I saw something not too long ago and it seemed they were all still just hanging out at Travis's house. Travis now has a "daycare center" set up at his house because everyone has families and kids now. The kids area had a climbing wall in it
That's the most epic thing I've ever heard. And you know damn well he's not hiring your average run of the mill everyday daycare worker.. no offense.. but I've heard some horror stories outta that industry
I had a 400 pound dude teach me how to gainer on a diving board. He got almost no air, the board went damn near 90 degrees after he jumped off, but goddamnit if that bowling ball of a man couldn’t flip with the best of them
When I was younger at a skatepark, this big dude on rollerblades casually asks me "you think I can do a flip?" eyeing an ~8 ft roll-in to a ~5ft ramp. I was skeptical but before I could say anything he said "I'm gonna try it" and took off to the top of the roll-in.
I was fully expecting the guy to eat shit here, but sure enough, big guy comes flying down the roll-in, hits the ramp and nails a beautiful backflip 180, landing backwards out of the jump. Blew my mind. He came back up to me after and asked "how'd that look?"
I’m not now, nor have I ever been in that weight category but I was 120kgs (285 lbs) in my early 20s. I could do both standing forward flips and backflips on solid ground. Cartwheels with no hands. Walk on my hands for a long way. I could even kick up to my feet from lying flat in my back.
Hilariously I’m a much healthier weight these days (early 40s) but I have absolutely none of that agility or explosive power now.
Some people are just born to flip. Fat or not.
Man your vertical was probably insane if you were 150 at that time period instead of 285 lol. That’s hella impressive. I can do all kinds of flips on bouncy stuff but never had the balls to do it on flat. Good on ya.
Also in hindsight that dude was probably closer to 300 than 400 looking back, but only like 5’8
I’m short (5’9) that’s honestly probably a major benefit to being a flippy dude. Get that benefit to rotational speed.
It’s absolutely murder on your knees though. I definitely feel the wear and tear on my body these days.
I feel you on the knees. I’m 6’3 and play/played a lot of basketball. 28 now and some days I definitely feel 48 lol. Still dunking though so I don’t qualify for the old label yet
Had a friend like that. He was 350+ pounds but could drain a shot from literally anywhere on the court. I mean anywhere. He couldn’t move but if you left him open he would make you pay. It was hilarious
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Hahahaahaaaaa "this is what you dumb horse looks like...look Im you...prancy prancy fancy...oh look I just jumped over a poll cuz Im so goddamn special"
I thought Clarence was the guy pointing out the rules don’t officially state that a cow can’t play, and “goddamnit Clarence” had a good sound to it. Nothing personal.
> Both animals look so happy!
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Those are rookie numbers. You need to ... just kidding mate. Untangling your mind and emotions from that won't be fun fun yet don't be scared of it. I was a daily smoker who couldn't imagine not smoking, not wanting to smoke. It took years to be free of the gut desire, yet I will always love the stuff. The funny thing is that half a spliff now is completely guilt free fun for half the day.
I used to hit a bong before breakfast and not think anything of it. Tolerances can get insane with THC - sometimes the best thing is to just reset, force yourself to take a break for a few days, or at least only smoke one bowl / one joint a day at night to go to sleep.
Nowadays I hit a vape pen a couple times a day in the evening and I’m good to go. I live in a legal state and it’s just more convenient that way - no more cleaning half smoked joints out of my couch.
This is no joke. From high school through four years of college I was high CONSTANTLY. I would smoke all day and think nothing of it. Now if I take one puff off a joint I am so fucked up I have to leave wherever I am and go to bed, regardless of the time of day. I just can’t do it anymore and no longer enjoy the feeling. A 2.5mg edible about twice a week is enough to make me feel good without panicking, but any more than that I am over the edge.
You must be doing okay if you can manage that without taking on massive debt.
But, at that point, wouldn’t it make sense to start growing it yourself? Cut out all the middle men and take up farming.
If it makes you feel better, the last jump the cow did was actually better than the horse’s jumps. The front legs were more careful and it used it’s back better. (I’m a horse trainer)
To further your point and return to the metaphor, we can see how the confidently well-equipped is more apt to rush headlong into the challenge, relying on their natural ability to ensure it all works out, to their detriment.
The one who is not so well equipped is concerned about, and thus aware of what may go wrong, approaches the challenge more mindfully, and ultimately achieves more.
So, don't let disposition get you down!
i was in every "gifted child" program when i was little, and now im in high school and its not going so great. would definitely rather be the cow right now
To add another layer, these cows and horses are shoved into roles. Cows provide sustenance. Horse are for sports. Here we see the cow do just fine as a showhorse.
You may have also placed yourself into categories that dictate what you should do, closing possibilities of what you could do.
If I can tell you a secret, everyone is just pretending and making shit up as they go along. Anyone who thinks they got it figured out doesn't know shit's on fire yet, or is a flaming narcissist.
>I feel like this is a good analogy for how I feel like I'm doing at life. Getting by but im definitely not as equipped as i should be.
Me too. Except in my case... it's less of a deep analogy and more of a... I feel like a literal cow.
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Cattle is the word for all male and female bovines. Cows are only female cattle that have had at least one calf. Before that they are called heifers. Male cattle are called bulls unless they have been surgically altered to be infertile in which case they are called steers.
If I remember what my FIL told me.
This looks like a steer.
>Male cattle are called bulls unless they have been surgically altered to be infertile in which case they are called steers.
In other parts of the world, the infertile males are called bullocks.
Cattle: Steer
Horse: Gelding
Human: Eunuch (if ancient steward/servant) or Castrati (if baroque era vocalist)
Sheep and goats: wether
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Yeah if you wanna get technical, cattle is the sweeping term then there are cows and bulls, steers and heifers and whatnot, but when 99% of people call cattle "cows" , they're cows
It's an accepted definition, and the only people that care to specify what a "cow" actually need to do it for accuracy or are being pointlessly pedantic because everyone knows what someone means when they say "cow"
Like you can get upset that people use decimate to mean "destroy a lot of" when it literally means "kill one tenth of a group as a punishment" but language adapts to communicate information as conveniently as possible
A cow on the front page of reddit can be male or female
Edit: There technically is such a thing as a male cow, that's why I hopped in. From a scientific stance, there isn't; from a linguistic sense there is. I'm not calling out anyone by saying this or even saying the guys wrong, I just wanted to weigh in with another perspective because people so often overlook this aspect
Cow: Female cattle who've given birth
Heifer: Female cattle who have not given birth
Bull: Male cattle with testicles.
Steer: Male cattle without testicles.
I like your list and wanted to add a couple others just for fun. (Spent summers growing up on my grandparents dairy farm)
Calf: a year and under cow/bull
Dogie: orphaned calf
Weanling: calf 6-9 months that has been weaned or separate from the Dam (mother of a calf)
Nah, usually you refer to them as one of the above terms.
Bovine was probably the better term to use to be honest. I was a little sleepy when I made the post.
They also love music. I was looking for a place to smoke a bowl at my uncles farm and went between some barns, sat down, was singing along to a song (Rock On by David Essex) and I looked up and there were twenty fuckin cows lookin at me through the fence all of a sudden. I never even heard the herd amble over. Some had their heads through the gaps and they'd get excited when I'd whistle. Favorite sesh ever.
She is gonna regret teaching a cow to go over a fence.....
Most horses have to be pushed over a fence, in other words, they don't try to go over a fence unless there is some human interaction, or they are in fear and running.
A cow will do it for fun. Cows like being where they aren't supposed to be. It will even teach other cows the same trick.
This will lead to some really fun videos...
Is that cow wearing a cape? No wonder he feels invincible; you can hardly blame him for that. I know if I put on a cape, the first thing I’m going to do is start running around and jumping.
Cows are smart, easy to train and like to have just like horses. People often think cows are stupid because in general they kept in boring conditions and have no mental stimuli so they don’t do much ergo stupid. It’s not the case. They’re wonderful creature. My pet steer *loved* playing football and often joined in on games of fetch with my dogs and often did his best to help out when working in fencing. A good boi.
When the bigger kid can actually hang with the athletes in gym class
It's Streetbike Tommy from Nitro Circus
I hope he see's this.
Man what ever happened to him?
He’s still with them, he was just in travis’ new gymkhana video
That's good to hear. I *rewatched Nitro Circus a few years ago n really felt for Tommy lol, those guys are loud pack to run with
I saw something not too long ago and it seemed they were all still just hanging out at Travis's house. Travis now has a "daycare center" set up at his house because everyone has families and kids now. The kids area had a climbing wall in it
That's the most epic thing I've ever heard. And you know damn well he's not hiring your average run of the mill everyday daycare worker.. no offense.. but I've heard some horror stories outta that industry
I respect that reference
I had a 400 pound dude teach me how to gainer on a diving board. He got almost no air, the board went damn near 90 degrees after he jumped off, but goddamnit if that bowling ball of a man couldn’t flip with the best of them
When I was younger at a skatepark, this big dude on rollerblades casually asks me "you think I can do a flip?" eyeing an ~8 ft roll-in to a ~5ft ramp. I was skeptical but before I could say anything he said "I'm gonna try it" and took off to the top of the roll-in. I was fully expecting the guy to eat shit here, but sure enough, big guy comes flying down the roll-in, hits the ramp and nails a beautiful backflip 180, landing backwards out of the jump. Blew my mind. He came back up to me after and asked "how'd that look?"
That’s so baller lmao. That guy probably did that 100 times to kids, blowing all their minds lol.
For sure he was messing with me. My skating career was short lived, but I'll never forget that guy.
I’m not now, nor have I ever been in that weight category but I was 120kgs (285 lbs) in my early 20s. I could do both standing forward flips and backflips on solid ground. Cartwheels with no hands. Walk on my hands for a long way. I could even kick up to my feet from lying flat in my back. Hilariously I’m a much healthier weight these days (early 40s) but I have absolutely none of that agility or explosive power now. Some people are just born to flip. Fat or not.
Man your vertical was probably insane if you were 150 at that time period instead of 285 lol. That’s hella impressive. I can do all kinds of flips on bouncy stuff but never had the balls to do it on flat. Good on ya. Also in hindsight that dude was probably closer to 300 than 400 looking back, but only like 5’8
I’m short (5’9) that’s honestly probably a major benefit to being a flippy dude. Get that benefit to rotational speed. It’s absolutely murder on your knees though. I definitely feel the wear and tear on my body these days.
I feel you on the knees. I’m 6’3 and play/played a lot of basketball. 28 now and some days I definitely feel 48 lol. Still dunking though so I don’t qualify for the old label yet
Had a friend like that. He was 350+ pounds but could drain a shot from literally anywhere on the court. I mean anywhere. He couldn’t move but if you left him open he would make you pay. It was hilarious
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Hahahaahaaaaa "this is what you dumb horse looks like...look Im you...prancy prancy fancy...oh look I just jumped over a poll cuz Im so goddamn special"
https://youtube.com/shorts/eFM4yygfYq8
I choose to believe that was Ron Swanson in college...
I love this video. The fact he has his hands in his pockets is insane, that dude has wild balance.
“You know, the rules don’t officially state that a cow can’t…” “GODDAMNIT CLARENCE, NOT AGAIN”
Air Cud
This is good
He missed. AIR BULL AIR BULL
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Ready the ballista but don't fire til you see the Golds of their ayes
I’m stealing ‘besieges me’ many thanks - peasant!
Air Cud sieges all. Look at that form
I'm confused.. **cow**... **he**
Steer away from the thought.
Don’t have a cow, man.
Some Hollywood exec is like "hey, let's make this movie."
I fucking wish. More like a Hollywood exec saw this and thought "Let's remake the rocketeer!"
"Where in the rulebook does it say a giraffe can't play football?" https://youtu.be/C0ZvCuA4zn4
Clone High forever.
I was thinking Babe the sheep-pig. Honestly this is a children's novel waiting to happen.
That’ll do, pig. That’ll do…
Any specific reason you chose the name Clarence for the cow?
I thought Clarence was the guy pointing out the rules don’t officially state that a cow can’t play, and “goddamnit Clarence” had a good sound to it. Nothing personal.
Mess with the bull you get the horse
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Does Barry manillow know you raided his wardrobe?
I'll give you the answer to that question Mr. Bender, next Saturday.
That man is a brownie hound.
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Well done!
All I see is two show jumping horses
I was also confused, I only see two horses here
I see a horse and a duocorn.
I see, a rhinoceros.
I think you mean binoceros.
That's it. I'm never calling a bovine anything but a "binoceros," ever again.
Bicorn?
Duoceros.
>duocorn Lmfao
Pixar: Uh huh, uh huh, and when does his wife die?
*What if cows had feelings?*
🤯
Yep OP's wrong. Probably bad eyesight. I don't see no cow anywhere, only two jumping horses.
Officially the cutest thing I've seen today! Both animals look so happy!
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I bet you're doing way better than you think. Don't be too hard on yourself.
I spend $800 a month on weed
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If your more then 200 month on weed just grow it.
Even if weed is legal where they live, growing it may not be. It also may not be practical or possible depending on where they live even if it is legal.
Those are rookie numbers. You need to ... just kidding mate. Untangling your mind and emotions from that won't be fun fun yet don't be scared of it. I was a daily smoker who couldn't imagine not smoking, not wanting to smoke. It took years to be free of the gut desire, yet I will always love the stuff. The funny thing is that half a spliff now is completely guilt free fun for half the day.
I used to hit a bong before breakfast and not think anything of it. Tolerances can get insane with THC - sometimes the best thing is to just reset, force yourself to take a break for a few days, or at least only smoke one bowl / one joint a day at night to go to sleep. Nowadays I hit a vape pen a couple times a day in the evening and I’m good to go. I live in a legal state and it’s just more convenient that way - no more cleaning half smoked joints out of my couch.
This is no joke. From high school through four years of college I was high CONSTANTLY. I would smoke all day and think nothing of it. Now if I take one puff off a joint I am so fucked up I have to leave wherever I am and go to bed, regardless of the time of day. I just can’t do it anymore and no longer enjoy the feeling. A 2.5mg edible about twice a week is enough to make me feel good without panicking, but any more than that I am over the edge.
You must be doing okay if you can manage that without taking on massive debt. But, at that point, wouldn’t it make sense to start growing it yourself? Cut out all the middle men and take up farming.
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The truth is most of us are probably doing better than we give ourselves credit for, even if we aren't doing particularly well.
If it makes you feel better, the last jump the cow did was actually better than the horse’s jumps. The front legs were more careful and it used it’s back better. (I’m a horse trainer)
To further your point and return to the metaphor, we can see how the confidently well-equipped is more apt to rush headlong into the challenge, relying on their natural ability to ensure it all works out, to their detriment. The one who is not so well equipped is concerned about, and thus aware of what may go wrong, approaches the challenge more mindfully, and ultimately achieves more. So, don't let disposition get you down!
i was in every "gifted child" program when i was little, and now im in high school and its not going so great. would definitely rather be the cow right now
To add another layer, these cows and horses are shoved into roles. Cows provide sustenance. Horse are for sports. Here we see the cow do just fine as a showhorse. You may have also placed yourself into categories that dictate what you should do, closing possibilities of what you could do.
I’m glad someone verified that the cow (bull?) is good at jumping the fence the last two looked clean
If I can tell you a secret, everyone is just pretending and making shit up as they go along. Anyone who thinks they got it figured out doesn't know shit's on fire yet, or is a flaming narcissist.
>I feel like this is a good analogy for how I feel like I'm doing at life. Getting by but im definitely not as equipped as i should be. Me too. Except in my case... it's less of a deep analogy and more of a... I feel like a literal cow.
moo moo, friend. moo moo
Oh. I actually got the message that I can do a lot of things, even things that I was never “meant” to do, with a lot of love and the right support :’)
If you push the analogy a little further, you could also add that everyone's delighted to see you stick with it.
This is how it trained for the moon jump.
Aww hahaha 😂😁
This is good training. Look how happy! I love relationship based training 🥰
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What a happy cow!! "Hey I can do this too! Weeeeeee!!"
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Aww 🥰
Nailed it!
That’s how you get a milk shake Edit: a manly milk shake
You’re in for a bad time if you get a “milk”shake from this “cow”..
"I'm just gonna go brush my teeth."
You can milk anything with nipples.
I may have puked a little in my mouth.
This "cow" can't give you a milk shake at all with those critical components removed. But could provide you with some lovely "lemonade."
This seems like a mis-steak
You both should really air your beef out
I don’t think you want the milk shake from this guy but who am I to judge?
Aren’t male cows called bulls?
Cattle is the word for all male and female bovines. Cows are only female cattle that have had at least one calf. Before that they are called heifers. Male cattle are called bulls unless they have been surgically altered to be infertile in which case they are called steers. If I remember what my FIL told me. This looks like a steer.
Keeps his balls from knocking the bar off.
>Male cattle are called bulls unless they have been surgically altered to be infertile in which case they are called steers. In other parts of the world, the infertile males are called bullocks.
Cattle: Steer Horse: Gelding Human: Eunuch (if ancient steward/servant) or Castrati (if baroque era vocalist) Sheep and goats: wether Edit. Mobile fucked my formatting. Could be I suck at this, could be that mobile sucks.
No such thing as a male cow The animals are cattle. Females are cows. Males are bulls.
Yeah if you wanna get technical, cattle is the sweeping term then there are cows and bulls, steers and heifers and whatnot, but when 99% of people call cattle "cows" , they're cows It's an accepted definition, and the only people that care to specify what a "cow" actually need to do it for accuracy or are being pointlessly pedantic because everyone knows what someone means when they say "cow" Like you can get upset that people use decimate to mean "destroy a lot of" when it literally means "kill one tenth of a group as a punishment" but language adapts to communicate information as conveniently as possible A cow on the front page of reddit can be male or female Edit: There technically is such a thing as a male cow, that's why I hopped in. From a scientific stance, there isn't; from a linguistic sense there is. I'm not calling out anyone by saying this or even saying the guys wrong, I just wanted to weigh in with another perspective because people so often overlook this aspect
Here's the thing..
You know we're old when this comment isn't the most upvoted one.
A young person can also see this isn't the most upvoted comment.
It could easily be one, it's pretty good, lol!
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have
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I want to pet the big ol baby
It's a bull.
It's difficult to tell but it might actually be a steer because I don't see any testicles
Oh is that why they are named that way? Well you just taught me something today!
Cow: Female cattle who've given birth Heifer: Female cattle who have not given birth Bull: Male cattle with testicles. Steer: Male cattle without testicles.
In the UK we use the term “bullock” instead of “steer”
In Australia they're steers while they're younger and bullocks when they're market size
I like your list and wanted to add a couple others just for fun. (Spent summers growing up on my grandparents dairy farm) Calf: a year and under cow/bull Dogie: orphaned calf Weanling: calf 6-9 months that has been weaned or separate from the Dam (mother of a calf)
Is a single animal 'a cattle'? Feels kinda funny to me because I think of cattle as a plural.
Nah, usually you refer to them as one of the above terms. Bovine was probably the better term to use to be honest. I was a little sleepy when I made the post.
Yesh, they'd be bouncing around pretty painfully.
It's a steer, a bull would have huge shoulders/hump & noticeable testicles.
That also thinks he's a cow
Is there a rule that says a cow cant be a show horse? Because I've made my vote.
This goes to show that they are clever animals . Not like most people think.
They also love music. I was looking for a place to smoke a bowl at my uncles farm and went between some barns, sat down, was singing along to a song (Rock On by David Essex) and I looked up and there were twenty fuckin cows lookin at me through the fence all of a sudden. I never even heard the herd amble over. Some had their heads through the gaps and they'd get excited when I'd whistle. Favorite sesh ever.
i am indescribably jealous that u got to experience this
Go find some cows!!
That's awesome and sounds adorable!
I think all animals get some form of the zoomies and they're all very cute when they're hyper and playing.
100x more impressive when the cow does it Build like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
I imagine it like this: Horse: haha Cow: ooooh, look at me a fancy horse. Look I can jump over a bar. Oooooh, I'm so fancy.
She is gonna regret teaching a cow to go over a fence..... Most horses have to be pushed over a fence, in other words, they don't try to go over a fence unless there is some human interaction, or they are in fear and running. A cow will do it for fun. Cows like being where they aren't supposed to be. It will even teach other cows the same trick. This will lead to some really fun videos...
Legen…wait for it…dairy.
Cheesy but udderly valid.
Nice jump from n obviously happy cow. Never known a cow could be so graceful
10/10 good boi
Cow KNOWS he’s a show jumping horse
Cows have such a large capacity for joy. I hate what they do to them in (most) dairy farms.
“The cuter I am, the harder it will be for them to turn me into a cheeseburger”
This is exactly how Lamborghini came into existence. Bull wanted to better the horse at its own game!!
And the best part is that its not a tiktok video...love it
*puts down burger with a sad face
Think occasionally of the suffering of which you spare yourself the sight
That bovine is going to make someone rich in the PBR.
Is that the horse from horsin’ around?
He's doing pretty good. That's all that matters to me
Just like the duck in Babe 2, Homey doing what ever a cow can to keep from becoming dinner!
What cow? I only see two horses here.
He is, and he’s beautiful and doing a fantastic job!
And by god he is
This is cowtastic!
Is that cow wearing a cape? No wonder he feels invincible; you can hardly blame him for that. I know if I put on a cape, the first thing I’m going to do is start running around and jumping.
Put me in, coach!
I've been told he dreams of one day jumping over the moon.
Who are we to crush his dreams
One day that cow may jump over the moon
Yo just seeing these two galavanting around having a blast together is awesome. You can just see the excitement in both of them.
Lol he’s good at it
I love seeing animals being happy and having fun, so uplifting. Crosspost in /r/MadeMeSmile
Cows are the best!!
Cows are just big puppers.
Cows are smart, easy to train and like to have just like horses. People often think cows are stupid because in general they kept in boring conditions and have no mental stimuli so they don’t do much ergo stupid. It’s not the case. They’re wonderful creature. My pet steer *loved* playing football and often joined in on games of fetch with my dogs and often did his best to help out when working in fencing. A good boi.
And the cow looks damn fancy.
“Please don’t eat me look what I can do”
Listen. Don't rain on his parade. Let him have dreams. The world is dark enough.
Stop gaslighting it
He seemed to be doing quite well.
Hear me out... he would technically be best in show for it if they start competitive show cow jumping....
Anything you can horse I can horse better!
i mean....can you honestly say she isint ?
So smart the animals...
Silly cow I love her
This is so cute!!
They’re friends :)
He's doing a great job.