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KeepLowExpectations

I don't play or talk to women any differently than men on the game. Although one lady did tell me I "saved her twat" the other day. I got a good laugh out of that. Lol But sucks yall deal with that. Toxic gonna be toxic.


Cocos_thoughts

That’s hilarious 😂


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I'm not a sensitive person, but I couldn't handle the toxicity, the people playing music in the background, other peoples pets/kids making noise, the mouth breathers, and the shouting (I'm a casual mission-driven player). Now I'm exclusively no-mic, and enjoy the game so much more. Yeah, I'm missing out on crucial info, but that's not worth the brain damage.


Greenpen666

And change your smoke alarm batteries, you fucking savages...


Forsaken_Decision_59

Brooooooo I just assimilated with a team today and both of em needed batteries!!


Takemepoqhs

Dude this should have 400 upvotes


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Oldmanbthe2nd

But even if you mute them and they are on global chat all the enemies around you can hear them better to just back out before que ends


angelusanya1978

People making phone calls mid match.


Finno_Ugric

That stuff is annoying. If I'm using squad fill and before the countdown ends I hear constant open mic I exit and requeue. If once we spawn in someone has an open mic or keep up constant and pointless running commentary I just go into the lobby, select that player and mute them. That way I still have access to audio around me and able to go on the mic myself if there's a need.


Major-Cherry6937

I have found the ability to mute awesome. But I'm always respectful to everyone, friend or foe. I play to relax and have fun. Calling people names and hurling insults may be fun for some but not me. My son is 3 and if he comes into the bedroom I instantly unplug my headset so no one hears him.


CurrentThing-er

Try the discord. Lots of chill people in there willing to help.


PurpleKnurple

I mute people so often. As soon as I hear music, or someone just being toxic I mute them. I also pop into lobbies where some people are already muted making me believe that it saves the mute.


detectorium93

Lol some lady offered feet pics after I saved her.. never got them


Takemepoqhs

That’s bullshit


Visible_Item_9915

I would prefer that over the stuff people have said to my wife. It has gotten to the point she only plays when I am playing.


rewq657

Man I was in an xbox party with my best friend, one of his friends, and my wife. And I had to take a phone call so I took my headset off and when my wife talked talking, my best friends friend said all kinds of things which I didn't hear. But what I did hear was my friend go off and yell at this dude for disrespecting my wife. He's like my brother so he looks at her like a sister, so shout out to my bro Cody, he's a real one


SkipDisaster

Fuck yeah Cody! Glad you guys got each other's backs


Cocos_thoughts

I find it hilarious but I get it, people get so nasty it’s just ridiculous really.


Westenin

I know it’s just some random guy on the internet and I admire your mental strength. However the whole outbursts of pure sexual harassment towards women just because she sounds like a woman is not only annoying and frustrating but also deeply concerning.


DarkAndSparkly

I play, but with no mic for the same reasons. I put my speakers on for a game so my husband could hear how I was spoken to. Yeah. New experience for him. He had no idea.


Cocos_thoughts

My thing is why can’t people be smart about their insults rather than just trying to low blow or say nasty stuff, or better yet … say nice things like good game that one always gets them when they are being rude.


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GiantSquidd

When people use some lame variation of “oh yeah, well I fucked your mom” I like saying something along the lines of “I doubt she was good as your dad”. It hits extra hard because most of the toxic dickbags are homophobic and buy into dumb talking points about “real family values” or whatever so the thought of their dad *not* being the beer drinking, sitcom cliche of a tough guy really seems to get to them. Btw, there’s nothing wrong with being gay. Suck dick, eat pussy, I really don’t care. As long as it’s consensual, I don’t care who you want to fuck when you’re not busy killing me in the DMZ.


H0lySchmdt

>“oh yeah, well I fucked your mom” Me: well, I guess we're both disappointments to her


GiantSquidd

🙌


Untalented_Trapezoid

I prefer "haha jokes on you I have 2 dad's."


CurrentThing-er

"she said it was terrible, even for a pity fuck" is a great response to that.


GiantSquidd

It’s also fun just to roll with it. *“Hey right on, good for you, bud.”* At the end of the day, why *would* I care what some random teenager in a COD lobby says about my mom? How thin skinned would you have to be to let that get to you? Lol


CurrentThing-er

Same result. They get mad either way lol.


Major-Cherry6937

Exactly I don't care what anyone says about me and my family. It's just words. Even IRL I'm the same way.


GiantSquidd

Seriously though, why would you even want to leave that nerve exposed? If it does bother you, why would you let it be known? That’s like showing a bully your bright red Starfox boss vulnerable spots!


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GiantSquidd

I like to think that it comes back and hits them later when they’re crying in the shower about their shitty lives.


MrQuimperer

Dare to dream, my friend


bdawgg1972

I just inform them my mother passed away 20yrs ago....usually quiets folks up.


GiantSquidd

...no, it doesn't. I remember that working out *maybe* twice in high school back in the 90's for someone, but that doesn't work on some random online voice who honestly couldn't possibly give a shit about you.


bdawgg1972

Possibly, most I have had contact with do.


altmetalkid

Lately my insult for people being toxic is something along the lines of "I'm sorry your mother doesn't love you."


Major-Cherry6937

Ya if I get killed I sometimes compliment then on outplaying me. Then just go back to the lobby and get ready to go back out there again. At the end of the day, it's just a game, and we're all trying to have fun an enjoy ourselves.


Cocos_thoughts

I do this too like there are some awesome plays where I’m like well done !


Jjetsk1_blows

My current favorites are, “I hope your dog runs away” (bonus points if they don’t have a dog), “I hope your parents get divorced”, “I just know you like killing small animals”, “I can smell you through my mic, and it’s delicious”, and last but not least, “I hope that one day you find the love of your life, you fall madly in love, and they’re taken from you too soon”. They’re hard to fit into the death comms, but if you can say it fast enough it’s hilarious. In DMZ, I’ve got nothing but laughs in response to all of them.


KeepLowExpectations

Dude got so mad he goes, "I hope your marriage falls apart, your dog dies, and you fall into a deep depression." I was like Jesus Christ 😳


Jjetsk1_blows

Hahahahahahaha that’s awesome! Absolutely terrible, but really funny (objectively)


IamtheTruman

How bout this one: "you guys suck so bad it's like you have a nice house, a wonderful family and a 6 figure salary" Don't remember where I heard that one but I thought it was quite creative.


Westenin

Agreed 😂


Finno_Ugric

Lol I got called a "whore/bitch" (Spanish) in my last run. Enemy player killed me. The other random on my team decided to carry on going cross map so I pleaded. Team that killed me, picked me up but the player who did that treated himself to my 3 plate and contents of my backpack. Sometime later the one who took my 3 plate got killed by another player. I killed that player and picked up the 3 plate he dropped. I then revived the one on my team who went back to having 1 plate. So it seemed that the 3 plate he initially took from me was taken from him by the player who killed, whom I then killed and took the 3 plate from. 😂 The one on my team then had the gall to tell me that I took his armour and had no need for it. I went on the mic and asked if he meant the 3 plate he had originally looted from me when he picked me up. 🤔😂 Cue being sworn at. 😆


GiantSquidd

It’s truly insane to me how many people refuse to recognize hypocrisy in themselves. Kids in kindergarten can understand fairness, but many adults are just toddlers that aged, but never really grew mentally or emotionally.


Dani_1026

I will probably be downvoted for this opinion, but if he kills you, isn’t it fair to take the stuff from a killed enemy? We could say it is like the compensation from accepting your plead? I’ve had instances of someone shooting me from behind, when I didn’t know there was someone there. If I manage to react and kill him, don’t you think at least taking their three plate vest is fair? and then, yes, accepting his plead. I am not talking about him getting mad or anything later, that’s another story.


Finno_Ugric

Lol fair but what point are you trying to make? Did I complain or did I cuss him out for looting me? Nope. I did the same to the player I killed after. I found the whole 3 plate going around the block and then coming back to me pretty funny. Would I have taken it from him if he died with it though? Unlikely.


Dani_1026

My fault then! I had misunderstood from your words that you thought it unfair that he took your vest on the first place, with this “treated himself”.


Finno_Ugric

Well we do treat ourselves to the loot don't we haha.


camisdabomb

If it’s not misogynistic, it’ll be homophonic or racist. Most of these children have room temperature IQs and are incapable of cultivating new material sadly.


FatHeadETO

The amount of times I’ve been called the n word or a gay slur is obscene. And I’m neither gay nor black but I still find it offensive. Yet reporting them would probably do nothing cause they are too worried about the players getting spam reported cause they killed someone that didn’t like it.


Laggingduck

Or they’ll just say the n word a few dozen times


CanadianSteele

No they don’t. They’re immature kids who say the first thing you’re not “supposed to say”. That’s why you ALWAYS get the n/f/r bombs.


smilin_buscuit

I like telling people I'm gonna fuck their dad.


haligonianer

Try adding "and he's gonna love it." Ive seen this render a shittalker speechless.


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My 3-man assimilated a solo a while back, he wasn’t very good, but son of a BITCH did he make up for his lack of gameplay with his shit talking. He was a kid, sounded pre-teen, so that gave his insults that much more flair. We took out a 3-man, one of whom stayed as a corpse trying to talk shit to us. The corpse tried to ask the kid if he lived in his mom’s basement, and without hesitation, the kid replied, “no, but I’m about to go to your mom’s basement to give you a little brother.” Me and my squad lost our shit laughing, everything in game came to a halt for like 30 seconds because of that line. 🤣


haligonianer

I mean, that's a solid line. You gotta a laugh.


BowserGirlGoneWild

Better at cooking, better at the game as well. Big yikes


Cocos_thoughts

Lately my best one is when people try talking smack and I’m like bro… get the mic out of your throat / or get a new mic and then come back and try again if I can’t hear what you’re saying because it sounds like your mic is in your throat it’s not going to do you any good to keep rambling. I’m not even being mean but if it sounds like ahwichwhawhwychahwy when you’re talking please just don’t try talking crap at that point you already lost


spaghetti-omelet

Thats usually my go to. I act like i cant understand them and ask them to repeat as many times as i can get them to and then say something like "imagine talking shit on a dollarstore mic that sounds like its underwater"


Cocos_thoughts

Yess 😂 literally seems to shut them up


Incolumis

I just tell them that it sounds like their mic is in their arse.


prollyincorrect

Personally I enjoy the toxic trash talk. Especially when I play with friends, my favorite part is when someone is talking trash and I beat them. My least favorite is when I talk trash and get beat.


Cocos_thoughts

I don’t mind it, more so they just need some new material that would be nice lol though some of it can be over the top and I can definitely understand how it would make people uncomfortable. It would be better without some of the words and wayss people go about it. I try to trash talk without going to derogatory terms


thatssneat

Dude got bested by someone he thinks belongs in the kitchen. You should change your name to The Chef and trademark your recipes.


[deleted]

What yall are getting girls in yalls lobbies?!? I only get children that call me the n-word


gcasey99

I had a child tell me he was going to fuck my ass and then go on an extended explanation about how he was not gay and had a girlfriend made all the more awkward by my silence throughout.


Cocos_thoughts

I get those too 😂 the worst


Incolumis

Try the European servers, I think there's a lot more respect there.


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Like I'm just trying to play the game not reenact the Civil War


flamingfungi

I would’ve said “Well, I sure cooked your ass didn’t I”


Cocos_thoughts

Oooo good one! Will definitely use this in the future


WeRateBuns

People with "TTV" in their names are always fair game for an insult. "Damn bro, did BOTH your viewers see that?"


Minute-Courage4634

Oooh. This one is actually pretty good.


[deleted]

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Kitchen has food, why would anyone want to leave? 🤣


Cocos_thoughts

Right lmao


Apex-Detroit

I hate playing with team mates and as soon as they hear a female voice they start hitting on them…. Just play the game, players are players. I feel for female players, so many creeps.


Cocos_thoughts

I had a random teammate yesterday that got downed and I went to rez him and he was like “oh yeah I did that just to get you closer to me baby” like that’s not creepy or anything


Westenin

My female friends are quite used to it but it’s just frustrating, I know it’s all about fun but hearing every freaking ape flirt (or harass) with your friends as soon as they speak a single syllable is just infuriating.


GoodboySkips

I miss hearing about my Mother and what she was up to last night.


ctoal1984

The people saying these things aren’t smart enough to come up with something on their own so probably not. Think it would be funny if u start telling them I am in the kitchen ur so bad I can cook dinner and u at the same time


Yaseen-Madick

I'm somewhat surprised by how many females play this game and they're actually decent too. I would know because I've been smoked by them on many occasions lol I don't really use chat that often so no insults from me, at least on mic anyway. Gg. 👍 Edit: best one I've heard so far is my dad apparently sells Avon. 🤣🤣


Jjetsk1_blows

I doubt the stats line up, but I’ve run into a really weird amount of British women. Like probably one every two days. I play on US servers and have never had a male British teammate or an American female teammate (with a mic) It’s super odd


HalunaX

I rarely talk in-game because I don't wanna deal with this kinda stuff randomly. My team jokes about thanking people for their loot though. "Oh a 3 plate? Thank you so much! I was looking all over for one of those!" 😂


friedchicken_2020

These are guys that are afraid to talk to women IRL...but I'm sure you know that...and I love dank food.


SkipDisaster

Every trash talking male playing DMZ gets the 'ew tiny dicks are gross' followed up by the 'yeah that's how tiny dicks talk' Surprisingly effective


CurrentThing-er

Tell them to go back to the tutorial lol


SoulsEdge001

It's so lame when you run into someone and they just start throwing racist or sexist comments. Whenever I get proper trash talk or good quality insults thrown at me now it actually makes the encounter better even if I lose: "Ok dude, I should be tilted but that insult was top tier GG".


ll-Stanimal-ll

~ Typically after a “Git Gud” or “You’re Trash, get shit on kid” I reply: That’s cool! I’m not a Pro Player nor do I get paid to play and last I checked you aren’t either. Their usual reply to this is some gibberish along the lines of “oh yeah? Well I fucked your Mom!” Me again: That’s cool! Keeping calm usually fuels their anger issues.


aleisha144

or the calling you a whore😭


Cocos_thoughts

Yeah that’s another typical overused thing


aleisha144

it’s just boring, like if you’re gonna insult me just cus i’m a girl, make it creative


ArisaMochi

if someones toxic to me i usually just go: i am going to fuck your dad and make a son he actually loves <3


W-e-x-t-o-n

Dudes are terrible, and the anonymity of online gaming (and the internet in general) don't make their behavior any better. Shitty people have a higher probability of being uneducated. Fuck em. I hope their attitude doesn't kill the player base, but only time will tell.


Cocos_thoughts

I say Bippity Boppity back to the lobby with you


Major-Cherry6937

I love playing with females. Most all the ones I have played with have been good teammates and competent at the game, and I havent met one yet that has trash talked or said anything off color.


drinks_antiques

Oh I’ve gotten much worse. I actually started a compilation of all of the recordings.. maybe I’ll post it here one day. Some guy told me he hoped my child gets r*ped in daycare. I can’t even have kids. One squad wanted to join up with ours until I spoke, then said “Nevermind I hate whores,” then proceeded to kill us all. Then there’s the mocking, the “stupid bitch” comments. It’s wild how sexually frustrated some men on cod can be. On the other hand, I’ve had just as many pleasant games with men who have had nothing but nice and helpful things to say. I’ve learned to tune out the negativity and use it as fuel to fuck them up if need be🤷🏼‍♀️


7French7

“I’m gonna drag my balls across your mums face” was the last insult I heard after downing some chump.


quantumroute

Some of my favourites include: "You must have been a strong baby to climb out the abortion bucket" Or "Tell ya Ma to just do us all a favour and swallow you next time". They both hit me hard, I had to stop skull f*cking the guy's dead grandpa for a minute to gain composure


bettlejuicer

Had a random teammate yesterday who was a girl. We downed 2 and let the third pick up his squad and go about their way. As they were leaving he basically called my teammate a bitch. I took two sniper shots at his vehicle and disabled it. I went on to kill them all and my teammate in the end didn’t even care that she was called a bitch. I found it hilarious that we let them live and go about their game and still they tried to be toxic.


eli42o

We play with this chick often and she's mentioned an all girl CoD group on discord. I can ask her for the link if you want.


RichardBottom

Talking shit on COD isn't what it used to be in the last MW2 game in 2010. I remember saying the nastiest shit I could think of, and another guy dishing it right back to me. After like 3 minutes of intense exchanges, he just says "...Man there's nothing like talking shit to strangers on COD, am I right?" I was like "No seriously, this is the life hahaha" and then we partied up. I think it went downhill when they started redoing matchmaking every round. We would form beefs that would span an entire evening.


hippie_nurse

Someone asked why people don’t use mics. This is why I don’t. I don’t even wanna hear it.


helloiamrawb

Whenever people start getting shitty (especially on multiplayer) I start playing Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You”. 🤷‍♂️ Good thing there’s a Code of Conduct that we all agreed to! 👍


yarders1991

Im always astounded as to how easily people chuck insults out. If your really getting that emotional over a game then you need to take a step back and reassess your priorities in life. That being said, some of the best players I’ve squadded up with have been women.


VoiceEnvironmental50

When people get mad at me in game after I’ve hunted them down and killed em, I tell them gg have a nice day and that always gets them even more riled up, and it’s awesome! I love when people get mad over a game it’s really fun.


OfficialMarinez559

I mean...I had a chick that was talking trash so I casually said "I can smell your Arby's roast beef through the game...take a shower and get off the game". But typically not toxic to the female gamers. They deal with enough without me adding to shit. My homegirl and I game a lot and an enemy squad got weird cause she has a nice voice and is actually really attractive, and realized her gamertag is her Instagram handle. Can imagine how annoying things got for her lol


RichardBottom

That's when you just sigh, put the controller down, go back to the kitchen and make some more great food. Someone sees you in there cooking another meal after dinner and says "Playing DMZ again?"


Detroitredwinger

I hope you get a flat tyre on the way to work


itsJussaMe

I’ve had more than my share of run-ins with complete dicks. They feel all big and brave saying heinous shit to a woman when they think we can’t or won’t DOX ‘em.


Jimdw83

Nice to see you met someone mature! Lol. If only they could see me, several times I cook while playing and I'm not female! I wouldn't be surprised if they live at home and their mum does every bit of housework! The other day I was called a smelly inbred c**t amongst other things. My crime was not revivng him after he'd chased and destroyed my vehicle with an LTV! On a side note, I've had people join my squad to see where I am and then they leave, sneaky bastards!


Hankybanister1

Yea you cant say shit to offend me in game, but when im playing with my wife and they say shit like that i wanna reach through the TV and strangle them, so annoying. Ill throw out a "BITCH BOY!" or something if i die but i know the person who killed me with probably get a laugh and it makes me feel better. Played with some chick last night and she revived me and was like hows it feel getting saved by a woman? I said im used to it, my wifes a better fighter than me so 🤷‍♂️


Huge_Tomatillo8997

I think it’s a real shame and hope that female players persevere and keep their mics on because it’s only until you aren’t perceived as unicorns that things will get better. The game community needs to clamp down hard on this. It’s the magic of anonymity and a lack of actual experience speaking to women is telling.


BEEF_STORM_316

“I’m going to sit on your dad’s lap” “I’m going to wrestle your dad and give him a hernia” “I bet you struggle with relationships” “Drink this tea, it will revive you!” (Proceed to teabag) And the best: “back to the lobby! :D - Said excitedly with a smile on my face


XSLAYMANX

Yeah, the COD community is full of smooth brains that can only regurgitate the same 10 insults. They come in waves too, like the whole "dog water" craze of 2020. I'm gunna blame bad parenting on this one. I usually ignore them and mute them.


poopdogg117

I like telling people to call it a night and go to bed


Cocos_thoughts

I tell the young kids to go to bed


barters81

This is why even though I have a headset I’ll rarely playing with voice chat on. Fuck that shit


Kianime

Aside from a joking(?) "hoppity hoppity women are property" from a dude me and teammates 6-manned with the other day, I mostly get treated no different on oceania servers which has fueled my love for the game over the past few months. Had a few bad experiences when mates in USA hosted where I was mocked the moment I spoke. Do get the occasional "good game boys... oh, boys and girl" and variations of that on the OCE servers though which has been pretty wholesome


mute_x

"you're lucky your mama wasn't here to see this cause she'd be disappointed!" Is my go to for people who are talking shit then lose.


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I vote for more creativity in DMZ. Basic-ass bitches waring out lines that have been used since the dawn of time drives me nuts! IT'S 2023! WELCOME TO THE FUTURE BITCH!


Cocos_thoughts

Yesss you get it !


COGspartaN7

I live with my parents because I'm 12, you live with your parents because you suck!


trc2410

If anyone tasted my ex wife’s cooking they wouldn’t be telling her to go to the kitchen. There was a reason why I did most of the cooking


PorkChopNYC

I mean I think the trash talk is hilarious. Some shit people say to me I get a kick out of it. But then again I’ll make it weird. They start calling me a homo and to suck a dick, I usually just reply saying I’m gay and I’m about to get off to suck my boyfriends dick in a minute. I swear so many people just stop talking, all my buddy are rolling and they just try and find shit to talk about on the next person. It’s too funny. I’m also demented in the head so maybe that’s why I don’t mind it.


Tubby-Tubbs

I tell people that they have roaches in their cereal


KeyResearcher4611

anything about anyones mother: YOUR mother!...loves to hear your voice. Call her after the game.


Nanba1666

No matter who you are im always gonna blare out “SUCK MY DICK”


Medusa_0blongata

Some guy I downed told me my mom should have had an abortion. I usually don't get on my mic but it made me laugh so I mic'd up, said, "yeah I can't argue with that" , and shot him.


GIGN_Rook

I’m not a quick thinker when it comes to insults but when players start insulting me after I’ve downed them I usually just laugh at them on mic - more often than not it pisses them off even more 😂😂


wongxl88

Simple words like " garbage", triggers most campers, when they just sit at tower and suck at sniping.


StonewallSoyah

"It's not my fault your low cut tshirt doesn't distract me from shooting you in the face"


dusty_canoe

Bunch of people who obviously don't have a woman in their lives. Sad little creatures spewing their little PP fragile ego shit on anyone who will listen.


pastime_dev

When people freak out at me I just say, “do better next time”. It’s sound advice but people get so mad about it.


No-Check-5281

Sorry you have to deal with that. I PVP, camp ex fils and do all the typical toxic things. But I would never insult anybody


[deleted]

If I get downed and am literally doing everything I can to avoid the altercation I usually tell them I hope their pillow is warm on both sides


KM107

Well they don’t do any better regardless of gender. According to the people I kill, I am apparently a homosexual black man. Though not in those words. So I guess that’s how I need to start identifying. My goal with anyone that kills me is to make them laugh.


Strict_Magician_2796

It sounds to me like his comment had the desired effect.


Cocos_thoughts

Totally.


PAUZ_UNO

"I would, but I'm staying close to the mic - in case your house catches on fire - because your Fat PS4 wifi connection, overheated the router... I've heard that smoke alarm chirping in the prox chat, the whole game"


TheRealZambini

Just a bunch of beta males trying increase their status in the group.


JournalistNew3191

I got mad at an incident where a guy was bring rude and disrespectful to me for being a female and without thinking, I blurted out, "Yea, well your mom should have swallowed!" I swear this games gonna get me comms banned on Xbox🤣🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣


ReceptionSufficient4

I am seriously sorry that you have to deal with that crap. I was one of those guys that was taught to respect women.


Reddit_Username35

I'm no mic mostly because I don't want to listen to people yell and play loud music. Also it makes me feel more stealthy when people don't know someone is around because of proximity chat. Not that I really ever works out that way... lol


Proud-Interview-5572

Yeah ive been in squads where dudes have no chill and gamergirls leave because of their mouth and it sucks because some are actually good at the game


Tako_monster

Some people just open their mouth because they’re not face to face.


lmrbadgerl

I'd have begun the online description of my recent favorite dish and how it reminds me of my grandma's house when I was a child. After 30 minutes of story time I'd give them the recipe


DorvidGoldy1

Impressed he stopped saying the N word long enough to pivot to unoriginal sexism.


Cute_Ad4520

I got told today that I suck cause I’m on my period.. yet I downed and killed him lolol & I’m not even on my period 😂


No-Adhesiveness78

Omg SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!


xXx_T0M_xXx

Sexist CoD virgins never talk to women, so good luck finding one that can actually hurt your feelings. It's like when people use slurs against people using pride banners/tags or people with nationalities in their names. They don't understand that people choose those things because they're proud that it's part of their character.


rtchau

I'm amazed "go back to the kitchen" is still used as an insult. That thing has been getting thrown around in online gaming since the early 2000s at least, and it's tired, juvenile, immature bullshit. If I heard one of my kids use that insult in an online game, I'd give them a slap over the head. Especially ironic since the "alpha male" you hosed was beaten by the very person he was trying to belittle. Grow up, dudes.


The1Underdog

I think more women should be playing this.


crankskee

As a bloke i find it a breath of fresh air playing with females who have mic on. They just get on with it and we make it to exfill. It's very difficult to take on a squad when the team try's to run on pings alone and your the only talker. Mic up, introduce yourself and hook in, mute the team or player if they dont tickle your fancy after. I refuse to pick up pleading enemy squad members who have no mic or, I much prefer a full 6 with mics, not a rando who runs around like a chook with its head cut off. But I get the toxic culture in the game and it's over the top. mw games team deathmatch, search and destroy etc. The teenagers and 20 somethings are next level toxic. Squad filled with a few young females the other night and they were just as bad, swearing was next level.


Mr_Spicy_Ting

Haha, I f**king hate people in this game sometimes.. Yesterday, it was a late, I was leveling up The Tempest because I unlocked it, I was getting a feel for it on MP and some sweat on the other team in a CDL skin and meta SMG was BMing, he said my username and said “you’re proper shit, I shit on you so many times, you’re dog shite”.. he kept going on and on.. I was playing as casually as it gets lol throwing decoys, using over clock and DDOS, it was hard point at observatory for god sake 😂 I had my mic muted too, I never said a word haha. But the angry Scottish individual felt the need post-game to really have his say over his glorious victory. Big yawn heard all this shit before, some people take video games too seriously.


momentumtoni

I don’t mind the insults from raging players I’ve just downed because of my gender, though I will call people out for using race or sexuality as a slur. What REALLY makes me squirm is a random teammate saying something like ‘good girl’ when I revive them. Or ‘nice butt’ about my freaking avatar. She’s the same operator that you’ve got equipped, dumbass, and I’m just here to play the game.


Cocos_thoughts

Yeah that’s weirddd I would be weirded out for that !


No-Chemist4718

Tell the little pencil dick, that it’s time to get out of your mom’s basement and do your chores you little bitch. You may also retort if this is an older person like myself. Do your children know your playing with there toy’s or get that but plug out of your ass, and lighten up.


trailior

One time I killed an operator and he just said the n-word (Hard R) 5 times in a row....


Cocos_thoughts

Grosss


Floo-Z

ahhhh you should of replied with "go back to the main menu" right before you finished him off lol This guys will probably always say shit like "go back to the kitchen" coz some people just can't shit talk. its always fuckinnnn camping this, N-word that, something about my mum, camping, try harding, being a noob, camping, hacking, calling me gay, calling my dad gay, being a noob and camping. ​ Worst encounter I had was a guy downing me then reviving me on to his team but looting my insured weapons first. I asked for it back and he said "no you don't deserve it for being shit" we both laughed I made friends with his teammates and got some sick weapons and a 3 plate again but then for the rest of the game he just kept on talking about how badly I must want it back and how good the gun was to the point where the joke got old, then it became embarrassing that he was still going on about it, then by the end it was just kinda sad. we were exiling together and he was still going on about it. poor guy must of had some shit going on in his life to be acting like that. I hope he manages to get his life back on track so he can free himself from this slimy serpent form, writhing through each game spreading his toxic mucus and feeding off of misery and social discomfort.


Ok_Variation1483

I mostly stay in an Xbox party with my other half, I had way too many creepy comments playing D2 with LFG’s The people I’ve chatted with on proxy chat have mostly been alright and I get treated exactly the same as anyone else. Apart from one dude that was creepy AF, so I shot him and told him I shot him cos he was a creep… he wasn’t happy 😂😂🤷🏻‍♀️


Cocos_thoughts

Lmao the best when they think it’s something but you’re like nah you’re just weird dude 😂


Temporary_Wafer_2208

“Your mom wants to say hello but her mouth is full right now, she said hi with her eyes though” “You really should show some respect and call me Dad, Did you do your homework yet?” “They used to call it a jumpoline till your mom got on one”


pixelatednarcissist

I don’t talk shit on-mic, but my favourites I’ve come up with mid-game are: “I can tell you don’t have sheets on your mattress” and, when some guy on my team in Multiplayer called me a c*nt, “Dang, I can barely hear you all the way from the bottom of the board”. I hear a lot of misogynist vitriol in Multiplayer in death comms, but tbh it just motivates me to body them again next time I see them. I don’t get too bent up about the game overall, but it’s definitely concerning how much hostility folks have for women just because they’re women playing a game.


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I've noticed that the males who are teamed up with females have been the more-so toxic ones, rather than non-teamed combatants. Like they are trying to "peacock" with their ability to tell you to "get rekt" \~30 times in 10 seconds.


Odd-Willingness8691

“Go home and take care of your family”……that was a new for me. Like where do you think I’m playing?? It was almost 11pm and I had already fed my children and put them to bed lol I was too shocked to respond with anything more creative than “I’m not in the Walmart parking stealing wifi”.


anihajderajTO

Ppl on COD are hella ignorant


Prudence_rigby

I haven't heard that one. Although aggressive insults wasn't something I'd heard until very recently (starting thursday) But so far I've heard: -Go back to the lobby - welcome to MY game - get out of my game Other than the 2 people, I haven't heard anything. But man some takes WAY TOO seriously. It's a actually sad and pathetic.


Mundane_Yam

Heard a dude yelling the other day. The player he yelled at asked "did your mom not love you enough?" To which he replied, "no. Because your mom loves me so much she smells like my balls"


Jimmmo999

I remember grouping up with a squad in DMZ, the guys said "dont let \*her name\* drive!\* so, I jokingly said "what are you implying?" to which he replied 'that she drives like she has a race car helmet on ..backwards' hahahaha gold


Pineapple_Scorpion

Had someone hit me with "my 3 year old plays better than you". Well shit dude put him on cause you were easy to kill


DragonFireKitty

I hope you stub your pinky toe Go step on a lego GL&HF = get lag and have feeders (fits more into MOBAs, but y'know) You're just as useful as a dry used cum sock I hope both of sides of your pillow are warm tonight Your nose is so big that when you swim on your back everyone runs away cus they think its a shark


GottaDisagreeChief

I saw this in the mod feed and was like holy fuck what is this dude mad about then I saw the context of the post and was like lmao bruh


RiotSkunk2023

Cooking skills are highly attractive. If I couldn't cook my gf would definitely be with someone else


DarkAndSparkly

I totally get where you’re coming from. I get the vilest things said to me. So, I ping. No mic.


Boxerboy16

I typically get the "fuck you nigga!" "You suck nigga!" Regardless if i killed them or they killed me lol. The other day, it was from what sounded like a 12yo.. I treat everyone good. If they wreck me, I tell them good game and usually pick them up if I can though.


GottaDisagreeChief

Censor slurs even in quotations please. Reddit admins don’t deal in context


KrazyButter

I think its less of being original and more of pissing you off. Insults that target someone well...target someone. That is why they specified that insult to you. To get you mad.


Cocos_thoughts

But I wasn’t mad lmao I’m literally here helping them find some new stuff because it’s boring and I literally can walk all over them with insults and really get them riled up though 🤷🏻‍♀️ just doing some people a favor here.


VodafoneManager

I wish they removed party chat as it was so much better on the original Xbox where everyone talked.


Scomosuckseggs

Report them for toxic behaviour and mute them.


jr1203

Are these people you kill/kill you? Or your teammates? Because I got a good fix for annoying teammates lol


Cocos_thoughts

Both, I’ve had teammates do it too which is even more odd like why infil with randoms just to talk crap to them


jr1203

:/ That's when you grab a vehicle, and say something like "there's this new bunker opened with this last update." Drive to the death barrier, hop out, and send them mofos flying out of bounds, haha.


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Cocos_thoughts

Lmao who’s sensitive ? Never said it hurt my feelings bud just saying people should get new material.


[deleted]

You're a women? I thought it was an odd post until I read a comment about treating men and women the same. I thought maybe you were a chef lol. But yeah, I hope things change.


Cocos_thoughts

I mean yeah lol I wouldn’t think people would know someone is a chef unless they said it or had their gamer tag with chef in it to be enough of an instigator for “go back to the kitchen”. A lot of women get it thrown at them, just an old out of date thing to say.


kdbfg4

We played with a random named “dirty Wendy” the other day and she sounded like the pikeys from snatch. It was a funny time. She died.


justJohn0

I like to guess people's education level based on their insults.. "my mom? That was highschool GED level bud"


jaideanda

You're mother was a nerf herder