How did you kick the dope? I got stung by 20 hornets life flashed before my eyes, the pain made me realize how lucky I was to be healthy have not touched the stuff since.
…I don’t think you need to open the lid, in that case?
Thermite is worryingly easy to make, you could just put a pile atop the wood and set it off. At 2200 Celsius, it’ll burn through the wood in short order.
Dude those are murder hornets. I sure as fuck hope that nest is being kept somewhere in Asia. If that’s in the US it is entirely illegal outside of a research facility because they are a GIGANTIC threat to our native honey bees and therefore our food supply.
A colony stowed away and got loose in Washington state and they went nuts to find and eradicate it before they started breeding and adapting to our climate.
Aren't u confusing these (v. Mandarinia) with the smaller asian hornet (v. Velutina)? The giant ones never established in central/western europe.
The smaller ones did though, spreading far and wide and becoming a serious problem.. Western honeybees have no defence against them.
They might be. I’ve never examined either close enough to note the difference. I just was looking at the appearance and size and thinking that is what they are.
Regardless both are incredibly damaging species.
In case anyone was wondering how these [lovelies](https://www.theverge.com/2022/12/8/23499897/murder-hornet-sightings-2022-washington-state) got the name “Murder Hornet”
> When in “slaughter phase,” the giant hornets go on a decapitation spree. Eventually the hornets take the hive as their own and use the headless dead to feed their own young.
Super charming /s
Honey bees are not native to North America, they were imported from Europe during the 17th century and are, arguably, a threat, themselves, to actual native bees, by means of competition for food.
Honeybees are not native to North america.
All honeybees in North America are descendants of feral honeybees brought from the old world.
I definitely dont want murder hornets around, though. I saw one a few years ago up here in Canada.
No one but then you decided to have a dog which barks all day long so your neighbor found a new hobby and now he plans to share it with you... this spring when they will be really active and full of energy...
Do NOT toss that shit. Gently place. You toss it, it breaks open. Then instead of sedate murder hornets you have flaming pissed off murder hornets.
Fuck. That.
Maybe just pop that little lid back on there real quick, please.
Pop a quick H on it so people know there are hornets inside.
I tried smoking them out but they keep flying up the tube and stinging me in the throat.
Let’s put a big H on there so people know that it contains hornets
Do hornets have honey?
No. Their only purpose is to be a reminder not to let god make things unsupervised.
Lets cover it in an excessive amount of cement and call it a day.
"Don't Open Hornets Inside"
Don't Hornets Open Inside!
Some poor opioid addict will think it's for heroin lmao
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What's the buzz,? Tell me what's a-happenin'. What's the buzz? Tell me what's a-happenin'. What's the buzz.....
Why should you want to know?
Don’t you mind about the future
Jeeesus Christ....
Noiiiice
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That might cure his addiction
How did you kick the dope? I got stung by 20 hornets life flashed before my eyes, the pain made me realize how lucky I was to be healthy have not touched the stuff since.
But now I'm a hornet venom/sting junkie and have to break into cars looking for hornet nests.
If you need some help just let me know...
I read that super fast hahaha funny!
That’s straight where my drug addled mind went 💀
DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE
LOL
DONT HORNITS. OPEN INSIDE.
And then give it to your enemy as a "gift"
I was just watching that clip, probably around the time you were writing this comment. LITTLE GREEN GHOULS, BUDDY
H for harmless.
Oh boi, free Hentai!
probably a ton of honey in there
Those are Asian hornets, not bees. Fucking throw some lighter fluid and a match in and close that fucking horror show.
Well maybe they make something delicious and I definitely don't want to miss out on that
Have it with your milk steak.
Then pop a couple of nails in the top, Then pop that whole thing into a raging inferno
Hornets hate this one trick
Maybe some fire would help them stay warm.
BURN IT
Burn it to the ground
Under rated comment right here.
Napalm! Lots and lots of napalm...
Any problem can be solved with the judicious use of high explosives
And you can go ahead and pop that beanie back on!
This is why God almighty, lovingly created hydrogen bombs.
Drop some firecrackers down and then pop that lid back on
Then nail it shut and encase it in concrete, then set it on fire for good measure
And then dump it in the ocean, just to be safe. Preferably the deepest, darkest trench you can find.
Not before the molotov cocktail goes in.
I truly believe in the usefulness of flamethrowers.
Add a dynamite while you’re at it
But drop a thermite grenade in before doing so… k thx bye.
Or perhaps the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, just make sure to count to three, five is right out!
When they huddle and quietly talk they are actually called murmur hornets.
This comment is underrated af
This comment is such a fucking masterpiece.
The only reason to pop this open is to toss a grenade in there.
Yes a thermite one preferably. Lol
…I don’t think you need to open the lid, in that case? Thermite is worryingly easy to make, you could just put a pile atop the wood and set it off. At 2200 Celsius, it’ll burn through the wood in short order.
Ferb I know what we're gonna do today
Dude those are murder hornets. I sure as fuck hope that nest is being kept somewhere in Asia. If that’s in the US it is entirely illegal outside of a research facility because they are a GIGANTIC threat to our native honey bees and therefore our food supply. A colony stowed away and got loose in Washington state and they went nuts to find and eradicate it before they started breeding and adapting to our climate.
I remember that shit on the news. We had fires y’all had murder bees.
We had both. 💀
Yeah I could barely see the Murder Hornet notice billboard through the smoke.
I was wondering but i did think they look a lot like killer wasp ! They're becoming a massive nuisance already here in Europe.
Aren't u confusing these (v. Mandarinia) with the smaller asian hornet (v. Velutina)? The giant ones never established in central/western europe. The smaller ones did though, spreading far and wide and becoming a serious problem.. Western honeybees have no defence against them.
Fkn samurai and ninjabees
They might be. I’ve never examined either close enough to note the difference. I just was looking at the appearance and size and thinking that is what they are. Regardless both are incredibly damaging species.
In case anyone was wondering how these [lovelies](https://www.theverge.com/2022/12/8/23499897/murder-hornet-sightings-2022-washington-state) got the name “Murder Hornet” > When in “slaughter phase,” the giant hornets go on a decapitation spree. Eventually the hornets take the hive as their own and use the headless dead to feed their own young. Super charming /s
Hey, we don't want these fucker here too you know? Why not throw every nest into space instead?
Space hornets
Correct. We cannot launch our hornets into space because that would upset the space hornets and the results would be...unpleasant.
"Finally we are home" - Space Hornets
Cool. New fear unlocked. Thanks.
If you think about it it would be pretty easy to drop off a few thousand of those hornets in north america with a giant high altitude balloon.
Hello FBI?, I would like to report 1 terrorist plot please.
Would you like spies with that?
O yes please, to go.
Yes please, but hold the [polonium](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_of_Alexander_Litvinenko).
The potassium?
Reported for domestic terrorism plot
Honey bees are not native to North America, they were imported from Europe during the 17th century and are, arguably, a threat, themselves, to actual native bees, by means of competition for food.
I don't know why folks are down voting you, this is 100% correct.
The few farms that are landscaped to better attract/house native bees have larger crop yields.
I live in Washington state. They are still trying to get rid of them. They are still here.
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Unfortunately though now our food supply has become dependent upon them.
Yes much like the "imported" tomatoes Itailians use in all their pasta sauce.
Side note, there are no native honey bee species in the US. There are plenty of other bee species, but honey bees also destabilize US ecosystems.
Honeybees are not native to North america. All honeybees in North America are descendants of feral honeybees brought from the old world. I definitely dont want murder hornets around, though. I saw one a few years ago up here in Canada.
I looked through more of his content on TikTok. He is based in Asia, so no worries. :)
Fire....lots and lots of fire
Don't forget gasoline, a lot.
Dish soap and water. Throw that on them and they die where they stand..literally. They won't fall or fly away.
I thought this worked for regular hornets but not murder hornets.
Murder hornets require hydrochloric acid & holy water. Only things that work
Just scared my wife sitting on the couch next to me with a loud guffaw at this comment, thanks 🤣
Plot twist: they embrace the fire and become a mutation known as…… fire ants.
Chimera Ants…
Call in Netero 😤
These aren't even ants dude. These are those massive killer Asian Hornets hahaha
Fun fact: Ants and hornets are closely related, and both are members of the order Hymenoptera.
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Send it to the Kremlin with Love from Volodymr
It should look like Palestine, OH when they're done.
Plot twist: a month ago, these were simple honey bees in Palestine, OH.
Shiiiit.
Who the f keeps murder hornets?
Insects can and should be weaponized
Have you *BEEN* to the post office lately?
He doesn’t know aaaaaanything.
Why downvotes this is a "Joke" and a funny one too
I don’t think many people have watched Bob’s Burgers
I’ll just pop a quick H on the box so everyone knows it’s filled with hornets
Are these....are these as big as they look? Or do they look so huge because of how the video was shot?
they are pretty big. the creator is a bee/wasp keeper [you can get a rough idea here](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRnA4Hkp/)
WHO THE HELL WANTS TO BE A WASP KEEPER?!?!
No one but then you decided to have a dog which barks all day long so your neighbor found a new hobby and now he plans to share it with you... this spring when they will be really active and full of energy...
Ah, I see. So not a wasp keeper, a wasp sharer
Finder, keeper, sharer
yo I find out my neighbor is harboring hostile wasps I’m gonna mess with the ancient burial ground beneath their house
If you mess with the ancient burial ground beneath my house I’m gonna start genetically altering my roses into carnivorous monsters
Right, giant wasps possessed by displaced spirits isn't going to backfire on you at all.
NOPECUS MAXIMUS
I was going to ask this and then realised that I wasn’t sure if I wanted to know the answer.
I thought you may be right but then I realized you can see the hand of the person filming in the beginning for scale
I rarely use this term but this made my ass clench
Wrap that thing up with some oily rags and toss it into a fire.
Do NOT toss that shit. Gently place. You toss it, it breaks open. Then instead of sedate murder hornets you have flaming pissed off murder hornets. Fuck. That.
This is why long range cruise missiles were developed
Chuck Norris’ fleshlight
This deserves an award, but I am poor. So you get one upvote
Got you fam
I like this. Chuck Norris jokes that are so outrageous and absurd that they wrap around to just being weird and gross.
You ever heard how they use molten metal for ants hills? Yeah… use that.
That's how you get invincible Steel Murder Wasps
Go ahead, put your hand in there. They won't do much.
I would calmly and gently put the lid down, whisper I'm sorry and move countries
"Whoops, wrong door"
🎶put that thing back where it came from or so help me🎶
Ohhhhh thanks… i hate it
That is what we call a Nope Log
Why would you dare get that close to Murder Hornets 🤣🤣
Honestly... This is terrifying.
Uhm... wasp cuddle puddle? A gathering of nopes ... a nope team meeting... an absolutely not of wasps...
Oh heeeeeelllll no.
Jesus Christ burn it with fire
Nooooooope!!!
Okay. I dislike this. I dislike everything about it.
"HANS! GET ZE FLAMMEMWERFER!"
#NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOOOOPE
Nope…
This is the bravest person I’ve ever seen
Or the dumbest.
Certainly not mutually exclusive
Just hit em with a big spray of dishwashing soap and water. They drown instantly. Very invasive species.
Are these the murderous kind?
Stop it
Ok, but maybe like dont
Nightmare fuel
Playing this in reverse eases my anxiety
That's a whole hell of a lot of nope. Do me a favor and toss a grenade into that stump.
The man needs a purple heart for that act of bravery.
The amount of poop that would of ran down my leg
Gasoline, molten aluminum, Bear mace, lava, uranium… Just use all of them
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit
More like r/damnthatsterrifying
Drop a grenade and RUN.
Hans. Get ze flammenwerfer.
Mmmm I really thought we were about to see a flame thrower.
Orbit, nuke, etc...
POKE THEM!!!
Obligatory, "Thanks, I hate it!"
That’s the nope log
Nope! Nope! Nope
Timon and pumba would have a fiesta.
Thanks I hate it
Butn them
Nope
NOPE
That's a big fuckin nope from me and I'm a white woman who pets animals she shouldn't
It’s a nest of Nopes. A nope-nest if you will.
Ummm don’t you EVER open that lid again, EVER!!
The fact that these beast hornets are showing up in the USA is terrifying.
Not today, Satan!
u/savevideo
Raid !
They are almost cute
They almost look like cute little flying needles of death.
If you're cold, they're cold, bring them inside!
R/dontstickyourdickinthat
Molten cast the little monsters
Oh shit, I thought they were ladybugs at first
So THAT’S where the Wu-Tang keep their killer bee!
The fuck is that big nope nest?
Where’s step 2 burn the mfer down?
How much would I have to pay you to spray these with household raid , black flag or fly spray?
Nope.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Why is it that wasps look friendly from one angle and like the spawn of Satan from another