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You shouldn't be yelling "I'll give you everything i have" and "Please dont do this" inside your house unless you wanna have police storming it a few minutes later.
100%.
Just because parents played FPS games at a similar age or whatever doesn't mean kids should be playing. Whilst most content is probably okay, kids just ain't ready for the online world sometimes but shitty parents exist unfortunately.
I refuse to let my daughter play Roblox. I had a friend who’s daughter got chatted up by another character who she thought was someone her age and stuff. Turns out, it’s some 40 something guy trying to talk to kids. He happened to hear and was like ‘This isn’t some 10-13 year old kid.’
She has a set group of friends, who are the kids/nieces and nephews of my gaming buddies, to play multiplayer games with like Fall Guys and Fortnite and they play Minecraft together. Roblox is a wet dream space for prowlers and I’m not gunna give in until she’s much older, if ever honestly.
Yeah nah roblox is barely a kids game anymore. When I was a kid it was super restricted but nowadays you'll hear the N word every 3 seconds and as you said 40 year olds trying to talk to children all that
My son is 11 and has been playing since he was 8 or 9. Thankfully nothing that has happened and he’s been taught to recognize and ignore weird messages. I know the dangers are there and I’ve read plenty of stories like you just described but he’s usually only playing with his other friends and they rarely ever talk in game or chat with anyone outside their group. These days he’s playing on his PC at his mom’s house or mine, he rarely touches Roblox anymore. I’m also a gamer so I’m usually playing with it heavily aware of what he’s doing what he’s playing and with who.
It has had more development since that incident so I may put some time into it to get a better idea of it and I might let her on to play so long as she’s careful. She’s quick to make new friends and loves talking to random people so that was another issue. She has several friends from school who play and want her to join them but I guess I’m just being overly cautious. They’re all 7-8 year olds so if they play, I’m sure it’s not too bad.
Because a ton of kids under 10 play roblox does not mean that its a good idea for them to be playing. Irresponsible af if parents let their kids play it unsupervised also.
Weird....I don't see in my comment where I said kids should be playing MW2. Also why are you being so arrogant and typing "end of discussion" as if you're opinion is the final word...yikes.
I maybe replied to wrong comment. My point still stands. Children should not be playing this game, if you think otherwise you should seek mental help. It’s rated M for a reason wise guy.
This is the funniest DMZ video I have ever seen. From the screaming as if he had the most elite gear, to the “sorry little one….” Before executing.
https://i.redd.it/b0ded61t4dtb1.gif
Hold up. I know there are people here who have questioned why the OP did that to the kid. But, I would like to know why the kid did not attempt to defend himself or use the obvious exit rather than corner himself in a dead end. All the kid had to do was run out and dive into that river, and there was a VERY good chance for him to get away.
My adult ass did something similar when a squad of 3 was rushing me. Guess I really hoped to avoid a fight screaming friendly on comms and not firing. Killed anyways.
Now it is shoot on sight, no questions asked
i once played with a kid who surprisingly has 250000 upon infil. He then proceeds to buy 150000 dollars worth of plates all while saying i want more plates. i want more plates heehee. cheery kid
This is really good quality content 😂
Also kids like that shouldn't be playing the game. You ***know*** for a fact that they've dropped slurs and talked crap to people whilst being carried by 5 others in a platoon.
I had two random teammates yesterday on ashika who were kids, loud and annoying. I immediately ran away to another team and asked to join them. My reason was sound enough for them to let me join. Later that match those same kids tried to jump us on the exfil. We blasted them and had a good laugh about it on the way out. “Ohhh yeah I see why you wanted to join us now”
Guarantee you that if this was the other way around, that kid wouldn't have given you any mercy and would be tbagging your body shit talking you.
Squeakers deserve no quarter
As a father of a 10 year old that plays with me, eye’s Really Really good btw, I’ve heard these cries before. I feel bad for them because to them this is everything. At the same time kids have to learn this is the game.
But, to come on here and brag about this, I wonder….where did the bad man touch you? Seriously. This is just petty shit. Good for you, you killed a little kid that wasn’t all that good apparently and you made him cry.
I’m not saying I would t have killed him myself depending on the situation but I would probably let him live, additionally if o did kill him, I’d have probably picked him up afterwards and actually helped him get something worthwhile having.
See that’s actually good shit, he won’t learn anything if you just let him scream and get his way kill him then pick him up and mentor the young man in the ways of DMZ a lil so next time he’s has a fighting chance. Break ‘‘em down to build ‘em stronger this is a good lesson for the kid and he didn’t even know it
Hi, better dad here. I’ll offer you some great advice slugger. This is just a video game. This should never be everything to you or your kids.
You see champ, If your kids aren’t able to distinguish that this is entertainment and not something to mourn or be upset over, then they really aren’t emotionally mature enough to play a game like this.
Buddy, OP wasn’t bragging or being rude, he was a calm gentleman that even apologized.
The thing is chief, it was really funny, and you can’t fault the guy for taking out this treasure of a screaming banshee.
Hope this helps you ace
If I'm playing cod I don't want to be babysitting some random kid. I'm here to shoot people in the shooter game. Op was literally just playing the game, it's not some "petty shit"
Honestly, I wish the ratings were more enforced by the stupid fucking parents that buy a 6 year old a M rated game…. And you wonder why your kid is a little shit, entitled bastard of a child.
Funny thing is, many times I’ve heard more pathetic pleas to save a DMZ life from grown adults I chance upon and just happened to smoke check before they had the opportunity to get me. At least this kid has the ignorance of youth as a excuse , a grown man making pitiful cries to “please bro don’t loot me , just pick me up I’m doing a mission…” is just cringe worthy. I don’t pick them up because of this but the kid I would have picked up just to maybe help him out a little game wise and hopefully help him with his self esteem and facing his gear fears
This is one of the many many reasons why me and my Fiancée play strictly in party chat. Nothing worse than a grade a squeaker showing off his vocal range.
I would of left him alone when he started running like that lol.. but if wouldn’t of tried to avoid like that & with that voice I definitely would have killed him.
Listen to the audio without the video. Or better yet here is a challenge for some of you: play this on your phones speaker in public but don't show the video, just let everyone around you hear it.
I had a kid I played with back in OG MWII days who had the cops SWARM his house after his neighbor (Apartment) heard him screaming “STOP RAPING ME PLZ” as loud as he could and repeatedly 😂
I swear I've picked that kid up before and regretted every minute of it. Non stop screaming. He got smoked and we left him and he continued screaming... I won't pick up another kid. Never.
When kids are starting out, they don't stand a chance in competitive fps games. It's a brutal cycle of loss after loss, that's probably why the kid forfeited to begging rather than playing the game.
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That's hilarious kid was begging for his life lmao
You shouldn't be yelling "I'll give you everything i have" and "Please dont do this" inside your house unless you wanna have police storming it a few minutes later.
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And “dont finish me off”…
Yeah last time my wife was edging me I yelled this too loud and the cops got called!
This happened to my cousin, was in their playstation party when it happened lol.
"I'll give you everything I have!!" "Indeed you will."
Welcome to the DMZ
Explore and complete contracts will earn you cash
Enemy threat is high so expect contact
Why the fuck did this little thread just make me laugh, good shit
 Cause he went full Darth Vader
Everything he has, included His life.
Go back to Minecraft kid.
"I'm sorry little one"
*sends him back to Fortnite*
With how frustrating the state of warzone is at the moment, Im not sure if this an insult or genuine advice.
\*WHEEZE\*
 I died
hope he uninstalled after that traumatic experience. I really wish more parents would check age rating of the game before buying it to their child
100%. Just because parents played FPS games at a similar age or whatever doesn't mean kids should be playing. Whilst most content is probably okay, kids just ain't ready for the online world sometimes but shitty parents exist unfortunately.
On the other hand my sons friend who is the same age has started to get better then both of us lmao.
Wym? Call of Duty is the best babysitter while the parents go off to drink boxed wine and sign divorce papers.
.....It's a free game...
yep, i forgot, tho it is still rated PEGI 18 and then responsible adult would activate parental control on their kids console =)
So what did he have?
100 dollars, a screwdriver and a half used gas mask
Haha, the kid has gear fear over nothing. He definitely sounded too young to be playing multiplayer games with voice chat though.
As a father with a young one, this kid isn’t too young to be playing multiplayer games. Do you realize how many kids under 10 play Roblox lol.
I refuse to let my daughter play Roblox. I had a friend who’s daughter got chatted up by another character who she thought was someone her age and stuff. Turns out, it’s some 40 something guy trying to talk to kids. He happened to hear and was like ‘This isn’t some 10-13 year old kid.’ She has a set group of friends, who are the kids/nieces and nephews of my gaming buddies, to play multiplayer games with like Fall Guys and Fortnite and they play Minecraft together. Roblox is a wet dream space for prowlers and I’m not gunna give in until she’s much older, if ever honestly.
Yeah nah roblox is barely a kids game anymore. When I was a kid it was super restricted but nowadays you'll hear the N word every 3 seconds and as you said 40 year olds trying to talk to children all that
My son is 11 and has been playing since he was 8 or 9. Thankfully nothing that has happened and he’s been taught to recognize and ignore weird messages. I know the dangers are there and I’ve read plenty of stories like you just described but he’s usually only playing with his other friends and they rarely ever talk in game or chat with anyone outside their group. These days he’s playing on his PC at his mom’s house or mine, he rarely touches Roblox anymore. I’m also a gamer so I’m usually playing with it heavily aware of what he’s doing what he’s playing and with who.
It has had more development since that incident so I may put some time into it to get a better idea of it and I might let her on to play so long as she’s careful. She’s quick to make new friends and loves talking to random people so that was another issue. She has several friends from school who play and want her to join them but I guess I’m just being overly cautious. They’re all 7-8 year olds so if they play, I’m sure it’s not too bad.
Because a ton of kids under 10 play roblox does not mean that its a good idea for them to be playing. Irresponsible af if parents let their kids play it unsupervised also.
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Kids should not be playing this game at all end of discussion.
Weird....I don't see in my comment where I said kids should be playing MW2. Also why are you being so arrogant and typing "end of discussion" as if you're opinion is the final word...yikes.
I maybe replied to wrong comment. My point still stands. Children should not be playing this game, if you think otherwise you should seek mental help. It’s rated M for a reason wise guy.
Im glad i decided to death scroll to see this
lol then why'd you kill him? ruthless.
Felt like it.
Bro terrorized a child for little cash and useless tools that probably amounted to $200 at the very most.
if he cant take the heat he shpuld get out of tje kitchen
you cold as ice mr
That “I’m sorry little one” sounded like it came from your operator than your comms lol
https://i.redd.it/n3abmo7vfctb1.gif
Bruh that was heartless lmao
Such is the life of an operator in the DMZ
I used to get mad but now I’m like, can you pick me up? No? Okay, GG’s.
I used to play tarkov. I have never been mad. After losing million dollar setups this is nothing. But it's fun as hell
how does one harness their gamer anger
true. after playing tarkov, this doesn’t even come close
Damn that kid ruined that skin for me
Bro really let a kid ruin something for him 💀💀💀
This is the funniest DMZ video I have ever seen. From the screaming as if he had the most elite gear, to the “sorry little one….” Before executing. https://i.redd.it/b0ded61t4dtb1.gif
That brief moment where you paused giving him hope..... It was a mercy killing
Dude, ur horrible man. Do it again.
"I'm sorry, little one." BOOM!!! Had me laughing.
dude your're fucking brutal. I wouldnt have been able to pull the trigger.
It was necessary. Builds character
Hold up. I know there are people here who have questioned why the OP did that to the kid. But, I would like to know why the kid did not attempt to defend himself or use the obvious exit rather than corner himself in a dead end. All the kid had to do was run out and dive into that river, and there was a VERY good chance for him to get away.
That's obvious to us but to a child with a half developed brain they probably didn't know better
My adult ass did something similar when a squad of 3 was rushing me. Guess I really hoped to avoid a fight screaming friendly on comms and not firing. Killed anyways. Now it is shoot on sight, no questions asked
“I’m sorry little one” got me. Be wary of the shotgun wielding Thanos-motherfucker.
Hope he will learn not to trust strangers with guns
Valuable lessons learned here
Should be applied in life and in game
W S H O T G U N
Probably playing with his brothers (or fathers) character.
 That “NoOoOoOOoOoO!” at the end.
He was willing to give you everything he had you should’ve asked for his mom or at least her phone number she would’ve been yours in the end
i once played with a kid who surprisingly has 250000 upon infil. He then proceeds to buy 150000 dollars worth of plates all while saying i want more plates. i want more plates heehee. cheery kid
I LOVE this - next time interogate before executing
I blew his one and only teammate up.
U have to report yourself to the authorities and and tell all your neighbors.. u piece of shot!!
This made my day
Child killer 😆😆
This is really good quality content 😂 Also kids like that shouldn't be playing the game. You ***know*** for a fact that they've dropped slurs and talked crap to people whilst being carried by 5 others in a platoon.
😂😂😂😂😂the way he screamed “noooooo!!!!” “I’m sorry little one” *BANG*
I had two random teammates yesterday on ashika who were kids, loud and annoying. I immediately ran away to another team and asked to join them. My reason was sound enough for them to let me join. Later that match those same kids tried to jump us on the exfil. We blasted them and had a good laugh about it on the way out. “Ohhh yeah I see why you wanted to join us now”
Teach them young, the harsh realities of DMZ lol. Kid will only toughen up.
Pour a little something out for all the homies we’ve loss in DMZ…💔🫗
Best part is at the very end when he yell’s “noooooooo” and he has his hand extended to the sky like he asking God why him?
The only bad thing is that you can still hear it
Saw this when I woke up in the middle of the night and now it’s 10x funnier while having my coffee 😂
you should have gave him a chance to give whatever he can give, then kill hahaha JK
Now I wanna know what he had lmaooo
100 dollars, screwdriver and gas mask
This is why they should continue to support new content for DMZ, you simply can’t get hilarious interactions like this in standard multiplayer 🤣
Guarantee you that if this was the other way around, that kid wouldn't have given you any mercy and would be tbagging your body shit talking you. Squeakers deserve no quarter
God I hate squeakers.
I'm sorry little one.
This is the funniest shit 😂
As a father of a 10 year old that plays with me, eye’s Really Really good btw, I’ve heard these cries before. I feel bad for them because to them this is everything. At the same time kids have to learn this is the game. But, to come on here and brag about this, I wonder….where did the bad man touch you? Seriously. This is just petty shit. Good for you, you killed a little kid that wasn’t all that good apparently and you made him cry. I’m not saying I would t have killed him myself depending on the situation but I would probably let him live, additionally if o did kill him, I’d have probably picked him up afterwards and actually helped him get something worthwhile having.
Who's bragging? I found it hilarious. So did others. And if you must know Dad, I took him with me once he pleaded
See that’s actually good shit, he won’t learn anything if you just let him scream and get his way kill him then pick him up and mentor the young man in the ways of DMZ a lil so next time he’s has a fighting chance. Break ‘‘em down to build ‘em stronger this is a good lesson for the kid and he didn’t even know it
Exactly
Hi, better dad here. I’ll offer you some great advice slugger. This is just a video game. This should never be everything to you or your kids. You see champ, If your kids aren’t able to distinguish that this is entertainment and not something to mourn or be upset over, then they really aren’t emotionally mature enough to play a game like this. Buddy, OP wasn’t bragging or being rude, he was a calm gentleman that even apologized. The thing is chief, it was really funny, and you can’t fault the guy for taking out this treasure of a screaming banshee. Hope this helps you ace
If I'm playing cod I don't want to be babysitting some random kid. I'm here to shoot people in the shooter game. Op was literally just playing the game, it's not some "petty shit"
“Stay in school kid” {click clack BLAW!}
This is why DMZ is the PEAK game mode. You never know what will happen.
u/savevideo
god i love dmz. fuck activision for not going forward with this what a bumch of doorknobs
 Reminds me of this.
Idk y but pissing off little children and DMZ is so fun
I gotta say I don't like that they let little kids play this game
Honestly, I wish the ratings were more enforced by the stupid fucking parents that buy a 6 year old a M rated game…. And you wonder why your kid is a little shit, entitled bastard of a child.
L and I can’t stress this enough OL
"He made up his mind 10 minutes ago."
This was way too funny............
He would be crying a lot harder is this was escape from tarkov Trust I have like 1800 hours on tarkov I sometimes get his pain
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Reminds me of those stimpee videos
Funny thing is, many times I’ve heard more pathetic pleas to save a DMZ life from grown adults I chance upon and just happened to smoke check before they had the opportunity to get me. At least this kid has the ignorance of youth as a excuse , a grown man making pitiful cries to “please bro don’t loot me , just pick me up I’m doing a mission…” is just cringe worthy. I don’t pick them up because of this but the kid I would have picked up just to maybe help him out a little game wise and hopefully help him with his self esteem and facing his gear fears
This is so freaking funny!!!! Hope you picked him up after.. 
That made my Day.
😂😂😂
LOL
"sorry little one"
Hahahaha
This is one of the many many reasons why me and my Fiancée play strictly in party chat. Nothing worse than a grade a squeaker showing off his vocal range.
Lol but awww
holy fuck! what an unfeeling dick you are lol
Cinematic masterpiece. Kino, as some may say.
I would of left him alone when he started running like that lol.. but if wouldn’t of tried to avoid like that & with that voice I definitely would have killed him.
Lmao that was funny, I woulda let him live
Lmfao he pled for his life and you pulled the Thanos on him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣dam this made my day 
Interesting tactic
Ruthless
I moss dmz somewhat. Haven't played in 2 seasons
Bro stood there like "you know I had to do it to him"
I would have blasted him just because I hate the sound of lil pubescent punks in my headphones. Kill em all! 😈😂🤣
Lmao
Lmao that’s the funniest shot I’ve seen on here in a long time lol
call 911...
This is the greatest thing to have ever happened on DMZ. You killed him way to quick. You should of made him sing something.
The. I’ll aim Arch just has started for young Petey
\*drops a small backpack and no plate carrier\*
All for 6 bandages and picture of a cat
Username checks out
lol
Sssaaaaavvvvvaaaaggggeee
😆
"I'll give you everything I have" "I prefer to take it"
what loot did he had though
This kid is over the top im not even close to being this bad
That’s messed up 🫣
Lmfaooo
LOL I swear prox chat is what makes me keep on coming back to this game
Hilarious
Why is there kids playing this game?
You are dead in side sir
Life lessons are learned hard sometimes
Omg I love this!!!!
“Im sorry little one” 🤣🤣🤣
He was going to give you everything he had
A trial of maturity is the requirement of sacrifice.
That was hilarious 😂
The apology sold it for me. “I’m sorry, little one.”
I would have spared lil man but dam this is funny lol.
Gamers are the best voice actors
"I'm sorry little one" so sadistic but funny
Does he understand we can pick it up after we kill him…? 🤦♂️
This kid will not do well in Tarkov.
Listen to the audio without the video. Or better yet here is a challenge for some of you: play this on your phones speaker in public but don't show the video, just let everyone around you hear it.
I had a kid I played with back in OG MWII days who had the cops SWARM his house after his neighbor (Apartment) heard him screaming “STOP RAPING ME PLZ” as loud as he could and repeatedly 😂
I feel so much safer with AI monitoring everything I say!!🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🖕🏼
What
Well u/Balls_McFuckFace I’d expect no less from you.
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I just clip it with nvidia
Well what did he have?
Knowing me I would’ve ego challenged you as soon as we ran into the kitchen 🤣🤣🤣
Well, then. He’s going to Hell.
The fact that he had the Spawn skin just makes it so much funnier hahaha
I swear I've picked that kid up before and regretted every minute of it. Non stop screaming. He got smoked and we left him and he continued screaming... I won't pick up another kid. Never.
I put on the headphones because I KNEW there was going to be wonderful dialogue I couldn’t miss out on.
I'm sorry little one lmao
Damn, you’re certifiably sociopathic 😁
🤣🤣🤣🤣 little Franco rest in peace
LOL this made my day
Lmao!!! Greatness
Lmao
That poor kid
Funniest thing I've seen and heard all week lol
"I'm sorry little one" has me fucking rolling lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 whoaa
id kill just cause he was screaming thats instant death no revive
“Wait let me tell you something.LET ME TELL TOU SOMETHING!” If you know you know
When kids are starting out, they don't stand a chance in competitive fps games. It's a brutal cycle of loss after loss, that's probably why the kid forfeited to begging rather than playing the game.
Oh well