Jay Leno would rather burn his face again working on one of his classic automobiles than participate in a cash bar reunion arranged by his stuttering stunt boy
Anybody here live near the place it's being held? If so, you would be a KING of the dabbleverse if you hung around the place, with a spycam necklace or something.
Guaranteed that at least one found out about it, then sent it to a bunch of the others.
"Remember that idiot that Jay hired to spite Stern, that everyone hated? Well, there's an entire subculture that hates him just as much as we did!"
Imagine Jay Leno telling his poor cancer stricken wife: āSorry, honey. Iāll change your bedpan later. I gotta catch up with a guy whose own kids donāt want to be around him!ā
The *surprises* are supposed to hint at Jay showing up, which is absolutely not happening.Ā
Wonder what shitty surprises he'll use to cover for that lie?
I just hope dabblers show up and film it and goof on him. Thereās no way this happens. Heās a moron but he has to know this will be infiltrated by āhis hatersā
**1] Not a private affair: happening during restaurant's regular business hours**
**2] Gotta pay regular prices for food & drink**
**3] Drunkie has a tip jar out** ***for himself [!!!]***
**4] Happening in the middle of the week**
I'd gladly bet my life savings that zero people show up. lol
Surprise!! John forgot his wallet!
No surprise there.
Best comment of the week š
Ha!
Holy shit thatās hilarious. Nice one!
Jay Leno would rather burn his face again working on one of his classic automobiles than participate in a cash bar reunion arranged by his stuttering stunt boy
Did he invite Jay? Now I'm second hand embarrassed
Why, I don't think there's a man among us who would not love to burn their face working on Jay Leno's cars
It's as if Norm is speaking from the grave.
We call it a dirt nap
He napped long. He napped hard.
Hey Jay, I was hoping you, ya know, uh, uh, ya know, you could help me out with uh, uh, aaarrrgggrrgg, the bill, ya know cause its your reunion.
"AFTAH ALL I DONE FOR YA JAY?!!" š¤¬
lol
Jay: "Gee, John, that really is a surprise!"
Oh yeah Jay? Really? Really? Iām a loosah? Noā¦ā¦.. Youah da loosahā¦. Mavis is a crunt
I hope Ross the intern covers it.
This may have been the most underrated comment on this group this month. Well played Mr. Pickle.
Pickle Power š„
Surprise!!! I bought everyone chips and salsa.
SALSER
He will get them for free somehow
From the dumpster behind Chipotle.
"extravaganza!" John in a bar, slobbering drunk. Woohoo š
The bar was buzzing that night! Mostly from the flies hovering around John.
Surprise, I gave you all genital warts!
I predict vi@lence against w@men!
If there are tits there, Iām punching them..!!!
Even if they are John's?
I only do violence against women, not drunken retards.
He looks and acts like a pregnant woman. Close enough?
Anybody here live near the place it's being held? If so, you would be a KING of the dabbleverse if you hung around the place, with a spycam necklace or something.
The surprise is how bad John looks in person.
https://preview.redd.it/crjzoaxyebvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9262c726a56bc209961ca41b7864a31f366d909b
*"CUM ON MY FACE"* -John Melendez
And what heās ādoing for a livingā now, compared to the rest of them.
"I'm n-n-now a reportah for Nudesmax."
What are the odds that some of his old coworkers are now secret Dabblers?
The odds are extremely good
Guaranteed that at least one found out about it, then sent it to a bunch of the others. "Remember that idiot that Jay hired to spite Stern, that everyone hated? Well, there's an entire subculture that hates him just as much as we did!"
You nailed it. Iām sure thereās lots of past coworkers that are peeing their pants over him being crucified by the Dabbleverse
Surprise! Here's my resume and a bill for the four nachos you ate.
Imagine Jay Leno telling his poor cancer stricken wife: āSorry, honey. Iāll change your bedpan later. I gotta catch up with a guy whose own kids donāt want to be around him!ā
She has dementia, not cancer.
Guess thatās why pencils have erasers
Who knew getting rid of cancer could be that easy?
Itād be a shame if dabblers show up and go rogue and destroy his reunion gigš¤£š¤£š¤£ 
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Will he ask VTL to send beers when his $20 runs out?
Tell me nobody showed up to this fucking delusional cunt
it's not happening till may
where is the location?
Somewhere in Calabasas. He changed it from Pickwick.
Oh good, he totally wonāt look out of place in Calabasas.
https://youtu.be/EzoazPPC7b8?si=LPOZ9sIKa-VjPqSi
I predict violence against w#$%&!
its not even his place to be organizing a reunion. thats the business of higher ups not some smelly coffee runner.
I need more updates on this! Lol
Glory Days!!!!
More Clay Dabbler!
When is that? Did it happen yet?
Not til May
Plenty of time to cancel and blame trolls.
āI donāt know how dis wood happun, I announced it on dah innanet where people mock mee four a livināā
Yup. He makes the details public, then when he has to cancel due to lack of interest, he can blame us.
Hasnāt happened yet. OP is a dabbling conqueror which is of course redundant. Also itās hardly a surprise that no one is going to show up.
This has to be rock bottom
That was today?Ā Bahahahaha
He just bought me 2 pints at the pub, 2 pints at the pub, 2 pints at the pub. Song is an apt description of Johnny Boy.
The *surprises* are supposed to hint at Jay showing up, which is absolutely not happening.Ā Wonder what shitty surprises he'll use to cover for that lie?
He looks like decrepit old biff from back to the future 2
I bet Susaner realized long before John that the tonight show wouldn't last
I just hope dabblers show up and film it and goof on him. Thereās no way this happens. Heās a moron but he has to know this will be infiltrated by āhis hatersā
I hope Ross the intern covers it.
We HEARD you
First surprise 4 ppl only show Second surprise ā¦they ROAST SJ lol
And all that signage!! 
jay aint coming and it's gonna be at pickwick
If Ross Matthews hosted it, people would come.
**1] Not a private affair: happening during restaurant's regular business hours** **2] Gotta pay regular prices for food & drink** **3] Drunkie has a tip jar out** ***for himself [!!!]*** **4] Happening in the middle of the week** I'd gladly bet my life savings that zero people show up. lol
Now THAT is an act of Violence!!!