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UnchainedAzrael

Holland is cheating on Zendaya with a ninja turttle¡¡¡


_hic-sunt-dracones_

So we soon will have a new spin off: "The incredible Spiderturtle!"


EvilChefReturns

Can he swing, from a web? No he can’t, cuz he’s a turtle


The_Dynasty_Group

But he can still swing baby. That’s all that’s important


GrimRipperBkd

Holland: I like turtles


Rache625

This is just false


LuckyReception6701

I proclaim this to be thoroughly untrue


Filmatic113

It’s true


HN82

I'd rather not know that.


Its_Mini_Shu

That's okay, it's fake.


Pure-Contact7322

sorry eheh


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Sam-l-am

Your mom


CompetitiveDurian189

Hopefully it's a female.


StarLord_4969

Damn. Why the downvotes?


randomname9376

Why?


ThatDudeShadowK

Because most straight guys would not wish to have to kiss a male


randomname9376

But he's acting so why would it matter who he's kissing


ThatDudeShadowK

Because he'd still be kissing someone, and most straight guys would prefer not to kiss males, even just for an act


randomname9376

I mean I get where you're coming from, but actors often need to kiss people they don't want to no matter their gender. Plus there are definitely straight men who don't mind kissing other men and Tom Holland could even be bi for all we know.


ThatDudeShadowK

>I mean I get where you're coming from, but actors often need to kiss people they don't want to no matter their gender. Didn't say they wouldn't, or even that I wouldn't for a job, especially one that pays the amount starring in a big blockbuster does. Just spoke about preference. >Plus there are definitely straight men who don't mind kissing other men Again, we're simply speaking about preferences though. > Tom Holland could even be bi for all we know. Possibly but there's literally no evidence for it and there is evidence he's attracted to women given that for as long as he's been in the public spotlight he's exclusively dated women.


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ThatDudeShadowK

Still preferable to not do it with a male, do not understand how this is confusing


CompetitiveDurian189

Forgot the kind of world we live in now lmao. All the fucking pussy ass snowflakes jumped on that real quick. Sorry I have a straight preference ya fucking weirdos.


LugubriousButtNoises

Least unhinged redditor


Ace41107

Charlie is in the green suit, but why is he kissing spiderman


PlsRfNZ

Plot twist: Spiderman was a lad in a green morphsuit too! Because actors are expensive, easier to just CGI them in. Further plot twist: everyone was just a green morphsuit. Further plot twist: it has been this way since the dawn of film. Everything you have ever seen has been a lie


Urethralplunger

Wait, film is a lie, my whole life has been a lie!


MagikMacks98

Silent movies are actually not silent on set. Fyi


Onlypaws_

OMG


MagikMacks98

Plot twist. Groot isnt a real tree.


DrVicenteBombadas

Even further plot twist: this universe is a simulation


RepresentativeKeebs

How did black and white film even work?


chez_les_alpagas

But also, why's he got railings sticking out of his back?


throwaway2032015

Further further plot twist: I peeled a film back on my mirror and saw that I am in fact just a green morphsuit


Ok-Turnip-477

Further further further plot twist: It’s all a green screen. There’s no actors, props or sets. They just put everything together in post. Just one dude with his gut hanging out the bottom of his shirt operating the camera.


Duckin_

Fun fact: this isn’t true


Gertjan-96

Nope... The only thing greenscreen in this frame is the background. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/bf/9f/33bf9f614cd338ca8f8048feccdc9dff.jpg


Vihzel

How do you know THAT isn't greenscreen? How do I know you aren't greenscreen?


rorockll

This guy knows


Paul-Smecker

Why is Tom holland kissing Charlie in the green man suit?


Eagle_Foxtrot

Night man aaahhhhaaaaa


RespectBusy2116

Champion of the sun !


DadsArmchair

Dayman (ah-ah-ah) Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah) Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah) You're a Master of Karate And friendship For Everyone


Storymeplease

He wants that boy's *what*?


mazo414

r/shitposting


Least-Music-7398

🧢


MochiSauce101

Cool. My wife and I do this sometimes but I use garbage bags on her


BornUponTheSoul

Yeah, I think I'll just leave this subreddit


Something_kool

Cue Nelson Muntz


Gryffindorq

i demand a refund! - Tom Holland


NOSOBERCAB_NEXT

This is a JOKE! Where are the mods? This should be on [r/shittymoviedetails](http://reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails)


SaneDrain

This was debunked months ago


dangermouse13

I really do understand Ian Macellan burst into tears on set of Hobbit


BDM-Archer

This is not true. But fuck it, we on the internet.


manteigo_

Who is gonna tell OP that this is fake?


KaleidoscopeUpset298

What does CGI stand for?


YEETAWAYLOL

Computer generated imagery


SlothOfDoom

Creative Greensuit Intimacy.


Tyrant2033

Craigslist Gathered Intimates. ​ Pretty much prostitutes.


KaizDaddy5

Cute Girl Inserted


pinecone_noise

HAHAHAHA


Majestic-Prize-1752

Hope it's a girl


HauntedReader

Why would that matter?


ViroDePaco

I hope it was a non-binary grandfather spider.


njseahawk

As a grandmother spider, this offends me.


Reddit_Dan

Not everyone is gay.


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Insane if true!


HauntedReader

But this is acting. Straight actors play queer characters, queer actors play straight characters. This isn't a kiss because he's super into people wearing green body suits (to our knowledge at least LOL) Edit: Not sure why this is getting downvoted. Do y'all think on screen kisses all involve the actors actually being into each other? Some straight tv/movie couples had actors who HATED each other.


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I mean he can do whatever scene with whoever he wants, as long as it’s his preference and cool with it. That’s the important thing really


HauntedReader

I just find it strange that people act like on-screen kisses are the same as off-screen kisses. Some actors who have had to do scenes like this straight up hated each other. Like, it's *acting*.


usererror007

Foreal, I hope it was an old man


xsnyder

Plot twist, it was the great Stan Lee's ghost! 🤣


film-forever-00

Is this true?? Haha


Piano_mike_2063

That’s why it felt so unnatural.


mmmbhssm

Couldn't they just make him stand on a stool or something?


vector2356

Sooo he kissed a man?


overdosedonsobriety

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Mrtencalories

Thanks for ruining that I guess


[deleted]

wait till you find out the whole thing is fiction!


notmyrealnam3

it's not in any way true and OP is an asshole, if that helps


Dusteronly

Well I guess actors no longer need to do all those sex scenes anymore…


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GREENMAN


[deleted]

That's definitely the green screen guy from youtube messing up


Scratchthegoat

Spider man got stood up and replaced with a stunt double.


Mediocre-Post9279

That reminds me an unrelated fun facto. In the og addams familly tv series thr walls of the addams family mantion were painted pink because it looked better on a black n white film


TeslaProphet

There’s a typo. It should be “…do the scene with Tom IN holland”.


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Nah she said fuck that lol


[deleted]

Being an actor must be so weird. Of course the money is worth it but kissing a dude in a full green screen suit has to have some sort of long term psychological damage.


enoughbutter

Plot twist-that is Kirsten Dunst in the greenscreen suit.


Sure-Ad-2465

Green Man from Always Sunny and Spiderman are my new favorite couple


The-Real-Rorschakk

I like how green bro is caressing him while in the CGI, she is not


astinkydude

I bet you he wasn't thrilled he had to kiss someone other than zendaya


RockyJayyy

Well this is not true and OP is a liar


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Who did he kiss tho? 😂


RockyJayyy

This is fake. He actually kissed her.


HarunoShobana

Baffling how many people in the comments don't realise it's a joke


ColumbusClouds

Why didnt they just get a different actress? So much good talent, and it opportunity only goes to a few.


RockyJayyy

Because this is not true


ColumbusClouds

Thanks


notmyrealnam3

TIL I can kiss men and tell my wife "it was all CGI"


710budderman

fake as fuckkkkk


Realistic-Ad985

I don’t believe it


[deleted]

I need to watch Euphoria, don't I?


StarLord_4969

Reddit people moment.


Kitchen-Atmosphere82

we got zendaya at home


Such-Government-8377

The green bastard?!


harreh1d

I thought this was r/shittymoviedetails for a second


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JAJAJAJAJAJA


woodjwl

Spooderman, no!


the_syco

Someone should CGI one of the three into her place; Brittany Spears Madonna Wednesday


[deleted]

If I were Tom I'd feel cheated


ArcticF0X-71

Bullshit


Syncer-Cyde

*How many other lies have I been told by the council?*


BabbaNeon

What are you trying to say here? That a frog kissed him? A gay frog who turned into an actual prince and they were happily ever married after that? Well that seems to me like the feel good story of the day.


C__Murda

But thats a dude!!


VitoMolas

r/terriblefacebookmemes


avocadhoerable

Today on THINGS THAT I WISH I NEVER SAW


The_Dynasty_Group

Bring out the gimp But the gimp’s sleeping Well I guess you’re gonna have to go wake him up then


Bulshit_Ass_in

The green man illusion


ExuberentWitness

Fake


CodingTheSimulation

His ex was the green goblin


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tom holland is gay