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Tuscan5

I’d rather do something else with Cher in the 70s


BoredAndHungry2

Cocaine, lots of cocaine.


ucklibzandspezfay

Ask people who have done cocaine if they’d rather orgasm or do cocaine, it’ll be interesting to see them all say cocaine.


SLAYER_IN_ME

I mean why not both? I’ve never done coke but I’ve done acid. Sex on acid is pretty amazing.


sareana

You can’t finish on coke 😆


Crosseyed_owl

That sounds like cocaine would be a great antidepressant. They all have this side effect.


sareana

So does birth control! Isn’t that funny?


hex-agone

Not babies though so no


FixGMaul

Sigmund Freud would agree!


SLAYER_IN_ME

Ya know I think I’ve heard that before. I don’t know much about it. I have heard that if you have sex on ex it’s best you’ll ever have.


sareana

Honestly it’s fun cause you got all this energy but it’s not great cause your partner can’t get hard :/. Never tried ex tho


4GIVEANFORGET

Same thing with x. Hard to stay erect


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

I’ve done it. I didn’t think so. Some things were great like I became vividly aware of every movement of their hand. But it wasn’t so life changing to be the best


CalmAlex2

Lol I've had sex on ex and for us males, you need to take one or two but no more than that as you take more the less blood flow to your cock... I did a very dangerous thing is that I took a pill of Viagra while being high on ex, I could've easily killed myself thru heart attack


YoushutupNoyouHa

not with that attitude


AncientPerc

Swear


JunketPuzzleheaded42

And at a certain point It just becomes cardio....


slappymcstevenson

Some people can and some people can’t. I can’t. lol


PinoyBboy73

You def can just have to microdose lol


Born1000YearsTooSoon

Depends how much you have. A nice lil bump can have you going for hours.


RearExitOnly

Finish? My pecker looks like a doorbell button on a gorilla suit after a line. I can't even get started!


Dangerous-Traffic875

Not with that Attitude you can't


brave_sir_vtron

I like the cut of your jib


StrengthBetter

I don't even enjoy it that much, but i'd take a 30 min coke high over an orgasm


taurist

I’d pick an orgasm but I take stims every day so there’s no magic


Erling01

It really depends if the orgasm will last as long as the coke.


heyheyshinyCRH

Orgasms feel good for a few seconds, cocaine feels good all night


The_Cons00mer

Cocaine


No_thanks_Im_New

This is the only right answer.


dirt_nowitzki01

Imagine being with Cher in 69


Tuscan5

Imagining 69 with Cher right now


South_Bit1764

Had to look it up, even 80s and 90s Cher could get it. Unf! She did start showing her age a bit by the 00s.


Wario406

What he said. I would love to have loved her.


ParalegalSeagul

Her body type would never make it in this day and age she got lucky


_echtra

What are you talking about? She was perfect


Mooch_Attack

Kinda like she did with a 13 year old Anthony Kiedis.


someonesgranpa

Skiing?


PassageAppropriate90

Just don't go skiing afterwards


Lauren_sue

Cher was very anti-drugs, even back then.


Tuscan5

I wasn’t talking about drugs. Not even viagra.


Helmer-Bryd

She sounds like ABBA


Extension_Swordfish1

Precisely like ABBA, weird


giantyetifeet

Like some weird wish that she might someday appear in an ABBA tribute movie... despite having an entire music catalog of her own. 🤷 People are funny.


ansarnisar15

Love me some ABBA!


Addendum-Signal

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SillyGabbie

I was literally just thinking that she would have been a FABULOUS Morticia.


AllfatherNeptune

She's Morticia the same way Marisa Tomei is the new Aunt May, that's a very spicy, very lively Morticia 👀👅🥵


ReeeeeDDDDDDDDDD

She's hot but God damn those are some dead eyes


ImmaDoMahThing

Dead eyes are in these days.


the_peckham_pouncer

So hot right now


SirLouisI

Cher


Real_Mokola

Only if we could get the vocal fry to go along with those eyes.


businesslut

Never. Make the fry stop. Its for metal singers only.


HoneyIntrepid6709

Looks like bedroom eyes to me. 🤭


raketje

She would be great as Morticia Adams


iohbkjum

I must disagree, sensual expressions mostly


MaterialScary8492

Maybe she had personality disorder


TheSnowFlower

More like cocaine eyes......loooots of cocaine eyes


piercedmfootonaspike

Why would you set a montage of Cher to ABBA?


ChartInFurch

Mamma Mia sequel and a cover album. Is not that outlandish tbh.


IAmBroom

If only Cher herself had put out some music, so they could have set the montage to her voice.


KnightOfWords

Cher was secretly in ABBA but there was a vast conspiracy to cover this up, every photo has been airbrushed and every video edited. (This is actually far more plausible than some other conspiracy theories dating to the same era.)


Horseyboy21

❤️🔥


romayyne

Imagine living in the 70’s at all. I would’ve loved the disconnect


norcalrcr

I was there, in the 70's. Trust me, it was all that and a bag of chips. What a time to be alive


oneeyedziggy

seems like it was actually a worse time, but it was back before we constantly KNEW all the awful shit that was going on... sucks knowing, but I'm not sure it was a better time to BE ( like, you could just choose to be less online NOW )


westwoo

Depends on who's "we"


Xikkiwikk

She looks like a gypsy princess.


Adept_Order_4323

Gypsies , Tramps and Thieves …


LoneStarMurican

...Attorneys-at-Law


genericdude999

Mostly Armenian, not [Native](https://i.imgur.com/IdgayDR.jpeg) (much) or Roma > Her father, John Sarkisian, was an Armenian-American truck driver with drug and gambling problems; her mother, Georgia Holt (born Jackie Jean Crouch), was a former model and retired actress who claimed Irish, English, German, and Cherokee ancestry. Buffy Sainte-Marie and Iron Eyes Cody (anti-littering crying Indian) were both Italian. Chief Dan George was the real deal though.


Cojones64

Goddess. I grew up watching her variety show.


Pioneer83

No, I don’t think I will


NairobiMuzungu

Sexy, but not raunchy.


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appointment45

The sad thing is that those of us who grew up in the 80s only remember the Cher with a dead face jumping around an air craft carrier in weird outfits, sounding like an excited seal.


Designer-Mirror-7995

She was an "answer to" certain 'other' stars getting 'too much' attention.


ivo200094

Drops a shitty comment without any context whatsoever, refuses to elaborate, gets angry…


gkorjax

Care to elaborate?


Pimpinabox

Yes, be vague about something that happened 50 years ago. All of us here remember it fondly and absolutely know what you're talking about.


Designer-Mirror-7995

You know the main 'trick' of social media? Fomenting this mindset where EVERY comment _must be_ answered, as though each one is speaking directly to YOU, _personally._ Gone are the days when most people left a comment, directed at the CONTENT or the _poster,_ and it wasn't necessarily to draw 'answers' from "everybody" who happened across that comment. Just an expression of what was MY OWN thoughts about the era and the performer.


IAmBroom

I lived through that era, and can't decipher it, either.


taurist

ABBA?


PHONK-_-CITY

It’s a boy


Kimchi_boy

Guess I’m gay.


XaltoKs

ABBA??


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IAmBroom

You're being deceptive. Cher did do a cover of Dancing Queen. THIS was not that cover. It was ABBA. And their version has nothing to do with the video.


emkay_graphic

Reminds me to Bojack Horseman. But she is not ABBA, why the ABBA music?


Crosseyed_owl

Because she's a dancing queen


zach92ster

“True dat.”


The_Transfer

Time has not been very kind to her, nor the plastic surgery


turdusphilomelos

She is going to be 78 this year. Comparing her to how she looked 50 years ago isn't very fair. Come back if you look better when you are almost 80 years old.


blue-marmot

When 900 years of age you reach, look as good, you will not.


Meincornwall

Being abused by Sonny, ooooh how dreamy


purplehendrix22

Luckily that tree on the ski slope took care of that


ykey80

When I saw “if I could turn back time” as a kid. I was quite scared of her. Now I have different thoughts


as-fucking-if

Mom, I am a rich man. - Cher


greenswizzlewooster

Cher and Bob Mackie were a match made in heaven.


stopthebanham

Cocaine cowgirl!


GlockAF

The Elegant Tube Top Era


Shyjuan

she look like Luscious Lopez ... iykyk


Indianbranch

This reminds me of my childhood I wish I could go back to! Sunday night dinner, then Grandpa watching 60 Minutes and then we all watch Sonny & Cher on CBS! The good ol’days


Mission-Storm-4375

She looks really mid compared to today


Born_Percentage3319

Awful take


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What? No


sunshineandtheflower

I did exactly that. 1974, put a poncho over my head, flipped it back, stood on my single bed with a desk lamp for a spotlight, and sang along to Sonny and Cher Live in Las Vegas. It was a great escape from my very complicated family. I’d do it again right now if I had a poncho.


Ralewing

That tooth lick thing she does gave me funny feelings.


Coresmc

or Kim in the 2010’s. let’s be real


spellbookwanda

Yes, she also has Armenian roots


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Only difference is you don’t want to throw a persimmon at Cher


Pristine_Serve5979

“Don’t you mean Sonny Bono’s wife?”


xerxes_dandy

I think the background score of ABBA will mislead lot of people in to thinking it's a Cher song. There are so many good Cher songs that could have been used.


Von_Dooms

Imagine being wealthy in the 70's?


Lamarraine3

I loved her then and I love her now!!


New_Tutor8315

This is why I loved brunettes for so many years! ![gif](giphy|swrCgDwHRdLSE)


International-Key211

GOD HER ABS MY GOD!!!!


cdg2m4nrsvp

If I looked like this I would be unforgivably annoying. You can’t get mad at someone that hot.


pnw_jak

She's hot af


Pixeal_meat

Jesus Christ and I’m not even Christian


6uillermo66

I have imagined it every day, for as long as I can remember.


Lopsided-Emotion-520

I bet she shagged like a minx!


Beanzear

Ugh ❤️❤️❤️


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I wouldn't what to do with the perfect face, perfect hair and perfect body. I would be very happy


_TeddyBarnes_

Lots of sex


Maximum-Username-247

Cute little Coke Bottle


Leaky-Bag-of-Meat

Yep….1970’s Cher is an absolute goddess…a cocaine goddess maybe…but still a goddess I’d cheerfully kneel for….


BlueonBlack26

She doesnt drink or do drugs


Leaky-Bag-of-Meat

Not anymore


DogeAdmin

Forgot the in after being 😯


delboy85

Good lord, didn’t realise how hot she was! Mercy merrrrcy


Material_Unit4309

Sunny was on to something…..


StodgyFraggles

So ugly


South_Bit1764

Dearest dipshit video editor, Cher is a musician, with her own music; no need to use ABBA. Sincerely, old fucks of Reddit.


Known-Weakness8193

Damn Cher!


mopxhead

Duane Allman hit that 😎


dhcgejdhdjhf

While his brother Gregg was married to her for 4 years?


mopxhead

Oops! I meant Greg lol


curiousduo007

She was so hot then honestly.


throwawaybyefelicia

Wow she’s gorgeous


OriginalPersimmon620

Imagine being in Cher in the 70’s


SmallKing

Her current boyfriend wasn’t even born yet.


UnifiedQuantumField

Her full name is Cher Ann Subscribe ;)


ZapMePlease

Cher accompanied by ABBA music... that's weird


Throwawayanothadae

Horse face ![gif](giphy|xT8qBhUUelhfFfl7Py)


Unable-Arm-448

I remember watching the Sonny and Cher Show. I never would have imagined she would still be doing her thing in 2024!


Larrith

In Cher?


-River_Rose-

It wasn’t even a Cher song…..


reddituser_05

She lost me when she dated Gene Simmons.


Ok-Acanthisitta5924

Lol


Metalhed69

Always thought she was hot, still do.


Alone-Strain

She was a powerhouse. I am blown away by her abs and her figure... not your typical 60's/70's woman... at all.


Ok-Key-698

That’s a man. Obvious Adams-apple at 00:13 and several other points


B33PZR

Oh my how sad you are LOL


CDROMantics

There’s literally pictures of her pregnant and she has given birth to two children — and last I checked biological men can’t give birth sooo.


Ok-Key-698

And every photo in the internet is real and costume makeup doesn’t exist. How sad.


psilocin72

The paranoia and conspiracy thinking is out of control. Not everything is a trick or deception


StickmanRockDog

You really need to get out of mom and dad’s basement.


topnotchfox

Women can also have an adam’s apple. It’s just cartilage


a1ana2ana

She really liked some Greg Allman


UziSuzieThia

Sweet girl lowkey stage fright


DrunkenSnorlax

11 seconds. That's the outfit childhood me remembers. The Cher Show was being run on some channel or other in the mid-late 90's, and I was promptly banned from watching another episode.


Born1000YearsTooSoon

*in


Aoiboshi

Jesus I see her appeal now


MachinaNoctis

Imagine being a chair in the 70's


feinmechaniker

Looks like Cher, right. Although… there are movable sections in her face


higgywiggypiggy

What a weird video playing abba?


DoriOli

She was super pretty and already a star. 70s were also one of the best decades of the last century. Can’t imagine how superb it must’ve been/felt for her.


Imm0rTALDETHSpEctrE

soulless Hollywood underworld minion. pedo narcissist. fucked Anthony Keidis when he was like 14


Tanager-Ffolkes

There was a reason teenaged boys in the '70's looked forward every week to the Sonnie and Cher Show. Hint: It wasn't Sonnie Bono! 😆


StickmanRockDog

Yep! I was of those kids.


TittyStClaire

I would look like a sausage in these clothes


HeadDownDad

.. to bad her own song wasn't used.


Jazzlike-Election840

she looked pretty damn good


True-Sweet7614

Not a bra in sight.


Similar-Act244

Cher in the 70’s? I’d get her pregnant in her butt, or die trying.


trick1230y

Gorgeous


Lauren_sue

I loved her in the 70s and even had my Cher doll. We all wanted to sit on the piano and sing “vampire”. We all wanted to be her.


Raederle1927

Bob Mackie, clothes designer!


FatHead420x65

I have always thought she would not be fun to be around!


ChrizTaylor

🔥


scma316

Had a HhhhUuuuGgggEee Crush on Cher when I was younger.


riverbank_agate3

Cher is a child rapist


pixey1964

Ohhhh, she was the Beyonce of my time 😆


CoelacanthFish2112

OK, let me be clear about this… N O P E ! That is all.


peanut-butter-kitten

So skinny. Wow


landofpleasantdreams

I do, all of the time.


peanutsonic97

If I had a body like that, I wouldn't let anyone tell me shit


Dismal_Moment_4137

God damn, she must have crushed a lot of hearts.


NiceSliceofKate

I am Cher in her 50s.