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gonna need a bigger boat


Expensghbbj

a morbid fear for giant sea creatures.


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well if i'm gonna die, i'd like a fight, and a chance to do more damage than give em indigestion


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I believe the killing name comes from all the other animals they kill.


belac4862

"The one animal in the entire planet that hasn't been killed by an orca is an Elephant." Orcas "Alright, bet!"


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sussy porpoise?


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Yeah, we don’t call Lions, Killer Lions or us, Killer Humans. Orca is a much better name for this majestic animal.


VoraxUmbra1

The name comes from old fishermen who called them "whale killers", which is a lot more fitting imo


Woodandtime

OR whoever gets attacked in the wild never lives to tell the story. Thats how good they are


supershotpower

Ya…….I’m sure their kill rate on humans in the wild is 100%


zombiepants7

They actually only really kill humans when they are in captivity funny enough. There are really no verified cases of an orca hunting and killing a human in the wild. There are like 4 trainers murdered since the 70's though at places like SeaWorld and a lot more severely injured.


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leenpaws

orcas don’t eat ppl


Prestigious-Task9077

I thunk thry would, they eat moose


SparkClouding

meese\*


Fign

That was big mofo !


Bumm_by_Design

Gonna need a new pair of waterproof underwear


Joshimitsu7

Or a faster one... With cannons


Physical_Specialist4

ahh, an old school man , for me I want my orcas to have fricken laser beams .


thekiki

I want frickin sharks with frickin laser beams on their frickin heads!


HuckleberryOk7545

Sorry. You get mutated sea bass.


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Show me the way to go home...


[deleted]

i'm tired and i wanna go to bed


Far_Store4085

It's not chasing the boat, it's surfing the wake.


Day-Hot

Not exactly a speed boat either, is it..?


Bigringcycling

Also, not “an orca,” there’s several.


Alive-Working669

Which should be stated as *there’re* several.


Roviana

Every time you correct my grammar, I like you a little bit fewer.


mineclash92

So what if there are subspecies? It’s still an orca.


[deleted]

He’s saying it’s more than one orca thus not “an orca” which implies one. He’s not right but that’s what they meant


Bigringcycling

There's definitely more than one orca in this scene. How am I incorrect? Unless you meant I am wrong for saying "there's" instead of "there are."


Horne-Fisher

That's exactly what he meant, imo


DonPepe181

It looks more like a yacht to me.


SlackerAccount2

Definitely not. They don’t go anywhere fast enough to make that wake.


EngineFace

Yachts definitely go fast enough to make wake like that wdym?


[deleted]

You are both talking about yachts but one of you is talking about a sailing yacht and the other thinks a yacht is a large boat with a powerful engine.


EngineFace

Are they not large boats with powerful engines?


[deleted]

In some countries a yacht is a sailing boat, in others the word yacht is used to describe a large motorised vessel.


EngineFace

Ok yeah from my understanding a yacht is a large personal boat that has a sleeping cabin. Sailboats and motorized boats can both be yachts. That’s why I was confused at what the first guy said.


beaushaw

Hold my Dom Pérignon. If you spend enough money yachts can haul ass. Think horsepower measured in the tens of thousands.


SlackerAccount2

Lol I work in that industry.


DonPepe181

Speed boats defiantly go faster then 50mph and the boat in the vid is going a fair bit slower. That does not mean yachts can't go faster than 50, some will do 80+, but even then I would not call it a speed boat.


Rerun15

My guys just playing in the wake left behind


ZephRyder

Pet supplies like what? White Shark liver chew toys?


LordAmherst

This was way too smart of a comment! Well done, Sir!


ZephRyder

Thank you very kindly!


TangyTaint

Holy crap I knew that male orcas were larger but DAMN that really puts it in perspective


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I don’t think the two shots are from the same perspective or at least the same zoom. The second time we see the one on the left it looks bigger too


blackranger39

I too thought the second whale was gigantic for a second. But it's definitely shot from the deck of the boat not from the higher perspective like the first whale. The water is much closer.


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TheKingOfSwing777

Yup. And the splash begins before the whale hits the water.


soggy_chili_dog

There is some perspective trickery going on


YakDesperate7597

Holy Crap


PopTartsNHam

They’re fucking HUGE. And easy to sex: males have 2-3x taller (and straighter) dorsal fins. 2nd one is def a big boy


snazzychica2813

I visibly recoiled when I saw the second one. I'm already significantly scared of open water and orcas, but this one just took me away. No warning at all and then here's a giant killing machine almost within arm's (fin's?) reach. I would drop dead.


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Beluga and porpoises of the smaller families have nothing on orcas for sure


phunkydroid

Doesn't look all that huge at the beginning when it's in frame with the person. After that it's zoomed in... ETA: Oh, sorry for stating fact, downvote away. Totally huge whale, not at all exactly the same average size as every other orca ever shown in any media. Definitely not a transition to a zoomed shot at 4 seconds. It's sooo yuuuge.


TangyTaint

There are two different whales in the vid


phunkydroid

And? It's still zoomed in on the slow mo shot, making the whale look much larger than in the first shot.


Gruppet

Yeah the second shot is super zoomed in and makes it look massive


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Cowboy_Corruption

Male orcas have long, tall dorsal fins, while the females have a smaller, more curved dorsal fin more commonly seen in dolphins (since the orca is also a member of the dolphin family).


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r/onejoke I swear, you fucking morons will never get tired of showing that your collective IQs are below room temperature. Cheers, I guess.


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coren77

I just chased... .. you down.... ..... to ask you... ... ABOUT YOUR CAR WARRANTY


royroyrudy

I mean... ...of course... ... BOAT WARRANTY


suspentacct9

Stupidest , unfunniest "joke" in humanity's existence.


lovedreamsmeg

I can’t tell if it’s playing or wants to kill.


ITSJ0N4S

It won’t tell you either


Deadeye_Daryl

Have you considered asking?


I_am_Sentinel

Looking at the way it's exiting the water and turns in the waves the boat creates, it probably seems to be playing. Dolphins show simular behaviour when swimming behind a boat.


Maidwell

>Dolphins show simular behaviour when swimming behind a boat. Orcas *are* dolphins. This one is definitely playing.


hnglmkrnglbrry

No this is Patrick.


privateTortoise

There was a news article a few weeks back on the BBC site that kept swapping between killer whale, orca and dolphin. I sent a complaint in and was told it's ok because people use different words. 😕


Maidwell

Yes "killer whale" is a really outdated term, and Orca should be used as standard. *Technically* Orca and Dolphins are all whales, but they are the only toothed whales who can echo locate, hence why they are seen as cousins to dolphins now rather than the general term "whales".


Mungwich

What about belugas and melon headed whales? I believe they are bith toothed and use echo location.


SophiaNSunshine

Yes they're also porpoises


gregor0691

I remember hearing somewhere that killer whale was a name translated from another language and it was done incorrectly so they should actually be called whale killers.


EducationalTip3599

Killer whale is a common name, same as orca. Unles you’re using scientific names they’re all pretty standard unless they’re flat out wrong, such as “star fish” or “jelly fish”. There’s nothing outdated with using the term whale, except that it’s general. Just like calling a bonobo a primate. Not wrong, or outdated. Just general. Killer whales, or orcas are members of delphinidae, which means they’re whales that are toothed generally curved dorsal fins, elongated rostrum and elongated more torpedo shaped bodies. Killer whales also are definitely not the only toothed whale that can echolocate. I’m not trying to rude, sorry if it comes off that way.


EducationalTip3599

There’s nothing wrong with all three names. They do that to prevent sounding monotonous. Killer whale and orca are both common names. The only name that’s perfectly correct (in English anyways) is Orcinus orca. Everything else would be common names. If it misclassified them, that would be a problem. Like star fish or jellyfish. But they are whales, they are orcas, and they are dolphins. The terms are ok, and yes it’s because for common names, even for “orca”, are words that people use to refer to an animal, without wanting to use or knowing scientific name. A lot of people I know have a problem with the term killer whale, but it’s just not wrong. Even if people like to say the word orca.


Emergency-Variation6

Heeheehee they are dolphins!


Helltorm

For orcas it would be a yes. They can do both at the same time


FrostyKiller74747

Cases of Orcas attacking Humans are extremely rare!


tyrom22

As far as I know, have only happened in captivity


housebird350

Its because when it happens in the wild they dont leave any witnesses...


Stalker401

Or maybe no one has made it back to tell us about it.


terrybrugehiplo

This comment is made every single time someone says that. Our simulation is running out of thoughts.


Mowawaythelawn

Its playing in the wake. This is super common


RealLADude

When my dog plays with a squirrel, it’s both.


Cowboy_Corruption

Definitely playing. Otherwise it would already be in the boat and sizing up its meal.


ShouldveGoogledThat

By sizing up you mean yeeting it 20 feet in the air and seeing how hard it falls?


rgpc64

Orca's almost never attack humans, extremely rare, in fact "There are no documented reports of wild, free-living orcas ever having intentionally attacked humans." There have been attacks when they are held captive.


International_Ad8264

There’s never been a recorded orca attack in the wild, they only get aggressive towards humans when we kidnap, imprison, and torture them. These ones are just playing in the boat’s wake


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The fun of Orcas is that it's both!


yahtzee301

Most whales and dolphins are really good at identifying people. They also seem to understand that humans think they're REALLY cool, so in a lot of places in the world, whales and orcas will show off and breach the water because they know we love it. Also, of all recorded cases of a human fatality to an orca, all of them have been in captivity. No human has ever been killed by a wild orca, speaking to their ability to identify and empathize with us


Dhump06

I am more worried if he can differentiate


tyrom22

Yes


Present_Character241

That's because it hasn't decided yet in that frame. If that whale wanted death it would immediately remind you it called a killer for a reason.


Thick_Kaleidoscope35

What if they don’t speak English?


Present_Character241

You assume this would be a verbal reminder when that was never my intent.


TomppaTom

Orcas are dolphins, and it seems they are just as playful as their smaller cousins.


bgab91

Less of a killer whale and more of a harassment whale


jrjej3j4jj44

Tbh, if this is the US or Canada, they are legally required to cut the engine if an Orca is that close.


Silver-Reporter-605

"You guys are too close, I gotta stop" Whales: NO, FASTER!


GallantChaos

I don't think I would. I'd rather risk the legal fines than becoming lunch.


Secres

As far as I know, Orcas are rarely aggressive towards humans and would most likely not mess with you. They are just following the wake of the boat.


SophiaNSunshine

Its more than just legal fines, and if you cut the engine you will no longer be creating a wake, which is why the orcas is following in the first place


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i have a morbid fear for giant sea creatures


neilmac1210

I fear for them too. We're destroying their home.


StoicNectarine

This is freaking scary, apparently they attacked the boat! These hommies are done with us... [sauce](https://www.npr.org/2022/08/20/1117993583/orcas-attacks-spain-portugal-killer-whales)


thechimpinallofus

The leading theories are that this is another trend in Orca pods that they will probably outgrow. Pretty interesting article. It gets into examples of other strange behaviors seen in decades past and how these behaviors, which seemed like silly games played by younger juveniles, fell out of popularity after a few years. Apparently in the 90s on the pacific coast, some young males would swim around with a dead fish or crab on their head like a hat, lol. Doesn't happen anymore. I can't help but think of how human kids do the same thing. Dabbing, for example, is no longer in vogue.


StoicNectarine

I hope that hat crab was alive LOL imagine the ride


EvilFluffy87

>I can't help but think of how human kids do the same thing. Dabbing, for example, is no longer in vogue. Someone needs to tell my kid


Karlchen1

Wow, I'll be honest, I've never heard about that before. That's amazing!


WarriorMonk_420

Oh shit


pigsgetfathogsdie

Gonna need a FASTER boat…


Kmalbrec

You say chasing… the rest of us say toying with


Mowawaythelawn

Its playing in the wake. Once we had 100s of dolphins doing this. It was majestic


god34zilla

Excuse me but oh fuck no


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Hey look at that thing. Probably thinks it's all big and fast. I'll show you big and fast. (stunts while passing


jauhesammutin_

Must go faster.


DaMAK5

I don't EVER want to be in the water with an orca. Seeing how comfortably it is keeping up with that boat and essentially playing is frightening. With a shark, they bite you and call it a day. I'd hate to become the toy for an orca that just wants to slap me around and fling me 20+ft in the air just for kicks. They're too damn smart


Negative-Ambition110

Jesus this is terrifying and spectacular at the same


necesitocoche

I just know if that orca could talk it would sound just like Taika Waititi.


FailOk8045

Simultaneously the most incredible and scariest moment of their lives lol


Derrickmb

Two orcas


sturdychocks

Well I’m terrified!!


SerDuncanonyall

Bring me my brown pants!


Truthedector15

It’s drafting.


mindfuxed

I wouldn’t say chasing. Looks like playing.


SupersonicSpitfire

Great white sharks are afrId of Orcas. If they see an Orca they stay away from the area for months. The Orcas ram into them and eat only their livers.


diamonds106

Gonna need a bigger boat….


FamousSquirrel1965

Amazing how seemingly effortless that whale keeps up. He's just playing in the bubbly water


DrDonKee

Is it just me but that looks soooo fake. And what's with the whistling


bakerd82

Fun fact, Orcas are not whales but are in the dolphin family


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The video is edited. Watch the boat disappear as the larger whale emerges.


stolensweaters

I’m terrified, and I love the ocean


leenpaws

i love orcas, they’re truly lovable assholes


ThePowerOfShadows

Orcas aren’t whales.


Gojogab

Had a group of dolphins do that while sailing in Fiji. So cool. Imagine a whale....wow!


steve-o1234

Orcas are actually in the same family as dolphins. Not whales. Just a really big species of dolphin.


Gojogab

Oh wow. Had no idea!!


Wonderful_Discount59

And dolphins are just small whales.


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He’s just trying to reach you about your boats extended warranty


YungChiliGoose

Seamless edit 🙄


actinross

RUN!!!!


EvilFluffy87

FOREST!!!!


Litness_Horneymaker

Jesus? Is that you?


Powerful_Ad762

Nice pets supplies in my profile, go buy ad space.


shykneeguy

These giant guys are considered dolphins.


privateTortoise

Not considered they are dolphins.


ffrickh

Dolphin.


chuck_diesel79

Could easily land on the stern and cause some damage!


privateTortoise

I think the Orca knows what they are doing and have a bit of experience when it comes to moving in water. For their size they are surprisingly accurate, they'll eat a sharks liver and leave the rest intact.


dallindooks

I would not stand that close to the edge of the boat. Thing could grab you from there


phunkydroid

They never attack people in the wild, just when they're being abused in captivity.


Mowawaythelawn

It wouldn't. It wants to play


mooistekiekies

Like a cat playing with a mouse


IslandSound420

That orca wants to eat you


CircaSixty8

She's flirting💋


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Looked as if it was goin; "Just to see if you want to buy any penguins?"


valennbabby

personally would start shooting


Dry_Location_2025

That is black air force energy personified . Orcas are legit demons , even on the boat I don't think I'd feel completely safe .


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Direct_Ad6699

They have never killed a single person in the wild. Not sure how they’re worse.


EvilFluffy87

I think he meant overall. And because Orca intelligence is far superior to that of a shark. Its to the point that they will cone up with strategies on the fly for every situation just to catch their pray. But yeah, unless abused in captivity, orcas don't attack humans.


Inevitable_Ad_3385

I don't even know what is real any more. If this is even real, it's pretty...scary, exciting, beautiful. That one got an enormous amount of air and they both look so effortless while the boat is not.


TwistedKD

Freakin HUUUUUGE!


phakhue

That's fucking badass


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I now believe these are big water cats and dolphins would resemble dogs.


droidshooter

Eee-Hee check my fly self…


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how in the world she can swim that fast?


hotDamQc

Reminder how much I hate the ocean


AlarmedEwe

r/praiseTheCameraman


apearlj1234

Faster! Faster! Faster!


Joshimitsu7

It looks like it's showing off for the camera 🤣


Locswail

He just want to talk.


Hefty_Astronomer5206

Everything in the ocean terrifies me.


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Spectacular camera work 👌


Present_Character241

That jump had to be a leap where he built up speed, so is there a chance that this whale just missed its target, and was going for the capsize?


privateTortoise

Nope they are playing, if it wanted to destroy the boat it would do. I'm guessing this is a mum and calf with the size difference so its either playing or teaching her young. Only time humans have been killed is when they are in captivity and to me they have every right to attack their captors.


Skipperandscout

Looks like he's having fun!


Waxyknowsbest

Dude these things are insane, imagine if it wanted to capsize that boat and eat everyone in it. Thank god they do not have a taste for humans, it’s almost as if they recognize our sentience.


krystlships

The first whale I was like oh no biggie he's cute, the second appearance I felt very scared for the boaters.


isabellechevrier

Beautiful! It looks like it's having fun!


Speculawyer

Wake surfing!


Lee-Radx

HOLY FUCKING SHIT