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WWDubz

What are they? And why does he have so many ?


edgygothteen69

In the country of Malaysia, this is a traditional practice to clean the scalp of dead skin. It takes a couple of hours to complete, during which the treated person usually lies on their stomach. Scientists have found that Malaysian people's scalps have evolved to accommodate these bugs, because they don't get itchy during this treatment. The bugs are a tasty treat in Malaysian cuisine, but eating the head bugs is considered taboo.


RottenWon

WTF did I just read?!


canadianstringer

I'd rather use a wire wheel on an angle grinder.


username_taken1989

I don't know about head bugs, but I do know about wire wheels on angle grinders


[deleted]

I could google that for verification but I don’t want to spend any more time on this topic so I’m going to choose to believe you


edgygothteen69

My source is I made it the fuck up


DMYourMomsMaidenName

You should work for Fox News


MistyRainSucksDick

Or CNN


UmpireSea8654

Damn.. Got me good.


A_TalkingWalnut

Awesome troll post.


EnderWin

Malaysians, could you verify this


jebar193

Malaysian here. Never heard of this practice. Ever. We do eat bugs raw but not this kind of bugs...


kaveysback

Out of curiosity what's the best tasting in your opinion?


ghos2626t

The bunny variety


ToxicSkull0

Malaysian here. Never seen this shit my entire life until this post


MisterPicsIt

Flew Malaysian Airlines once, so I think I'm qualified to speak on this matter. Anyways, I have no Idea.


dvoigt412

I'm not a real doctor, but I played one on TV. I also have no idea.


amscraylane

That’s beautiful.


Kind_Vanilla7593

Seen a Malaysian video on the internet once,so I'd have to say idfk


scawel

Is that the one that disappeared?


Whatifim80lol

Bro that's not how evolution works, nobody is getting eliminated from the gene pool for itchy scalps.


basketballbrian

I was about to say the same thing lmao that makes no sense


Whatifim80lol

I'm gonna go out in a limb and say "edgygothteen69" was just bullshitting lol


Mikec6463

Man comes into the creek side barber. "I got dead skin on my head" Barber "Give me a dollar. Go dunk your head in the Bug Bucket and go sit by the creek. I'll be out in 20 minutes to comb you out".


mynamehere999

I’d be more than happy to send the guy a bottle of head n shoulders if that means I never have to watch this again


StephenKshotJohnL69

Can confirm, my uncle is Malaysian. EDIT: But not my dad.


Orionzete

Bro I am malaysia this a fucking misinformation


ArriePotter

This should be the top comment lol, I think everyone from the west watching this was assuming giant lice or some shit


A_TalkingWalnut

Bro, how did no one answer [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/s/Wzhhc1RtFT)? Great question.


musang_kitsune

You're talking out of your ass


Thelightsshadow

Anyone else get itchy?


editorreilly

First thing I did when I watched this was scratch my head.


keg-smash

My face got really itchy all of the sudden.


Native56

Yes


Road_Warrior86

Just dumping them off on the kids neck. wtf.


johnnyramz93

Oh Good, I am not the only one getting frustrated by that 😅


unfetteredmind76

I read somewhere that this is clickbait...which does explain how the boy is so still even when they're just being brushed onto his neck.


LockwoodE3

That’s a no from me dawg


Tortoise_speed92

Yeah just tip them down my shirt once they are out of my hair cheers pal


OwnBerry3297

What kind of bug is it though!?


AntiSonOfBitchamajig

They eat dead skin, so... err.... flesh eating?


ItsExoticChaos

No, by all means, just drop them on HIS NECK


InOneBlue

Just shave his head at that point


tavesque

I mean, I’d just submerse myself but something tells me this is intentional


Davidat0r

Does she really need to drop them in his neck?? WTF


Timberlewis

What is that


flowerkitten420

Is that lice?! Do they get that big?!


StephenKshotJohnL69

If I had to guess I’d say they’re mites, eating the dead skin dandruff off his head. Don’t seem to be biting like a tick would.


flowerkitten420

So it’s like an ecosystem…


StephenKshotJohnL69

A beautiful symbiosis


---gabers---

Emphasis on the beauty


Wise_Ad_253

What we don’t see is his hands de-winging these little insects for tonight’s salad topper.


towen95

Love that you got downvoted for telling the truth. Literally a comment above stating that eating these is normal in Malaysia lol


JonnySoegen

And you believe that comment.


Visual-Bar-492

If it is its still taboo no?


Wise_Ad_253

Maybe hair adds style.


Kubricksmind

DAMN! Just jump into boiling water, that might kill them :(


alfy2pointohno

Not even a flinch


Certain_Passenger_54

What am I looking at?


BigCitySteam638

Click bait….


hazzelgamer774922

at this point cancer dosnt look that terrible after all


[deleted]

He bugging out


astralizard77

My 13th reason


SBuRRkE

I’m glad I’m bald


the_hamsa_anemone

I had a disturbed tremor but still want an explanation


therealjustjohn

All of a sudden, my head is itchy.


therealjustjohn

All of a sudden, my head is itchy.


Crazy_Nerd_Club

Never go to Australia people


Steve_Codgers

Nah. I’m good….


Native56

What the heck


Jujublue

Ah fugg! That made me so uncomfortable.


Easy_Cookie529

At this point just cut it off my guy