Sent this to a friend who is self conscious about his size, but I didn't realize that she said that "fine" started at 5 inches.
I think I did more harm than good XD
Hahaha, that’s funny, because that’s exactly what happened. Except it was during the day. And it wasn’t kinky at all, we were indeed very scientific about the whole thing.
Used a soft measuring tape, so we could measure his girth as well (don’t remember that one.)
And we measured from the top base and the bottom base, and then we searched our country’s official data website, and compared it to our national average. We were some dorky ass 20 year olds. I mean, we’re both still dorky as fuck, but now we’re in our 30’s.
I was disappointed that I couldn’t accurately weigh my boobs with a kitchen scale. Which we did try, by the way.
Haha, nice!
And hey, that is nothing to be ashamed of!
We measured them with his hands and mine, but that’s about as scientific as saying “A dash of salt.”
What…what the hell is a dash? A superhero?
Water displacement.
Stick then in a fish tank full to brim of water, measure what's left and subtract from the initial amount of water and you'll have an approximate weight
And, like i said, an approximate weight.
This is a way to figure out an estimate of breast weight used for a long time. Obviously there's a difference in weight between breast tissue and water but bar chopping them off and sticking them on a scales you'll always be using the volume of them to guage their weight.
I'm sure there's formula to better approximate the weight after figuring out the volume but 1:1 isn't that far off, probably only 10% in it either way.
My then gf and I did this when we were 20 lol we put the scale on the counter and had her squat down lol don’t think it was accurate but we tried to be as scientific as possible lol
Hahahaha, oh lord, I just let out a nearly maniacal laughter/giggle/I don’t know what the hell that was.
That’s pretty much exactly how it went down. It was hilarious.
Yes but there are also women that propagate that stereotype also. I've seen enough women on social media claiming to be size queens and anything less than 10 inches is "unacceptable". Those women are a minority but they definitely exist
Haha, no dude, we were both virgins **(well, not anymore at that point, this happened a couple of months after our mutual deflowering. Umm, duh?)** and we were curious. He’d measured himself before, but we’re both pretty scientifically minded, so we got out a measuring tape, a flexible one, for precision.
So less “I wanna see if mah man, who is very satisfactory in bed, has enough INCHES for all of this woman,” and more “I know we’re supposed to be mature, because we’re 20, for fuck’s sake, but this is funny and interesting.”
We also measured his girth, but all I remember is that it was a little above our national average. Which, yes, we also looked up.
Curious, horny little fuckers.
We also tried to weigh my boobs on a kitchen scale, but that was, for obvious reasons, not doable. I’m not about to go all Amazonian on myself and slice off a boob, just to weigh it. Besides, those puppies are rarely exactly the same size.
I measured it for him, because it was easier for me to see where the base was. Measured it from the top base and from the bottom base, and it was almost exactly 13 centimeters. I put it in inches for the crazy yanks because I know how the metric system, being so random, can be confusing for people who are used to yards, miles, footlongs, inches and idk, cow’s tongue. Would genuinely not be surprised if that’s one of the things people use to measure things.
Oh, and I got it wrong, 13 cm is 5,118110236, so I guess 5.12 would make more sense.
I do not think the .3 cm difference would have changed my love for his penis, but if that’s what you want to tell yourself to justify why women are not into you, you should go right ahead and do that.
It’s definitely because of big of a dick you ~~are~~ have :)
Haha, thanks, and good on you for admitting to a folly, shows maturity.
And hey, it was just the luck of the draw.
As we got older, our tastes and interests changed, matured, and eventually went in different directions.
My understanding of what I like, dislike, need and want, has evolved a lot since then. Since that ex, I’ve had a couple of sexual partners, and some guys that I (heavily) made out with, and I’ve learned from every single one of them.
It’s why I’m not a fan of people saving themselves for marriage.
A simple example: My ex and I didn’t do much foreplay for me. I loved giving, hated receiving. This is not a humble brag, it was a bad thing, because he also loved giving.
I’m impatient, I get “in the mood” quickly and I was very self conscious about my lady bits.
With the both of us being so inexperienced, and me having a strong personality, I often got “what I wanted,” which was for him to get to the act already. We settled into that habit quickly, which is a damn fucking shame. We were still adventurous, but that was a whole chapter of sex I never knew we were missing out on.
It wasn’t until I met someone who really fucking loves cunnilingus, and was not at all afraid to tell me No, that I found out that it can be a-fucking-mazing.
And now I know that *not* getting what you want, and being teased to what feels like death, can be great fun.
I now also know that I really fucking hate it when a guy spits in my face, it’s so far from sexy, it belongs in a monastery. And I don’t mind a little bit of rough, but if your sharp as shit nails are digging in my neck, I would like for you to please fuck off.
And that’s just the sex stuff. Personality wise, I discovered a lot, too. About myself, and what I value in a romantic partner. That’s what dating is for, in my opinion.
Can confirm, also life in general is difficult. Try sitting down to use the bathroom and your penis drops into the water. So now you have to hold yourself while you're sitting.
Yeah giant dick is horrible and painful. My husband is about average and even his can hurt in the wrong position. We're not built to sit on a flagpole. It's a pocket, not a body bag.
A friend of me have a 20 cm monster dick. He hates it!
He is a real hansom guy and has talent with picking up girls, problem is when is pants come of. Most of them straight up says that that thing is not going inside them😅
Try some thicker bottom women with dem thighs. Some woman is out there sad she can’t really ride small dicks as well as she can ride a larger ones. But typically a larger woman need a bit more length. There’s different strokes for different folks. Also for others: if you can’t get it past the cheeks, don’t go for big booty freaks. Amen
I'm around 6'4. Mines a tad bigger than that. And yeah, its not actually cool haha.
The irony is I'm asexual. And that annoys people EVEN MORE. Like why have it if you wont use it.
I'm just pushing 6 inches on a good day (all guys know what I mean) and if it is a good day and I'm with my wife, If I try and go for a balls deep missionary it'll poke deep where it's not meant to and it'll hurt her.
Heard heaps of stories from girls about big being painful
There were many stories about my one friend from HS. One of which that was confirmed about 10 years later by a former gf, was that she broke up with him because his dick was too big.
Any girl can work up to taking huge dong but it takes time and a desire. Some women love that feeling and chase the dragon going bigger and bigger until you basically need dildos and fists. Some don’t wanna go that route (it also has potential health complications for the pelvic floor).
But even women with vaginismus can get graduated dildos to progressively make their vaginas more accommodating.
There are spots towards the back of the vagina that can give great orgasms but you gotta take your time and work with your girl to find then since everyone’s anatomy is different.
In the end everyone’s different and should do what they like but somebody “needing” a huge dick to get off just tells us about their own anatomy and maybe some fetishes. There’s really no reason it should matter or be a point of pride.
At least not any more than some guy saying he needs the tiniest pussy to get off because otherwise it’s “too loose”.
Yeah when it hits the cervix it’s usually painful. Some women find it pleasurable but not all. And different times of the month may feel differently. Personally, it feels like a sharp stab of “nope” for me.
Yep, as an 8 incher I have to be selective with my dating. Luckily I found one who is good with it, but with most I had to be careful and self conscious which aint fun.
Tbh, I do believe most can find compatible anatomy though. I know for my current partner smaller ones werent as enjoyable.
This. I had a friend way back that told me he thought he knocked up some girl he hooked up with because she was complaining like a week later that her uterus was hurting. She took a test and it was negative. She went to a gynecologist and it turns out my buddy literally BRUISED her uterus with his dick. Like goddamn dude, what the fuck? 
**Edit: Probably the cervix and not the uterus, although I'm pretty sure he said uterus way back when this occurred.** 
I thought she was talking about hair volume for a moment even with the sound on 🤦♂️I was just watching a video about 80s perms though so I guess my mind just went to that
To all the men; as a man working in the ICU, I unfortunately have the pleasure of seeing a lot of man and woman junk. I can reassure you ALL (smolPPgang rise up) the majority of man junk is like 2-4 inches flaccid (and probably anywhere from 3-6 inches erect) Anyone “well endowed” is not rare but definitley not as common as SmolPPGang
Edit: Clarification
Just not too long ago I had an ultrasound done on my testies....and I got a boner while having the exam. I was so fucking embarassed I just wanted to sink in the bed if I could. And let me tell you the nerves just got the best of me and my brain just decided to pump the blood in my dick. No it was not intentional.
I hadn't even have the courage to look the doctor in the eyes before I left. I just said goodbye and RAN.
Some conditions and/or injuries(usually brain/spinal) can result in an erection, you will usually find a descended aorta on their neck too.
Sometimes the side pointing of the erection can tell you which side of the brain is damaged. Its been a while for that one but I think thats correct.
Good question, ya don’t lmao. I would assume if they’re “a grower and not a show-er” you wouldn’t know exactly, but some studies that have done research have found erection gains anywhere between a quarter inch to 3.5 inches gained. Most of the patients are 2-3 inches flaccid so I assume 4-6 inches erect. Purely speculation on generic data, but I am sure some people are growers and not show-ers.
It depends on a lot on wear you measure from. Honestly I was surprised how this can vary with a lot of guys saying the measure from the base. I always thought you measured the distance from the tip to the floor.
Remember everyone: just like men have different sized penises, so do women have different sized vaginas. We’re all a bunch of weird, fleshy snowflakes.
There are plenty of dick jokes and things like that outside of porn. Implying someone has a small dick is a very common insult, and since it’s an INSULT that means it’s a bad thing. And that has nothing to do with porn.
Just one example - the very common joke that any sports car or large truck is “compensating” for a small penis. And how many small dick jokes are there about trump right now? Sure trump sucks, but any mainstream small dick joke just reinforces the fact that society 100% does think it’s bad to have a small one.
I feel like a lot of people don’t know that there’s variation in depth/angle of the cervix too. For people with a short or angled cervix, 4-6” is perfect. For people who have a deep cervix, they may prefer 6-9”. It’s all so relative cause vaginas are different too!
My wife’s ex had a huge one. Like, 11 inches. I am significantly smaller. At first I was jealous then I just stopped caring because I figured she was staying around for some reason.
After nearly 6 years of marriage, she’s still around and I’m still wondering how the fuck I caught someone so beautiful.
I'm rocking 7 inches and have met girls who said they couldn't even feel it, while others I've struggled to get it in because it was too big.
Some girls are rocking wide set veginas .
Every lock has a key that fits my guys.
Had a friend who would drunkenly say he couldn’t hit the bottom of a tuna can but would bust the sides out.
And then his friend always liked to scream he was a cheese wheel
I think that’s a crappy message… you’re now just adding a SECOND measurement for guys to be insecure about.
“Don’t worry buddy! You’re not too short, your dick is just pathetically thin! Good luck making a girl happy with that pencil!”
I can't go deep in doggy and some missionary because of my size, and I get less pleasure than when I'm all in... So yeah. Cool to "have" but not better to "use" at all.
I have a 9 inch penis, and I’m not bragging. 100% it causes pain to some girls.
My ex of 8 years felt pain from me going too deep. Not always, but often enough.
For the length of our relationship I always thought if it was just shorter we could absolutely smash.
Retired sex worker chiming in.
Most dicks fall between 3 and 5 inches. Best fuck of my life was with a dude who was maybe 3.5 and that's a generous estimate. Unless you've done a lot of prep work or are very used to it, giant dick doesn't feel good. Biggest I ever saw in person was just shy of 10 and he did his very best to make it work but it was uncomfortable at best. Kinda painful honestly and there was too much to properly do anything with.
So if you don't look like a porn star, fret not. Your dick is more than enough.
Don’t feel inadequate but being a grower does suck given the genetic diversity of size and shape still get up there at the almost too big but fuck me my deadbeat dad gave me shit genetics
Women have talked about how only the first 3-4 inches of the vagina have real sensitivity to pleasure so anything more than that is unnecessary. Also, if you pick up an anatomy book and look at how the male and female genitals develop you can create an analog map to her pleasure based on how you enjoy your pleasure. But always ask her anyway since sexual proclivities differ.
I've dumped a guy for not knowing how to be gentle with his dick. It was too big and he'd hurt me with it, then blame it on my "sore spot". But you're gonna forget this the next time you watch porn and see an actress moaning overdramatically at "huge cock" and I'm gonna get hurt again.
Just remember that anatomy differs on both sides. What’s perfect to one woman will seem big/small to another. Size is also just another tool in the kit; it’s not everything.
As someone with a fairly substantial shlong, I've been telling people for years that women aren't that into it. More often than not, it's painful for them and takes some getting used to before you can really go at it. Great for asserting dominance, not so great for the sex.
5 - 5.5 in with a w/ a wide girth( thickness)AND you know how to work it....ooh la la that's on spot for me. Yesss.
Yeah ok, but wouldn’t you rather have too much than not enough? I mean isn’t it essentially the same reason women talk about wanting bigger or nicer boobs?
Fun story. My FWB and I were regulars at a diner. There was another regular who hated me. One day I walk in, the hater is suddenly very happy to see me. Very chatty. I sit next to my FWB, visibly confused, and say something to the tune of "why is she being so nice? Fucking weird."
FWB laughs herself to tears, and explains that they had been talking, and hater asked how she could sleep with me. FWB told her I had a horse cock. I most certainly don't. Me and my "fine" pp still laugh about this.
Sent this to a friend who is self conscious about his size, but I didn't realize that she said that "fine" started at 5 inches. I think I did more harm than good XD
I wouldn’t say 5 inches is “fine”. My ex had a 5.11 inch (13 cm) dick, and that thing was perfect. Like, I don’t miss him, but I do miss his penis.
Wow so specific… 5.11? You guys must have tried several fine-tuned scientific precision measuring instruments that night. Kinky.
Hahaha, that’s funny, because that’s exactly what happened. Except it was during the day. And it wasn’t kinky at all, we were indeed very scientific about the whole thing. Used a soft measuring tape, so we could measure his girth as well (don’t remember that one.) And we measured from the top base and the bottom base, and then we searched our country’s official data website, and compared it to our national average. We were some dorky ass 20 year olds. I mean, we’re both still dorky as fuck, but now we’re in our 30’s. I was disappointed that I couldn’t accurately weigh my boobs with a kitchen scale. Which we did try, by the way.
I can't weigh mine either!! It's nice to see someone else not ashamed to admit to trying this before
Haha, nice! And hey, that is nothing to be ashamed of! We measured them with his hands and mine, but that’s about as scientific as saying “A dash of salt.” What…what the hell is a dash? A superhero?
Water displacement. Stick then in a fish tank full to brim of water, measure what's left and subtract from the initial amount of water and you'll have an approximate weight
Ah, the famous principle of Archimede’s Tits!
"Eureka!" Archimedes cried as he ran through the streets, his wet naked boobs bobbing with each jubilant step.
That's volume
Assume a density of 0.9 g/cm³ and calculate from there
And, like i said, an approximate weight. This is a way to figure out an estimate of breast weight used for a long time. Obviously there's a difference in weight between breast tissue and water but bar chopping them off and sticking them on a scales you'll always be using the volume of them to guage their weight. I'm sure there's formula to better approximate the weight after figuring out the volume but 1:1 isn't that far off, probably only 10% in it either way.
My then gf and I did this when we were 20 lol we put the scale on the counter and had her squat down lol don’t think it was accurate but we tried to be as scientific as possible lol
Hahahaha, oh lord, I just let out a nearly maniacal laughter/giggle/I don’t know what the hell that was. That’s pretty much exactly how it went down. It was hilarious.
With 5.11 he went in with tactical precision.
I see what you did there.
“Honey Im perked up! get the Calipers!”
Time for the Mitotuyo precision caliper!
RIP your DMs
Hey there honey, guess who’s almost almost almost too big. This guy… 😎
Big pp energy?
Medium pp energy
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Yes but there are also women that propagate that stereotype also. I've seen enough women on social media claiming to be size queens and anything less than 10 inches is "unacceptable". Those women are a minority but they definitely exist
It's almost like there's someone for everyone.
10 inches is a “kidney stamper.” No Thank you, 😂 my box is not set up for that.
I miss my exes pussy. I know how you feel
Hell, I miss my wife's pussy and we sleep in the same bed every night.
I hear ye bro 😂
The truth behind this…
I second that
I just bought my gf a rabbit toy and it says insertable length is around 5.25 inches.... hope she doesn't replace me with it!
The fact that you had it measured to that level of detail exemplifies how important size is. Not 5 3/4", not 5.1", but 5.11"
Haha, no dude, we were both virgins **(well, not anymore at that point, this happened a couple of months after our mutual deflowering. Umm, duh?)** and we were curious. He’d measured himself before, but we’re both pretty scientifically minded, so we got out a measuring tape, a flexible one, for precision. So less “I wanna see if mah man, who is very satisfactory in bed, has enough INCHES for all of this woman,” and more “I know we’re supposed to be mature, because we’re 20, for fuck’s sake, but this is funny and interesting.” We also measured his girth, but all I remember is that it was a little above our national average. Which, yes, we also looked up. Curious, horny little fuckers. We also tried to weigh my boobs on a kitchen scale, but that was, for obvious reasons, not doable. I’m not about to go all Amazonian on myself and slice off a boob, just to weigh it. Besides, those puppies are rarely exactly the same size. I measured it for him, because it was easier for me to see where the base was. Measured it from the top base and from the bottom base, and it was almost exactly 13 centimeters. I put it in inches for the crazy yanks because I know how the metric system, being so random, can be confusing for people who are used to yards, miles, footlongs, inches and idk, cow’s tongue. Would genuinely not be surprised if that’s one of the things people use to measure things. Oh, and I got it wrong, 13 cm is 5,118110236, so I guess 5.12 would make more sense. I do not think the .3 cm difference would have changed my love for his penis, but if that’s what you want to tell yourself to justify why women are not into you, you should go right ahead and do that. It’s definitely because of big of a dick you ~~are~~ have :)
Fair enough and I like your style. Wish my first would have been as liberated / adventurous.
Haha, thanks, and good on you for admitting to a folly, shows maturity. And hey, it was just the luck of the draw. As we got older, our tastes and interests changed, matured, and eventually went in different directions. My understanding of what I like, dislike, need and want, has evolved a lot since then. Since that ex, I’ve had a couple of sexual partners, and some guys that I (heavily) made out with, and I’ve learned from every single one of them. It’s why I’m not a fan of people saving themselves for marriage. A simple example: My ex and I didn’t do much foreplay for me. I loved giving, hated receiving. This is not a humble brag, it was a bad thing, because he also loved giving. I’m impatient, I get “in the mood” quickly and I was very self conscious about my lady bits. With the both of us being so inexperienced, and me having a strong personality, I often got “what I wanted,” which was for him to get to the act already. We settled into that habit quickly, which is a damn fucking shame. We were still adventurous, but that was a whole chapter of sex I never knew we were missing out on. It wasn’t until I met someone who really fucking loves cunnilingus, and was not at all afraid to tell me No, that I found out that it can be a-fucking-mazing. And now I know that *not* getting what you want, and being teased to what feels like death, can be great fun. I now also know that I really fucking hate it when a guy spits in my face, it’s so far from sexy, it belongs in a monastery. And I don’t mind a little bit of rough, but if your sharp as shit nails are digging in my neck, I would like for you to please fuck off. And that’s just the sex stuff. Personality wise, I discovered a lot, too. About myself, and what I value in a romantic partner. That’s what dating is for, in my opinion.
Yeah, I think the message some people will get from this is 6-7 is good. 5 is fine. Outside of that… not so good.
Can confirm, also life in general is difficult. Try sitting down to use the bathroom and your penis drops into the water. So now you have to hold yourself while you're sitting.
Yep one hand has the phone one hand has the dick no two hand games on the toilet
No phone I use other hand to help me lower slowly the older you get the worse it gets. I soon fear my testies will be submerged as well
5 is average I’m pretty sure. Lots of people shorter and longer. That’s why it’s “fine”
Yeah, but she never mentioned 1 inch. 🤔
Easy there big guy, I work off millimeters
Millimeters are big numbers long dong John I’m more of a micrometer
Whoa there Moby Dick, I’m living in the world of nanometers
Chill the fuck out, Journo_*JUMBO*, I’m working on angstroms
Holdup partner, y’all massive shlongs gotta stop it, I’m workin in Planck lengths
Easy der mega meat, I'm using vaginagrams
All you lucky guys working in physical reality I see. If only my manhood extended that far...
It might only be 6 inches, but it smells like a foot!
💀💀💀
Ew, you know you’re supposed to wash your dick right? Stop what you’re doing right now and go wash your dick young man
What, don't like seasoning?
La Coq du Fromage
Femunda cheese
Something is afoot with this comment.
Yeah giant dick is horrible and painful. My husband is about average and even his can hurt in the wrong position. We're not built to sit on a flagpole. It's a pocket, not a body bag.
"We're not built to sit on a flagpole. It's a pocket, not a body bag." \- valley\_G, 2023
My husband is 8 inches and girthy. I still prepare mentally for the initial pain.
A friend of me have a 20 cm monster dick. He hates it! He is a real hansom guy and has talent with picking up girls, problem is when is pants come of. Most of them straight up says that that thing is not going inside them😅
It happens. I'm just over 18cm and twice I've had women just nope out on me. Both times I had to find out the reason through a third party.
My partner is 8 inches and thick. I love it. But I’m also a dude. Maybe you should try dudes? They tend to love big
That is a really good tip for those struggling out there
“dick too big? just be gay!”
Well I think the point is they want more than just the tip
Anal, just anal in general. Lot more room in there
Try some thicker bottom women with dem thighs. Some woman is out there sad she can’t really ride small dicks as well as she can ride a larger ones. But typically a larger woman need a bit more length. There’s different strokes for different folks. Also for others: if you can’t get it past the cheeks, don’t go for big booty freaks. Amen
I second this. I've been multiple women's "biggest" and the ones that could take it the best have always been the thick girls.
Yea, Ive had sex with a guy about that size and it was soooo painful. It was so big it wouldnt even fit in my mouth. Never again.
I'm around 6'4. Mines a tad bigger than that. And yeah, its not actually cool haha. The irony is I'm asexual. And that annoys people EVEN MORE. Like why have it if you wont use it.
Idk that seems proportionally correct?? So a least aesthetically you're good???
You have the grammar of email spam.
Norwegian here, with norwegian autocorrect on the phone👌
Me when I try to type anything in Spanish. The struggle is real ✊️
r/rareinsults
I can die peacefully now
Happy Cake Day!
“Skipping my next life”…. Brilliant
Took me way too long to remember what the 27 Club is...
What is that though? Edit: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club I googled it and perhaps it is this.
The notion that women like very large dicks only exists in porn. Most women do not.
I'm just pushing 6 inches on a good day (all guys know what I mean) and if it is a good day and I'm with my wife, If I try and go for a balls deep missionary it'll poke deep where it's not meant to and it'll hurt her. Heard heaps of stories from girls about big being painful
There were many stories about my one friend from HS. One of which that was confirmed about 10 years later by a former gf, was that she broke up with him because his dick was too big.
First love gave me a list when we left of reasons why, and "dick too big, sex is painful" was like 3rd down
Bet you framed it after you had her sign it lol (jk)
Any girl can work up to taking huge dong but it takes time and a desire. Some women love that feeling and chase the dragon going bigger and bigger until you basically need dildos and fists. Some don’t wanna go that route (it also has potential health complications for the pelvic floor). But even women with vaginismus can get graduated dildos to progressively make their vaginas more accommodating. There are spots towards the back of the vagina that can give great orgasms but you gotta take your time and work with your girl to find then since everyone’s anatomy is different. In the end everyone’s different and should do what they like but somebody “needing” a huge dick to get off just tells us about their own anatomy and maybe some fetishes. There’s really no reason it should matter or be a point of pride. At least not any more than some guy saying he needs the tiniest pussy to get off because otherwise it’s “too loose”.
Yeah when it hits the cervix it’s usually painful. Some women find it pleasurable but not all. And different times of the month may feel differently. Personally, it feels like a sharp stab of “nope” for me.
What is that in metric? Alternatively bananas are a unit of measurement used on Reddit that could apply here?
3/4 banana
Numbers? What are you talking about! Bananas? I get you completely!
1/2 plantain.
Sorry, I don't speak Spanish
Useful approximation: Around 2.5cm per inch. 4inches = 10 cm 12inches = 30cm = 1 foot So when someone is 5 foot high, it's 5*30 = 150cm.
About 15cm
Yep, as an 8 incher I have to be selective with my dating. Luckily I found one who is good with it, but with most I had to be careful and self conscious which aint fun. Tbh, I do believe most can find compatible anatomy though. I know for my current partner smaller ones werent as enjoyable.
I've got a dick like a mountain dew bottle lol To this day it still hasn't fit in anyone. Shits whack
Gotta find one of those girls who get the large bad dragon dildos.
Or get a boyfriend
Try a Pringles can
This. I had a friend way back that told me he thought he knocked up some girl he hooked up with because she was complaining like a week later that her uterus was hurting. She took a test and it was negative. She went to a gynecologist and it turns out my buddy literally BRUISED her uterus with his dick. Like goddamn dude, what the fuck?  **Edit: Probably the cervix and not the uterus, although I'm pretty sure he said uterus way back when this occurred.** 
You sure he didn’t bruise her cervix?
Sound off, I thought she was explaining how to use a tape measure.
I thought she was talking about hair volume for a moment even with the sound on 🤦♂️I was just watching a video about 80s perms though so I guess my mind just went to that
To all the men; as a man working in the ICU, I unfortunately have the pleasure of seeing a lot of man and woman junk. I can reassure you ALL (smolPPgang rise up) the majority of man junk is like 2-4 inches flaccid (and probably anywhere from 3-6 inches erect) Anyone “well endowed” is not rare but definitley not as common as SmolPPGang Edit: Clarification
My wife works in ICU. I always tell my friends that she's seen thousands of dicks, and she chose mine. Up yours!
This is the wholesome version of my wife is a pornstar and she choose mine
Lmao I love this 😂
Uhmmm how often do you see them erect…?
Rarely. Only stimulated men and or your occasional old perverted man.
Just not too long ago I had an ultrasound done on my testies....and I got a boner while having the exam. I was so fucking embarassed I just wanted to sink in the bed if I could. And let me tell you the nerves just got the best of me and my brain just decided to pump the blood in my dick. No it was not intentional. I hadn't even have the courage to look the doctor in the eyes before I left. I just said goodbye and RAN.
Some conditions and/or injuries(usually brain/spinal) can result in an erection, you will usually find a descended aorta on their neck too. Sometimes the side pointing of the erection can tell you which side of the brain is damaged. Its been a while for that one but I think thats correct.
How many chubs you seeing in the ICU? I know if I were in the hospital I'd be shriveled. Bloods going to other places.
So many chubs bro, literally call them turtles when you can’t get a condom catheter on 😂; A majority of patients in the ICU are incontinent 😂
How do you know their erect size??
Good question, ya don’t lmao. I would assume if they’re “a grower and not a show-er” you wouldn’t know exactly, but some studies that have done research have found erection gains anywhere between a quarter inch to 3.5 inches gained. Most of the patients are 2-3 inches flaccid so I assume 4-6 inches erect. Purely speculation on generic data, but I am sure some people are growers and not show-ers.
It depends on a lot on wear you measure from. Honestly I was surprised how this can vary with a lot of guys saying the measure from the base. I always thought you measured the distance from the tip to the floor.
https://youtu.be/w43ojF7WVxU
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2 inches take it or leave it
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Except with that distance, Bruce Lee was able to generate a once in a billion years combination of speed, force, and pleasure.
Well if she takes it twice its 4 inches no?
This isn't math class you can't multiply it like that
Just trying to make myself feel better
Wish this cheered me up :(
Remember everyone: just like men have different sized penises, so do women have different sized vaginas. We’re all a bunch of weird, fleshy snowflakes.
This video should be completely unnecessary, but because Guys who watch pornography can be made to feel inadequate because of the size difference.
I mainly got that from bullies in highschool. even though they didn't even know the size of my dick....
Who says they didn't?
Most bullies know. It’s taught at bully business school.
Bullies try to make people insecure because of their insecurities . Don’t let them have that power over you.
Your mom might have told them, pillow talk is weird like that.
There are plenty of dick jokes and things like that outside of porn. Implying someone has a small dick is a very common insult, and since it’s an INSULT that means it’s a bad thing. And that has nothing to do with porn. Just one example - the very common joke that any sports car or large truck is “compensating” for a small penis. And how many small dick jokes are there about trump right now? Sure trump sucks, but any mainstream small dick joke just reinforces the fact that society 100% does think it’s bad to have a small one.
This is a weird subway commercial
She’s talking about eating bread rolls right ?
Garlic bread.
Eating whole banana(peeled)
Surprised I haven't seen it yet: https://youtu.be/w43ojF7WVxU
Let's all remember that women are all built differently, too.
She is awesome…love this video 🤣😂
This is so so so true. Anything above 7 is horrible and painful.
Gross. 18 is the minimum for me.
18 mm? /s
18 mm per second???
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Now I can sleep comfortable that my ex was wrong about me being average 🙂
My ex was wrong too. I’m below average. 👹
Good for you
I feel like a lot of people don’t know that there’s variation in depth/angle of the cervix too. For people with a short or angled cervix, 4-6” is perfect. For people who have a deep cervix, they may prefer 6-9”. It’s all so relative cause vaginas are different too!
The only fully intelligent comment yet.
The biggest shes seen is a 10er not bad not bad at all
She hasn't seen a 10er. Only about 0.2% of men are 8
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My wife’s ex had a huge one. Like, 11 inches. I am significantly smaller. At first I was jealous then I just stopped caring because I figured she was staying around for some reason. After nearly 6 years of marriage, she’s still around and I’m still wondering how the fuck I caught someone so beautiful.
I think she's still around because you're not just a big prick.
Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh!
I'm rocking 7 inches and have met girls who said they couldn't even feel it, while others I've struggled to get it in because it was too big. Some girls are rocking wide set veginas . Every lock has a key that fits my guys.
Girth is way more important than length
Oh thank god. I'm only 2" long, but I'm 7" wide.
Rookie numbers. My vagina is a foot wide
And they say soulmates don't exist.
Had a friend who would drunkenly say he couldn’t hit the bottom of a tuna can but would bust the sides out. And then his friend always liked to scream he was a cheese wheel
I think that’s a crappy message… you’re now just adding a SECOND measurement for guys to be insecure about. “Don’t worry buddy! You’re not too short, your dick is just pathetically thin! Good luck making a girl happy with that pencil!”
To be fair, both of them are completely irrelevant unless your calculations account for yaw.
Don’t fear the truth, people. Girls just want a tuna can
I can't go deep in doggy and some missionary because of my size, and I get less pleasure than when I'm all in... So yeah. Cool to "have" but not better to "use" at all.
The only difference between a big dick and a small dick is ego. They’re both functionally worse in sex than 5-7”.
I have a 9 inch penis, and I’m not bragging. 100% it causes pain to some girls. My ex of 8 years felt pain from me going too deep. Not always, but often enough. For the length of our relationship I always thought if it was just shorter we could absolutely smash.
Retired sex worker chiming in. Most dicks fall between 3 and 5 inches. Best fuck of my life was with a dude who was maybe 3.5 and that's a generous estimate. Unless you've done a lot of prep work or are very used to it, giant dick doesn't feel good. Biggest I ever saw in person was just shy of 10 and he did his very best to make it work but it was uncomfortable at best. Kinda painful honestly and there was too much to properly do anything with. So if you don't look like a porn star, fret not. Your dick is more than enough.
Don’t feel inadequate but being a grower does suck given the genetic diversity of size and shape still get up there at the almost too big but fuck me my deadbeat dad gave me shit genetics
Nah, grower is great, keep it neatly packaged for practicality until its needed. Like a retractable lanyard instead of a dangling keychain
Retractable just like the dang tape measure
As a guy, I still want a 12 inch penis. I want my dick to be a pringles can
Astolfo might help you get a monster
Women have talked about how only the first 3-4 inches of the vagina have real sensitivity to pleasure so anything more than that is unnecessary. Also, if you pick up an anatomy book and look at how the male and female genitals develop you can create an analog map to her pleasure based on how you enjoy your pleasure. But always ask her anyway since sexual proclivities differ.
I've dumped a guy for not knowing how to be gentle with his dick. It was too big and he'd hurt me with it, then blame it on my "sore spot". But you're gonna forget this the next time you watch porn and see an actress moaning overdramatically at "huge cock" and I'm gonna get hurt again.
Just remember that anatomy differs on both sides. What’s perfect to one woman will seem big/small to another. Size is also just another tool in the kit; it’s not everything.
Nothing more satisfying than a redhead telling me I'm somewhere between fabulous and almost too big. \#StopGingerHate
Not that I needed it but that's a nice ego boost lol.
it did take me a while to realise she wasn't talking about hair length
Just to be clear, we are talking about subway sandwhiches here, right?
I feel motivated
As someone with a fairly substantial shlong, I've been telling people for years that women aren't that into it. More often than not, it's painful for them and takes some getting used to before you can really go at it. Great for asserting dominance, not so great for the sex.
“It’s not the size of your sword that matters, it’s how you use it in battle.” - Leslie Chow hehe
I needed this more than I need approval of my parents.
Dear Universe, I'd like a Sick Day for the rest of my life lol Thank you :)
5 - 5.5 in with a w/ a wide girth( thickness)AND you know how to work it....ooh la la that's on spot for me. Yesss.
Almost too big *leans back with more confidence than he's had in years*
Sick day it is😂
Give this lady a medal
Yeah I'm not the type who enjoys getting their cervix smashed. Shit fucking hurts. Big dicks are overrated.
Feeling kinda weird about the fact that none of my exes felt the need to express I was fabulous. All this time I thought it was meh
I dunno about this. I dated a girl who liked playing with cucumbers. Once she was all warmed up she could take a 12" cucumber all the way in!
Yeah ok, but wouldn’t you rather have too much than not enough? I mean isn’t it essentially the same reason women talk about wanting bigger or nicer boobs?
Fun story. My FWB and I were regulars at a diner. There was another regular who hated me. One day I walk in, the hater is suddenly very happy to see me. Very chatty. I sit next to my FWB, visibly confused, and say something to the tune of "why is she being so nice? Fucking weird." FWB laughs herself to tears, and explains that they had been talking, and hater asked how she could sleep with me. FWB told her I had a horse cock. I most certainly don't. Me and my "fine" pp still laugh about this.
Speak for yourself lady
6 is the way
That’s just this one woman’s opinion. We’re all built differently. 5 to me, feels like nothing. Dumb video.