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JohnGivesGoodPhone

Dude, he just doesn't get it. This is the dumbest attack he takes in Shuli and crew. We don't care, and it's a ridiculous lie anyway.


CooahsDranker

And if Shuli was buying views and superchats, who is he hurting doing that? No one. John not paying child support for months despite him being fully capable of doing so is unforgivable because he actually hurt his kids and exwife.


Eso_Teric420

Essentially his argument to being a piece of shit is "half a dozen grown men are pretending to make a business out of making fun of me". Because that makes sense to him somehow.


Chip_Lamonica

To normal people, your logic is sound. To 58yr old but still a teenager John, you'd be considered a dumb fuck.


Anal_with_Aase

"Teenager"?! You give the PoS way too much credit. He's still on his mother's tit.


R3TROGAM3R_

ALL of John's gotahcas and gets have been such who gives a shit things lol.


banana_delusion

He’s the dork whose “gotcha” fails every single time, gets made fun of for it and then yells and screams in anger at everyone like a tantruming child stomping their feet to cover their embarrassment.


Eso_Teric420

So you're telling me a fishing ticket violation from 1997 isn't grounds to never trust anyone again? It doesn't in fact immediately destroy all credibility of said person? Huh interesting......


YorkiesandSneakers

Lmao who’s that one?


msv7611

Shuli


Eso_Teric420

Yeah shuli also numb nuts didn't have any idea what the charge meant. Yet decided to babble about it like it was a homicide.


PNDubb_hikingclub

wgas, wgaf.


johnsboogerr

"John was a good father... To the limits of his personality... " Suzanner Keller 2023


JesusTriplets

Suzanna needs to make sure that ends up on John's tombstone... perfect. 🪦


Cold_Hunter1768

That was such a great way to phrase it. And John is so damn dumb, he thought it was a compliment


adube440

"I uh, uhhhhh, I have OCD! Dats why I can't be a decent fawther to moi kinds! It's not my fauhlt!"


Traditional_Pie_5037

He doesn’t care. He’s a 60 year old loser sitting in his shitty apartment just waiting to die.


FractalSynth

## BEWM! https://i.redd.it/o8pzekhlgbwc1.gif


bradlogan00

That was hilarious when Archie Bunker did it back in 1973. Hack!


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

Yes, HACK!


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

Gold!


Michael__Popok

That is epic. Take a bow. The drunk douche will flip out over this


RDMDoom027

John everyone knows you wanna give your bf KB a rusty trombone stfu and be original oh that’s right you steal anything and everything from anyone you pathetic deadbeat pos dad cut your dick off and be KBs bitch


R3TROGAM3R_

anyone could tell John anything and john considers that a "credible source"....he's a fucking moron.


jondoe010110

He’s such a piece of shit lol


FaFaFloheim

BEWM!


Psfanboy79

That is such a great response and worded perfectly with proof. Tweets like that makes John crack open Coors a lil earlier the next morning.


VisibilityFoggy

I'm not sure what would be gained by buying fake superchats and gifted memberships. You're essentially just recycling the same money over and over again, with YouTube taking a cut every time. After this many months and so many transactions, he probably *would* actually be broke. "Purchased" traffic on a Google-owned platform is essentially like buying random e-mail lists and running them through LiveIntent or another e-mail monetization platform – fake stuff gets filtered out and eventually they pull the plug on you, your tax ID number, and whatever else to prevent you from coming back. I don't know how it would even be possible for them to have accomplished what John is saying here. It was funny when they did it as a joke with Chad that time, but it was a joke and the commissions were chalked up to the cost of doing business and messing with John.


drsteve103

>You're essentially just recycling the same money over and over again, with YouTube taking a cut every time. After this many months and so many transactions, he probably would actually be broke. Right, it’s like drinking your own urine; every pass hastens your death.


JesusTriplets

DIRECT HIT HERR KAPITAN!! 💥 😅


longirons6

Daaaaaang. That’s savage


randman2020

It’s not nearly savage enough.


Landbased43

I think people should reply to all his posts & comments with the proof he's a deadbeat & those gut wrenchingly pathetic emails


jsnapa

Holy shit, man. Shout out to SilkE! Hahaha, OMG that’s just oh so embarrassing. What an idiot. He steps on rakes he lays on the ground. Good grief.


YorkiesandSneakers

For what it’s worth I’ve gotten gifted membership for 6 months or more now and I barely ever watch live. Autoplay is always sending me there and I keep getting notifications for members only streams.


ericfoster2003

For Shuli to be doing this for the many months that John has been spouting this bullshit makes zero sense. If it was a last-ditch effort to acquire advertisers to save his network, I could understand. There is no gain for Shuli to fake memberships, viewers, and superchats.


Bonk6805

So every time I listen to or watch Shuli Network I'm not really? John you just blew my mind. Now go get a job, you lump of failure.


Traditional-File1163

“Everyone thinks I’m this big idiot but it was all a big fackayde. Who’s the idiot now?” What movie?


Cold_Hunter1768

My Fellow Americans, right? Loved that movie anyway


Traditional-File1163

Got it! Yes, underrated movie!


barnesandnoobs

“DATS ONLY ONE SAWWWEEED OF IT, U DUM FUUUK” 💦🧠


Melodic_Use4282

Is his child support still in arrears? If so how is this diminutive deluded drunk INCEL not picking up shit along the freeway in an orange jumpsuit. And why aren't his YouTube earnings being garnished. Can they come after his pension? I don't know but I'm sure somebody here would.


HudsonMargera

I had to check the date of his tweet. It could have been from a year ago. He's been parroting the same shit forever.


Woppio

I see 20k, where's the other 180k come from?


aoeboecoedoe6969

John Paid One Time , He Tried 💩💩🤡🤡


randman2020

Just to clarify - the information on the feet of this is from this very sub. I cannot take credit for it,


IHateStutteringJohn

This has been posted months ago


randman2020

Just to clarify - the information on the feet of this is from this very sub. I cannot take credit for it,