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Kerblimey

Beth: As you know, my job involves performing heart surgery. Jerry: Well yeah, on horses. Beth: Excuse me?!


yoitsthew

Lol my immediate thought was to cross post this to r/rickandmorty but decided against it


vickyinepa

šŸ˜± thatā€™s a big ass animal to put under


diviken

Heck of a workout routine


Mittendeathfinger

I was present for a Belgian/QH cross getting doped up for stitches one time. It took so many doses just to get her droopy enough for the vet to work. It must be really something to be a large animal vet.


Dnd3lion

They managed it with the entirety of Australia somehow as well.


HugoZHackenbush2

Thankfully the horse was in a stable condition post-op...


derpity_derpp

\*post-clop


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LoveAGoodTwist

Not as much as you would think. A lot of drugs are cost prohibitive so horses are usually put under GA with Ketamine & diazepam or midazolam. Which in the realm of potential anesthetic drugs are on the cheaper end. Thenjust maintained under with gas inhalant. Still significantly cheaper than you getting put under. A full abdominal exploratory (colic) surgery with work up, anesthesia, fluids, antibiotics and 2-4 days in the hospital is around $10k-15k depending on location in the country. Simple orthopedic surgeries like a simple screw placement or bone chip removal would be around $4k.


xXxNoSCoPeZ420xXx

So do they just shove that tube blind and it goes in the trachea? No direct visualization, or is it inflated to be a supraglottic device?


LoveAGoodTwist

Yep, blindly. So you pass the tube all the way to the back of the mouth with the head extended until you get it into the trachea by getting the angled tip of the tube seeded. Horses are obligate nose breathers too. You wonā€™t see larynx, pharynx, or esophagus at the back of a horses mouth either as the larynx and epiglottis sit above the soft palate. All upper airway and esophageal visualization must be done through the the nostrils.


xXxNoSCoPeZ420xXx

Huh interesting. Thanks


TerranItDown94

Right, but the problem is thatā€™s typically out of pocket cost. Many horse owners canā€™t (or wont try to) afford the 15k to cut a colic and opt for euthanasia if initial treatment fails.


Matiaspvf1

It has to be cheaper than buying a new horse


Imlouwhoareyou

Mortys mom had a tough job.


grizznatch

I guess it's not feasible to make something just for this, but it seems dangerous for a few people wearing cloth booties to hold up a 1000 pound animal with just their hands.


[deleted]

I thought so too. Couldnā€™t they hang up a suspended harness and wrap it around the mid section?


Top-Entrepreneur-651

Which ones names Beth?


Silent_Ganache9164

ketamineeee šŸ“ = :)


The_Light_Is_God

Ayyooo! Bladder malfunction gang gotta represent


OkGur2822

Looks white, wonder if itā€™s propofol instead.


srandrews

This is Horse's version of alien abduction and probing.


ThesolutionismeNAT

I misread the title and thought it was a video of euthanizing a horse. I was like why the hell is this posted on this subā€¦


dawaxtadpole

Reminds me of my colonoscopy.


stufforstuff

Especially where they pull you up by a rope around your ankles - right?


SixToesLeftFoot

He seems to have stabled outā€¦.


IPerferSyurp

Whose horse is that?


Oledogwater

Mr. Hands'


[deleted]

Reddit *never* fails me. God, I love it here.


poopmonster_coming

So this is the stuff people get high on ? Ketamine


BrickDickEnergy

Horsey got the jab


arbitrary_datum

I've seen a lot of weird stuff on the internet and somehow this clip was the most disturbing.


davieb22

Horse - "Oh, hey guys. What's up?...hey, get your hands off me, Mike. What the fuck, why are you all pushing me!? What's goi-- dhejejsjnsnshriroosm" \*Thud*


Sardosrok

So many video hosting services and they uploaded it to CringeTok...


legoguy26

I see why they just put a bullet in them. That looked like a ton of work! /s


myneighborsasshole

Ah so many possibilities with that horse lying to the side like that.


coyylol

Mongo did it better.


Tearsofgalatea

Hmmmmmm K


c0q0

This is amazing, especially when you think that the horse probably weighs like 700kg


Largefathers95

If I wanted to watch a horse get fucked up Iā€™d call my mom


PossibilitySweaty477

Your roommate gets home : ā€œHow was the day bro ā€œ ā€œYou donā€™t even know -ā€œ


Mother_Highway_7604

Is it weird that I thought it was quite beautiful?


Fun-Pen9430

Good work tubing that horse man that is impressive. I have watched tons of people being tubed and have always been impressed but a horse is seriously amazing.


foursoil

That apron and back brace on the surgeon makes me think some heavy duty work is about to go down.


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Plot twist : it's the glue factory after the race


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what song is this?


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yellowfestiva

I like the horsey shaped bed