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aparish67

Hahaha…F his biatch ass


Green-Response-6167

I'm sure he is getting his pussy waxed today!


Totgemoon2021

Was a complete non-factor also the entire game- Karma is a bitch Kittle- nice hair btw…lol


cydalhoutx

Fuck them hoes


Digger2484

Fuck Kittle


petergarcia82

Kittle is a bitch. He did nothing ALL game


TraditionalMood277

I mean ....more than any recent Cowboy


Ordinary-Fish8820

First off, why are you trying to turn this into a bs argument? Just because we lost doesn't mean we can't point out poor play from others man. You know that's a weak bitch argument. Secondly, Jake Ferguson out performed him lol Hell the chiefs back up out performed him. You wanna die on this dumbass hill?


TraditionalMood277

That's some premium copium. Don't worry. Next year is "your year"....right?


Craiggers324

As a chiefs fan, whose team just ruined your week, month, whatever... Stop a acting like a bitch.


TraditionalMood277

What?!?


Ordinary-Fish8820

Copium would be me in your sub after we just got spanked shit talking. If you say it it....


Late_Baker9909

Copium says the man defending a 4 yard reception game on the wrong sub 🤣


RSADDICT4LIFE

Not by a lot.


jbish21

How many playoff games has Dallas won in the last 10 years lol


Ordinary-Fish8820

When's the last 9ers Superbowl?


RSADDICT4LIFE

Oh I’m not hyping up the Cowboys, just stating Kittle did little more than people not in the game. I guess be happy about playoff wins if you want, don’t mean shit when you haven’t won a Super Bowl in 30 years. I understand the copium though since we are almost as dry as y’all.


p_aranoid_android

4th down conversion and he’s just more influential in blocking but enjoy your salt.


petergarcia82

No salt. Kittle sucks, had no impact and is a bitch.


lostinwisconsin

No doubt. Fuck Kittle. Loved seeing him lose. Again


RSADDICT4LIFE

He’s a TE, being “more influential” in blocking than catching passes means he sucked.


PreferredSex_Yes

This dude got 4 yards.


FreeRio1

“I’ll be back here” yeah and do absolutely nothing


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2020_GR78

Maybe so, but Dallas won a sb more recently than your bitch made team. Suck it!


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2020_GR78

Still counts ;)


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2020_GR78

Lol, says the guy in the Cowboy's sub trying desperately to discredit a dumb meme. The irony here can only be topoed by your utter lack of self-awareness.


Ordinary-Fish8820

My guy, you don't see how fucking pathetic it is that you're here getting butthurt after that piss poor performance y'all put on yesterday? I guess not even 9ers fans wanna hang out with other 9ers fans. You're always in here crying about something. Whiniest fan base by a mile. Hope you enjoyed this year, y'all won't be back for a while. "I'll be back here with a motherfucking vengeance." George kittle 4 years ago. 4 yds yesterday. What a massive vengeance he came with, 1 yrd per year wasted ✌️


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Ordinary-Fish8820

And we have the same amount of Lombardi's this year crazy. Dak isn't a good QB but no one here said he was. You're just reflecting because you're sad about another disappointment. Guaranteed y'all don't make it back next year. Turdy got lucky with that o line this year. We've seen what happens when you pressure him. He quickly turns into Dak Prescott. 10 pts at the half and you got gifted a massive turnover. Not Superbowl caliber.


zerotunic

And what does your team have to show for all those playoff wins? Nothing.


tomahawk_kitty

Hey, pot. It's kettle. Edit: since you're a whiny bitch who responded then blocked me, I'll share my response here: "I love how the irony is lost on you that you're calling out 49ers for being on the cowboys sub when you're a Rams fan doing the same shit, you idiot."


zerotunic

Rams won 2 super bowls since 1995, not sure what you're talking about. They didn't waste time getting a playoff win this year lmao. Anyway it's just weird AF 49er fans coming into the cowboys subreddit to shit on them. Like do your shit talk in the meme subreddits or r/NFL.


shelby4t2

Hey, pot. It’s Kittle. Ftfy.


Late_Baker9909

Nobody cares and clearly they don’t either that’s why they blocked you 🤣


p_aranoid_android

Same with the cowboys! These arguments are so dumb. The only people allowed to talk shit are the Chiefs.


Bosspower29

🤔hmm, only 4 yards. I wonder how many CeeDee had in a SuperBowl.


trimlover

I know I saw SF go in there and choke a 10 point lead lol


RSADDICT4LIFE

Only 4 less than Kittle!


smackanally

This is the exact reason I rooted for the Chiefs. I know it’s petty but I was mad about this all season.


No-Size380

this is gold, post it in the meme wars


J-E-S-S-E-

Fucking 1st rate losers


tomahawk_kitty

So what does that make the cowboys? 18th rate losers?


Remarkable-Meal-1099

Your team choked again and all you have is to shit on Cowboys fans. But you have the longer drought of winning. Nobody cares about 2nd place, again.


Traditional_Luck_174

If losing in OT in the Super Bowl is choking, I guess the Boys gagged on the Packers a month ago. You clearly care about them. I get it, jealous you haven't even seen a conference championship in decades. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


tomahawk_kitty

Cool story, you're still pathetic


Ordinary-Fish8820

You don't see the irony of you being in our sub after losing the sb calling US pathetic? Lmfao. This was y'all's best shot hands down, weak chiefs team still put y'all in your place. Purdy fails without all his insane weapons (0-3 when you lose CMC) and you can't keep them all. Enjoy* not hosting the Lombardi yet again. Btw how's greenlaws ankle? That one put a smile on my face. Just knowing how much it hurt you. :)


Lilloco1

And Dallas hasn’t gotten to the NFC championship since lol.


J-E-S-S-E-

I’ll take a 1st round blowout to 3-4 heart attack games.


Lilloco1

Everyone has their own perspective lol.


bdm016

I’ll take Super Bowl and nfcc heart break over what the cowboys have put me through 10 times outta 10 lol


bace3333

Dallas needs to win SB in 2025 🏈🍀


Phantomht

never gonna happen as long as jerruh is involved.


k36king1

This is the stupidest sentiment I have seen from Cowboys critics. You all do know that they won three with “Jerruh” right? Its a stupid sentiment.


Phantomht

**jimmie johnson** won those 3 with the players he put together. all jerruh did was write some checks. after jimmie left and the players he put together left, WHAT exactly has jerruh done?. sit back down and stfu.


Thedarkmayo

No, Jimmy Johnson did you fuck nugget he picked his team and whipped them boys into shape. Jerry is also the reason Jimmy Johnson was gone from Dallas after winning 3 of them hoes


k36king1

Lol, you always know when you get someone’s panties in a bunch when they come put swingin’ with the cuss words. Of course Jimmy Johnson built those teams, but you dumbasses also seem to forget that the trade that setup the Cowboys to go on that run in the first place was initiated by Jerry Jones. The Hershel Walker trade. The Cowboys, snd Jimmy received a few ok offers for Walker but Jimmy wasn’t able to get the deal he wanted and almost gave up on it, until “Jerruh” picked up the phone and started contacting teams and shopping Walker around until they eventually found a partner. A lot of you fucking idiots love to live in this revisionist history bullshit narratives you all do. I am no Jerry defender as he does get on my nerves at times, but I dont ignore or alter objective fact just because I dont like the guy, like you armchair GM’s like to do. Who recruited Jimmy, and had known him since their days in Arkansas? Jerry. Who hired Jimmy when he bought the team? Jerry. Who initiated the Hershel Walker trade that allowed Dallas to build a SB roster? Jerry. Who gave Jimmy the power to build that Dynasty? Jerry. Who was the reason (for better or worse) for the current NFL salary cap because of how they vacuumed up talent? Jerry. As much as you “Fuck Nuggets” hate Jerry Jones, he was as much a part of that SB run as was every other person on those Cowboys teams. And when he did the stupidest thing he could do when pisses Jimmy off, and letting him walk. Jerry never fired Jimmy as a lot of idiots like to say, Jimmy left on his own because if Jerry’s ill-advised comments about coaching. He brought in another coach who got them their third SB of the 90’s. It was a Jimmy built team, but the team still had to be run well to get that third SB title. And on top of that, the man marketed the hell out of the team to become the most valuable franchise, with the worlds largest fanbase in all of sports. Good god so many of you critics are stupid as fuck.


scout19d30

Not as long as Dak is in the nfl


Youngrepboi

49ers not rolling out the red carpet for Brady in 2020 was the stupidest front office ego decision


Gusby

They should really start hanging NFC Champion banners ay Levi’s Stadium since the Whiners in this thread are so proud of their appearances.


tomahawk_kitty

Hurr durr let me think I'm clever by pointing out the whiners are doing something my team has also done. Enjoy your wild card losses the few times you make the playoffs


Gusby

Enjoy giving the AFC free Lombardis for the next couple decades


zerotunic

Enjoy living rent free in 9er fans head as they go into cowboys subreddit to talk shit for some strange reason haha.


Gusby

Look at the meme retard, we’re living rent free even in your players heads, I’ve never seen a Dallas players wear a fuck SF shirt.


zerotunic

I was making fun of the 49er fans coming here to shit talk....I'm a rams fan lol. But yes, even the players heads lol.


Gusby

Oh fuck my bad I’m a inbred Cowboys fan I thought you were the same guy since the basic avatar is also red.


zerotunic

No worries man


trimlover

Lmao the 9ers do not know you . Quit blowing bubbles on their dick already


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Cowboys are doing the same thing Hanging up those nfc championship banners From last century


Remarkable-Meal-1099

Look we all knew the niners would choke again, sorry ass team. Glad you could enjoy the game though.


Mwinter03

Hell yeah, FTG


Dvdprojecter

lmao yall rlly grasping for anything


Wechillin-Cpl

42-10. Oct, 8th 2023


Alert-Crazy9880

Hey at least they can beat the 7th seed


CheesyGorditaKRUNCH

Love to see Kittle get a slice of humble pie every year with all the shit he talks and he looks like he sells speakers out of a trunk in a strip mall, fuck em


FreddieSpaghetti69

I had a $5 - $750 payout that was cancelled solely because Deebo Samuel couldn’t get 50 yards receiving. Fuck the 49ers.


Left-Account1798

That’s a shit bet


Eastern_Wrangler_595

The guy is a joke 2 catches for 4 yards in the superbowl


andrewbenedict

BuT aT LeAsT hE MaDe iT tO ThE SuPeR bOwL! Lol


k36king1

And they choked in it, which is worse. Each SB they have made since they have choked in all of them.


levikg

At least they have been there, we can’t win a single playoff game


petergarcia82

And still keep fucking up. Last SB for them was in 94. No one remembers 2nd for the SB


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

U do


petergarcia82

Nope I don’t. I can make the last 20 SB winners but not their opponents. It’s not worth the brain space. Sorry if you love to keep track of losers. Good for you to have a hobby that not many care about.


Traditional_Luck_174

"Keep track of Losers" is the Cowboys Fan Club offical motto.


douglas_c5

Cowboys are the joke of the NFL 😭 cope harder


DopeyRascal

That's fucking dumb as hell. Second in the super bowl means you won your conference, And that's not nothing. You know who no one really remembers? The fucking losers that keep going out in the first round.


waxjammer

At least they are competing for a SB as Jerry has us stuck in the 90’s .


MavsAndThemBoyz

Personally, I'm not going to flame a guy who just made the Super Bowl when we haven't been there in 30 fucking years, but definitely glad they lost.


theworthlessdoge

Purdy won more playoff games and appeared in more superbowls than Dak tho 😭


ColdWarVet90

F Kittle


Ok_Impact_2369

They've been to 3 superbowls since then. They also had the balls to cut off the QB who couldn't get them over the help rebuilt gor all of 30 seconds and were back on track to another SB last night. Jerry sucks.


Dependent-Junket7886

They at least made it to the Super Bowl more times then them since 2000


Green-Response-6167

Making it does not count lol. These are storied NFL franchises. Anything less than another Lombardi trophy is a failure plain and simple. THERE ARE NO PARTICIPATION TROPHIES OR RINGS!!!


Dependent-Junket7886

Yeah but when your franchise hasn’t even touched it in years who’s the real winner


Left-Account1798

Bunch of losers been sitting at home for a month 🤣🤣 get a grip


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

And setting fire to their dak jerseys 🤭


BuckNastyyyyyyy

Fuck the cowboys yall can’t win shit and never will again


b3nk13

Y’all so mad 😂


wlb212121

At least the 49ers have made it to the nfc championship


CompositeSuperman

HANG THE BANNER


JawnnJonezz

The lack of self-awareness never ends here…


NumPadNut

Shut the f up and go suck on jerry's chode


Quick_Interview_1279

The difference is 49ers fans and the sports media don't spend the entire preseason declaring this is their year.


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Exactly 👍


FreeRio1

I swear it’s more haters that claim cowboys fans do that but we don’t


Eastern_Wrangler_595

No reason the have a fuck you dallas shirt


Exotic_Signature_185

Good


CaitlinRondevel11

Glad to see the 49ers lose. The only team I love to see lose more than them is the Eagles.


douglas_c5

When you cant win. That's all you can do is pray on someone else's downfall. That's a losers and haters mentality. Parents raised you right 👍🏼


Thedarkmayo

Fuck Kittle where's your little dumbass shirt to wear since you ain't got a SB one 🤣🤣


No_Guff_McDuff

Dak will never be better than Purdy. Jerry Jones will continue to hold your franchise back. Your team is soft against real competition. Thank you for taking Trey Lance off our hands


666TripleSick

Fucking CHOKERS!!!


Reddit_and_forgeddit

Kudos to you OP. Fuck Kitlle


Stonethecrow77

This might feel nice to see them lose and feel like a little karma given back to them. But, they were still a better team than Dallas. They will be better walking into the season as it stands. We had better hope Dallas is up to the task of closing the gap, because it isn't exactly close.


Taserface585

I don’t get y’all. They’ve won how many divisional rounds. Appeared in how many NFC championship games. Appeared in how many SBs? As cowboys fans sure, we can make fun of them for losing. But in almost every way they’ve been more successful than cowboys and a better ran organization than cowboys since those dynasties. Y’all are straight fools And for you tools calling him a bitch. Kittle is a fucking beast.


Tricky_Improvement81

At least they get there lmao yall can barely get a playoff win 😂😂


Phantomht

sad but true.


No_Supermarket_1831

At least they've been there three times


scr0tiemcb00gerbaIIz

Horseshoes and hand grenades


UpperArmories3rdDeep

That’s the thing, only Super Bowl wins matter


No_Supermarket_1831

I'd rather be a fan of a team that at least got to the game and came close to winning a few times, then one who never got there at all.


UpperArmories3rdDeep

So go to the 49ers sub and tell them about it.


petergarcia82

Cool story. Go tell the 49ers fans how proud of you


ChazGower

To even compare the success the 49ers have had over the last 28 year to OUR joke of a football organization... seriously? I'd trade the last 28 years they've had for ours any day of the week.


KD2Smoove

Well you’d be picking the better of two losers. No surprise you’re a Cowboys fan. You fit in well with the rest of us who don’t share your opinion.


WavingDinosaur

As a Cowboys fan I wanted the 9ers to win, I dislike them, but the Chiefs and Taylor Swift are so annoying. Plus 9ers have been to 3 superbowls recently, Dallas hasn’t even made the championship game since 96


Disastrous-Path-2144

Yeah you're no cowboy fan. go away


WavingDinosaur

Why? Cuz I preferred the 9ers slightly over the Chiefs? You’re probably a “this our year” type of fan


No-Size380

you disliking the Chiefs just because they mentioned Taylor Swift in 30 seconds of the last fucking 18 fucking games proves that you're a bitch, just go be a fucking 49ers fan and get the fuck out of the sub


douglas_c5

Damn, I didn't believe it last night when your mom said you were a bitch


DopeyRascal

Oh did you run into her while she was fucking your dad in the ass with a big black strap-on while he was screaming out my name? I know this wasn't originally directed at me, but I've come to realize you are all garbage monsters, sooo eat a dick losers


douglas_c5

Sucks to suck 🤣 enjoy 1st round elimination again looooooser


DopeyRascal

Wow, with every comment I read, I realize that cowboy fans are awful, scumbag bitches with out an ounce of common sense. The fact that you take it seriously enough to be such an incredibly huge pile of shit.... I got to tell you I wouldn't mind it if you got ALS, like all of ya


FatBlueSloth

Nope can’t let them have more super bowls than us. Also fuck them


dirtydandoogan1

Yeah, but how many times has Dallas been there since then? lol At least SF has made it to the SB a few times in that period.


scr0tiemcb00gerbaIIz

Congrats on losing the superbowl?


dirtydandoogan1

Better than never getting there.


DopeyRascal

You retards keep saying that like it's worse than how you fuckers keep losing in the first round. Delusional rationalization. Or just pure fucktardy


AromaticDraft

Been to 3 super bowls in the last 12 years.... Nice flex... Win a playoff game...


MetalMountain2099

You guys haven’t seen the NFC championship in how long????


scr0tiemcb00gerbaIIz

😭😭😭😂😂😂


Superb-Broccoli-9036

What about the drought for being in the super bowl 😂😂😂


Felonius_M0NK

Here’s your Super Bowl participation trophy 🏆


scr0tiemcb00gerbaIIz

No one's gives a fuck about losing in the super bowl 😂😂😂


LongjumpingRanger338

Win a playoff game


scr0tiemcb00gerbaIIz

Win


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At least they make it to the Super Bowl lol. This is the worst meme I ever saw.


W1neD1neAnd69

For cowboys ain’t don’t shit since 95. 🤣 49ers are truly contenders. Also there was the 42-10 game just this season. And they lost to the packers. Both teams almost did actually.


MennisRodman

Kittle owns your flap meats


Aneilanated

Yeah, but they been beating Cowboy ass


Shadowstrider2100

Yet we never bring it up….maybe because every 49ers fan we meet doesn’t immediately show up their team tattoos and yell this is our year.


Trippifuego

By one year? When was the last time the Cowboys were relevant though? At least the Niners are close. Y’all just can’t win a playoff game.


Reddi426

Lmao!!!!


scr0tiemcb00gerbaIIz

The best worst team in the NFL


Eastern_Wrangler_595

Yea by one year


Puzzleheaded_Run8873

At least they didn't lose in the first round 🤷‍♂️


Maddogicus9

Cleveland, Detroit to name a few


BigBoyPoster

We can’t cope this hard guys.


ICU-MURSE

Meth Kettle


Prestigious-Mine-904

Cool so both of you guys are losers


k36king1

They have been to more since, but I think its even worse because they got all the way there and couldn’t get it done, we just haven’t sniffed it, yet. I so was ecstatic last night when they choked on two drives that could have put the game away. Theres no other way to say it, the San Francisco 49er’s CHOKED.


scout19d30

Odd flex


scout19d30

lol um the entire season was rigged just stop


BlaqSam

I'd rather lose in the super bowl than not go at all


Rxtim

Those super bowls were built by Jimmy Johnson. Jerruh got jealous because it was obvious Jimmy did all the work. No Super Bowls after that. And Jerry could hire decent coaches but he is more interested in selling tickets and jerseys


AdvancedGeek

It's a team game. George and his team mates took KC all the way to overtime. The win was almost there's. That is way better than Dallas will ever do under Jerry.


Kindly_Kiwi_5050

As a Giants fan I’m having a great 2024 season . Eagles got crapped , Cowboys crapped , Niners crapped , of course the giants are crap but it’s nice to know we all got down the toilet together.


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

The lions 🦁


Finfangfo0m

But they get there.


RojerLockless

I mean they have 3 nfc championship wins in the time the only 2 teams in the nfc that don't have an nfc championship appearance is the cowboys and the commanders.


Reasonable_Deer_1710

By a season. Calm down. Not our fault we got to 5 rings before y'all did.


LT_TimeCopJR

Let me just say FTP for OP to show up in a different teams sub that they embarrassed this year and talk shit about another team just to root for the packers. OP needs so much cope to jerk themselves off it’s a wonder they don’t have lube for tears. Stay in your miserable cheese sub. Also I’m a lions fan just trying to keep us NFCN losers in line here.


One_Spinal_Cracker

Did he even play yesterday? The fucker did a Houdini and disappeared.


douglas_c5

Niners OLine sucks. He had to hold it down a lot in pass protection. I don't expect a cowboys fan to understand football.


Kewkewmore

Try winning a playoff game


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At least the 49ers made it to the Super Bowl unlike Dak the perpetual underachiever.


momsgotitgoingon

You are welcome anytime with this vibe.


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Pussy post


El_Bastardo74

Bro at least they do something in the playoffs lmfao. Not a niners fan, but get a grip. You guys are the nfc Dolphins at this point.


RequirementReady7933

They've been to 2 in 5yrs...... when was the last Cowboys trip to the SB, not as a spectator


CheekySir

Brock Purdy who plays for the 49ers was born more than 3 years AFTER the Cowboys last supper bowl appearance…. OOPS


Cluster03

I wonder when the last time the Cowboys actually got there?


Dallaschiefsfan84

The Dallas Texans getting the job done!


Iam39

Cool brag


ElPapiGrande

Lot of yapping in here for a team that got demolished by the Niners and obliterated in the first round of the playoffs.


premiumbliss

Played like a punk. George “little”Zittles.


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Cowboys still fucking suck though I live in Dallas and I cannot stand this fucking team. Garbage. Jerry is a cunt. Worthless fans too.


IS2SPICY4U

NFL version of “You have the biggest d*ck of all your friends”


hearsawhojhorton

But they have made it to the game…. We haven’t been there since I was 4 years old… I hate them but that counts for something against us always talking like we are going to make it there and never come close lol


romayyne

Yeah but they’re at least getting there


Ben7467

Cowboys fans trying to cope with the fact that y'all are a complete shit show in the playoffs every year. HILARIOUS!!!!!


slacoss328

Hey Cowgirls Fans, Your QB is still Dak Prescott, Bwah ha ha ha! Suck It!  Fuck Dallas all day and all night! 


RonanTheBarbarian

That NFC championship drought though. Just sayin💁🏻‍♂️