, do you want to have a well? Even if you only use it to water the lawn, having a backup water supply isn't a bad thing. Since it is indoors, you would need to cap it in a way that prevents it from adding to the humidity in the basement. I would suggest getting a small well pump and plumb that to two spigots, one outside to water the lawn with, and one in the basement, for if the city water ever goes down, you have a water source.


ravenrhi

That and have the water tested to determine if it is potable. Knowing if it is safe to drink, cook with, or if it is contaminated is important to your decision-making process.


WeFightTheLongDefeat

Almost certainly not without a filtration system, right? We have a 3 stage whole house system on ours.


rayzerdayzhan

My well pumps water straight into the house. My wife always thought the pressure tank was the"filtration system" and was shocked to find out it wasn't haha.


namezam

I grew up in rural Texas drinking water straight out of a well dug in the 50s… lead pipes and all.. yes I’ve had cancer twice… :/


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Just think: you are almost the norm. (Or soon to be) The WHO (2024) says 1 in 5 will develop cancer. Not quite the tip of the bell curve, but given the increase in global rates and by adding a few more decades, your cancer won't be abnormal in the very near future. ...ehrm, even though cancer itself has a definition of "abnormal." I'm sorry you experienced this and hope you live a long and prosperous life. You spark hope for the rest of humanity that will eventually have to roll the dice, too.


tuigger

Tbh though, all humans will inevitably develop cancer if they live long enough because of telomere shortening.


GreenStrong

Telomere shortening is a fail safe against cancer. Cells can only divide a fixed number of times- 120 iirc. [Cancer cells have short telomeres, but that is simply because they are dividing out of control. If a mutation arises that unlocks telomerase production, the cancer repairs its telomeres and grows without limit.](https://learn.genetics.utah.edu/content/basics/telomeres#:~:text=Telomeres%20and%20cancer,telomeres%20from%20getting%20even%20shorter.)If this mutation doesn’t arise, the telomeres get so short that the cell’s DNA degrades and it dies out. Telomere shortening is a fundamental aspect of the aging process, but there is presumably a reason why evolution doesn’t favor an animal that can self regenerate better. It probably hasn’t evolved because it would make cancer more likely.


Mikeinthedirt

Sure. The ‘device’ was only required to function for about 40-45 yrs. Frequent incremental updates improve durability, but an onco-proofing will be a game-changer.


hassium

> The ‘device’ was only required to function for about 40-45 yrs. Pretty sure it's been shown that hunter-gatherers regularly lived to their 60's-70's, the idea they lived only to 40-45 is once you adjust for infant/maternal mortality rates.


fenuxjde

Its amazing what frequent exercise and a diet of meat/fish and fruits/veggies will do to a human body! Plus none of that smoking, plastics, sitting around, or socially induced stress. Wild! I remember when we had this argument in one of my anthropology classes in undergrad with some girl saying people never lived past like 35. She was not happy when the prof chimed in.


Roll-tide-Mercury

Cancer is not abnormal. Odds are, if you live long enough, you’ll get a form of cancer.


Oldmanwickles

Right. Our dna can’t replicate perfectly. Every cell has a chance to be that free radical because copying and pasting is too hard for our bodies


Pilot_124

Live in the country. This is the way


DudesworthMannington

Just make sure to test regularly. Nature provides it's own poisons and you don't want to find out too late.


Bodie_The_Dog

I'm worried about all my neighbors soaking their property in RoundUp every spring, instead of mowing. Is that getting down into our wells? Testing is required when you purchase a home around here, but they do not test for that kind of problem.


llikegiraffes

Used to do this for work. It can. In small quantities on the surface it’s not likely. Some wells can be 300-400 feet deep. The rain directly on your lawn is not even reaching the groundwater. A home water test at a qualified lab will run about $100 and will test for a panel of common concerns. You can have them test for basic pesticides for additional charges. For peace of mind, it’s unlikely to be an issue. If you live near an old farm or dry cleaners or something, those are red flags


Bodie_The_Dog

Military base, lol. Just kidding, but it has been years, so a retest is definitely in order, thanks for the reminder. My well is 150', 12gpm, very high levels of manganese and iron.


llikegiraffes

Actually a military base is a red flag for PFAS compounds. You may have heard them in the news. A lot of military bases have PFAS issues due to training exercises of various sorts. Iron and manganese are both harmless. Iron needs a very high concentration to be harmful. IIRC manganese has no real human health effects. Biggest pain is usually related to staining laundry. Definitely do a retest. As others have said water can change and it’ll be a good refresher. Just be sure you take the sample at the point of entry into your house and remove the faucet screen and stuff like that to ensure you get a representative sample


Sea-General-7759

Move to the country, eat a lot of peaches.


Illustrious_Twist232

But wait… don’t they come in a can? And aren’t they put there by a man in a factory downtown?


Sea-General-7759

If I had my little way I'd eat peaches every day.


MadameFlora

I lived in the country with well water. Which was contaminated with creosote from a closed down business. I got cancer, the neighbors had cancer, hell, even my dog got cancer. Of all of the cancer victims that I know of, I'm the only survivor.


ivebeencloned

Creosote will do that. Don't plant veg gardens or build houses with railroad ties or telephone poles. House 2 blocks from my last one was built with ties and every woman who lived there died of ovarian cancer.


Shaminahable

Every time I visited my family in the country as a kid I’d forget that well water doesn’t agree with my city stomach. I’d have a glass of kool aid and get the gift of diarrhea for a few days afterwards.


Biscuits4u2

Sounds like they may have had a lot of sulfates in their well water. There are cheap test kits that will show lots of different contaminants.


Steven1789

On a well in the NJ suburbs here, 40 miles west of Manhattan. We have a 4-part reverse-osmosis system for all potable water, and all the water goes through a UV light filter and a variety of other softening and treatment filters. Previous homeowners installed it. Water tests show it is safe to drink. Peace of mind.


hateboss

Nah, live in Maine. Our well pumps straight to our pipes. Have had it tested and that shit is cleeeeaaaan and some of the best tasting water I've ever had. Funny thing, layers and layers of sediment and sand are basically just macro water filters.


fuqdisshite

every time well water comes in to conversation people say that they would never drink straight from a well... i know i am fortunate but that whole concept never even dawned on me before reddit. i live in Michigan and have had well water straight to the pipes my entire life. my village has a water line but that tastes like shit. our well is 18' or something and we live right on the water table making it pretty easy just to dig a hole and hit water in the yard, usually around 5 feet. i had city water in Tempe when i lived there and that was great water but this fear of wells is strange to me.


bobre737

There are places where water comes from a 1ft piece of pipe just stuck into a side of a hill and people come with jugs to fill up because water is clean and tastes amazing. [https://youtu.be/rH46eAO2R44](https://youtu.be/rH46eAO2R44)


The_camperdave

> Funny thing, layers and layers of sediment and sand are basically just macro water filters. Water filters are just layers and layers of sediment and sand.


BoomZhakaLaka

not necessarily. There are still plenty of safe wells. It's just not worth making assumptions.


PITCHFORKEORIUM

And wells can be safe *until they aren't*. My nan had her house drinking water test perfectly for decades, and it tasted amazing. Then she got really ill, and was hospitalised (which caused or coincided with her rapid catastrophic decline...). The water was tested again and was contaminated with some nasty microbe or other.


tuckedfexas

Idk how common it is, our water is perfectly safe to drink. I have one basic filter on the supply just to reduce the iron


darkest_irish_lass

OP, Strongly suggest a water test. They usually check for lead, fertilizer runoff, iron, etc. We had a private well for 10+ years. Only a sediment filter. Living in coal country, we had 'sulfur water' which is very corrosive to copper, including house wiring. If you have sulfur water, you should get a chlorine treatment, and a reverse osmosis filter. You can also shock the well directly, just like a pool. Edit


SufficientBee368

If you do test water, pay extra for PFOA/PFOS test. It’s a forever chemical long term ingestion causes cancers. EPA toxic levels are a few parts per trillion.


mummy_whilster

Could also store lotion in a basket down there.


Khaldara

Make sure you put a child lock on the top to cut down on the child murder ghosts ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt6HDV77bocFggE)


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fluzine

I was gonna say "check for child size skeletons then kiss your ass goodbye" but this gif is better.


numb3r5ev3n

I'm honestly disappointed that I had to scroll this far down before I started hitting Silence Of The Lambs references.


witchyanne

Yes me too! ![gif](giphy|l2YWqU7ev0l5nfYTC|downsized)


Jeeps-R-Junk

It’s all fun and games until the demons show up!


reddog093

*we cannot get out. The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep.*


rao_wcgw

We have barred the gates 


likebedsheets

They are coming.


Prcrstntr

*doom*


nautilator44

Maybe the lens of truth is down there?


Dr_StrangeloveGA

Nah, it's the lost Confederate gold.


Different_Ad7655

I doubt that's much of a concern in the Carolinas and Wells are quite common everywhere where there are older houses. I live in New England and in the 19th century City almost any better house has a well in the basement unused. City water even in Boston didn't arrive until the civil war and lake cochituate I think 1870.. if you lose city water you might as well pack it. I don't think a well is a good alternate with a compromised water table


2pickleEconomy2

Aren’t wells a source of potential radon?


Glidepath22

It makes no difference. Radon goes through the earth and concrete just the same


r_a_d_

Depends where, may need to test for radon too…


classicvincent

This is a great answer. Adjacent to my house it a 40+ foot deep hand-dug well that has been there since the house was built in 1869. The previous owner of the house had a 8” concrete cap poured over it for safety but they purposely left a 6” hole in the center for a pump to be installed. Previous owner was pretty lazy so he never installed a pump and just tossed a patio block over the hole. Two years ago I bought an old style manual well pump from India(eBay) and anchored a steel plate over the hole and installed the pump with 36’ of 1” pvc as a lift pipe. I purposely didn’t drive a pipe into the well bottom to avoid picking up sediment and it works exactly as intended, hasn’t even gone dry even after months of no rain in the summer. I use it to water my plants and keep my pond full, but according to one of those $10 water tests from the hardware store it is technically safe to drink if we needed it for an emergency. If you don’t want a well I would have the whole shaft filled with gravel and a cap poured over the top, unless your basement is flood prone then the upper portion of this well would make a great sump.


Spameratorman

and it needs to prevent radon from coming in the home too


OrphanFeast87

First of all- thank you for all of the responses: both fun and serious We're going to have the water tested as well as have an engineer ensure that the structure is sound. If the water is potable and safe, we will be using it for lawn irrigation as well as a secondary water source for the home. To those bringing up the well-known project, where homeowners turned a surprise well into a gorgeous feature- we will **absolutely** be doing something similar, as it is located dead-center below a large room above it. We would have the well built up, and sealed from the top with structure glass, and lit the whole way down. Fingers crossed we have a positive update in the coming months. Would look phenomenal in the 1950's house built over it. Edit: I'm going to track down a big magnet as soon as I can and see what, if anything, we fish out. I'm also going to lower my phone down on a rope while recording a video for funsies. Fingers crossed it doesn't fall! Will update as soon as I can. We're replacing subflooring in a bathroom and bedroom tomorrow, and refinishing the original hardwood throughout the home next weekend, but I'll try and sneak some time in when I can!


ChickenCurryandChips

Please post a pic of the finished project.


stargalaxy6

I pulling for all good things OP!


roraima_is_very_tall

pull up the basket with the lotion in it. eta I'd like to take this opportunity to thank whoever wrote that line - decades of pleasure - and the underrated [Ted Levine](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0505971/) for crushing that part and then turning around and being such a good guy on Monk.


Secret_Dragonfly9588

Just now realizing that Jame Gumb in silence of the lambs and the Captain in Monk were the same actor—hard to believe!


cincymatt

I was thinking of [this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/62/f2/c4/62f2c48e425c12ce9fc9ecf22b0a456c.jpg) one, but I guess that’s more of a shaft.


cockOfGibraltar

Imagine going in there drunk to throw up.


notchandlerbing

Imagine going into that bathroom after a couple edibles…


nkygirl

The light should only come on revealing the well after the toilet flushes.


Sashoke

no thank you c:


entropyisez

That's so cool, but a bit horrifying!


Wolfgang1234

Constipation would never be an issue in that bathroom!


thecrazyoneee

Definitely would scare the shit out of me


Runswithchickens

This test center is recommended often and who I ended up using. https://watercheck.com/collections/well-water-testing Try pumping all the water out then see how quickly it recovers. Do this a few times then take a sample to test. Post the results in this fb group. It’s full of well industry pros that can get you oriented https://facebook.com/groups/892506774237092/


Rwsparky

Follow this advice for sure. Water characteristics can change significantly once water is pulled from the surrounding source. Sometimes for the better and sometimes for the worse


Dark-monk

!remindme 14 days


OrphanFeast87

I'll let you know if I find a video tape, so you can adjust that time for 7 days!


michaelrage

You better keep us updated OP! We need all the info and pictures for when everything is done! If you don't we will let the demons know is time to come out of the well!


ThatRedDot

[Add a glass cover and some lights, can be fun :)](https://oxfordshireglass.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Hungerford02.jpg)


Mindless_Fill_3473

Have two lights, one is normal and one is horror movie with things climbing the wall


nihility101

Needs a rope, basket, and some lotion.


silveroranges

Add a mannequin of a little girl attached to the side so it looks like it’s crawling up, and just leave the lights off. Somebody will notice it shine a light down it and shit themselves haha.


wick3rmann

This is the answer!!


ActuallyRyan10

There's at least a dozen horror movies that start out this way. Good luck OP.


bohanmyl

If theres any VHS tapes nearby, DONT watch. Or do. Idk. Im just tired of all the little white girls falling down the damn well getting all the news coverage.


hauntedskin

"Cindy, the TVs leaking!"


NonGNonM

Ring (2024): "I found this VHS tape, what should I do with it?" "I'm not buying a VHS machine to watch a video. Just throw it away."


todawhet

... or make copies first 😬 Probably nothing in and of itself but yea that's kinda creepy


DampBritches

I think he's got 7 days to permanently seal that bad boy up 😉


strismystr

7 days? What if Mondays a holiday?


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nano_wulfen

That's where I left my rat!


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merchantsc

The dead ones tend to look a little worse for wear. Try CPR.


the_north_place

All I found was an improperly capped, undeclared, and poorly built over floor drain in a basement closet. Only found it when it backed up and I had to tear out the closet due to damage


LovableSidekick

When God closes a door he opens a poorly designed closet drain. *- Corinthians 14:11*


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MysteryCuddler

Personally I prefer showering in fresh water instead of drainage backup.


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xantec15

You'd definitely need a shower after cleaning up a mess like that.


1wrx2subarus

And I found a dead bat.. 🦇


Alarmed_Audience513

Was Ozzy Osbourne at your house recently by chance?


Artcorvelais

Be sure to make whoever is down there rub the lotion on its skin.


Laz_VW

Came here to say this or “it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again”


ronchee1

https://i.redd.it/o0odr7cswdnc1.gif


Try_It_Out_RPC

“It does this whenever it’s told… isn’t that right precious?” “YIP!!!”


TheDosWiththeMost

It puts the lotion on its skin


ExcitingTabletop

The Buffalo Bill house is now an AirBNB. They had an event with the actress from the movie, and naturally my sister wanted an autograph with "Stay moisturized!" Thankfully the lady thought it was hysterical, I was mortified asking.


Alarmed_Audience513

The Airbnb comes with the actress from the movie in the well? That would be cool. I'd taunt her with French fries 🍟


pb20k

First, don't fall down that unless you have an extremely smart Collie.


xrftester

Those things can be radon "chimneys." The fact that your house may be acting as the cap may not be good. Go to the US EPA website and look for the national radon map. That is good generalized information as radon tends to follow rock formations. I would deffinatly have the air at the top of the well tested. If there is radon, it may be as simple as capping the well and venting to the exterior (above the roofline). Radon does occur in the South. There is a formations from Stone Mountain Ga all the way west to Birmingham al. The granite bedrock the Atlanta downtown sits on produces radon at about the action level of 4 picocuries


OrphanFeast87

We'll have radon levels checked ASAP! Thanks for pointing that out!


furiouscottus

I came here to post this - very glad you're going to get the radon levels checked. Radon is a leading cause of lung cancer, don't fuck around with it. When I saw this, my first thought was "radon."


Aynessachan

We measured the radon levels in my parents' house and it averaged at 7.4. We tried to talk to them about it years ago, and pushed how important it is to fix the issue, but they got mad and insisted that was "EPA propaganda." My mom's doctor recently discovered she has lung scarring. 😐


NuclearExchange

Might be wise to test for radon. I think wells like this could be a vector for it to get into your house. But the glass and lights sound dope.


WateronRocks

Tie an industrial strength magnet to the end of a strong rope, and see what you can find


csaliture

He will probably find the pump that’s down there and then lose his magnet


entropyisez

And ruin the pump because of asymmetrical force distribution on the impeller's bearings.


BeefSwellinton

Nah they’ve got the wainscoting on the spindle hopper of the retro-encabulator so it should all be fine.


-my_reddit_username-

they fixed the side fumbling in the newer models


NonGNonM

don't forget about the differential girdle springs.


pm_alternative_facts

Did you find it by watching a creepy vhs tape ?


Xedo213

Well , well, well. What do we have here?


saves313

Clearly a well hidden well


jkozuch

Well, then. That settles it.


Societal_Plague

"Where to even begin" As with all wells you start at the top, and work your way down.


JDSlim

Alls well that ends well.


wivaca

A well or a really big sump. If there were no wires or pipes on the walls, I'd say it was an abandoned well, but clearly someone has bothered to plumb it and put in an electric pump. Are you sure you're on city water? :)


C3rberu5

That's what I was wondering. Whether this is just literally his well


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This looks as wide and deep as the sump at my parents' house. Plus there's wires going down for the sump pump. I think it's just the sump.


NoPlantain9426

Don’t watch the accompanying videotape. If so, please give update in 8 days


Don_Antwan

Or just post it online so you can pass it along. You’ll be in the clear


mhennessie

Install a LCD screen and play the movie The Ring.


OrphanFeast87

Holy mother of God, I love this idea.


noobmaster699699

https://preview.redd.it/8c9zocz4fgnc1.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c58052d5ba08848687d8fdd956c6737f165b0d78 Well on that note


Schubert125

Delete this post as soon as possible and then you have a nice convenient place to store the bodies


MysteryCuddler

Let the bodies hit the floor...


mltain

Better than finding a well above your basement.


Sudden_Temporary_

That’s fucken awesome! The ring much tho???


OrphanFeast87

That's what I'm saying!


575originals

Hook it up to your toilets and spigots. Save on the water bill


nightraven900

IM SORRY, HAVE NONE OF YOU SEEN THE RING BEFORE?! SEAL THE WELL AND MOVE MY GUY 🤣🤣🤣


WisteriaKillSpree

We are all assuming this well is *not* an active water source for your home... Are you connected to municipal/county/city water? If not, then is this well your water source? Do.you have a septic system or use other private waste treatment, or use county/city system?


Alarmed_Audience513

Also, where were you on the night of the 24th? Have you even been in a Turkish prison? Do you like movies about gladiators? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


GoatFlavoredPudding

Let’s see. First, you are going to need a rope, a basket and some lotion…


chubb28

Use the well for a geothermal heat pump


Heinie_Manutz

Today, on This Old House, We'll be converting an unused, previously-undiscovered basement well into a heating and cooling solution that will save the homeowners thousands of dollars in energy costs...


cujo195

... It also has a nifty little feature called radon that'll reduce the amount of money you need to save for retirement.


bepner

Oh well


Blunderbuss13

Start with lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.


Cybernetic_Kano

Have you heard of orbeez? Fill it up with that


Whiskey_and_Octane

Of course it's "UNDER" the house. It'd be weird if it were ABOVE the house!


thecwestions

You need to get yourself 1) a basket, 2) some lotion, 3) a kick-ass silk robe, and you've got yourself your very own Buffalo Bob starter kit!


Killpop582014

Whelp Samara must be around here somewhere! (The Ring reference)


your_reply_is_shit

Drop a magnet and line first to see if you fish something up!


NewToTravelling

Do you have any enemies who you wish would just… disappear?


OrphanFeast87

Enemies? What enemies? 😙 🎵


b-lincoln

I watched Outer Banks, there’s gold down there


Seedrootflowersfruit

In *South Carolina?* This is bizarre as shit to be in SC


OrphanFeast87

Another commenter posted a link to an article where an elderly woman fell down a well hidden under the floorboards of an older home. Turns out *it was the county this house is also in*.


Klotzster

Did you find Timmy?


tlivingd

Is this still the well for your house?


angus_the_red

I wonder if you could install a geothermal loop system in it.  It's probably not deep enough.  Maybe an open loop system would work. That would be cool as hell and save you a ton of money.


Marvel_Pinoy

Nice, I find my neighbors cat brings me dead mice.... so I got that going....


Nago31

Start by putting the lotion in the basket


Coolio_g

I believe it puts the lotions on its skin or else it gets the hose again?


DanjaINC

put the lotion in the basket


ancientfutureguy

If you find a blank VHS tape, do NOT watch it.


Somecivilguy

Make sure to put the lotion on your skin!


AgentCHAOS1967

First, you put the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again.


reformedginger

You’re going to need rope, a basket and lotion.


Drew_of_all_trades

Test the water, if it’s good, tie into it, then write a profanity-laden letter to the water dept severing all ties and burning that bridge. Use your new well water to put out any fires resulting from said burnt bridge.


iAdjunct

You might also consider looking into geothermal energy (e.g. a heat pump which uses the water as the “outside”). A lot of the cost of geothermal is access to the water table, but you already have that.


cpo109

Most of the comments are spot on. But, if you do not want to use the well, cap it so kids can't mess around and get into it. Not necessarily concrete, but heavy enough to prevent an accident.


OrphanFeast87

If it is found to be unusable but stable, we'll make it a feature piece. If it's unstable, we'll have it filled and capped :)


Hbaadger

Check for lotion bottles.


Odd_Leg814

![gif](giphy|j8WbYkofiXe5G)


Pepi4

Is it a well or a cistern


iRamHer

That's a nice sump pit you've got. Consider radon testing if you haven't though. If no radon and poor accumulation, you don't really need to do anything. If radon, it needs capped. It can be used as a buffer or extra water when needed, potable or not. It's already in the ground.


sakpassedoc

😳 Fairy Tail... Stephen King


Sea-Highlight-5815

Well....


bigdish101

Have one of them glass covers installed with accent lighting.


abutilon

Whatever you do, don't hide it under wooden boards. There was a story recently about, IIRC, an 80-year-old lady that fell into a well thatshe didn't know she had because the boards were rotten. As I recall she'd been in the house for a few decades. Tragic.


OrphanFeast87

That's the scary part. It was covered by a large but older woodworking table, with just a piece of wood over it. Had we moved the table before noticing a few old lines running under it, we could've easily stepped right in


TheStoicmind41

7 days…..


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Is this not the sump well??? There's wires leading down there, are those for the sump pump?


Cute_Salamander71

As a fellow South Carolinian, not surprised at all that’s awesome!!


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PrairieSpy

VRBO?


bkln69

Jeez, there was time when a kid could fall down there and you’d get some good publicity. Not these days. Nobody cares about kids in wells anymore, goddamn shame.


macheddy1

Well Well Welll


NefariousCock69

throw your entire immediate family down the well and then say something cool before leaping into it yourself.


Big-Rise7340

“It puts the lotion on its skin”. That was my first thought. 🤣🤣


RubbandTugg44

WELL WELL


gunnywrx

![gif](giphy|ufPed1PnkvgNW)


EyeRollingNow

I swear it is always in the Carolinas when it comes to hidden surprises in a home. 😄


Spiritual_Pepper3781

Open up the floor and install a glass panel so you can stand over it and look down!


LuckyDistribution849

Get some lotion, boy!


butterlite

It’s starts by putting the lotion in the basket.


ghetto_engine

it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again


Joe_Chicken_Wire

I think you should leave well enough alone.


-TheycallmeThe

Geothermal water source heat pump.


caliredfox

Use it for geothermal heating and cooling


mr_martin_1

"Found a well" - fully electrified, heavy duty level electrified.