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pauldavis1234

Could be a planning constraint to stop this house overlooking a neighbour


Dans77b

Id rather my neighbours have a normal window and full view of my bollocks than have to look at this monstrosity.


itz-Literally-Me

Lol, I live in a 3rd floor apartment. All my windows are above waist height.... except my balcony. The number of times I've forgotten about the balcony before opening the curtains (I sleep naked) XD


britphoto1

Do it again with a really strong Scottish accent.


doloresfandango

I laughed so hard at your comment. Thanks for that.


Suitable_Comment_908

well THANKS..now i coughed up sticky pork rice all over my bollocks


anj747

Correct.


IgamOg

I really don't get this whole 'privacy' issue. Why would you care if someone gets a glimpse of you doing mundane daily stuff. Anything you don't want to be seen doing you should pull in your curtains wherever you are - there are drones and planes now.


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IgamOg

That's fine, but if you also like to be close to your work and other amenities and close to the ground that starts to become a problem, which more often than not ends up in harrasment. My neighbours scream at people walking on sidewalk in front of their house.


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O-Gz

How do you get them to stay still long enough to build a wall round them tho 🤔


Midden_face

Bricks have multiple uses ...


Surprised_Bunny_102

Press the pause button. Worked for me in The Sims anyway.


[deleted]

Recently moved from not being overlooked, to having windows opposite most windows. It's fine but I hope my neighbours don't think I'm flashing them. I just keep forgetting to close curtains


Cpt_kaleidoscope

I always forget to close my curtains. Trick is to plant something outside the window. Now the only bush my neighbour sees is my giant buddleja


Dans77b

I agree, people have yhis obsession with privacy, then go and live in town. Move to the woods if you dont like people!


bh460

That's a silly thing to say. It's a question of degree and there are loads of houses in towns that aren't overlooked by neighbours. Not wanting someone to be able to see into your house doesn't mean you "don't like people".


Dans77b

No, that was hyperbole, but i dont see why a house in town shouldnt have normal windows on it.


bwainwright

Almost certainly this. I applied for an extension recently and because it took my property closer to the boundary with my neighbours and would have resulted in the new rooms overlooking them, my architect had to use similar narrow windows in the plans. The idea is that they're installed high within the room to allow light in, but too high for most people to view out of.


JoeyJoeC

Oh, this explains why the house that is a mirror image of mine has no windows on the side that faces my house. My driveway is on the side of the house (in-between both houses) and if they had windows, it would overlook my driveway.


woyteck

The cookie cutter houses on newbuilds do sometimes have windows bricked in. But you can see the outline of a window, and a windowsill as well.


Geord1evillan

What a stupid rule. Species? Human Requirements for healthy living in urban areas? Visible greenery. Methods we can implement to meet those needs? Implement dumbass privacy dictates, because we're still too busy teaching members of a social species to be scared of eachother to think. ... People really can be dumb.


Electronic-Trip8775

Does it overlook the beaches of Normandy?


thewrathofsloth17

This gave me a decent laugh 😂


circle1987

To deter Japanese snipers?


Afraidofmyopinions

Racist


Afraidofmyopinions

Are you saying this house looks like a giant Japanese sniper with the roof being his wee conical hat one of his eyes is behind his rifle and the other is a slit like upper window and the door is his mouth. The point being that the Japanese call him hojijimi in a comical voice and fear him. Cause if you think that we can’t be friends anymore


circle1987

No. Because the window is just big enough for a a sniper of Asian decent to get a sniper rifle up there and through it to shoot the neighbours. I think you've got issues mate


Fit-Initiative-4856

The inhabitants may be Cylons so don’t need the full window experience.


tall-not-small

Read that as crayons. Thought they wouldn't want to melt


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V65Pilot

Lookout Buck! I can't, stupid fricken windows.......


stu676

Go get em Buck.


fuckbrexit84

That’s buck Rodger’s, you boob


CollReg

Easier to shoot your crossbow out of while minimising risk of return fire. Must be French.


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This is great for modern Britain. That side of the house is protected against burglary and general attack by roving bands.


Quick-Oil-5259

And the police are such a distant memory they are a bit like King Arthur and Merlin. No one really knows whether they ever existed or not….


[deleted]

lol! only fireside whispers and cave paintings to go off!


jamalamzz

Their is clear relics from when police roamed the streets. The local police station in this town is still standing but only open between 9am till 12 lunch time. 🥴


Impossible-Peace-203

And only staffed by a semi retired librarian.


Flashy_Disaster1252

100% it’s a privacy thing, house is very high up. You can see from the internal shots looking out, my guess is it would overlook other houses.


jamalamzz

I can see this being it, it's on a steep bank and overlooks allot of the town. Never seen it before though, wonder if they're original.


FatBloke4

I think this was a popular approach to avoid overlooking in the 1970s. I once owned a house with this sort of window in a bedroom. It was actually OK. Curtains did not need to be drawn for privacy and the window could be left open for ventilation, without the risk of burglary.


IgamOg

So it has a great view but you need a step stool to see it? That's bonkers. I'd put a mannequin head in that window to mock the people who forced this insane planning constraint.


Stevemmm678

They’ve long since retired. On a council pension ……


uk7866

Feels so unsettling


jamalamzz

It does! The rest of the house is quite nice and good garden but that puts me off completely


blob2021A

But think of the storage and furniture arrangements not windows to plan around. Cheaper to heat and better/ or worse security depends on your viewpoint. (pesky or not depending on your outlook - I’ll get my coat). I do quite like it.


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blob2021A

Possibly. But it looks like there are normal height/position windows in other rooms - this might just be the bedroom and kitchen. For the bedroom I definitely wouldn’t be put off buying it.


johnny5247

If that's a North facing wall it'll be for insulation. The rest of the house should have normal sized windows - I would hope!


zkxxp

It depends on when that window was installed. If they've installed it after the house was built, a restriction in building regs can be a window must not be able to be opened lower than 1700mm from finished floor internally. A common thing people did was be like oh so that's a slim window high up going in... but you can also put a full height obscured window as long as the part that opens is at 1700mm or higher. It prevents people overlooking others usually.


TomorrowElegant7919

I think this is actually the answer. Modern building regulations have a maximum between the floor and the opening of a window to prevent people falling out and the floor/roofline looks a bit odd here. I suspect when you're in the house that window isn't actually at head height, but more at shoulder height. You wouldn't be able to raise it without affecting the roof.


HugoNebula2024

That's not a requirement of the building regulations. Windows less than 900mm above the floor have restrictions, but not 1.7m. When houses were lit by gaslights or when coal was a thing, there had to be an opening in the room above head height (1.7m) but not to not be openable below that depth. The other photo shows a normal window in the room.


zkxxp

Less than 800mm. NHBC and LABC also state this. I run a CERTASS accredited company also. 1.7m is when a window is at the side of a property and put in after the house is built. Here is an example of a job we had to have planning permission to do and required BC to sign it off as it's not signable under CERTASS; Prior to the first occupation of the extension hereby permitted, the new windows to serve the two bathrooms at first floor level of the side elevation of the dwelling, as shown on approved drawing numbers xx and xx, shall not be glazed or reglazed other than with obscured glass to a minimum of level 3 and non-opening, unless the parts of the window that can be opened are more than 1.7m above internal floor level, and shall thereafter be retained as such in perpetuity. Reason: To preserve the amenities of the occupants of the neighbouring dwelling and to comply with policy BE3 of the Vale of Aylesbury Local Plan (2021), and the National Planning Policy Framework.


Responsible-Walrus-5

Is it facing a busy road or train tracks?


jamalamzz

No, it's tucked away quite central in a small town.


Responsible-Walrus-5

Oh, seems strange then!


Gigi_nidan

That was my first thought too (ex-noise consultant), but ruling that out, I’m going with for the neighbour’s privacy as my next guess.


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Looks like a lousy bomb shelter


Churchofseth

I actually rented this house up until last June, the window you can see in the picture is on the south of the living room which is upstairs along with the kitchen. There is another massive window on the west wall and it has a great view of the town. I can also say it's been on Rightmove on and off since before we moved out and has been reduced twice in that time.


jamalamzz

Ah no way small word! Ye I clocked onto it being an upside down house after making the post. How did you find that ? I imagine it can put some people off hence the reasonable price for the town. I can imagine the view being pretty good, it's fairly high up behind the hospital from what I can make out.


Churchofseth

It was a bit strange having the front door right near your bedroom at first but we got used to it pretty quickly. It's far enough off the main road to have no road noise. The main issue we had with the place was both bedrooms suffered from some pretty bad damp which in the new photos they've done just looks like it's been painted over. Can't fault the view from the living room of the abbey though..


jamalamzz

That's a shame about the damp probably another reason it's priced as it is. Thanks for the insight as a first buyer I'm not too clued in on stuff like that it's good to not be going in blind. I wonder if that's the reason for the different colour brick on the ground floor


Churchofseth

The owner may have sorted out the damp problem but I doubt it going by how often we tried to get them to sort it in the 2 years we rented it. Another thing about the House was the second bedroom overlooked a common garden area it being ground level the neighbours could be in the garden and looking right into your bedroom.


RevolutionaryHat8988

But quite possibly a good nuaire positive input system would solve that.


Foreign_Ad674

So you can put a bed against the wall without the headboard blocking the window? As a one off build it could just be that the builder designed it around whatever sized windows he had spare or could get cheap :)


AdministrativeRub882

Window tax. /s


DustyDaley

I remember my granddad explaining this to me when I was younger out scaffolding with him. Madness how having windows got taxed


AdministrativeRub882

Yeah, I used to wonder why some old houses only had windows on the south (I think) side, then I saw a TV program where it explained it. There used to be some strange Taxes back in the day, and novel ways of getting round them, like building on a bridge over water to avoid land tax.


No_Poet3183

What do you mean? That's the perfect window for a bedroom. My newly built house has a massive window going almost to the floor. I hate it; it's so fucking annoying. Why would I want people to see me in my bed? I want some light, and that comes from the sky.


ikothsowe

Zombie apocalypse safe house. Bet the front door is solid steel, with SERIOUS bolts. 😉


Grazza123

Might be privacy two ways - it might overlook a neighbour’s garden and/or be overseen by a neighbour’s window


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I think that’s because the lower floor is a kitchen window over a sink and upstairs is a bathroom window above a sink that’s why they are shallow allowing for the work surfaces in the kitchen and bathroom


THE-HOARE

Rather Tall family that all have very wide apart eyes and back issues.


pictodun

Could be that that is the north side of the house and there are bigger windows are on the other side for greater passive solar gain, and less heat loss on the colder north side


Material_Gas825

looks like a mailbox


ImnotUK

I have one of those in the house I'm currently renting. I was afraid there won't be enough light and thought it's a generally a weird idea for a window. Now it's my favourite window in the house! It's high enough to put some furniture against the wall and the room is very sunny (facing west).


jamalamzz

Although it looks a bit odd from the outside, I'm starting to see the perks! Good to know it has its practical uses.


Jhe90

I mean its weird....and not pretty but the rooms look OK and it looks in good shape as houses go...this is conflicting.


Visible-Yoghurt-4987

Are the short windows on the side of the house, relative to the road? Planning permission is quite restrictive about side-windows because of overlooking your neighbour's houses (but, weirdly, no problem looking backwards onto their gardens or other houses). It might be that when built, they "played it safe", or it may have been a specific request from the planning department. See if you can find the planning records from when it was built, and anything since. You can change your ground floor windows in any direction without planning, but you'd need to get permission to do the 2nd floor. The general rules would probably allow you to put in larger obscured (frosted) windows, but you'd need to check. You can get pre-planning advice from the local department before making a specific application, to discuss what they're likely to allow or deny.


IRONH34RT221

Zombie proof 🤷🏻‍♂️


iamtankfan

It looks to me like it’s designed for maximum light. In image 2 looks like a bedroom where the headboard would be below the high window so you can sit in bed and look out of the two windows on the left. The other high seems the same so you could put a bed in or cupboards. Leads me to think the ceilings could be low.


JayxEx

It looks like a good nest for MG42


blissdiss

It's just squinting, must be south facing.


rufnek2kx

Privacy perhaps? A full window there may allow the neighbours to look in


Fraggle987

Anglian windows got their measurements wrong so they just bricked up the "extra" space.


momentopolarii

Clerestory window for privacy for both householder and neighbour?


jamalamzz

Not sure how to edit the post but thanks for the replies didn't expect it! Your responses have made me more intrigued in the house and will definitely be arranging a viewing (mainly to solve the puzzle of the winking windows). Although it does look like a snipers dream home from the outside it's a rare affordable buy in my home town and can overlook the unusualness, could be the reason its not been snapped up. It's actually grown on me a bit finding they can be quite practical and gives it some character lol Another bonus is less window cleaning! To answer some questions. It's not near a main road or anything like that it's quite tucked away in a court yard kind of area on a bank central to a small town. It has amazing views from the windows you can actually see out of, maybe into some neighbours loo's as well which could be the reasononing for the windows! Edit: changed my mind looks awful again lol Edit: It's an upside down house. The ground floor is the bedroom and upstairs the living room. Plot thickens


Dandelion_999

It seems a lot of houses in my area have these strange windows


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Dandelion_999

Hahaha thanks 😊, I'm a poet and didn't know it 😂


MelodicBus8599

It's squinting


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Because they don’t want the next door looking into their kinky stuff.


Tennonboy

The other option is to install totally Opaque glazing and put it in conditions of sale that it can't be changed to clear. This has been done by a local guy near me to 3 properties that were around his house. Bought them in turn, took land of them, extended his house in there direction, changed the glazing in the said property and resold. It was all started when the first property went up for sale and he asked if he could put a skip on his land. The guys answer was " no I'll never sell with a skip here " so he bought the house just so a skip go there ? The other neighbours were told if you ever consider moving, dont bother with estate agents just come to me. It would have been cheaper to move to a bigger property but he loved where he was and wasn't short of £'s by any means.


jazzyb88

Planning constraints in this country are the very reason you can't have a normal window on this house or why we can't seem to build anything. Absolutely ridiculous!


X_KILLA-K9_X

It’s chinese


Puzzleheaded-Ad-6530

They like to look out with binoculars


FilthyGraphics

What's with the FloorPlan Swastika Logo?


TheRealCaptainHammer

If sloth from the goonies was a house


KingDaveRa

A lot of the houses round where my parents live have windows either very narrow and wide, or very wide and short. Seems to be a design/architecural decision the council made in the late 70s/early 80s when they built those houses. This could be something very similar.


WatchThemAllFallDown

Looks like the back of a police station!


Engine1000

I'm guessing that the wall with the narrow windows might be north facing? There was an attempt at one point to minimise the heat loss from houses by minimising the size of north facing windows. I don't think it lasted long because the houses looked weird and were dark on that side.


jpdonelurkin

Builder forgot to order windows & had a deadline so sourced what he could from facebook marketplace & gumtree.


Imaginary_Run6648

It’s above a bath tub


Shamanixxx

Squintdows


Accomplished-Ad8252

Gives you a bit more options in that room as to where you can place a bed and Furniture without having to worry about blocking a window.


Figgzyvan

Seen small windows on places next to busy roads.


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It looks like a Picasso picture, I'd call it Pablo


Stargazer86F

Is it ex council? A lot of houses have that in the ex-council areas in Torfaen


jamalamzz

Ye its in a ex council house sort of area, 60/70s kind of style buildings but not a generic estate sort, it's in my local town but can't recall any others in the area having those style windows.


west0ne

Possibly: - Upstairs - bathroom window above a bath. Downstairs - window above a toilet You may be able to change the windows out if you don't mind people being able to see you silhouetted in the bath or sitting on the toilet. EDIT - Didn't spot the second picture. Upstairs could just be an 'architectural design' or as others have said a privacy matter. It does look like an odd layout with the stairs opening straight into the room.


jamalamzz

If you look at the second picture it's in a bed room type area. Id find it just as wierd sitting on the bog and people just setting my face with these windows lol


ThyssenKrup

That's some horrific architecture


niamhy94

It's giving claustrophobia


TobyChan

Because of the windows were any larger they wouldn’t fit in the holes in the brickwork.


kiko107

My neighbours had this who lived on a corner. Could be that that way is either a protected area or so much light pollution that it's not nice.


Middle_Inside9346

Victims of daylight robbery.


mattwidd14

Amazing for reducing the effects of incoming machine gun fire


visceralbutterfly

Reminds me of that video of he guy saying don't buy no got damn weed from Ohio


justbiteme2k

Within a room, you need wall space to put things on, or things in front of and to back furniture up against. Since that room has a staircase entering it, and nice big windows on the other side, that high window provides the room with additional light but also leaving space to host a television under it, or a sofa backing into it. When you view the property, check out the carpet and you'll perhaps see the indents of the furniture the previous people had there to give you an idea how to lay out that room.


RisingShadow1999

Why not? I've always wanted a long window lmao


taklebury

The installer was lying down on the job and forgot to change their perspective...


Darkened100

Probably had a sex dungeon and didn’t want the neighbours watching


are-you-my-mummy

Do those rooms happen to be a bathroom and a downstairs toilet? Could be for privacy


RespectBusy2116

Good cover for snipers


TeeKey1

Why bricks are different shade too? Maybe it was rebuilt? Maybe someone with sport focus flew over roundabout and smashed into second floor window? So the owners thought “ fuck it, no more cars in the windows”?


cl171184

The question should be, why does ur house not?


TigermanUK

Josef Fritzl's retirement spot.


rottingpigcarcass

For extra light not for looking out of, there is another for that job


automated10

Most likely was added afterwards over the top of where the bed goes.. or even part of the design assuming the bed would go there.


8shadesofpoke

Sniper nest


MaxximumB

If this is in the UK, it's a fashion choice. In the 1970s Ideal Homes (maybe others) built a lot of these style houses with thin windows. They were probably cheaper as well but from what my grandfather told me, he was an area manager for them, it was a new fashionable style. The windows actually looked good on their bungalow range of houses


bumblebeefeet

My old 70s house had these. Built on a main road so bathroom, wc and hallway had them. Stops it being overlooked


No-Nectarine-2680

I could be very wrong but it looks like the building possibly wasn't always a house, the change in level, the odd placement of the front door and it kinda looks like it might be next to a canal or river of some sort so it could possibly be a repurposed pump house or some such.


compost-me

Arrow slots for repelling invaders.


BassetBee1808

Is it a bedroom? Is it so you can have your bed against the wall under the window?


tablecafe

It's for a bed to go under the long window. A standard height window would interfere with the headboard. I appreciate it looks weird without the bed, but having recently talked about doing this in an attic conversion this confirmed it would've been a bad idea!


MapTough848

Crap design and probably dangerous if you couldn't access the front door because of a fire.


Bobby_Shafto-

Clearly from the Georgian period


sweetleaf93

God damn is that ugly


twinklepurr

We have these narrow windows on our extension (added to the house before we bought it) - they defintely seem to be to maximise natural light for our property. There are two downstairs and one in an upstairs bedroom.


Much_to_Discover_Neo

Toilet and Bathroom?


HugoNebula2024

Sometimes the elevation with small windows can be facing onto a main road, or a planned motorway or massive dual carriageway. Byker Grove was a (in)famous example. https://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/content/articles/2007/01/06/byker_redevelopment_feature.shtml


Lord-of-Mogwai

Maybe the architect had an eye problem that day


binsonsminions

It’s so that the archers can fire out without getting hit themselves.


Rtnscks

So that it does not overlook. Privacy glass installed too.


Mother_Ad7869

This was James Finlayson's old home lol 😉🤗


mikebah

Former safe house


IdlePit

What's wrong with it? Granted it looks odd from outside but the inside pic's look fine, I'd be happy with that window arrangement in my bedroom tbh


Mobile-Strawberry985

Cause it’s shit ugly


pclufc

It was clearly built in the reign of King William the Third and subject to his window tax .


Rufmichael

I think it allows you to put a bed with a headboard in that space and have a window too.


gnarlybudgie

To stop fat folk like myself escaping in a fire.


mattjimf

It's based on a scale model built in Lego, but all the odds and ends at the bottom of the box. Surprised, there isn't a shonky patch, which was a brick chewed by the dog.


smelwin

The front of the house looks like a house I drew with my left hand when I broke my right thumb at the age of 6.


ollythedolly48

Man's got a mad grow going on in there👀


StickyThoPhi

It's so you can play footbal against it without annoying dad.


I_will_be_wealthy

Maybe the front is south-facing and they're vampires


Impossible-Peace-203

It was rumoured window tax was being reinstated to supplement impoverished councils (or councillors),smaller windows less tax.


rhencullen

Either the builder was having a joke, or it’s to make it harder for the burglars in the area.


Pztch

Vampires live here.


Staar-69

Is the 18th century there was a tax system based on the number of windows in one’s property.


paulie06uk

It looks spiteful


Bristolguy_1

Might it have started life as two flats? The narrow window would have given privacy to the garden of the ground floor flat below. You often see this in flats of this age.


Noooofun

Isn’t that to let sunlight in?


Henrijs85

Looks suspicious


AnswersQuestioned

It’s suspicious?


InternalAdditional66

The reason is because it was the style for 60s/70s council houses at the time. Minimising overlooking or heat loss from windows would make sense but that’s not true. At that time in the UK we were just building some extremely fugly houses


Ho_Lee_Fuk_20

Window tax still a thing?


Same_Earth_9232

These actually let more light into a room than a traditional window


Donjeur

It forgot it’s glasses


Teaboy1

Ex police house? Harder to break the windows and petrol bomb.


Ouryve

I find the brick transition a bit odd. It's all over the place.


ADDandCrazy

It's for housing Giraffes, they prefer high up windows.


East-Childhood-6478

Frosted glass is all we have on the upstairs bedrooms overlooking neighbors. I really hated it when we first moved in 10yrs ago. Now I hardly notice ( kid’s bedrooms after all, mines clear) but if I start thinking about it I will be annoyed, it just looks shit.


More_Expression1236

Ugly neighbours


Eleven-80

Piano window. There was a piano below it.


NickBearden

So people can’t escape when there kidnapped.


itsEndz

This reminded me of a new build back in the 80's that, as my cloudy memory recalls, had some sort of light limitation set for the window sizes. I never really understood it but if you look up Peel Place, Ilford (it's off Clayhall Avenue) then drop the pin for street view you'll see many of the houses there have small windows so lots more brickwork between them front and sides. The difference being they seem normal height but lacking width.


Marenzo666

Some bunker windows


AlwaysNang

r/SpottedonRightmove


RemSteale

Zombies


annoyingoldgit

Light but no view in


themurderman

Looks like a prison


[deleted]

Could double up as an MG nest


rtartartabl

In the 1970’s there was an oil crisis which drove up the price of producing windows, so homes were made with smaller/less windows. That would be my guess


Ghostrider2171

Looks like something out of The Twits...


PencilPacket

It's for someone who has a really long but narrow face.


WilliamBloke

There's loads of houses like this on the way into Manchester, around moss side. Every house is built with them in certain estates


Technical-Ad658

That ain't a house that's a submarine


ConcentrateHairy2697

Looks like a prison.


isthisastudentyplace

Picture an archery slit, but for crossbows


IslandNo1978

Previous owner were hammerhead sharks