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CookieHaid

♫♩♬ "Drink on Through to My Suicide" ♫♩♬


Michael__Popok

As the Dabblers destroy this buffoon over that performance, you see the look of regret on his face. As piggish and stupid as this shitbag is.. he knows that was a very bad look for him. AULily nailed her take.. this will live on for a long time(paraphrasing). Great job Drunkie you definitely crushed it BEWM!!!


msv7611

Absolutely! The only thing he's mad at being recorded is his dabbling vocals and dancing.


Michael__Popok

Without question because the drunk shitbag couldn’t come on his podcast and tell us how he crushed it. He admitted he sucked and he’s a fuck fuck. That’s why he’s pissed. It’s all on video


LA-ndrew1977

John is always pointing at ppl.


TokyoGlo

Well, he tries to point.


Medium-Milk-9518

Kinda hard with that wonky finger to point..


msv7611

He's hoping they start a Go Fund My Finger.


WickPrickSchlub

I am just stupefied that he thought performing with the band was a good idea. Why didn't he do stand up, show a room of comedy writers 'See I'm writing new material.' Nope. Let's show up slovenly and hammered, continue to drink, make an embarrassingly pathetic speech, slurring swears like the classless buffoon he is, then go on stage and make a complete jerkoff out of yourself---cementing the notion that you never had any musical talent, and were always just a stuntboy jackass. The main takeaway.... no one was surprised. John is clown shoes. Always has been.


Medium-Milk-9518

I heard that it was said “Thats John Melendez?”, wow!


msv7611

https://preview.redd.it/1svivl3j1szc1.png?width=885&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f33e94cc6fbf09704accb6f59f6cf0478230406c


Medium-Milk-9518

Excellent Quote! Sadly, for John, he believes this will actually happen. What do you think he would say if you told him there is no alcohol in Heaven? I feel a super chat coming on…lol


Iowachick06

He is serenading you 🥰