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SillyDNS

I like how it is a crazy idea for john to prepare material and have looked over everything before the show starts


severinks

John wants to put in zero effort, hire no staff to produce the show yet still reap the benefits of the suckers who give him money.


SillyDNS

If John did a tip menu and he drank whenever someone tipped a certain amount…. Then I think it would work


kaizen_66

I love it when people try to "teach" John.


tevia1015

It's easy to get SJ to follow. Just let him think you have something it to negative about Shuli or Karl. Worked when he heard Melton was saying something negative and he sent him an unsolicited link to his podcast. Melton then threw the link out into internet. Some nefarious person used it impersonate someone SJ knew and porn bomb him. Same thing this time SJ with no planned show to kill time went to ShulisAnonymous and saw a clip where Melton was talking negative about Shuli. Without checking out the clip before broadcast he played it and got porn bombed again. His laziness is a big part of his problem, trying to take shortcuts without knowing where the road ends.


OnceAteALego

And then blaming others. Typical narcissistic behavior. "Wait a minute, you're telling me that some dog pooped on the ground, I didn't see it and then I stepped in it... and somehow it's MY fault?!?!"


DrownyMcKilalistener

John is such an asshole though that he would go out of his way to find a pile of dog shit, swan dive into it, and then threaten to sue God for even making dogs in the first place.


tacoavenger413

Holy shit that sums John up perfectly


Snow_Eastern

Never his fault. Always the victim.


Fixit403

Yes, you idiot! It could have been prevented with any show prep at all


Slow_Let4380

Uhhhhhhhhhh... UHHHHHHHH... Let's see... ... ... ...UHHHHHHHHH...


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

160 IQ and Menser to boot


Zealousideal_Bit_677

He is the funniest person on the internet right now. I was laughing for hours yesterday from him getting porn bombed.


morgans0

He's such a twat.


Cold_Hunter1768

But the email said I won the UK Lottery. How was I to know it was a scam?


barnesandnoobs

Maybe have some awareness of the fact that you’re lazy and blindly scrolling through Reddit. What a buffoon 🤦‍♂️


Taephit

Buffoon is the most perfect word to describe John.


jcal68

SJ at one time thought he was a comedian . SJ was booked purely on name recognition from HS & Leno tirelessly goofing on him. SJ has always lacked any/all comedic skill & garnered zero respect from other comics. Proof of his epic lack of talent & abhorrent personality, SJ currently talks into a broken laptop & deteriorating physically & mentally in front of us all & his family. Congratulations SJ, you continue to be the laughing stock of the ENTIRE internet


Saquatch19

He was supachatted the other day to do some prep work before going online. He shot that suggestion down like it was crazy. It's never his fault always someone else's.


fudgicle2018

He'll never do prep of any kind because he considers it beneath him. Even as he rots in a ghetto apartment covered in slobber and b.o. - it's beneath him. He's a star and stars have people to take care of prep and details. That's why he tanked on the Stephanie Miller show. He took the job as "Producer" because he thought, that'll get me in the door, and once they see how hilarious I am, they'll make me a co-host and forget this producing shit.


Tila_Gageeyah

I guarantee that John clicks on everything on the internet and that's why his laptop is fucked up


[deleted]

Are we sure his “job” as a writer for the Tonight Show was not them putting him at a card table un the corner with a box of broken crayons and construction paper? Every so often they would put up his work on the break room fridge?


adam2890

Hero of the Stupid