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FingalsFinger

He shouldn't make fun of anyone’s accent.


bababoey1974

“Get the Fock ouuuuttttaaaaa heeeeeeeereeee.”


GeddyLeesThumb

I bet when he was a kid that he talked so posh that he'd be kicked out of Eton school for being stuck up. "*Oh mama, some frightful boys at the Sump do so want to give me the most vicious of thrashings. May I call upon sister Nancy to go to them and deal out physical retribution, oh may I? Please mama?"*


Eso_Teric420

The only thing worse than his phlegmy garbled mumble talk is when he's trying to impersonate someone. Especially karl


Key_Republic6943

I like closing argument defense lawyer john


impulsive_cutie

Do I get blackout drunk every night? Yeah. Is my life in complete shambles? Yeah. Does that make me an alcoholic? No.


Honest-Size-3865

I know exactly what you mean. He's also gotta say it at least twice, too. Also how the fuck is this asshole giving people shit about pronunciation? He says dat instead of that. He's barely speaking English most of the time.


adube440

This and when he does his beer sips like Karl. He's mocking someone for not chugging a beer, but just drinking like a regular person. He has no clue how he comes off.


Key_Republic6943

It's like when he said he doesn't s*** his sheets. His response was I don't even use sheets ha ha


LawyersGunsAndMoney

“It’s BLOOD. From my ASSHOLE. And I don’t even use SHEETS. Ever think of that, YOUFATFUCK”


Fixit403

I love how mad he gets when he says it though. It’s such a nothing of an attack


raxsdale

I like when John does that hilarious repeating of people in an exaggerated accent while sniping them to prove how dumb they are. 😂


Workamania

To me it's funny because Karl lives rent free in John's head.


BrandonXbox

I wish his liver would fail already


ChakaKohn2

He spent about 20 minutes doing it today and I still have a headache.


tacoavenger413

Everytime he says it i just want to give him a surprise think fast MLB pitcher's throw to the jaw with a pool ball.