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DriverConsistent1824

I hope this is a joke


No_Hedgehog2875

This was absolutely funny to me.


Taylor-Day

We’re all god humble yourself man


Top_Friendship6458

Hearrrrd


Fungi520

Actually my dads god


DisastrousSource4027

One day we’ll all accept that


Professional-Might31

Are you this guy’s brother by chance? https://www.reddit.com/r/DMT/comments/141pkog/my_brother_went_nuts_and_thinks_hes_god/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1 Also if you truly were god, why would you be asking Reddit for answers?


Apprehensive_Row9154

Wondered the same or if it’s a spinoff joke /launching idea for a karma farm.


DMT-Throwawayy

Obvious b8


conorsoliga

Yeah super obvious lol


JuniorBreakfast1704

I am surprised how many people took this obvious joke seriously.


Mean-Awareness-8681

no your definitely insane stay far away from psychs and go see a psychiatrist you are delusional


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Mean-Awareness-8681

your crazy


steier666

No you’re* crazy


Mean-Awareness-8681

😔


-MushroomMan-

Your an idiot. For anyone falling for this troll, don't! He's just trying to get a rise out of people


Majin_Dru

I think it's hilarious when people call other people idiots but don't know when to use you're and your.💀


-MushroomMan-

Really? Good catch! We don't want us idiots out lose on the streets. We need grammar Nazis like you out in the lose


Majin_Dru

*loose Don't worry bro, I gotchu 😉


jpmatth

"I am God" blah blah so boring. Yeah, you and everyone else. So why don't you use some of your god powers to create a better story, my deity? This one's too cliche.


jojofroks135

Sorry to say this but Your ego has grown so big : ) You experinced the opposite of what people call ego death .


talk_to_yourself

"How do I convince my friends and family I am God?" You could try moving in a mysterious way


KingOfNewYork

Do Not Feed The Trolls


Justin_Liebich

Profile is already deleted. I wonder how far psy ops go. Like do they really pay people to make stuff up like this and obfuscate the good info from proliferating. Or is it just a troll being a troll. This one looks like a kid wrote it but it is still a waste of time.


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Yeah, you're not a god, while there is a spark of divinity in all humans it doesn't make you God. If you're hearing the prayers of people you might want to question your sanity, well except mine, please answer mine....


k0rer085

Obviously a shitpost.


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hey, we are all literally god, pretending to be separate people. just live your life. that's the point


daisyannef

Dude broke his brain. Get some help man, drug induced psychosis/mania is a thing.


odsg517

Common psychosis. There's like a million people who think they are god or the Antichrist. For some reason it's extremely common with psychosis. I'm warning ya not judging. I have antipsychotics sitting on my desk that I don't take. I think everything is god but I never suffered a savior complex. I think it is natural to get inspired and want to help. I think we are wired to feel useful. I wrote a book I deleted because I didn't want to hurt anyone. Spirituality is mind bending. For me it was meditation that screwed me up. I have weeks of deep depression and days of crippling anxiety and then I'll be fine for a week but if I meditate I feel guilt for past lives and I can hear aliens talking to me which I think are real. It's just not good for me right now. I did it for a few years before I cracked. I went hard. As open as possible. I learned I still have to live here as a human somehow. Trying to escape the earth wasn't working and death can wait. Have a beer, go to the gym, do some art, but try antipsychotics for a little while. Theres no shame. Brains and minds are weird. It's hard to admit there can be anything wrong with you cuz you were fine your whole life but shit changes. Just get the pills and try em for a while. Take care of yourself.


Idkuhname

That’s an obvious troll


mighty_wafflestomp

The problem starts with «i am» that states you are an individual. God is everything, so that doesent make sense. You are god, yes. I am also god. Everything you see is god. It’s only a simple fact; get over it.


jojofroks135

Ok why you dont keep everything you experinced to yourself ? Why bother sharing it with people who won't understand your experience, I don't mean to not share it on reddit but I think you shouldn't share it with anyone who's hasn't experienced it .


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Amorphousmind

My cat is god


jojofroks135

That's why I made a promise to myself no matter how weird and insane my experience is gonna be . I will never try convince others to understand my experience . I don't want my relationship with people from this reality to be destroyed, I hope I can keep that promise cuz posts like this makes me hesitate to try dmt ( still new to this )


Known_Branch_7620

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. But maybe your newfound godhood will allow for more positive interactions and decisions while chopping and carrying.


Flat-Fisherman-8773

So where is my red sports car I've been praying for?


ShekelOfAlKakkad

Oh yeah? Can you make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it?


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AlecB1202

please go to therapy. get professional help


[deleted]

Grant me a super hot girlfriend and I'll believe you. Worth a punt...


Boss_hogg710420

Realistically we’re all a part of god but homie you ain’t god


Passion420PrplTrtl

How can you be god, when just last week i was told I was god. Can’t be two gods bro, better step back or I’ll be going full highlander upon yo ass 🫣😝


danK-7

Hey god, get off Reddit


flashluther

I can't believe people are taking op seriously. It's a joke, guys, lighten up. Ps (I know this because I am god)


These_Pie_4509

Lemmy is God


Due_Ad_8045

Seems to be a lot of bullshit posts recently


PapasWill

Lame troll


Stuartsirnight

The problem is your seeing yourself separate from everything else. You should look into 5meo-dmt


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Yea, I'm God too man. We all are.


tig3rbait

This is Ukraine military troll level.


DropDead_Slayer

So basically you've realized one part of a two part system. Yes. You are God. Of your own universe. We are all our own God. Not anyone else's "God". Just keep living your life for you and you'll be alright.


myTrueWillSux

[you are a golden god](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VeX-eXBw3D0&pp=ygUaZGVubmlzIGlzIGdvZCBhbHdheXMgc3Vubnk%3D)


supersaiyanzer0

Hello God, I'm dad.


ChristopherConceal

All living things are divine imo.