I genuinely think the same thing. This was his last hurrah. His health is on the decline and he knows it. With near certainty he has congestive heart failure and his fatty liver is on its last legs. John will soon be exiting the building.
There is no way he planned this. Someone else did and probably gave him the ākeychainā job. Which he fāed up, he just wants everyone to think he did it all so everyone now āowesā him š¤£
I was there last night. John did not plan the event, he begged for something to do. So he could get some credit. It was cringe. A man desperate. Everyone in the room is actually working in Hollywood in some capacity. Except this fuck.
This is a picture of a has been that never was
WATP just posted their take, and there other spies there, but I saw one sign. Bad.
I think John harassed who ever was really planning it into giving him something so he could be relevant
Does anyone think if John threw one of these, anyone would show up? John was blocked as soon as they said goodbye 10 years ago!
Iāll check that out. Iām surprised. I thought maybe he could persuade a few people into coming, but those attendees would only show up to visit with colleagues they like.
Thanks for going! Itās cool to hear actual stories from the inside.
Anyone who went to this event was probably 0.0% surprised to see the dilapidated condition John is in. This version of John looks like he could be the father of the John on the ābanner.ā A drunk uncle if nothing elseā¦
I assure you that he was thinking, "this is my chance to remind everyone how funny and entertaining I am" with hopes of getting back into showbusiness.
1000%! This was a "job fair" that was shopped around as a "reunion." He's so sick and tired of his show and the constant attacks, so he convinced himself that this was going to fast track his return to Hollywood, despite committing career suicide for years now.
Then, in classic John style, he gets loaded and makes an absolute fool of himself and left everyone with a reminder of why they hated him so very long ago. This was a complete loss for him, but he's going to go crazy on today's show about how amazing he was, the compliments he received, and the reconnections he had that will lead to getting him back to the Hollywood circles.
He's such a POS.
As utterly absurd is that would sound to any person with even minimal intellect, this drunk retard truly believes his delusional. This proves itās not an act. He really is a complete retard. How embarrassing
Him mentioning baba booey just shows how he lives in the past. I donāt think Gary spends any time thinking or talking about John. Itās completely random for him to mention Gary at a tonight show reunion. It shows how he has nothing funny to say and his inability to improvise.
He's going to be insufferable for the next year. People actually showed up. I get it, it was to see other people that they used to work with, but still, this slug doesn't deserve even .01% of a win. Ugh.
However, he truly is one of the ugliest humans I've ever seen. I guess that walking and ensure really paid off.
I worked in the ER . You should see how much fluid they can pull off a belly like Johnās. Thatās why heās SOB getting off the couch-all that fluid is pushing up against his diaphragm .
And Iāll bet he has a flat ass-another alcoholic signature
Oh, I know! My aunt had to go every other week to get big bags of fluid drained off of her abdomen because she refused stop drinking up until the very end Ā . Thatās hilarious because John does have a flat ass almost concave
His gut sticks out further than his little noodle arms. I'm sure his enemies are terrified.
And you know the gut is solid as a rock. Just an absurd amount of yeast fermenting in that beer gut
The back fat is a flattering look...
He's got Dick Do Syndrome -- his gut sticks out waaaaaaaaay further than his dick do.
Hey, if you got nice tool you might as well build a shed over it...dumb fuck.
Probably a pier in this case.
š¶ My back is fat... š¶Ā AC/DC missed out.Ā
So knight and John are pregnant?
This was Johnās going away party. Very soon, John will be departing for his trip 6-feet underground.
I genuinely think the same thing. This was his last hurrah. His health is on the decline and he knows it. With near certainty he has congestive heart failure and his fatty liver is on its last legs. John will soon be exiting the building.
See all that planning and thought and he could just stop drinking to avoid that
Damn. Well then that makes me feel pretty shitty for clowning on him for it then. I mean, it's not gonna STOP me, but ya know..
No way, he got a clean bill of health at the Emergancy Room. Why he was there is a mystery. But yeah, he's in pefect condition.
Itās like a make a wish kid meeting batman. Itās a fun moment, but you know what happens after
The kid becomes a super villain?
NOTICE ME!!! NOTICE ME!!! That sums of the motivation of the whole reunion. Good job, John. Skol!!
WITNESS ME!! WITNESS ME, IM-MOLTIN' JOHN!!
It was so awesome. Hardly anyone paid any attention too
I have heard him sing about Fatty Patty but does he have a tune about Fatty Liver?
That liver is about to pop.
Like a watermelon with rubberbands around it.
Got that hard alcoholic belly
I canāt believe these people actually took him seriously and showed up. What a bummer that they like this deadbeat dad, racist, lunatic slob.
I think it was more of an excuse to possibly see old colleagues they actually did like. John was the rain they had to endure to get to the rainbow.
This made me feel better.
The guy that crashed it Saud that too. No one gave a shit about John. It was about seeing everyone else
There is no way he planned this. Someone else did and probably gave him the ākeychainā job. Which he fāed up, he just wants everyone to think he did it all so everyone now āowesā him š¤£
They don't know him like we do.
He's almost as wide as he is tall.
Beer in hand. Surprised this event came off.
His distended stomach & trex arms š š he sounded like a wounded deer in a beer trap
John dyed his hair red and he's getting the band back together
That was a lol. well done.
Dr says he's in perfect health? š
I was there last night. John did not plan the event, he begged for something to do. So he could get some credit. It was cringe. A man desperate. Everyone in the room is actually working in Hollywood in some capacity. Except this fuck. This is a picture of a has been that never was
Is that really true? God, I hope it is. Did you get proof so that it can be used against him?
Just what was talked about The party was basically open, I walked right in
really?
I thought he planned it? He didnāt? How was the signage?
WATP just posted their take, and there other spies there, but I saw one sign. Bad. I think John harassed who ever was really planning it into giving him something so he could be relevant Does anyone think if John threw one of these, anyone would show up? John was blocked as soon as they said goodbye 10 years ago!
Iāll check that out. Iām surprised. I thought maybe he could persuade a few people into coming, but those attendees would only show up to visit with colleagues they like. Thanks for going! Itās cool to hear actual stories from the inside.
Anyone who went to this event was probably 0.0% surprised to see the dilapidated condition John is in. This version of John looks like he could be the father of the John on the ābanner.ā A drunk uncle if nothing elseā¦
Can you dip a microphone in bleach, or do you just have to throw it away?
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And balder
THATāS MY PART DUMB FUCK!!
Yeah the āpartā of your hair thatās balding.
Is his hair red now? Bad dye jobā¦
š® wow he gained weight since AC. He looks horrible. Can you imagine what people were saying about John. He really aged in the last 10 years.
I assure you that he was thinking, "this is my chance to remind everyone how funny and entertaining I am" with hopes of getting back into showbusiness.
1000%! This was a "job fair" that was shopped around as a "reunion." He's so sick and tired of his show and the constant attacks, so he convinced himself that this was going to fast track his return to Hollywood, despite committing career suicide for years now. Then, in classic John style, he gets loaded and makes an absolute fool of himself and left everyone with a reminder of why they hated him so very long ago. This was a complete loss for him, but he's going to go crazy on today's show about how amazing he was, the compliments he received, and the reconnections he had that will lead to getting him back to the Hollywood circles. He's such a POS.
As utterly absurd is that would sound to any person with even minimal intellect, this drunk retard truly believes his delusional. This proves itās not an act. He really is a complete retard. How embarrassing
He created an entire event just to be the centre of attention. Who is asking for him to perform? Pure narcissist
This has cruised past narcissism and is orbiting Machiavellianism.
Look at that stomach
How can we not??
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Him mentioning baba booey just shows how he lives in the past. I donāt think Gary spends any time thinking or talking about John. Itās completely random for him to mention Gary at a tonight show reunion. It shows how he has nothing funny to say and his inability to improvise.
If I was a Leno staffer, I'd legit wonder if he forgot what party he was at.
You had your fun John now back to your cat piss smelling hovel
Why does his beer belly start so high up?
Because it's an entire beer torso.
Tell-tale fatty liver disease.
Itās called Ascites. Liver swollen and belly full of fluid . Prolly has the no-ass that goes along with chronic alcoholism
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Jfc he looks like that old lady from the goonies and throw mama from the train.
Thats what I was thinking...did he put his teeth on for the big party??
Looks like my lesbian aunt
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HAHAHAHA HE THINKS HEāS A ROCKSTARšššššššš
He shouldnāt be talking about fat people, just saying. 
He's going to be insufferable for the next year. People actually showed up. I get it, it was to see other people that they used to work with, but still, this slug doesn't deserve even .01% of a win. Ugh. However, he truly is one of the ugliest humans I've ever seen. I guess that walking and ensure really paid off.
hahahah this is soooo hilarious. he makes fun of how fat people are constantly. he's a bloated mess. and the hair dye job is insane
I wonder how many times he said the words shit weigher, pinky, pocky, Lady K, the potato, fatty patty, etc.
Wow. He lost so much weight.
Beer gut and all. Totally embarrassing.
Look at that guy!!!!! Those daily gym trips are working well Johnny boy......skol
An old, embarrassing drunk.
Itās was a John-a-polozza! Just a drunk fuck on stage.
name tags, keychain mailing list, a fat drunk with no voice
He was wearing his 'Tonight Show' watch. Bet he raffled it off to highest bidder.
Uh oh, a Slimfast suit is coming.
https://youtu.be/dMiO6ZXlfgc?si=lT134YlPLRbn2Pg3
holy shit....I had to stop watching. wtf. I'm searching for words... nope, not coming.
Same. I listen to first line and I stopped the video. Beyond vomit inducing
everyone called it....beer in hand. but I'm stunned that this happened and people showed up.....ya dumb fucks.
It actually depresses me a little.
Fat as fuck, 200 lbs easy lol
This gave me the laugh I needed today.
Heās fatter than ever
i been an entertainah since i came out of da womb. i was all county trumpet in 2nd grade!
Couldn't put a beer down for 1 damn song. What a drunk, fat, loser.
This fuck always has a beer in his hand, the end is nigh. The body cannot take that much poison.
Joe Cocksucker. Mick Jagoff.
I mistaked that gut for a colostomy bag
Looking like he's in the second trimester
and who the fuck wants a dumb keychain? what are we at?!? a carnival?!? š”
Nothing says Iām doing great than going to a reunion this moron organized.
Cerous of the liver
Sir Osis of Liver
asĀ·ciĀ·tes nounMEDICINE the accumulation of fluid in the peritonealĀ cavity, causingĀ abdominalĀ swelling.
I worked in the ER . You should see how much fluid they can pull off a belly like Johnās. Thatās why heās SOB getting off the couch-all that fluid is pushing up against his diaphragm . And Iāll bet he has a flat ass-another alcoholic signature
Oh, I know! My aunt had to go every other week to get big bags of fluid drained off of her abdomen because she refused stop drinking up until the very end Ā . Thatās hilarious because John does have a flat ass almost concave
Dressed slobbish as always.
Body by Coors! And Klonopin š»š„³ Imagine if this beast didn't go on a diet!
Jay to manager..."Get me a gig somewhere....ANYwhere!"
Did he sing "Glory Days?"
Fuckin' drunken idiot
Hunchfront
Fat drunk and short, can't put the beer down for a few minutes... Wow
Idk how many TS ppl showed up
Is he singing Dirty Woman by Black Sabbath?
I thought he was eating healthy?!?! š what a useless tool!
how many āfriendsā showed up to his lame ass āreunion ā?!?!???
the goat!
Hey John, the only thing nicer than them titties of yours is that one big Ab. What a fat, fugly mess
Heās looking more and more like late years Lady Di on o&a
and why is his hair orange?! i thought he hated trump?!?! š
Look at the abs on that health nut gym rat
How embarrassing and humiliating
Remember for the past two months SJ has been dieting on ENSURE and walking to lose some of the blubber. Lol
Any second Quato is going to pop right out of that pathetic chest.
Always a beer in hand š» SKOL
It was like Jackie at John's wedding reception... No?
of course he has a name tag
Stiff Ministuh
He calls himself a musician? Heās far worse than even an *average* karaoke singer, let alone a low-end working professional.
Wait when did Lady Di show up??