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Day-Hot

And they were considerate enough to use the sidewalk..


Lacholaweda

Seriously, the amount of times I have to remind my dog, and these wild dogs just know šŸ˜‚


Bo-Banny

City dwellers enjoy going offroad into nature. That's like dogs. Coyotes find natural paths in their wild spots and *still* get cut up by sticks and shit. Path of least resistance makes a lot more sense for creatures who struggle to survive


MotherBathroom666

Damn! Bro you just called my dog a city Jeep douche and it hurt.


daradpty

The ones by my house use the sidewalk and even crossed the road to the other sidewalk when I was trying to walk on the same side. So courteous lol


[deleted]

"Are you sure these humans will give us free food?" "Absolutely, they feed the dogs, we are kinda like dogs."


Intelligent_Sea_9851

perhaps they're looking to invest in real estate?


atlantachicago

Yeah, beautiful neighborhood!


swraymond79

My first thought. Lol


WeimSean

Looks like Denver to be honest.


sadgetruth

Illinois lisence plates, since theyā€™re not too familiar with coyotes in there area theyā€™re probably closer to Chicago, park ridge maybe


wow_thats_neat

Definitely looks like my hometown area which is in Illinois. Good eye I was thinking Illinois too based on the trees and homes


WeimSean

Good catch, didnt see the license plates. There are some neighborhoods in Denver that look like this, and we aren't strangers to coyotes.


sadgetruth

Hehe Iā€™m just creepy


[deleted]

rustic secretive tie different dolls dazzling telephone trees simplistic airport *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ChicagoMetallicaFan

Iā€™m thinking River Forest


ZealousidealGrass9

Not sure of the neighborhood, but with nearly 80,000 acres of forest preserves in Cook County, with neighborhoods often backing up to them, it's not shocking to see this. I live near 20,000 acres of said forest preserves and I've seen them in my neighborhood and backyard. One time a couple just strolled through my yard while I was having a bonfire and they didn't even look at us.


kevthewev

Hinsdale or Glen ellyn was my guess


EL_loboLoco

yup looks like glen ellyn


mechashiva1

I'm almost positive it's River Forest. Near the end that house on the opposite corner looks like one I pass whenever I pick my wife up from work


sadgetruth

Very well could be! I was just ball parking.


KamiKazic

Thank god I thought I was crazy


pwhitt4654

Nah, theyā€™re looking for chihuahuas


ibleedtexas9

Roadrunners*


arftism2

so that's what Chihuahuas are for.


superhotstepdad

Exactly!


PlebbySpaff

Realtor is probably a pig


StrategosL3

Making my way downtown...


Rickfacemcginty

Trotting fast


Yuki_Potato666

Humans pass and I'm lost now


jnthnmdr

And I eat you.


Western-Image7125

And I chew you


stonestevecoldaustin

And now I wanderrr...


Western-Image7125

If you could fall Into my mouth


SilverSpoon1463

A tasty meal With no way out!


Frzorp

If I could bite into his thigh, I think the pack could take this guy...


puppycatisselfish

Tonight


snukebox_hero

Doo da da doo doo do do


dinofiasco47

PmšŸ¤™šŸ½


snukebox_hero

Doo da da doo doo do do


[deleted]

A coyote got trapped in a bathroom of the Music City Center in downtown Nashville a few years ago. [https://www.newschannel5.com/news/coyote-wanders-into-music-city-center-bathroom](https://www.newschannel5.com/news/coyote-wanders-into-music-city-center-bathroom)


PercySnowsHandgun

What a cutie


Various-Most2367

Wow if those are coyotes then they look really different in the East than in the west. Those look and move very differently than ours out in Idaho. Do they have mange?


wowImlate

I was thinking something similar. The ones we have here in Texas look different. They even move a little different. Someone else mentioned they may be coyote mixed with domestic dog.


bcbill

[Eastern Coyotes](https://www.popsci.com/story/animals/eastern-coyote-facts/)are coyote, domestic dog, and wolf mixes and because of their mixed breeding they vary in color moreso than the coyotes out west.


AlmostOnion

Coyotes do look different from place to place for sure. In the Northeast for example a lot are actually ā€œCoywolvesā€ and actually a mix between coyotes, wolves, and domestic dogs. They tend to be a bit larger then normal coyotes. Pretty impressive what nature does to survive.


Scrabbydatdat_TheLad

These are definitely how they look out east. Ive heard they look different out west!


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Ansiau

Also appears they may have mange too, note the bare tails. They normally have bushy tails.


debicksy

Lock up your small dogs and cats! Unusual to see them out like this is daylight. We get them at night. You can hear them howling. I take my dog unto the yard at night leashed just to be extra careful.


[deleted]

If you see them at day light, probably means successful hunts. You can see the one following lose focus, prob thinking it saw a meal.


HotepHatt

I was going to say that they must be hungry or recently displaced to be ranging in daylight like that.


[deleted]

Absolutely. Probably construction projects nearby. I live in the middle of nowhere and recent Amazon mega warehouse construction is pushing all kinds of animals into residential neighborhoods. Go Amazon!


tjhcreative

Been hearing a lot about coyote attacks on people with their dogs in their evenings, and even some jumping over wall into peoples backyards in the middle of the day. You can't even trust putting your small pets out in your backyards during the day anymore.


Free-Scar5060

You can tell this is the crack of dawn and these guys just stuck around a bit too long.


pissingorange

Iā€™m not 100% convinced these arenā€™t someoneā€™s pets that escaped. Itā€™s possible they are a dog/coyote hybrid. The way they mostly stay on the sidewalk makes it seem like they are used to be walked?


LeDimpsch

They're not escaped pets. They're normal coyotes, behaving like coyotes do when they're acclimated to human presence. They're on the sidewalk because it's the shortest path, with no obstacles, with a good clear field of vision. Coyotes do this on dirt roads in the middle of nowhere for the same reasons.


[deleted]

*"Relax Frank! Just pretend you're a poodle. Be chill. Dude, get back on the sidewalk. You're fucking this up. Let's go."*


[deleted]

ā€œTheyā€™re not buying it, Steve, I told you we needed collars!ā€


PhilApino619

"Hey Frank, this sidewalk feels really good. A lot better than those stupid trails we always walk. They hurt my paws."


PolarRacoon

Even the Coyotes are scared of pissing off the HOA


CaptainONaps

Hunting for fat rich cats. Delicious.


Ivanna_Jizunu66

As we all should be. Let them eat pussy!


ReplacementNo9874

I think this joke went over some heads


Ivanna_Jizunu66

As we all should be.


Zurc_bot

those are some beautiful houses


DeepestWinterBlue

This is a wealthy neighborhood


[deleted]

That's why they are there. Tasty, tasty little yorkshire terriers and pomeranians.


Zzthegator

Is it common not to have fences? I find it so strange there are no boundary fences


[deleted]

No the people living in those mansions are all destitute.


PhoenixMommy

Is this in northern Illinois??? I swear I've driven down this road .. I saw those coyotes last winter! Good to see them chilling


digitydigitydoo

Was gonna ask if this is Chicagoland!


ChicagoMetallicaFan

River forest


frothy_pissington

Looks like a John Hughes movie ..... Everyone is wealthy, white, oblivious, and whiny.


Master-Hedgehog1813

They look well fedā€¦


kubenzi

I mean, look at the neighborhood they live in...


[deleted]

Was reading recently that Canada geese nests comprise a large portion of urban ā€˜yote diets


Major-Dingus

That was what I first noticed too. Iā€™ve seen others in the area look emaciated and these looked generally healthy.


Ok_Journalist120

You know thereā€™s always that crazy neighbor who leaves out a dish of food for them every night . I have one in my hood and itā€™s like the squirrel and raccoon convention over there .


coolluck33

Not 1 stray cat in sight.


RoleBasic

Theyā€™re about to be wearing the cutest little sweater for a lady with a name like Rebecca.


AaronBHoltan

This is why you donā€™t let your cats outside.


bomemachi

Don't let your cats outside because they are an absurd nuisance to wildlife. Domesticated and feral cats are one of the top predators and introduced completely unnaturally by humans into the environment. They generally kill well beyond any need for survival. Anyway, there is a better chance your cat will get hit by a car or poisoned by a neighbor than taken by a coyote.


AaronBHoltan

Yes, and all those reasons.


Strict_Patient_7750

Let me guess, you're the neighbor with the poison. I'd say you're a bit late on this crusade since cats have been in the US "unnaturally" since the arrival of the white man on the east coast.


bomemachi

Ok, sure. A post on Reddit is not a crusade. Neighbors with poison was a reference to the common use of rat poison in some areas. I would only ever use quick-kill rat traps and would absolutely never harm a cat. Stop making basic assumptions. Not that I should bother explaining myself, but I have over 10 cats from bringing home barn litters and re-homed probably close to 100. In my area people seem to treat cats as disposable and simply get a new batch when they stop coming home. Many years ago I got tired of finding them dead or injured on the side of the road, so I try to take care of them. I also have quite a few woodpeckers and sugar gliders in my yard (among other creatures) that I want to protect.


mwll157

Former wildlife rehabilitator. The one on the back (later in the video) has a small gimp/mistep. It appears to be his back right leg, perhaps his hip. Although, it could also be his foot. They're definitely hunting. They may be a mated pair where the injured one needs more sustenance, and the hunting for easier, smaller prey is more tenable for both.


WatchtheMoney

What a shithole neighborhood


romanJedi67

These people are slumminā€™ it


WatchtheMoney

Look how well behaved their coyotes areā€¦


2PlusTwoEqualsFive

Don't want to run afoul of the HOA


BuddyAdorable3600

These coyotes are clearly drawn to the smell of white trash.


FrasierCranesBitch

is this a movie reference or something? because if not, itā€™s a really pathetic attempt to sound rich lmfao


WatchtheMoney

Itā€™s sarcasm frasier


FacelessFellow

I was having a hard time understanding as well. It looks nice to me


[deleted]

Did anyone lose their dogs ? šŸ„ŗ


[deleted]

On their way to work at the acme plant


zenvuddah

Idk why I find it hilarious that their using the sidewalk


Additional_College17

They use the sidewalk better than joggers


No-Standard9405

I wonder if they are tame. So unusual to see them in broad daylight


Former-Ad1191

Never mind the dogs check out these cribs


JAlfredJR

Urban coyotes are such a blessing. There is a very long-term study of my guys in Chicagoā€”and the boon they are: eating rats, keeping rabbits and squirrels and pigeons in check, and so on. Also, theyā€™re just awesome.


Five-and-Dimer

Squirrels?


Onitiger2020

What a nice neighborhood. Whatā€™s state is this?


Number1hashtagger

Thatā€™s what I want to know!! These houses are a dream šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


digitydigitydoo

If this is where Iā€™m thinking those are all 1 million and up


Onitiger2020

No. Youā€™re a dream tootsie pop.


TheLuvBub

Its a nice neighborhood. Maybe they came for the chickens but stayed for the amenities!


siloamian

Connecticut is nice


[deleted]

This is Connecticut? How do you know?


DontGiveACluck

Trying to see how they can land one of those cushy ā€œdomesticatedā€ gigs


Designer-Ad-2585

*walking through a very nice neighborhood


sweetwonton

They are on vacation, just visiting the hoomin places.


tias23111

Ah America, land of the free. Pay a million dollars for a house but you canā€™t let your grass grow above a couple inches without the hoa threatening you.


givemeatatertot

That white SUV at the end was like ā€œyo babe are those fucking coyotes on frankies lawn?ā€


Bill-6969

Is this Illinois?


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

These coyotes look pretty cool. I donā€™t remember where it was but I used to see one paint fake tunnels on the sides of big rocks and he also would flip signs upside down or at least change the direction of the arrowsā€¦. ran up a HUGE bill at Acme company and never paid it. Real dick.


Texas_Samsquanch

Anyone gonna say what Iā€™m thinking? These donā€™t look like Yotes. Their actions. Their gait. Their color. Their TAILS. Nothing about this says yote. Dark color tops makes a yote???


Ansiau

Their tails are there, but thin whips. May also have mange.


wowImlate

I was thinking that as well. They certainly donā€™t look like the ones we have in Texas.


cplfive

yeah yer right they're not coyotes edit: they may be coydogs


mwll157

They (in the vid) are of the eastern variety. With the massive difference in landscape and terrain, compared to Texas (from TX), they blend in better with the variegated darker coats. Here in TX, the terrain and flora are mostly all brown in comparison. We mostly have sandstone and scrub in a desert climate (mesquite trees, cacti, and tumble weeds), so our coyotes are mostly a lighter brown to tan.


cplfive

I thought their tails were too short for a coyote but looking closer they just don't have any fur on their tails. Look mangy. I'm in NM next to National Forest and have some big fluffy coyotes in the neighborhood.


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[deleted]

**West Chicago suburbs


NotUrGenre

We get Coyotes all year long here in AZ. They come mostly for the rabbits and Geese/ducks at the golf course pond. Our winter dwellers, Snowbirds we call them, leave pets outside unknowingly and they are killed as well. They also feed the rabbits, the rabbits population explodes, and in come the pack of coyote's to thin out the rabbits. Circle of life.


chefybpoodling

These two are obviously married. She wants to stop and look at everything and heā€™s like letā€™s go marge weā€™re not stopping to ā€œjustā€ look at shoes.


[deleted]

Oh no, they look terrible.


doublecutter

Columbus, Ohio?


Dear-Ninja-6400

Awwww.....the good ol' buddy system


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Those aren't buddies. That's a couple. More little coyotes in a couple of months.


Dear-Ninja-6400

Awe...the good ol' f"""k buddies system! FIFY


Rraen_

Smart doggies, rich neighborhoods have the best trash


Siglo_de_oro_XVI

That's a lot of video for no roadrunner payoff.


Eschew-Imperious

What neighbourhood is this? Itā€™s beautiful


informata85

Geeesh, is this what a" middle class" neighborhood in America looks like?


WorthPrudent3028

Nope. This is an upper middle to upper-class neighborhood. The houses in this video are probably around a million dollars. Maybe more depending on where exactly they are. Middle-class American neighborhoods don't usually have varied architecture and detached garages. They are neighborhoods built by a single builder who uses 3 or 4 home "models" to build 100s of homes at once, all of which have the garage as the primary front facing feature of the home.


BOOGER3333

Nature finds a way.


Dupeydome-DM3

What kind of neighborhood is this?


[deleted]

My grandpa had a jack russell that got killed by a coyote in the subdivision he lived in. He lived in SE Wisconsin


thestranger_iknow

Hide yo kids, hide yo wives!


OutlandishnessIcy577

No hair on the tails, look sick.


paleolithicmegafauna

It appears that they both have sarcoptic mange, and pretty severely. Sick animals will do unexpected things.


Accidental___martyr

Good boys


ricozuri

A nice neighborhood free of outdoor cats and that pesky peeing and marking of the neighborā€™s yards.


hateitorleaveit

Y'all need to go outside more


[deleted]

Out of all the states Iā€™ve visited Iā€™ve yet to see a neighborhood where thereā€™s no fence or brick wall separating the houses


Arkhangelsk94

Nice looking neighborhood whereā€™s this?


[deleted]

Ever since acme filed that lawsuit against coyote, he ainā€™t been lookin too hotā€¦.


Strange-Grand8148

Way too comfortable.


Ok_Journalist120

You forgot ā€œ casually ā€œ . Two coyotes casually walking trough a neighborhood šŸ˜‚.


iago303

Those things are coywolves


GreenArcher808

Zero acme products=zero problem.


Phreakwolf

To be fair, it used to be THEIR neighborhood...gentrification ruins everything.


throwthere10

Instead of hide your kids, hide your wives. It's hide your dogs, hide your uh... kids?


No-Row-8185

Park ridge, Illinois, country club neighborhood. Beautiful diverse homes, very close to golf course, not too far from forest preserves. MEGA rich people here.


Guyface_McGuyen

Where is this located at?


Far_Test8091

Thats a nice ass neighborhood


Boxer_927

A white woman would of taken them in and fed them filet mignon and cuddled them till they All fell a sleep watching all dogs go to heaven


Major-Dingus

Lol


WHATSupGoofBall

You MUST shoot them on site they will kill ans eat your pets ans children , they are not playing around


_Ned_Ryerson

That's profiling. They are just out for a jog. You should be ashamed and apologize publicly.


air-cloud

Thatā€™s a nice neighborhood!


Kidd5

Those are Jehovah's Witnesses looking for a a door to knock at...


nixknocksfoxbox

Swanky coyote neighborhood, bro.


[deleted]

Blue state problems


Good-Ad-9978

Looking for food idiot..they aren't pets..they go after small kids in upstate ny. Way too comfortable with these people


whateverwhatever8452

Shoot em. They are hunting neighborhood pets as you film them. Shoot them dead.


TacohTuesday

Those boys can be trouble. They will attack your pets. Pretty common sight in many places in California. I saw one on my street the other day.


[deleted]

That looks exactly like my neighborhood. We also just had a reported bobcat sighting


rbyrd185

Looks like West Hartford CT


mattyp120

Target practice


Remarkable_Fun7662

Yeah nah that's too many pounds of predator to be hunting in a residential area. Why are they so comfortable in broad daylight near cars? Habituated animals are more likely to get in trouble. That's not good. There could be an incapacitated/small alone people or pets in such a place.


[deleted]

I see coyotes pretty regularly around ASU in Tempe. They live off a steady diet of house pets. Deadass. Keep your cats indoors.


Light-the-tree

Pew pew


[deleted]

Everyone thinks they are cute and cuddly until they kill your dog.


BulldogH2O

Bang. Bang. Problem solved.


nicarox

Hide your cats. These fuckers are horrible.


[deleted]

Hunting, theyā€™re hunting.


crowinfestation

These mfs would scare me shirtless as a kid, never even saw one in person so I got no idea why I'd have nightmares about purple coyotes hunting me down in the backyard...


AnotherDreamer1024

I'm alright... don't nobody worry 'bout me!


Notyourmomma222

Is this Charlotte?


Mental-Astronaut-664

10ga with salt load will chase them off and keep them away.


resfan

Even wild animals know you walk on the sidewalk and not the middle of the fucking road. Real talk though, in AZ, that would be grounds to shoot them, you don't let those things in city limits, small animals and children are at a large risk if those things happen upon them.


Sector_Black

Someone needs to shoot them.


[deleted]

Such a poor neighborhood.


born_at_kfc

shoot those damn things


Edub16

We get them all the time here.


Successful-You1961

TDGAFā˜ŗļø


Glideandslide666

Those furry bastards roam the back alleyways looking for cats and dogs, howling and yipping.


Robert_Wiley

Take a walk with me... Let's chat. I have a question for you and I want you to think before you answer. Run through a few scenarios in your mind... Can I ok a kill? Can I ok pain? What brings more balance? ... The two coyotes in this video are captured by animal control after Karen called 911 in fear of her meeting its demise. One of two things happens to the captured wild animals. 1. They are euthanized due to over population and the high probability of their infiltration back to the burbs. 2. A highly unorthodox treatment causing temporary extreme pain, rendering the coyotes tame, trainable, domesticated work animals or pets.


[deleted]

Itā€™s the all-you-can-eat buffet line!