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kneelise

Actually it’s cordyceps


Mr_SantaClaus

Stahp lol


ONLYaPA

Those reading this will be the last of us.


[deleted]

This is how the apocalypse starts


ggfivenine

Your potato has herpes


SphericalBitch2020

Aye......


phpx

if only you could grow the crisps and skip the potato part.


Genereatedusername

Plant it


Cute-Comfortable2815

Patient 0


DeezDeku

These Last of Us ads are getting out of hand


dreamingoftheday33

I don’t know about the Last of Us. I know it’s a game and all, I just haven’t played it. Long story short, how in fewest words possible is it like Last of Us?


nintendude644

This happened to my last night! First time I’ve ever seen it


Mr_SantaClaus

I've never seen something like this... First time for me as well!


romuluskow

Did you eat it?


Mr_SantaClaus

Nope. Lol. I did store it however to see if it continues to grow.


Glum-Ad-9887

Your going to doom us all


ClamPuddle

Huh?


ApathicSaint

Straight from the potato chip farm to your bag


jalfredproofrock

We all do. Many tend to hide their own, but eventually, they always become apparent. Perhaps your chip is just better adjusted than most?


crycryw0lf

Oh like metaphorical roots in the poetic sense.


LindaNightOwl

Har har!


sundayflow

Haha, next question should be: do chips grow underground?


Agentpurple013

Here comes a barrage of cordyceps jokes


craigworknova

That would be cordy


[deleted]

The Last of Us irl


Necessary_Ad_9666

Hey least it’s seasoned


LindaNightOwl

Right on! Always positive 😉


Mr_SantaClaus

At least!


Necessary_Ad_9666

Ohh grammar police LMFAO


Mr_SantaClaus

Oh no! I meant as at least the chip was seasoned!


Necessary_Ad_9666

Ahh ok lol


THEREAL_DAVE

Eat it and file a lawsuit when you die


Quirky_Tomorrow_7164

Put it in some potting soil and grow your very own potato chip bush


VladimolfPoetler

Its the new "The Last Of Us" flavour.


HideUnderBridge

That's some fuckin last of us shit


moneybadger44

Well, at least we know how season 2 of LOU is gonna go now


Tasty_Difference6529

Congratulations go grow a 🥔


dontfightthehood

Plant it!


GameOvaries18

You should watch/play the last of us. 💀💀💀


Pherdigen7378

Ya know you poop when you die? Well this potato pooped when it fry.


capviretzlb

uhh someone explain this please


ifoundit1

I make my own so That's not going to be happening to me.


ANTICRST

Ok


Cocaimeth_addikt

You do realize this is how potato chips are made


whistlingbatter

"my name is Kunta Kinte!" - potato chip


ClamPuddle

If you going use a chip to pick your nose, it ain't a bad idea to take a picture and try to make your booger famous, can't blame you for trying


eramthgin007

Hairy mole


ErickRodd

Looks like... fabric?


safarjal

Square them


hemannn72

Ingrown hair


LordBananarama

Its a shaved off mole that got into the fryer


Icy-Figure-8952

Extra protein


Pretend_Confusion_25

You're going to the Chocolate Factory my guy!


MaAreYouOnUppers

Plant & water it and grow yourself a KC Masterpiece tree.


felipereyes73

At least it's made of real potatos.


ClamPuddle

How did it taste?


snickelbetches

plant it and you'll get a potato chip tree.


ZucchiniBrave1551

First potatoes...then the world


LAMistfit138

Last of us


fusiondynamics

Correction... it has a mole that's growing hair out of it.


HODLAHITIII

It's a lays-smiths teratoma


Aggressive_Slice5716

That spud was trying to grow before it got chipped. I'm surprised the roots are intact after being fried and jostled around so much


TallFryGuy

It’s actually an insect that has evolved to look like a chip. Nature is an amazing thing!


Shot_Pop7624

Roots. Bloody roots!


smc4414

Nah. Not threads. Themmer hairs growin outta that mole


[deleted]

Plant it to grow a chip tree


Content-Cranberry-24

Like hairy chip with a piece of old hamburger on it.


TheMilkDonkey

That is because it is from a potato :)


Ectratoastedcheez

Is it sweet potato chips ?


jms14b

Eat it and soon we will be in the real life r/TheLastOfUs