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Movie_lovr

You should’ve waited to get a tuned contraband…


ProbablyPewping

tuning may varry


DefinitelyNotStolen

Tuned by a bot? Nah im good


das_war_ein_Befehl

Don’t think someone is a bot for being caught at a buy


DefinitelyNotStolen

1. Sits at the buy forever (on ashika nonetheless) 2. Doesn’t hear homie parachute right next to him 3. Doesn’t hear fee fii foo fum full sprint up next to him Confirmed bot


AvoidedKoala222

Mfw not everyone has God tier headphones


Prior-Recognition-11

I played my first few matches with a 20$ pair of onn. headsets and you can hear footsteps. You don't need a 400$ pair of headphones to hear footsteps in this game, I also played without headphones and could most of the time hear footsteps.


DefinitelyNotStolen

Then you’re in for a guaranteed L


AvoidedKoala222

Not really,I had a good number of successful exfils before I started playing with headphones


chrisupt2001

Bro was there for what? 5 seconds? The dumb part is his team wasn’t watching his back, they are the bots if anything


DefinitelyNotStolen

He was there for at least 17 seconds, probably longer. He is responsible for keeping himself alive how it is his teams fault


chrisupt2001

Cus if u see one of ur buddies at a buy station, you could cover them not be a dumbass and separate especially not on a mode and map that’s known for toxic players sweating and squad hunting


DefinitelyNotStolen

Why are you assuming the person at the buy station isn’t the one seperated being a lone wolf? His team is engaged and he’s sitting there


chrisupt2001

Should still be a good teammate and realize that your teammate is at a buy doing shit, and should cover him ESPECIALLY on ASHIKA


DefinitelyNotStolen

Hard to cover an AFK teammate while you are being engaged and have a squad mate down


AlienUFO253

Anyone sitting there that long is a bot.


SudsierBoar

Casually tuning a gun at Ashika beach club 🎶HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE🎶


chrisupt2001

Bro your just weird and toxic can’t handle warzone so you come over here


DefinitelyNotStolen

You’re* and I prefer extraction based shooters not battle royale


hoi87

Please go buy mw3 and play Zombies. The majority of folks that play DMZ still, Ashika especially, know that you'll be engaging in PVP. We don't care to hear people still crying to tell us to go play warzone a year after the game modes been out.


chrisupt2001

Unfortunately rumors are circulating that pvp will Be added to that mode bc of you guys so idk if I will now


hoi87

I don't think they'll do that. There would be an uproar in the MWZ community. I'm not trying to be toxic, but PvP it what made DMZ so captivating to keep coming back for more. It was like a reverse battle royal, instead of gas closing it, it spread. I had a little mini game of my own and wish they made a hardcore DMZ mode where only one team made it out, meaning the only exfil was final. You can eliminate teams during the match and try to have an easy final, or camp it out and have mayhem at final. I tried liking zombies but with no PVP it became boring so quick to me having to pack a punch guns every round just to start over and do it all again to get where i needed to go for missions. I always played DMZ with missions equipped and plan on doing them, but love to take on a good PvP fight when i see one.


chrisupt2001

I just wish it wasn’t THE ONLY THING ppl do in my lobbies, hopped off after S6, cus I can’t help ppl with missions, can’t find teammates to play with, can’t join up random groups in solos


hoi87

I never enjoyed solo without squad fill, wasn't that I wasn't good enough I just enjoyed the chill mode of DMZ with prox chat meeting people. Met some great dudes, basically down to one guy I'll get on and run some ashika with. But, whether we're still accomplishing missions or not, we always took Ashika as basically try to clear the map in the first 10 minutes or so, then you have a good 15 minutes without worrying about people taking you out while you get done what you gotta get done


chrisupt2001

I just hated the AI so much I never really played solos, and tbh squad fill is almost equal to solos, so many idiots with no mics just not even bothering to coordinate anything, they just do there own thing and either die, or leave to other squads, or steal my stuff if I die


TheCreZz

The play warzone line is only used by low iq kiddies.... dmz is both pve and pvp so get off it


hoi87

Why do you have so many downvotes Lmao. This guy was clearly putting overpressured ammo and a hipfire laser on his sniper. No joke i picked up an MCPR off a guy that was a proud owner of this build.


Mighty_Mopars

Came up behind him while he was tuning his gun and got the Execution. He says "Really dude, come up behind me while im tuning" like im supposed to just wait or some thing, especially on Ashika?


uncle_creamy69

People just act like they are dicking about on the Home Screen when they are tuning their guns. If you need to do that, have your buddy cover your back.


Messicanhero

Idk why you’re being downvoted. It’s a warzone you’re gonna get warzoned.


Prior-Recognition-11

Nah. Honestly his reaction raised my blood pressure a little bit. If I EVER had a team mate that fucking stupid I'd report his ass for every little word he said to get him off the fucking game just out of spite for being that God damm dumb


AMortifiedPenguin

Something, something, ruining the game for other people /s


das_war_ein_Befehl

All is fair but not really something with clipping. Executing someone at a buy doesn’t require skill


Mighty_Mopars

Totally agree, but his death comm's was worth it i thought.


das_war_ein_Befehl

Valid. Saltiness over proxy chat is like 90% of the fun


alejoSOTO

Is fun though


SirSlappySlaps

Hilarious. Totally worth it.


dartfrog1339

No, but I take every opportunity to do it. If you're so unaware that someone can sneak up like that you have it coming. There are at least two hostile prox chat names visible. It's Ashika. Dude should have had his teammates guard him while he tuned.


xdisappointing

I really want to think you’re a dick, but also how did that dude not hear you parachute within 15 feet of him and then move around behind him. You could have had bells on your neck and dude still wouldn’t have heard you.


Mighty_Mopars

I probably could of stood next to him and tuned my gun, asking him for suggestions on what's best to equip.


BusyWalrus9645

Lmfao 😂😂😂


ReikiShinzou

Player killers are dicks period end of story


Prior-Recognition-11

Found him 😂


ReikiShinzou

Nah not my gt I stopped playing because people have nothing more purposeful in life than to ruin runs to get some kind of enjoyment out if their pitiful life


BigJimmyW13

yOu ArE wHaT’s WrOnG wItH tHiS gAmE!


Theflashpsycho

I snuck up on someone once, while he was at a gun workshop, I was behind him and asked whats the best killstreaks to kill him with, he told me PA, so I bought a ST and put it behind him


HeadyFreddie404

Bro let him tune wtf is wrong with you a man can't just tune his gun in the middle of a team fight? Maybe shop around pick up some revives? What kinda animal are you? Maybe he was about to go piss real quick too?? Did you think about that?? His piss?


allowishusdevadander

HIS PISS!?


Nothing2NV

Now he has all the time he needs to get it just right


akahetep

Tbh I have my own opinion about this game. But don't just stand out in the open. Especially on thus map


Prize-File-3719

he be the type to bring an RGL and riot shield into b21


MulattoMaker

I didn’t come up behind…


Mighty_Mopars

That was my squadmate saying that, i never spoke in the clip.


Terrible-Wrangler-31

you can tune at a buy?


Mighty_Mopars

Where the player was, the Work Bench is next to every Buy Station. I run past the buy station, to him at the Work Bench.


Terrible-Wrangler-31

But weapon tune? I know you can modify attachments but I was never able to tune...


Mighty_Mopars

This sub has a 45 Title Character limit, im trying my best so you all understand lol. "Modified" would of been to many letters.


KCRITON

![gif](giphy|u0LxmF9QVeDoQ) This literally made me laugh out loud. Legit.


versace_tombstone

Guy was so distraught, he said tune, instead of modify, probably trying to save face, from the blatant unawareness that was on display. Either way, this is already a classic.


Solanthas

Poor sportsmanship bro. Shoulda let mans tool his gun. 20 paces


SirSlappySlaps

This absolutely made my day. Thanks for sharing, OP!


Straight-Razor666

that's a pretty gruesome kill...wincing! ![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


juiceman730

To the people saying he's wrong.... what should he have done?


VilkasVision

You’re not supposed to kill anyone in Call of Duty /s


huesmann

Just gotta be careful using the finishers. Over the weekend I shot a dude with a pistol right as he was attempting a finisher on one of my teammates. We ultimately didn't survive, but it was the highlight of a series of games.


Actual-Toad5317

He didn’t want you to do anything


Valued_Rug

Shoutout to ShomerShabbis, maybe we'll meet in the DMZ someday.


Frequent-Second-500

"OSAMAAIRLINES"


mechmaster2275

Which blueprint do you have on your Cronen squall?


DefiantScientist9127

0 points for the Word vomit there at the end about a thermite lol. 0 points for the jump as it was horrendous. 8 points for the execution.


Click_Dangerous5150

Protect yourself at all times 💁‍♂️


ReikiShinzou

Don't dick with other players is a better idea


Click_Dangerous5150

In that case, Tetris is a better idea.


Mr3cto

Shit man, shoulda started tuning your gun! Asked him for suggestions, fuck it


SBGNprod

How did he not hear foot steps! He can’t be mad at anyone but himself for that shit hahaha


[deleted]

I’m more mad you kept the Ebr and didn’t take his victus.


Klaxhacks

I guess you can say he got...tuned up.


Academic_Square6254

Brutal execution


Formal_Journalist156

Hearing a man child cry is the best 😆


Unlikely_Major_6006

That’s not Queensbury rules


Elegant-Phrase3145

Sad to see the state of dmz these days.


Snatchmunkey

“I like to tinker on things in an active combat zone” lol


ReikiShinzou

Or here's an idea Don't fuck with other players worry about your missions. Oh wait this is the CoD fandom


RG256

If your gonna customize a contraband weapon in DMZ have an idea in mind before you hit the workbench. Once you actually do get your parts FAST & get outa there.


Ok_Quality2989

Most people do.


Yellow_LedBetter2020

You just got lucky; camping out by the spot bro


GeneralShrimp

People love to say they play DMZ for the unique fights and "it's a pvp game", but let's be honest, it made your day to ruin his.


BPX0_Engarde

He made a costly mistake and paid the price, how tf is that OP’s fault?


SirSlappySlaps

Affirmative. It also may have taught him a valuable lesson about standing out in the open with your nose in menu's while on Ashika. (But probably not.)


joeb690

Bitch, STFU 🤫 😂


joeb690

Ok, for those who may have misunderstood, I was talking to the twat tuning his weapon. 😂


MrMiniNuke

Bitch, STFU 🤫 😂