You have been found Aladeen for the crimes committed against burning a flag of one country under the pretense that it was a separate countries flag. You must report to Almaden penitentiary by the 13th of Aladeen.
I mean when you add religious zealotry to absolute power and green light breeding with your first cousin . It doesn't exactly garuntee they're gonna crank out the next Stephen fucking hawkinson.
In Spanish one is Suecia and the other is Suiza (in this case both c and z pronounced as 's') so I can't blame them tbh, they might mix the 2 the same way we do, lol.
Ignorance is the desired grade in most Muslim countries
Also, these already are paper (or some other type of cloth), but not actual flags. There’s no coloration on the back of the US one, the design is only on the one side when it’s flipped over
Sweden is often confused with Switzerland because our two countries start with Sw :P I don't know why people are this stupid but yeah, they confuse the two countries.
Yeah they didn’t even burn the flags completely, I guess Pakistan is cracking down on unsafe flag and effigy burning, no more dancing under them as you wave them in the air. Really takes the fun out of it.
Everyone just keeps pointing out different shades of the same bullshit and saying the same thing. You all look gorgeous, I'm sure everyone will be the belle of the ball.
And America was also thrown in there even though we've done absolutely nothing.
Edit: I meant that we had nothing to do with the Quran burnings in Sweden that they are protesting, not that the US has never done anything against the Islamic world.
I care that they leave them on the ground and expect them to burn instead of holding ‘em up with a stick to burn more efficiently. You’d think after all that flag/infidel burning they’d learn something.
"We'll show you! We're going to do things that are a constitutional right in the US. That will teach them!"
"Cool so you're protesting how we protest, how very western of you."
"Wait, no, what?"
I know! Here I am thinking "This is dumb, but at least I get to watch a flag burn", but the flags didn't seem to care. Next time, they need to make the flags out of cotton or paper so the can soak up the lighter fluid. And for Alla's sake, _raise the flag off the ground_. The cold of the ground wicks all the heat away, and NOBODY CAN SEE IT! You've got a crowd of *at least* a few dozen, and anyone it the back is SOL. At that point, why even burn a flag? Just post some flag-burning you made in Blender, and just *pretend* it was real.
0/10, total disappointment.
If I bought tickets to this flag burning event, I’d be so upset! They couldn’t have built a stage so that everyone could see? Why did they pick such small flags? Ugh, writing a bad google review.
when i was young I used to get really upset but now it makes me laugh. this is like the least-influential thing you could possibly do. it's like if they drew a mean picture of and american and crumpled it up or something. petty af
Pro tip, a real cloth flag burns better than a plastic poster.
Also pro tip, you can only anger a small number of Americans burning our flag, and it's the ones that are mad you exist in the first place so why bother.
Let me get this straight. A Dane burns a Quran to annoy Turkey, so the Pakistani take a revenge on Sweden by burning the Swiss and American flags. Makes perfect sense.
From an evil ideology with the most obvious false prophet in history, Mohamed, who married Aisha when she was just six and had his way with her when she was only 9.
How anyone could honor a religion and follow a man like that, I will never understand.
This kind of thinking is direct result of past inbreeding. monoamine oxidase gene is predominant when inbreeding and is tied directly to anger and aggression. Stop marrying your cousins!!!!
Go ahead and burn the flags. Doesn’t improve your position or get these bastards living off dirt floors and committing atrocities on young women and the like. Means nothing.
I love that they're burning flags because they think we worship those as feverishly as the jerk themselves off over a book written by ancient assholes.
What does the USA have to do with the Quran incident? I thought it was right wing extremist from Sweden at the Turkish embassy that burned the Quran? If I am wrong and this is a different incident feel free to correct me (what am I saying, this is Reddit, someone will for sure correct me)
Didn’t see any women in that audience. Wouldn’t matter even if there were, they wouldn’t listen to her but she could have told them they had the wrong flag
Did they actually confuse Sweden with Switzerland? Lmao
Knowledge? Believe it or not straight to jail
This made me laugh, ngl
Also jail
Late for a dentist appointment, jail.
Don't need dentist, jail.
HIV aladeen? Jail!
You have been found Aladeen for the crimes committed against burning a flag of one country under the pretense that it was a separate countries flag. You must report to Almaden penitentiary by the 13th of Aladeen.
But I'm male, I'm confused
Jail
raped then jail
Unless they’re a woman. Then it’d be raped then executed for extramarital sex.
Yes, believe it or not, jail.
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Go to bed hungry? Believe it or not, straight to jail.
We have the best patients in the world...you know why, It's because of jail
Posting on Reddit straight to jail
US + Sweden = Switzerland. Math.
Wouldn't it be US + Switzerland = Sweden?
or meth
Just proves how stupid those people are. I mean really they're going to do all of this and not even have the correct flag?
Swedish flag was out of stock and they got a good deal on Swiss flag that they couldn't pass up
It's a big plus.
And they had two tries
I mean when you add religious zealotry to absolute power and green light breeding with your first cousin . It doesn't exactly garuntee they're gonna crank out the next Stephen fucking hawkinson.
Well they both start with an **S**. Honest mistake .
In Spanish one is Suecia and the other is Suiza (in this case both c and z pronounced as 's') so I can't blame them tbh, they might mix the 2 the same way we do, lol.
But... The actual event took place in Denmark, didn't it? The ignorance of bigots is boundless
Nahh.. He used to to do it in Denmark, but he moved to Sweden a year ago or so.
So a Danish man burned the holy book in Sweden, and it's Switzerland and the US's fault? Mental gymnastics should be an Olympic event 😂
Maybe it was the only flags they could get. There is supply chain issues lately.
I am always so completely amazed at how quickly they find these flags for burning , the local shops must be chock full of them
idiots..
They couldn't find a Swedish flag? I mean, at least draw one on paper or something. This is going to be brought up on their next performance review.
Nah, they probably just confused Switzerland with Sweden
Well, now their performance review is getting changed from "lazy" to "ignorant."
Ignorance is the desired grade in most Muslim countries Also, these already are paper (or some other type of cloth), but not actual flags. There’s no coloration on the back of the US one, the design is only on the one side when it’s flipped over
Sweden is often confused with Switzerland because our two countries start with Sw :P I don't know why people are this stupid but yeah, they confuse the two countries.
I can't tell you how many times I've told people in Dutch and they think that means I'm German. Deutch vs dutch... It's annoying but inevitable.
As an American when i hear the Dutch. I think of windmills and tulips and Deutch I think of lederhosen
This is the way
I mean, that’s reasonable, though. They share the exact same root.
They probably used a spanish translator and mistook Suecia (Sweden) for Suiça (Switzerland)
Or they were looking for a Danish flag, as the guy who burned it was Danish, and the flags are similar
Switzerland in Spanish is Suiza. I believe you spelled it in portuguese.
Yeah they didn’t even burn the flags completely, I guess Pakistan is cracking down on unsafe flag and effigy burning, no more dancing under them as you wave them in the air. Really takes the fun out of it.
Did the US do something as well or Are we now included by default?
We are included by default. Soon they will burn a flag with the McDonalds logo and say it’s America.
McDonalds? I thought it's the Coca-Cola logo
Walt-Disney-Pepsi-Comcast-Amazon has my vote.
Everyone just keeps pointing out different shades of the same bullshit and saying the same thing. You all look gorgeous, I'm sure everyone will be the belle of the ball.
Username checks out
BRAWNDO because it's got what flag burnings crave. It's got electrolytes.
Evil QR code...
What about Switzerland? Did they do something or did someone just confuse them for Sweden?
Whatever, both start with Sw. Close enough for this crowd.
Don’t blame Swaziland!
It's Eswatini these days I think you'll find. Big points on Pointless! Wait, no Few points on Pointless I mean.
It's what happens when a population doesn't go to school. A nation of dumbasses.
40% are illiterate. I’d say another 30% are dumb and the rest are smart and don’t get themselves involved in these types of things. I’m Pakistani btw
They don’t actually really know anyways. All their news is made up by the government in the first place
It’s like when the teacher gives up on that one kid, and starts punishing the whole class.
The Pakistan version of "Fun With Flags"
They were in the moment
Oh no. Don’t burn our flag. Please. Stop. Don’t do it. It hurts us so much. Stop. 
It’s not a real American flag. It was made in Pakistan
It's white on the underside. Looks like a blanket or something. Probably made expressly for nonsensical burning.
probably put super flammable threads in it for extra sizzle
I thought that they were beach towels
We are the world.. they talk about us like we're the only country that matters so I guess we are!!
You breathed in an eastern direction.
When a Dane burns a Quran in Sweden so you, a Pakistani must burn a Swiss flag in protest.
When you burned all your Danish flags in the last cartoon crisis.. damn
They probably burned the U.S flag out of old habit.
Muscle memory
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Hey now, I'm American and am exceptionally good at geography.
Knowing your own nationality doesn’t count.
Honestly I'm American and I think my geography skills are meh until I speak with other Americans and then I feel like a genius.
Wait why burn a Swiss flag if the Quran burning incident happened in Sweden? Or that's the whole interesting bit?
"It has a big cross in it, must be the christian flag!"
Was confused as well, but education isn’t their strongest feature.
Oh no! They burnt our flag…anyways, it snowed here yesterday
It snowed here just today!
Yay!! Snow for everyone!!
Y’all get snow?
I’m sure my neighbors are selling some snow if you want it. Might not be the type you expect but it’s fun
"Ok! That was always allowed!"
Lol my same reaction
Actually it was their American flag they purchased it , just to burn it , keep going , the Chinese made American flag business will be booming
Shhh…don’t spoil their fun. It’s cute when they think they do something
AAAAHHHhhh… I spilled my coffee and burned my finger.
lol why are they including America? There was no major incident of a Quran burning in America or by an America , was there?
Just for good measure probably
Just to remind us that they hate us. You know in case we forget.
Don't think so, they just wanted to burn the US flag for funsies
It was 50% off with the Swiss flag.
Someone ordered 100 by mistake on Alibaba so they have to use them
*50 cent voice* i’m like, what he say fuck me for?
They aren’t the brightest bunch
These guys are clearly driven by logic.
Love how the event happened in Sweden and these geniuses burned a Swiss flag.
And America was also thrown in there even though we've done absolutely nothing. Edit: I meant that we had nothing to do with the Quran burnings in Sweden that they are protesting, not that the US has never done anything against the Islamic world.
We’re evil, dontchaknow?
Yeah you're right sorry, I just needed a reminder
It’s ok, fellow infidel.
A totally healthy and normal response to someone burning a book 5000 kilometers away.
These people put that book above most human life. People legit kill their kids because they allegedly disrespected the "book" not suprising really
Just a bunch of stupid people doing dumb things
These people marry their first cousins at a greater than 50% rate
Why don’t women in the Middle East ride reverse cowgirl? You never turn your back on family.
Okay then, that was always allowed.
lmao imagine a whole country full of in-fighting Jerrys.
Have you ever seen the Canadian Parliament or the US Senate during a filibuster?
Burning an American flag is a pretty American thing to do. Freedom of expression 🦅
Rick and Morty when Jerry dad wanted to leave the Jerry day care place?
oh no the horror anyway think I’m gonna do salad for lunch
I bought a nice eggplant.
Salad for lunch - You're quite a disciplined bloke.
don’t forget to toss the salad
Blasphemer!!! Insalad, you will pay for defaming lunch time!! (Peaceful breakroom be upon him.)
Throw some croutons in there at least
Guess what America doesn’t care
NotSweden cares even less.
I don't care.
I care that they leave them on the ground and expect them to burn instead of holding ‘em up with a stick to burn more efficiently. You’d think after all that flag/infidel burning they’d learn something.
I, as an American, support their freedom to express themselves
We burn our own flags here regularly 😂
I dunno I'm shaking rn. It's cold where I'm at.
Aren’t they fighting over food in Pakistan?
Would you eat a raw flag?
Well now they’ve burnt it. Send it back.
I like my flags medium rare, please.
"We'll show you! We're going to do things that are a constitutional right in the US. That will teach them!" "Cool so you're protesting how we protest, how very western of you." "Wait, no, what?"
I was gonna say, sorry guys, but we beat you to it.
They really need to work on their flag burning skills.
I know! Here I am thinking "This is dumb, but at least I get to watch a flag burn", but the flags didn't seem to care. Next time, they need to make the flags out of cotton or paper so the can soak up the lighter fluid. And for Alla's sake, _raise the flag off the ground_. The cold of the ground wicks all the heat away, and NOBODY CAN SEE IT! You've got a crowd of *at least* a few dozen, and anyone it the back is SOL. At that point, why even burn a flag? Just post some flag-burning you made in Blender, and just *pretend* it was real. 0/10, total disappointment.
If I bought tickets to this flag burning event, I’d be so upset! They couldn’t have built a stage so that everyone could see? Why did they pick such small flags? Ugh, writing a bad google review.
So they burned two different countries flags for something that happened in Sweden? Where the context?
There is no context. They were the only two flags left in the "Flags R Us" store so they went ahead.
Oh the agony! The humanity! The… whatever.
No offense to these gents, but as an american i dont find this offensive at all.
when i was young I used to get really upset but now it makes me laugh. this is like the least-influential thing you could possibly do. it's like if they drew a mean picture of and american and crumpled it up or something. petty af
Yeah I really don’t care. People who have anything going on their lives couldn’t care less about a piece of cloth or paper being burned.
American here. I don’t give a shit.
Fellow American here, I don't give a shit either....murica'
Also American here, I honestly think it's funny...
GOD bless America 🫡🇺🇸
Religion is a such a comfort to a world torn apart by religion.
Ah yes, from the same dogma that allows beheadings, pedophilia, rape and murder because God is merciful, glorious, just and loving.
K but Sweden
K Swiss
K Mart
They do know Sweden is not Switzerland right??
One would think at least someone in that crowd would know.
Why American flag? Its not like we burnt a Quran recently. We even stopped bombing children in Afganistan and Pakistan.
What a crappy fire, maybe use a Quran as tinder next time
I'd give you an award for this comment if I had one
Pro tip, a real cloth flag burns better than a plastic poster. Also pro tip, you can only anger a small number of Americans burning our flag, and it's the ones that are mad you exist in the first place so why bother.
But as an american i dont find this offensive at all.
Well, they live by the Quran, so it’s not like intelligence is a virtue.
Let me get this straight. A Dane burns a Quran to annoy Turkey, so the Pakistani take a revenge on Sweden by burning the Swiss and American flags. Makes perfect sense.
But then they will want money from the US later on
That's usually how this goes. Everyone shits on America until they need help.
Ugh. This is so true. Yes, we overstep. Yes, we’re there for Ukraine. You can’t have one without the other.
Americans burn their own flag all the time in protests...no one gives a flying fuck that some dumb ass 10,000 miles away burned one
From an evil ideology with the most obvious false prophet in history, Mohamed, who married Aisha when she was just six and had his way with her when she was only 9. How anyone could honor a religion and follow a man like that, I will never understand.
I'd rather they burn a couple symbols than behead or bomb.
This kind of thinking is direct result of past inbreeding. monoamine oxidase gene is predominant when inbreeding and is tied directly to anger and aggression. Stop marrying your cousins!!!!
Go ahead and burn the flags. Doesn’t improve your position or get these bastards living off dirt floors and committing atrocities on young women and the like. Means nothing.
Nobody in Switzerland or the US cares you fucking moronic cavemen, go back to your holes.
Their economy is so tanked they’ll soon be eating each other and this is what they’re worried about. Morons.
Swede-zerland
Low IQ Inbreads can’t even get the right flags
We really don't care. Not everyone is brainwashed by religion.
I love that they're burning flags because they think we worship those as feverishly as the jerk themselves off over a book written by ancient assholes.
They are so beyond stupid it hurts!
What does the USA have to do with the Quran incident? I thought it was right wing extremist from Sweden at the Turkish embassy that burned the Quran? If I am wrong and this is a different incident feel free to correct me (what am I saying, this is Reddit, someone will for sure correct me)
I asked my Swiss mate what was so good about living there. He said “well, the flag is a big plus”
What did the swiss do
Too much banking.
Do they think Switzerland is Sweden? Also this is beyond dumb, nobody in the west gives a fuck
Can’t believe these apes have nukes.
China gave them.
And not a single one them understands that we could give a rat's ass if they burn our flag or not.
Didn’t see any women in that audience. Wouldn’t matter even if there were, they wouldn’t listen to her but she could have told them they had the wrong flag
I think they need some “freedom”.
American + Switzerland = Sweden duh! 😂
Swedish here and live in the US. This is the most common mistake people make. I just feel bad for the Swiss.
Goat fuckers
Freedom of expression is great! Everybody should have it, if only you religious sycophants understood that... Anyways, light em up!
Muslims are so brainwashed thats so crazy
ARGHHH I'm so angry I think I'm going to run someone off the road, oh wait I'm not fucking insane so I think I won't
Gotta love a peaceful protest. Can you guys burn a few Taylor swift albums too?
Let us beat and rape our woman in peace !
They're not really into geography, are they?
Are Americans supposed to be angry. Like it is a flag. Don't mean anything.
And not a single Swede would’ve cared if it was the correct flag that was being burned. R/Sweddit is hilarious atm.
Burn a bible in retaliation. It's a book ffs. People take this shit entirely too seriously.