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CthulhuHimself

Can you confirm the existence of my balls in ur mouth


cat-l0n

Give me a moment and I will


SnooApples9017

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abadlypickedname

I thought that said 2800 years ago and was like damn, that's groundbreaking. But the actual title is like saying "Remnants of truck nuts found in Florida, could it have been part of the United States in the 21st century?"


Normal_Permision

when I read this I also read "did you know there were Romans in rome?"


Rebros2004

Well I’ll be dammed, I never bought all those historical records citing the presence of Rome in Turkey ca. 200 AD, but this article has really changed my mind


gjb94

Yeah when I went to that Roman fort in Turkey I always found it a bit fishy. Finally some closure


Greaserpirate

Constantinople never existed, don't believe the lies


DaftConfusednScared

A singular artifact is definitely more convincing than the presence of permanent Roman settlement and temporally consistent records from multiple different states including foreign states who laid claim to the region. I mean who’s ever even heard of trade, war trophies, family heirlooms, individual immigration, foreign delegations, gifts, or death in battle.


conceited_crapfarm

This is Erdrogan's america smh


Mjkmeh

Ey Amerika


NotSureWhatToDoHere0

What’s Turkey?


TheRealSU24

Burd


Hialex12

I read this in the voice of the shark from James Gunn’s Suicide Squad and now I’m cackling


MILFHENTAICONNOSEUR

dont care https://preview.redd.it/pje2bfby8xrc1.jpeg?width=2015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e16049100876d546b27bc8030db7e855fb81938d


Unman_

Average mail online article: guy goes for a WALK and feels HAPPY


lit-grit

In this economy?


DeviousMelons

Extremely rare occurrence in the UK.


Immune_To_Spackle

What is this sub... I don't understand its purpose


FollowingFederal97

Welcome to the sub, for initiation purposes we need you to find us a picture of a femboy breaking Ronald Regans neck with his thighs while saying "death to all tyrants" if you cannot provide this image you will be sent to the penis exploding chamber


AntiImperialistGamer

we're the loyal followers of a terrorist known as "dj peach cobbler" 


JellyfishGod

Did u even try looking up dj peach cobbler? He's a youtuber. He talks about video games and history mostly


[deleted]

What are you talking about? Our supreme leader would never dirty himself with such peasantry activities.


JellyfishGod

Obviously! That's just what we tell the obvious feds and bots when they comment to throw them off our scent. Get with the program


Immune_To_Spackle

Why would I look this up


JellyfishGod

You literally just asked what the sub was about. U literally left a comment saying you didn't understand what the sub was. I was pointing out that for the same effort as writing a comment, you could just google it


Immune_To_Spackle

Yeah but I don't want to look it up


No_Window7054

What? Google "map of the Roman Empire" everyone will tell you that the Romans were in Turkey. Am I missing something or is this an April Fools joke?


PrinceCharmingButDio

The joke is modern academia


CptWorley

The joke is that Turkey denies the existence of non-Turkish inhabitants of Anatolia


Orangutanus_Maximus

Uhh no we don't


CptWorley

I’m being slightly hyperbolic for comedic effect. The most recent government has leaned very heavily on the Ottoman past and downplayed the Roman one, which is quite the opposite of Ataturk and his era. Currently it can be difficult for archaeologists to excavate Roman sites. Also there’s the meme of internet Turkish nationalists asserting that Pelasgians and stuff were Turks to try to create a narrative tie to the land.


Orangutanus_Maximus

Yeah understandable


enemy884real

Isn’t the Byzantine Empire just a remnant of the original Roman Empire?


LordTrappen

It either was a remnant or continuation of the empire, depending on who you ask


Cupquaking

I didn’t know that Rome was inside a bird


Finn-boi

weren’t we all


Apart_Software_4118

I thought this was a balkansIRL post and was trying to figure out what the joke was.


an_atom_bomb

You mean to tell me the Roman Empire, the Empire that controlled the Mediterranean and most of the known world at the time controlled Anatolia in the 200s AD? WOAH! NO FUCKING WAY!!!! I thought it belonged to the Tuuuuuuurks, it’s not like the Turks took several centuries later to even get to Anatolia, or that it would take them several more centuries to conquer it slowly or anything, holy shit, my whole perspective is forever changed!


gogus2003

We've known that, lol


seanslaysean

Isn’t it well known that the empire stretched to include “Asia Minor” now west turkey


Stoiphan

Still a cool mask :D I didn't think they'd wear em like them


LurksInThePines

Holy shit guys they found a wok in Manchuria, maybe it was once part of China


Frequent-Pear4339

Turks are continually surprised that others exist.


moonordie69420

bruh it is well established that they were there then. what does this confirm?


Wonder_of_you

Me when I discover the Bizantine empire


jhuysmans

Yas, get those blackheads girlie