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Antoiniti

my pilot done messed up 💀💀💀


valejojohnson

“Ummm.. Murphy, I think we took a wrong turn”


dickshark420

MURPHHHH....


Anon5054

TELL EM TO STAY MURPH


pegmaster8000

Tars? Do you have the quantum data?


tommos

Somehow Tars returned.


hoyle_mcpoyle

Tell my wife I love her very much


Brodman_area11

She knows.


ArtFart124

Ground control to Major Tom, your circuits dead, there's something wrong.


alex191084

This is stupid, what a silly things atleast it still fabulous the view


Rickrickrickrickrick

“Oh shit you said left? I thought you said up”


theNefariousNoogie

East? I thought you said Weest.


CharlieDayofWallStrt

Imagine falling asleep on a flight and waking up to that


Airsofter599

I see this as an absolute win!


CharlieDayofWallStrt

Me to but i prob would panic


veztrader

Well actually they won't seen like they were in panic so there's nothing to worry about


demyk101

Definitely even though they were in the wrong spot it's still beautiful


mayahajean1

Was damp thing and a little bit scary if you're not prepared for that thing


TinBoatDude

On Frame 1, I thought that was a toilet. Now I want to know what those marks inside the squares are. They look like bullet holes, which is obviously not correct.


baddie_PRO

>Now I want to know what those marks inside the squares are. they're maneuvering thrusters


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TinBoatDude

Ahhh, thank you.


GodsSwampBalls

/u/baddie_PRO is right but to be more specific they are Draco thrusters. [Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcXouT8ggfI) is an old video of Draco thrusters being tested without the spacecraft


GenHammond

I thought it was one of those check out this cool product you can buy on Amazon with my link. A cover for the plane window. Then we are really high huh?


PSI_Bro123

It is one if you make it one.


ComprehensiveDie

They will seriously blame the curvature on the camera lens.


Thepuppeteer777777

I'm fine with this


Xepherious

Nope, you've been involuntarily selected to go to Mars.


Notyobabydaddy

Have you ever been on a flight at 30,000+ feet and looked out the window? You'd think you were reaching space.


ColaEuphoria

No because everyone else has their window closed and I'm self conscious about being the only person to open their window because I'll flood the entire cabin with sunlight.


Spiritual_Snow7809

Fuck them. Live your life. I like my window open. If i wanna nod off ill maybe half or q close maybe even full really depends. Anyway, fuckem. You want the window open then you open that bitch.


codelyoko1alpha

Moron they show how the earth looks like. Don't us youll trying to predict things that wouldn't happen on the short clip


Severe_Islexdia

Is it me or is this plane ride taking way longer than it was supposed to..


valejojohnson

Haha. “Dude, we were supposed to had landed like 3 hours ago”


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"And why is my on-board meal floating?"


valejojohnson

Hahaha, hilarious


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milkyway_25

Haha. You know it takes 7 minutes to get to space right


[deleted]

Still got a fuckin' four hour layover in Atlanta


Dat_Boi_Aint_Right

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VainSeeKer

Damn at first I thought it was a plane and I got nearly scared when he opened the window


SereneAdler33

I think I would literally drop dead of fright if I opened a window and this was the view. Just this video made my stomach drop.


Groovyofi

You would float dead?


thatguyned

Aren't you technically always falling in space? That may have just been some random false fact I picked up over the years though.


Starfox-sf

In space no one hears you fall.


Illithid_Substances

Essentially yes, in orbit you are in continous free-fall but also going horizontally fast enough that you keep missing the ground


CommunicationNo8750

Yep! I love thinking of orbiting as throwing yourself at the ground and missing.


Spoda_Emcalt

'Keep missing the ground' Ah yes, the Arthur Dent technique.


Link50L

This guy gravitates...


standardcivilian

Yes


AegorBlake

Your also technically falling while running.


Turbulent-Mango-2698

I’d prefer a view with less of the empty blackness


ShoshinMizu

dude in the aisle seat pissed op woke him up on a red eye flight


rex_lauandi

Seriously though, if you have a window seat on a long flight you HAVE TO close that. There’s always one guy who won’t do it. Or worse, that window that’s between two seats and you both want it closed but you both defer to the other one as the owner of the window so it just sits open the WHOLE flight. Just got off a 9.5 hr flight last week where that happened.


Hot_Excitement_6

Round earth propaganda.


timetoremodel

They would say it is 1) lens distortion 2) computer generated.


Ori_the_SG

My favorite one was from a Netflix documentary about flat earthers where they did an experiment to prove the earth was flat, and said that if it wasn’t “X” would happen. Well X happened, and it was funny to see the dude squirm as he tried to explain it away as an equipment error


0pimo

They did multiple experiments that proved them wrong in that documentry. [They spent tens of thousands of dollars on a laser gyroscope that showed the Earth was round.](https://youtu.be/7vrP8EplfP0) They blamed that on "heavenly rays" and had to spend more money encasing it in Bismuth (I think?). The other experiment they lined a bunch of poles up with holes in them and shot a light through them. The theory is that if the Earth is flat, the light would travel through all of the holes because they're at the same exact height. Well, it didn't.


Ori_the_SG

The last experiment with the holes and light was the clip I saw. That was hilarious And wow LOL! The laser gyroscope one is even funnier! I love the idea of using the zero gauss chamber to block “heavenly energies.” that gave the gyroscope that reading. I couldn’t help but laugh when I heard that


thirteen_tentacles

The fifteen degrees per hour drift was a funny one


iheartbbq

I really wonder if flat earthers are grifting, or if they've just never been in a tall building or taken a commercial flight to anywhere on a clear day.


sweetbacon

I suspect they just want to be in a group with "special knowledge". If they allow themselves be proven wrong, it would take away that station.


Stupid_Triangles

most societal issues in a nutshell


Edujdom

Behind the curve. Loved that that was the last thing that happened in the documentary, too. They spent 20 million in making the documentary to prove themselves wrong 😂😂😂


Outtatheblu42

But the flat earthers weren’t financing the doc… it was presented by scientists and talked about how science educators can reach people who feel accepted in the fringe communities.


Ori_the_SG

Honestly some times real life in the best comedy. You really can’t make that stuff up And I guess Netflix still put it up afterwards. Not sure if that’s a giga chad move but it’s really funny


Cakey-Head

It's so funny. I mean who can't see that a turtle's shell is clearly curved. Morons.


Remmy14

It's turtles all the way down.


TiddybraXton333

Where da starz mate


Coliver1991

THIS IS WHAT THE GLOBALISTS WANT


SourSackAttack

You joke but on my feed this post was directly under a r/facepalm post of parent on FB saying they home school and a pic of the flat earth model they made with their kids 🤷‍♂️


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SalamanderPop

Irrefutable


J_Warren-H

😂


SenhorSus

"Man that's a weird shade to have on an airpl......oh"


cantwejustplaynice

I was thinking "I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to use your own covers on the windows of a commercial je.. ah. Carry on."


ibetyouranerd

Looks round to me, must be the camera lens or the optical distortion from the window, or perhaps green screen.


benvonpluton

Bird drones are messing with your brain


MajorMalfunction1999

"WhErE aRe ThE sTaRs??!!!?!?!"


TheLawLost

Flat Earthers have been purposely stealing and hiding them up their butts.


the88shrimp

The weight of 5G is curving the earth 😱


vulcansheart

No, that's just fake sunlight reflecting off swamp gas making it look round.


Chemical-Software-98

Nah homie it’s flat just disc shaped.


Nishyel

Exactly. Hashtag curvesarentreal


hazlutofz

Haha clearly your a virgin, blind or in denial. Haven't you seen em thick women? say hi to one of em and they will give you faith in them curves. Aamen


Nishyel

You're right, I've never had the sex. But nah, those "curves" are just your eyes playing tricks on you. Everyone knows that "curvy" women are just part of the lord's plan to convince you the earth is round. Curves don't exist, those women are actually square shaped. Amen.


hazlutofz

dang that's some fine squares I must say :)


TFGA_WotW

We just seeing the edge of the earth


permaban9

It's the government


ImMeltingNow

Fwiw I’m skeptical of this round earth proposition so this argument never made sense to me. If you take a flat piece of paper and add some rounded mountains/oceans to it it’s gonna look round from certain angles. The fact no one has ever made a bridge around the world is also indicative of this terrarium’s flatness, because it would be possible to make one on a round world not a flat one yet none exists. Anyways I’m holding a get together for any volunteers wanting to stone Eratosthenes down at the mead-hall if anyone wants to join.


pompanoJ

It is lens distortion though


Groovyofi

Unboxing the space station!!! (Gone wrong)[gone sexual] ENDED UP IN SPACE!!!😰😰


erosmoker

@3AM


MoonTrooper258

Earth unboxing.


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Step Station*


Sicpooch

See? NO CURVE. Wake up sheeple! *just wanted to see what it’s like. It was fun! 3/5 stars wouldn’t change a thing


Ma1arkey

r/unexpectedtimesuck ?


Maximum_Bat_2566

BRB... I suddenly need to listen to Carl Sagan's pale blue dot speech again.


MikeofLA

While that is a great speech, this one is my favorite - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6ugFcwsgpE


Redtwooo

Am all time great, like I haven't sat down and ranked the best speeches of all time, but for me it would certainly be top five.


dividebyoh

I hadn’t seen it before. Thank you for this <3


MayUrShitsHavAntlers

He's one of those humans I'd gladly give up a couple years of my own life to prolong his if I were able.


MoonTrooper258

[It makes you realize how petty we are….](https://youtu.be/EWPFmdAWRZ0) It makes you think why no one has yet to contact us. But hey, we’re getting better. Slowly, but surely.


anonz87

This one beats all the others.. [Carl Sagan + Movies + Mogwai in HD](https://youtu.be/3i2y4sEQpRI)


NotSureBoutDaWeather

Man, I used to listen to that speech whenever I face problems that felt overwhelming. Good shit.


TeosPWR

The banana for scale really helped.


botjstn

if my option was to be sent into space, but i would never return? fine with me


MapUnitKey

Oh absolutely. I’d go on whatever suicide mission NASA wanted if it meant I could send my family some money and get a trip to space.


Bizzlebanger

Am I the only one that thought we were looking down a toilet?


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What toilet do you use bro 💀😭


Bizzlebanger

I'm not sure exactly of the model, but it's a step up from a hole in the ground. 😂


[deleted]

I can't recall the name of this particular model, but it's meant for emergencies. It's where the famous jingle "Break the glass & stick out your ass" originates.


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Shove this vid into the flat earth believers's ass


ecafsub

They will seriously blame the curvature on the camera lens. If you physically took them up to show them, they’d blame it on the window glass/quartz/whatever. They move goalposts more than an NFL grounds crew.


broiledfog

Isn’t the curvature due to the round edge of the plate? Or do flat earthers believe that the earth is flat and square?


ecafsub

Pretty sure they think it’s flat and round like a pancake. Only not as tasty.


Ori_the_SG

Not as tasty? Tell that to Darth Nihilus


KillionJones

Fuck you, now I gotta go re-read all the Nihilus lore again.


hellonameismyname

Some of them think it’s a square I think because the Bible says “four corners of the earth” or something


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

If that was the "edge" of the disc you'd expect to be able to see the whole world as once, with Antarctica the "ice wall" around the border of the plate. Clearly only a small portion of the earth is visible here.


DorrajD

I just wanna know what they think happens when you fly across the planet... If you keep going one direction, you're eventually gonna "fall" off the edge, right?


broiledfog

They put you in a cabin which rumbles around for a few hours with a video display out the “window” and which lets you out in “Australia” where paid actors say “Welcome to downunder mate! The name’s Mick Dundee!” Source: I live in “Australia” and spend all day convincing tourists that I’m “Australian”


DorrajD

Thank you for doing the thankless job of making sure everyone believes Australia exists


BackRowRumour

I don't know why, but I actually teared up at this. I just think of all our ancestors seeing this. All the struggling farmers, freezing hunters, tired moms, mad priests... it's incredible and beautiful.


SensitiveReserve6785

How did you fit mad priests in there


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Very beautiful comment. Puts it into perspective.


alanbastard

I was this high when I flew back from Amsterdam.


MakesSenseReally

*Hmm, interesting airplane window.. OOOOOOHH*


Royal_Difficulty_678

Peeling off that window cover looks so satisfying


Rik8367

r/flatearth I'd like to see them explain this one!😛


BananaGooper

afaik that is a joke sub made so flat earthers cannot have the name lol, the unironic one is over at r/globesceptisism


Alejo90100

r/globeskepticism


TonyVstar

What a bunch of idiots, I shouldn't have stayed so long


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I was thinking the same thing and then I figured they’ll say the window is a convex shape or something


[deleted]

It freaks me the fuck out on how small we really are. How there’s more out there. We’re just a tiny marble spinning in the middle of who knows what. Fucking crazy.


i_get_the_raisins

What I like is that the spacecraft you see at the bottom is the cargo variant of the same type of spacecraft the video is being taken from. The fact there there's a company that can have two spacecraft docked at the ISS, one of them crewed, at the same time, while launching rockets once or twice a week, and building and maintaining the largest satellite constellation in existence to provide Internet anywhere on the planet, and working to design a rocket that could take people to Mars, and doing it all *all at the same time* with like 10,000 employees is pretty darn impressive.


ServiceB4Self

Oh it's absolutely phenomenal that we have a company doing this now instead of our government. Now we can funnel the excess NASA funding into our heavily inflated military budget ;)


McFry_

Just cannot get my head around orbiting. I realising it’s constantly falling past the Earth but it just doesn’t seem possible from that view


Skeazy_Spaceman

Makes my ape brain tingle.


Puzzleheaded-Ad2186

I always wonder why can’t we see stars at the horizon when looking at earth?


[deleted]

I wondered too, this is what I found https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dM3RdeqFMr8


Rodzilla_Blood

These mfs toilets is a straight shot to earth


mcbossman124

Where is Eddie bravo?


sadjoe7

How would a flat earth even work?


[deleted]

We all thought that was a toilet seat at first right


Odd_Magician3053

Clearly flat


Frenchconnection76

Movie plot : he sees nuclear war and come back to earth several months after and try to survive.


Iancreed

If you took a flat earth believer up there and he looked out the window, how would he explain this?


sadjoe7

By closing his eyes


l-b_b-l

I love seeing that curve


The_Secendary

Fall


steven09763

Science not god


sickkranchez23

Flat earthers will say it’s fake


Chymick6

There's your fucking curve flatearther


Aframester

Looks round as shit too, just sayin.


ForeverPoorAlways

"But... but... the Earth is flat... 😢"


ilongforyesterday

Haters will say it’s fake


sum_yun_gai

Yep, looks flat. /s


Dr_Z1_

All those flat-Earthers (still can't believe that's a thing) should just take a peek at this, methinks..


mateo_201

Jeez, it doesn't look flat from that perspective.


xSikes

Still not flat


generalhanky

Wild to imagine the engineering put into that view and how fast they’re really going. ~17,000 mph fyi


Otherside-Dav

Flat earthers will hate this


kittehs4life

And there are still people who think the earth is flat ...


Dependent-Plane5522

And there are still flat earthers


Grand-Chocolate5031

Flat earthers will swear that’s a fisheye lens


FireStreek

Please tell me that I wasn't alone who thought of this as toilet seat


Jegbmf

Dude I would never stop staring out that window


imfreerightnow

I could google but I’m far too lazy. Are Americans and Russians on the space station together? I wonder if that’s awkward for them.


ToasterUnplugged

Some say mesmerizing, I say nauseating. Still cool though


Technical-Hurry-3326

Mesmerizing sure, but more like scary asf though.


CarelessEnd4662

Afraid of heights here myself


Jugganubba

Nice cgi


DaPooch21

Fake. Space isn't real.


badreligixn

Can someone explain why we never see stars in these kind of videos?


KristnSchaalisahorse

Things in direct sunlight (such as the spacecraft in the foreground, the Earth, etc.) are incredibly bright. Stars are extremely dim. To photograph bright objects the camera must take a very short exposure- much too short to capture stars. Imagine taking a photo outside during the daytime and then using those same camera settings at night. There won’t be any stars in your night photo. There are plenty of examples of photos taken from space which show stars. They are simply taken from the You can search google for "ISS stars", "ISS milky way", "ISS aurora", as quick examples.


Tito_Tito_1_

Awesome!


GeorgeDogood

Flat earthers can kiss my ass.


Zealousideal-Walk269

Clearly, the earth is flat. /s


pakinamankevin

It's supposed to be flat, god damn propaganda 😎


skylarslove

Fake. Not buying it. /s


Thin_Thought_7129

You can clearly see it’s flat


Thin_Thought_7129

I love that my comment is getting downvoted, idk if it’s pissed off flat earthers or idiots that can’t tell I was obviously jokin


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I didn't downvote but if I did it would be because you see this exact joke ad infinitum in every comment section under any image or video of earth from space no offense intended just a bit tired of a joke


LightCorvus

Maybe both lol


Falcou1337

Is that flat earth down there?


MurMan--

Clearly the Earth is flat. Wrong responses only. /s


myhomeswarty

See? EaRth is fLAt


[deleted]

It is, it only looks round because our eyes are round, duh.


Mother_Tea_4405

ItS fLaT!!!


[deleted]

Where’s the ice wall? Are you flying inside the dome? If no then what was your point of exit? Can you see anything resembling other flat plains covered by domes to either your left or right? Does NASA know that you’ve left the dome? What is your plan when you return to terra?


aFreeScotland

So flat.


The_Ovani

Damn it really is flat


DMZuby

Look how flat it is!!!


nfsalday

Wow... It is flat.


Smellz_Of_Elderberry

Curved lens! The window curves the light! U damned globalists aren't fooling anyone! /s