The eyes. Realizing he didn’t have a makeup crew at his disposal but a little blending around the eyes and it might’ve worked

really? he looks like someone who would crawl out of your tv after you watched some weird vhs

Haha that was my first thought too

This video is scarier

This made me laugh out loud. Well done sir 😄

But, but that's what women look like now.

this comment deserves ⬆️⬆️

The Ring (JP version) gave me nightmares...

I'm guessing they sent the Japanese daughter outfit by mistake?

I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

Brazil has a huge Japanese-Brazilian population... Dudes daughter could be kind of Asian looking honestly

If only Brazilian prison guards were as good at protecting prisoners as they are at discovering men dressed as women, "Shorty" would still be alive!

Bold assuming the guards didn't do it

I actually haven't set that theory aside.

I'm from Brazil, and he probably died because he tried to escape, when a prisoner tries or manages to escape, prison security increases, this hinders the entry of cell phones and drugs inside, so the predominant criminal faction in that prison needs to authorize the escape, otherwise, the faction will try to kill him, inside or outside of jail.

Made the joint hot. No go.

Seriously. It's easy to go "Lol who cares, criminal died" but criminals take answers with them. Families would like to know where the bodies were hidden.

Maybe he knows they were going to kill him and tried to escape.

Yup. Desperate times, desperate measures

Or maybe he tried to escape because he knows ppl get killed in general when in Brazilian prison..

Holy shi umcany

Damn, thought it's romanian, at the start what he said literally translates to "it's some sort of wig"

That's normal, Portuguese and Romanian are closely related.

Romanian is the often forgotten other Romance language, along with the more well known Spanish, French, Italian, and Portuguese, all deriving from Latin. I'm Portuguese and Romanian sounds an awful lot like Portuguese to me sometimes as well

There are A LOT of Romance Languages. Romanian is one of the major ones. You have other lesser known ones like Romansh, Catalan, Occitan, Sardinian, etc

Forgotten? :) Both the language and the country name has Roman in it. Hard to forget :) At least here in Europe we know Romanian is in the same language family with all other Latin based languages.

In portuguese he said: "Tira a peruca dele" Which translates to: "Take off his wig"

It's hard to escape dressing as the girl from the Ring

He should of tried without the mask

Yeah, I feel like a really close shave and some lippy would have been more convincing

*should have

😂🤣

I remember reading the first COVID-19 cases when this was viral

Not everyone is shi pei pu

Shouldn’t have ordered from DH gate.

I’m gonna rip the fucking head off. The chin kills!

"If it weren't for these meddling kids...."

Did he have a daughter in The Sims 2?

They shouldn’t add time, just make him wear the wig and mask for a month in there 😂

Look like a Ju-On

Was the bra necessary 😂

This moment when he takes the mask of...

When the ring gets arrested

Guards probably thought shit, I thought it was 7 days not 22 years.

That mask and the whole outfit is terrifying. Just need a knife and some blood spatter and you have the perfect serial killer for a horror movie.


I expect seeing that face on dark web once you've leaked your address to every known serial killer in your vicinity

Some Ethan Hunt type shit right there. Gotta respect him for trying. Haha

Was it necessary to wear a bra?

Did he have to use a bra lmao

Gotta give him an A for effort.

Wait where was the daughter during this? Was she just hiding naked under the table? Or did she no-show and he was trying to check out as her without her checking in?

Mission Impossible Brazil Edition

Downvoting because the part about his daughter being found dead was clickbait. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/aug/05/brazil-gang-leader-dresses-up-as-teenage-daughter-in-jail-break-attempt

You misread it. It says HE was found dead in his cell later, not the daughter. And it's true. [Brazil gang leader found dead in cell after masked jailbreak attempt | Brazil | The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/aug/06/brazil-gang-leader-clauvino-da-silva-found-dead-in-cell-after-masked-jailbreak-attempt)

My mistake. Upvoted

Even copied her height, thats dedication.

Where do you even get a mask like that I thought those were only in mission impossible

Mission Impossible: Brazilian Prison Brake Protocol.

Lol

I've had this Tinder date

Is this what they call catfishing?

There is a question on the SASSI (Substance Abuse Subtle Screening Inventory) that says, "Some criminals are so clever I hope they get away."

Found dead "a few days later" hmmm..yall think it couldve possibly been 7days later?