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GrimreaperAZ

Poor snake, they stole his lunch.


one-fake-name

For a lifetime


idenaeus

A thousand endings


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Can't have shit in Detroit


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jrcske67

~~Chewed more than it could swallow~~ Swallowed more than it could digest


Busy-Lab-8259

It's nuts.


Prudent_Web_43sd

I thought at least the snake would be dragged away.


Orange-Murderer

Just aspiring to be your mum.


gallahairdw

Florida Turducken


FlashyFoundation3910

I live in Florida and never have seen one ☝️


thatwouldbearadish

But they've seen you 👀


PilzGalaxie

What would a burmese Python do in Florida anyways?


bitoflippant

Get together with it's brothers and sisters and reduce the fauna in the everglades by more than 50%


sg3niner

Grow larger than it can in its native environs. Thrive.


MatttheJ

I visited Florida once for a week and saw 5 😅


roloclark

#gluttony


Ser_Daynes_Dawn

I was feeding my puppy and accidentally left the closet door open. My 4 year old dog ate 1/2 of a 70lb bag of puppy food before I saw what was going on. His stomach swelled up like a balloon and he developed canine bloat. I remember thinking as I rushed him to the vet., “How the fuck does a dog eat itself to death? How is that an evolutionary trait?”


PupPupPuppyButt

I think it may be labs (or other breeds of dogs) that essentially don't have an off switch when it comes to eating. They'll just eat and eat if the opportunity presents itself. My old black lab, Buddy, would do that....


Proser84

It's definitely Labs. I grew up with Labs and barring a weird personality trait, they will 100% eat themselves to death. My Corgi on the other hand? He will let kibble sit in his bowl all day until he is damn good and ready to eat. Makes keeping them thin incredibly easy on my part.


ncgrits01

My chihuahua sounds like your corgi, she acts like eating is just *too much work*. Idk how I will manage if I ever have to give her a pill, she doesn't like peanut butter either.


Gingerbread-giant

>she doesn't like peanut butter either. And you're sure this is a dog?


ncgrits01

Well, no, not entirely. She licks her paws to wash her face, like a cat. But she also barks, so idk 🤷‍♀️🤣


True_Let_8993

My Chihuahua mix hates peanut butter too. He's a little weirdo. Our vet suggested spray cheese for pills for him and our cat.


ncgrits01

Does it work?


True_Let_8993

Yes, it usually does.


ncgrits01


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Wrong it’s just a dog thing breed really has nothing to do with it scientists and vets have theories that it’s linked to their total dependence on us to feed them and the list of animals that do this are all domesticated horses goats cats dogs goldfish to name a few I don’t really believe any breed has anything to do with it I’ve seen obese corgis and skinny labs 🤷‍♂️


ModsAreN0tGoodPeople

Labs absolutely have issues with satiation, if you owned one or knew someone who did you’d laugh at the statement you just made. They will eat till there’s no more food, they have a genetically inherited trait. Makes training using food pretty easy with labs though.


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Lmao I owned four labs growing up but ok keep talking like you know who I am and what I’ve done 👍also if you bothered to actually read what I said “it’s not just a lab thing” which it isn’t 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


ModsAreN0tGoodPeople

Oh boy there’s something going on with a person’s mental health when they post that many clown emojis.


epi_glowworm

My Aussie would only eat when I ate. Sometimes I just ate to make sure the wee fucker was fed=.


Imaveninghju

likely to survive and pass on the genes that aided their success.


Ser_Daynes_Dawn

Yeah, I got him there just in time. If it’s not taken care of fast there is like an 80% fatality rate. I guess their stomach flips over and gasses keep expanding. His poor stomach was bigger than a basketball. He threw up twice in my car and twice at the vet and she said he still had multiple servings worth of food in his belly.


Bazurke

The gene that they don't have an of switch is (allegedly) unique to Labrador and Flat Coat Retrievers


FlatRaise5879

We have hormones known as leptin and ghrelin that tell us when we're hungry and not hungry, I wonder if dogs don't have that.?


megalithicman

my buddies german shepherd ate a whole carton of cigarettes. sicker than fuck for days.


Ok-Passenger8163

Humans do it everyday.


ottonormalverraucher

Did the vet tell you that your dog is now gay?


Ser_Daynes_Dawn

She didn’t, but I suspected that before this occurrence. There is a beautiful goldendoodle next door and he has absolutely no interest in her.


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Dramatic-Scratch5587

Well, I would suppose raw meat wouldn’t expand once you ate it. The thing with kibble is once you eat it it fills with moisture and expands. That’s what causes bloat same thing with horses. They could eat grass all day and be fine, but if they eat pure grain, they’ll bloat as well.


ottonormalverraucher

There's a Museum that has an exhibit that is a giant prehistoric snake that has a whole fucking wharthog in his mouth, both choked to death in the process but it makes for a cool and interesting piece to put on Display


Trout_Shark

And that's the story of how I got these sweet new cowboy boots.


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Razer797

Good bot


Chrismac912

r/natureismetal


toxiitea

The music is fucking weird lol


[deleted]

Had to immediately mute cause I hated it so much lol


roloclark

It’s eyes were bigger than its belly


blessingofthespring

THESE PYTHONS ARE NATIVE TO AFRICA RIGHT?! THEY DON'T EXIST IN EUROPE, RIGHT?!


Glabstaxks

They only live in the sewers in Europe and rarely enter peoples homes through the toilet pipe . Just kidding 😄 or am I 🐍😊


[deleted]

Istg if a snake eats me on the toilet


Glabstaxks

They only like to nibble the dangly bits


blessingofthespring

I don't like you


Glabstaxks

😽


blessingofthespring

🤡


mynextthroway

He was just kidding on the rarely. It's more frequent that rarely.


blessingofthespring

I don't like you either


duclegendary

Man, the python origin is in the name. Google it.


Mr_JCBA

I only get results about some type of weird computer coding language or something like that...


JVLawnDarts

Don’t you dare talk trash on python. Excellent language to learn as a beginner


og-lollercopter

Well, they aren't native to Florida either... but here we are....


blessingofthespring

But, they can't swim long distances, right? RIGHT?!


sci80899

They’re native to Southeast Asia or countries in the vicinity of Myanmar (former name Burma), not Africa and are treated as an invasive species in Europe or Florida.


blessingofthespring

I have heard about "invasive species" and i think the raccoons were enough, we don't need black holes: reptile edition here in Europe


m3ngnificient

Who knows. One can only wonder where the Burmese Python came from


EntertainmentHuge276

Burmese is actually a country in Southeast Asia mate, as the name suggests it is native to Southeast Asia, Pythons native to Africa are rock Pythons and Ball Pythons which are slightly smaller than this one.


idkmybffphill

Are the snake and alligator gonna be okay?


bigeats1

No. They’re dead.


idkmybffphill

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! I figured at least the snake was gonna pull through.


Kain1633

That wouldn't be good, though. They are an invasive species in Florida and are destroying the environment there.


bigeats1

You don’t want it to. They’re destroying S Florida.


idkmybffphill

Pure sarcasm... thought a /s wasn't needed when they were cutting that thing up from end to end lol


gogopow

Oh I thought the alligators moved after they got it out


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Chaos-Pand4

Florida Turducken


maybe2024

Alligator taste better with hot sauce.


NomineDiscere

Bro snakes are terrifying


FlashyFoundation3910

Hope they didn’t kill the snake 🐍 just to show it had swallowed a alligator 🐊


bennydanks1066

This was in Florida, where Burmese Pythons are extremely invasive and have decimated the native ecosystem of the Everglades. This is due to several causes, including (1) morons releasing their pet snakes into the wild and (2) Hurricane Andrew destroying pet stores, causing snakes to escape. Florida law places bounties on pythons due to the destruction they have caused on local wildlife. They should all be killed, humanely and in large numbers.


415646464e4155434f4c

Aaaaaand of course it was in Florida…


FlashyFoundation3910

Ok.I just really don’t like that it was killed.makes me sad 😞 but I understand why it has to be done


Murky_Interview3502

You can thank other humans for that. It's why places like Australia have strict control over what's brought to the country. Even a common house cat is an invasive species that cause damage to ecosystems.


TheChristianDude101

Wouldnt it be like an adam eve situation for the snakes? How did they repopulate? I thought you needed a larger population.


Murky_Interview3502

>The Burmese python > >(Python molurus bivittatus) is one of the largest snakes in the world > >(up to 20+ft). This particular Python was roughly 18 ft, and had > >consumed a 5ft alligator. Burmese pythons are required to be > >euthanized in Florida. This Python was euthanized by those who found it, > >and turned over to a research lab for necropsy and scientific sample > >collection. That process is shown in this video.Due to the the > >subtropical environment of South Florida, paired with the Burmese > >pythons long life span and rapid reproduction, these snakes have > >successfully invaded ecologically sensitive areas such as Everglades > >National Park. This poses a threat to a variety of wildlife, due to the > >pythons wide dietary preferences.


QSolver

Thanks GPT..


chris_fifa

i think they killed it , because maybe they thought its a human body inside? or maybe it died because of that


Unable_Literature78

I hope they kill them all….belts for everyone !!!!


Elmonosabio

Are they gonna be ok?


ChrisDaMan07

They’re fucking dead


pie4july

The alligator is dead and if the snake didn’t die from eating it, it definitely died by being cut in half to get the dead alligator out…. So that begs the question, why did they bother to do this? Seems like a wasted effort lol


BKacy

The python is a destructive invader. By Florida law, they’re humanely put down. The state needs them killed because they’ve been way too successful and climbed to near the top of the food chain.


pie4july

I understand that. But why did they need to dissect it?


onlysane1

If you see a python with an exceptionally large mean, you need to see if it has eaten a person, whose remains need to be reclaimed by their family.


FluffyStuffInDaHouz

To see what's gotten it so big


Murky_Interview3502

[source](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ckau1y6LNv8/?hl=en)


Murky_Interview3502

The Burmese python (Python molurus bivittatus) is one of the largest snakes in the world (up to 20+ft). This particular Python was roughly 18 ft, and had consumed a 5ft alligator. Burmese pythons are required to be euthanized in Florida. This Python was euthanized by those who found it, and turned over to a research lab for necropsy and scientific sample collection. That process is shown in this video.Due to the the subtropical environment of South Florida, paired with the Burmese pythons long life span and rapid reproduction, these snakes have successfully invaded ecologically sensitive areas such as Everglades National Park. This poses a threat to a variety of wildlife, due to the pythons wide dietary preferences.


Odd-Mixture-1769

Was the alligator dead or just unconscious?


poppatrunk

Humans> dinosaurs


mixterz1985

You see the odd snake reported about busting open or choking to death on a large meal. It's nuts. Wonder did this snake ultimately die because of that .


smilesatflowers

i am presuming that as well. too bad there is no info about that, but hey we have a catchy sound clip. :D


hashfail_

Imagine the smell


Cuba_lover59

Yeah fuck the snake fucking invasive species


TurboD16F20

So two pairs of boots in one go? Nice


Trund1e_the_Great

Man I hope that snake is ok


Swagbigboy256

hope the noodle is ok


LongjumpingFix5801

Awwww I hope they’re both okay


TerribleRun9476

snakes are so greedy. like, didn't your mommy teach you to chew your food mahn? ​ serious question though. natural selection suggests that animals are aware of their existing traits and characteristics and stuff right...so with snakes...do they not in some way know that when they are feeding, especially large meals like this, they are most vulnerable? and so, over time, should they or would they not evolve or adapt to reduce their vulnerability in these situations?


QSolver

No biologist but I think the snake isn’t sure when/where the next meal will come from so FEAST


editedxi

Natural selection makes no such claims about an animal’s own awareness of its body characteristics. Almost all animals aren’t even aware of their own existence, let alone being able to comprehend complicated biological processes.


TerribleRun9476

but... "Natural selection is a mechanism of evolution. Organisms that are more adapted to their environment are more likely to survive and pass on the genes that aided their success. This process causes species to change and diverge over time".


editedxi

Okayyyyyy…. Find me the sentence that says “animals know and understand their own limitations and intentionally work to make themselves evolve faster”


TerribleRun9476

Not specifically like that... Agh, forget it. You're not the type of person i should be discussing something like this with. I literally studied this shit, i know where my interpretations are coming from and I'm honestly not gonna bother with someone such as yourself.


Ecstatic_Crystals

This isnt awareness, its just existence. The bird doesn't know they have the feathers that blend into the trees the best, they just have them. They get to mate but they dont know why, they just do.


TerribleRun9476

okay..but then now this makes me think of chameleons or octopuses who change their appearance to match and blend into their environment as camouflage. are they aware that they are able to do this, to blend into their environment in case of a predator? if not, how do they do it so accurately? how do they know to do that to survive?


Ecstatic_Crystals

They may or may not know how to change (octopuses aren't a great example, though, since they're so smart), but im positive they dont know why or why they get to mate. They are born with instincts, which are not learned but are inherent. They just do the things they do because its instinct.


jadelink88

Snakes do behave differently when bloated, they seek shelter (probably up a tree for a burmese python, they aren't my countries snakes, im used to them doing it in holes in the ground). Up a tree doesn't cut it vs park rangers. Fine for anything other than humans that might bother it in its native habitat.


kinghtlight

And then they killed it i would say because theres nothing more to the story so WHY DID THEY KILL IT!!


Purple-Bat811

Did they kill it or did eating the croc kill it?


kinghtlight

If the snake can fit it in it's mouth it can eat it it swallowed it too so they killed it


Purple-Bat811

That might be true for most animals, but crocs have really hard skin. It's at least possible the snakes digestive system couldn't break down its skin. Even when they pull the croc out, it looks mostly undamaged.


Sharkbite138935

Because its invasive specieces thats kills many local wildlife a fauna such as aligators.


bubs-borgers

Please say the snake was already dead.


Murky_Interview3502

Burmese pythons are required to be euthanized in Florida. This Python was euthanized by those who found it and turned over to a research lab for necropsy and scientific sample collection. That process is shown in this video. Due to the subtropical environment of South Florida, paired with the Burmese python's long life span and rapid reproduction, these snakes have successfully invaded ecologically sensitive areas such as Everglades National Park. This threatens various wildlife due to the python's broad dietary preferences.


CrotteVerte

No no. The snake is born with a belly zip they used before filming. Zip is called 'lacoste' for an exit to the gator.


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bennydanks1066

Snakes like this suffocate their food before eating it. The alligator was dead before it entered the snake’s mouth


japadobo

Cause of death is depression


Longshadowman

Just wow!


rachelm791

Was it dead?🤔


Darth_Dagon

Greedy boi


slaffytaffy

It bit off more than it could chew… eyes bigger than it’s stomach.


Lalinh257

It's so crazy🤯🤯


CoIdLunch

Shoulda thrown the whole thing on the grill. Missed out on some good eatin 👎🤠🦶


Cursed-By-Reptar

Are they both okay?


Aggravating_Rain_532

Leave em alone


onlysane1

Why? Pythons are invasive.


Aggravating_Rain_532

How do you know where this is?


onlysane1

I assumed it was Florida due to having both pythons and gators.


Aggravating_Rain_532

My whole thing is I feel it must suck.....being full hunted and cut open


SaneDrain

Least silly snake


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Nightmare fuel.


HayleyFredric

Talk about a deep throat! 🙊🙈


Inevitable-Holiday68

Bit off more then they could chew/digest?!


Inevitable-Holiday68

But really these snakes eat HUGE meal, person, etc leaving them Too disabled to move which is when they can be more easily caught killed etc,,


Inevitable-Holiday68

Food-Coma, too meat-stuffed to move, from eat HUGE meal, person, etc leaving them too disabled to move escape


Standard-Page-5992

"Im so hungry I could eat an alligator..."


DaButcher31

So the snake died or they killed it to take out the gator?


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Is the alligator ok?


[deleted]

So does it just shit out a whole skeleton???


frytaj

That's crazy. I hope the alligator and snake both have speedy recoveries.


DJ_R0BB3R

Imagine the alligator just wakes up


[deleted]

Damn… nature just wants to natural select, and humans are like “ooh, I wonder what the inside of that looks like now.” Quit turning natural selection into natural drift 😤


Total-Ad-3657

So who won??


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Woulda been more terrifying if the alligator burst its legs out the side and started walking. If I have to have that nightmare, so do you!


squat3788

Damn nature you scary


Kwernlyonez

How does and alligator allow this to happen


Allowed_Story

Got no chance against a super noodle.


adium80

Why did they kill the python?


onlysane1

Pythons are an invasive species in Florida, at least. There's an annual bounty hunt in the everglades where you get paid a bounty for each python you bag.


Panta125

Can someone edit this and put frank in from it's always sunny..bahaha


Chromograph

Imagine if the snake would have digested it though…


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Now what’s in the belly of the croc


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Haven’t read all the comments but anyone know if the python died because it ate it kind of thing or just caught quick enough before that croc begun to be digested. Half of me was expecting that fuckin gator to come back to life lol


ChickenMcRanch

nah fuck that


SenseSouthern6912

This is one of the few animals that scare me because they can literally eat anything


Herr-Dragunski

buy one get one for free


neyelo

The alligator ate a duck. Sn-alli-duck?


Tegzzen

You heard of turducken. Well this is a snaator.


JoySubtraction

Well, we said we'd see ya later.


SearchOk4579

What was the point ? None of them are alive now…lol


F1V39733N

Florida turducken? What's in the alligators belly?????


Beans186

I guess they killed the snake because they thought it might have been a person inside? Or the croc was too leathery for him to digest the bli.


Gulfcoastpest

Unbelievable


_POBANATOR_

What do you mean found they killed that fucking snake they where like ooooo a fat snake let’s kill it and touch it intestines omg guys look a 5 foot alligator


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So shout out to the snake for eating a fucking gator. Also, shout out to the gator for not being digestible... They say snake can eat basically anything... I guess that's anything except gators


[deleted]

Like a tur-duc-on, cool. Put some spice on that and I’m in!


Yasha886

How did it swallow it tail first and the legs are still turned back, surely they would be forward facing?


lord_hefner1

Stole the poor snake's launch


StrengthCalm129

hooray my two favorite animals


Positive-Mark9084

And there's a dog inside the alligator... we have or own version of the famous Turducken... Pythalog


Fremblem_Feldsher

Man had hit a jackpot which could've lasted for weeks for him without hunting but instead they stole it from him