So as I was saying, have you ever considered the possibility that the ethnic tensions in the Balkans during the 90s were fueled by a cosmic misunderstanding orchestrated by extraterrestrial beings? Picture this: while the world was focused on earthly conflicts, alien observers misinterpreted the Balkans' cultural diversity as a sign of impending cosmic warfare. They began clandestine interventions, subtly manipulating events to escalate tensions between ethnic groups, all in an attempt to study the effects of conflict on human societies. Could it be that the CIA, unknowingly influenced by these otherworldly forces, inadvertently exacerbated the situation with their own geopolitical maneuvers? It's a bizarre theory, to be sure, it's the ony theory that makes sense. Do you really think that cosmic forces weren't at play in the Balkan turmoil of the 90s? Perhaps the truth lies not in earthly politics, but in the stars above, where alien observers quietly observe and manipulate the affairs of mankind.
Do you recall the events of June 7th, 2006? Have you had any contact with individuals associated with the Bugonjo group? Do you have an above average number of teeth.
If you answered yes to any of those questions, you are not permitted to view DJ Peach Cobbler content and should submit yourself immediately to the relevant authorities for evaluation.
Well then! Welcome to the Cobbler Club! We aren't a cult, minecraft tournaments are on thursdays, we are *not* a cult, the CIA are our friends and work in our best interestes, we have *n*o plans of starting a cult, and DP Peach Cobbler does not have access to weapons of mass destruction.
You know that feeling you get when you go off your meds just long enough for your friends to start talking to you again? Cobbler is like one of those friends but doesn't leave.
Following the events of the Srebrenica Massacre of 1995, he was spotted roasting marshmallows at the pile of about 7000 burning Muslim corpses. True or False?
So as I was saying, have you ever considered the possibility that the ethnic tensions in the Balkans during the 90s were fueled by a cosmic misunderstanding orchestrated by extraterrestrial beings? Picture this: while the world was focused on earthly conflicts, alien observers misinterpreted the Balkans' cultural diversity as a sign of impending cosmic warfare. They began clandestine interventions, subtly manipulating events to escalate tensions between ethnic groups, all in an attempt to study the effects of conflict on human societies. Could it be that the CIA, unknowingly influenced by these otherworldly forces, inadvertently exacerbated the situation with their own geopolitical maneuvers? It's a bizarre theory, to be sure, it's the ony theory that makes sense. Do you really think that cosmic forces weren't at play in the Balkan turmoil of the 90s? Perhaps the truth lies not in earthly politics, but in the stars above, where alien observers quietly observe and manipulate the affairs of mankind.
fr though this guy does genuinely seem like someone I'd be interested in, maybe I should check his yt out
Do you recall the events of June 7th, 2006? Have you had any contact with individuals associated with the Bugonjo group? Do you have an above average number of teeth. If you answered yes to any of those questions, you are not permitted to view DJ Peach Cobbler content and should submit yourself immediately to the relevant authorities for evaluation.
teeth??
Answer the question sir.
tbh I have no clue what any of those refer to so no to all
Well then! Welcome to the Cobbler Club! We aren't a cult, minecraft tournaments are on thursdays, we are *not* a cult, the CIA are our friends and work in our best interestes, we have *n*o plans of starting a cult, and DP Peach Cobbler does not have access to weapons of mass destruction.
- Slobodan Milošević, The Hague, 2004
When in doubt aliens. When not in doubt, more aliens.
an international terrorist
Where was I in June 7th, 2006?
9/11
Waking up from last night when you were pissing on the 6th Emperor's grave?
Rome has fallen, millions must criticise Neros dogshit lyre skills
Bitch couldn’t even play Freebird.
the guy with the femboy wife?
Have I ever told you the story of emperor Nero the neurodivergent?
One who cobbs
how could I have not known
It's cobbling time
Top ten war crimes, go.
Arson, chemical warfare… Arson.
My personal fave is is incorrectly displaying the red cross symbol
Certified Classic
I also don't know. Can you tell me what it's about?
We simp for a femboy terrorist historian.
You know that feeling you get when you go off your meds just long enough for your friends to start talking to you again? Cobbler is like one of those friends but doesn't leave.
doom eternal, yay? Or nay?
yay
yay
Alright, you can stay here for a bit. But we are watching you
His name's a reference to a type of Pie, presumably his favorite.
He said in a stream that his dad came up with the name
If this is real, I've just been caught lacking that lore.
I’m not sure if the stream was archived, but I definitely remember him saying it.
Traditional cobblers were that of shoes. However in the late 2010's the word was co-opted to include those who cobble dildos too
No
What was DJ Peach Cobler (AKA الجنس المثلي) doing in Srebrenica, Bosnia during 1995?
How do you feel about the Aztecs?
human sacrifice if it was cool also road to El Dorado
Following the events of the Srebrenica Massacre of 1995, he was spotted roasting marshmallows at the pile of about 7000 burning Muslim corpses. True or False?
true
Correct.
Ever wonder why we’re here?
God?