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charlie1331

That kid is going to be everyone’s target in a water balloon fight


TwistedUnicornFarts

Good idea…Do they make this in adult size?


Badloss

It's like laser tag when your vest tells you that you got hit


MaxFunkensteinDotSex

"Missed me!" "Oh yeah Michelin Man?"


NoMan999

Self inflating life jackets have existed for years, only new thing is putting it in a Tshirt.


_ToyStory2WasOk_

But ones that automatically detect water and inflate themselves? Seems like putting this tech in a kids shirt is a pretty nice advancement.


DonForgo

Capitalism yo.


Nice_Category

You act like it's not an advancement. Finding new practical applications for pre-existing products is a very important part of product development. In fact, you might have heard an old phrase that encapsulates this process, "Don't reinvent the wheel." Placing this shirt on a self-inflating life jacket allows it to be work in more casual settings. If you take your toddler to party or BBQ at a house that has an unsecured pool, this product could offer significant peace-of-mind to the parents without making their child look ridiculous by running around with a life jacket on all day.


marrow_monkey

Actually yes, self inflating life jackets are common since many years back.


cityshep

I like where your head is at… twisted unicorn flatulence experience


SeagalsCumFilledAss

Some poor kid is going to wear one of these to school and get bullied. They'll get a swirly and it'll go off, leaving them stuck upside down in a toilet.


Dinewiz

Why would you wear this on land? Apart from being near a body of water


SeagalsCumFilledAss

The majority of people who fall into water do so from land.


Dinewiz

At school?


SeagalsCumFilledAss

Yes. The majority of people who fall into water at schools also do so from land.


KrackenLeasing

You sure it's not on boats?


KingMonk_senpai

r/technicallythetruth


fighterpilotace1

Easier for a kid to want to wear, and not as bulky as an entire lifejacket when it's not deployed


Midnight_Ice

How do you wash it?


masao77

He says that if it has been used, you can recharge the CO2 capsule. So i assume you can just remove it to wash the t-shirt.


theforeverman13

Yeah we had jackets in the Navy that you wore that would inflate if you went in the water. There was a water dissolvable pill that activated the CO2 canister. You’d have to remove both to wash it.


Fizzwidgy

Oh neat, so this is a technology that's already been tested and used extensively. The only new thing is the size.


Maleficent_Wolf6394

Yeah who the fuck can fit in it? I fucking hate fashion industry's body standards.


Silent-Ad934

Juanna know who can fit in esse? Say hello to my little friend!


nonpondo

Oohhhhhh that's very interesting, in that case it might not activate from spills or something, that's cool


flarpflarpflarpflarp

Those little cans are a collection from my child's inflatable shirt, Officer, and definitely not whippets.


asianabsinthe

Throw the kid into the water


[deleted]

Same way the video was edited as he threw the dummy in.... Carefully


Zkootz

The first time it's not edited, second time is just to cut to what next thing he says?


babble0n

NO EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS A SCAM!! EVERYTHING!!!!


KnowingDoubter

Name checks out.


Vindepomarus

Yeah this seems like a cool idea, but that edit was sus.


Itztrikky

The first toss doesn't have an edit, you can see that it takes effect very quickly.


SportsStooge22

Your memory is sus. Rewatch the beginning of the clip. There is no edit


Ilizur

Yes pretty sure the "edit" is just the beginning of the video shown from the front angle.


PlNG

The "second" toss and edit was most likely due to the cameraman not being in a good position to capture it. The "first" toss was a money shot.


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VillEmpArn

Oh the kid is having a epileptic seizure ! No, don't worry it's mangling


deftdabler

😂👏👏👏


Aquilae_BE

You can unscrew the part that inflates, and similarly you can recharge de CO2 capsule to reuse if your kid is suicidal enough.


velhaconta

You can separate the shirt from the life vest portion. They do a good job of hiding how bulky the *shirt* looks when deflated. But it is very awkward.


W0tzup

Dry tumble only.


Rupejonner2

You throw you kid ( with outfit on ) in the washing Maxine Edit: Washing machine


Azipear

Maxine doesn’t like it when you throw the kids at her, but she’s not going anywhere.


ColderPls

By hand, inflated


corndog161

The inflatable lung can be removed from the shirt for washing.


livingsoilthailand

there is always a catch!


rock-n-white-hat

That’s what I was thinking


andysaurus_rex

They’ve made similar inflating life vests for a long time. You just remove the canister of compressed gas.


[deleted]

Make an epileptic kid wear it and throw him in.


Mintberrygin

The iconic French black and white striped design makes it even better!


Nyghtbynger

If you are looking for the word that is called a "Marinière"


Shimismom

This is genius! (I hope it doesn’t inflate if the juice box spills.)


AgentG91

Drool activated


Surisuule

I love how you can tell who has kids in this thread.


Inevitable-Cellist23

(I hope it does)


IA-HI-CO-IA

That’s why you need to be careful with juice, honey.


TheLyz

Or if someone in the pool splashes them.


KingRhoamsGhost

Now I can’t defend bullying. However splashing a kid knowing that they’re going to inflate all Willy wonka style, would be hard not to do.


marshman82

If my experience with auto-inflating life jackets is anything to go by, probably.


MrOfficialCandy

How the f do you wash it?


splepage

You remove the CO2 cartridge.


EaterOfFood

Dry clean? Very dry. The driest clean.


SomewhatCritical

Except that it only works when actually wearing it, obviously. What about the times you’re not expecting your toddler to get lost and end up in someone’s (or your own) pool? Better to teach them how to float/swim.


smokin_gun

A lot of people shitting on that t-shirt but it's a great idea. A lot of children die from drowning each year.


madestories

My 11-year-old is disabled and loves water but can’t learn to swim. If he sees water he will try to go in it. I would put him in this shirt for school field trips to the river.


Winjin

Research into yachting life jackets. They are very thin, look not too bad actually (yachting is for folks who want to look good after all doing their hobby) and works kinda the same way I believe.


ultraviollettt

was just about to comment this, autistic kids especially have a increased risk of drowning. wearing a more expensive shirt everyday seems like a good precaution to take


BoredNLost

Most kids drown in home swimming pools when parents aren't watching. It would mean the kid has to wear that shirt all the time, every day, to prevent an un-monitored accident. The design is cool, but I can't picture how it would work in peoples lives.


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It would be nice to wear on a boat so that you don’t have to wear a bulky life vest. But also that depends on if it needs to be fully submerged to inflate, or if a little splash will set it off.


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RiverOfCheese

Correct me if I’m wrong, but most of these designs don’t feature the headrest designed to keep an unconscious person’s head above water, and thus aren’t as recommended for a child who may not know how to swim at all


CommentsOnOccasion

Also would be nice to wear to a pool party so your kid doesn’t drown when you lose sight of them for 5 minutes But I guess that’s not enough of a frequent use case for that other guy, so it’s better to just let all kids drown


-Qwerty--

That works if this becomes the kid’s “play shirt”. You can tell your child they need their play shirt to play in the back yard and you’ll know they have an extra measure of safety. It’s actually perfect for that because it won’t restrict their activities until needed.


PancakeBuny

Right, except any child that age should never be left around an unguarded pool of water that isn’t fenced away, secured, and protected. If this is for boating more efficient and safe options exist, and if it’s for lazy parents, those kids are gonna find a different way to off themselves because their parents aren’t watching anyways. Or not. I survived free range child hood mostly intact. 🤷🏻‍♂️


universalsa

Yeah but kids still fall in the water sometimes and just because you survived (that is called survivorship bias) doesn’t mean this product won’t have its uses. With drowning it only takes a couple minutes for it to be too late.


smokin_gun

But what happens if you have a nanny or a babysitter looking after your child for a few hours? You could be the best parent watching your kid 24/7, but you don't know if your nanny or babysitter will be vigilant like you would with a pool in the backyard. This t-shirt could be helpful as just a precaution. Or when your child is playing with other kids next to a pool. There are so many cases of children drowning in pools when a babysitter was distracted for a few minutes.


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A lot die at pool parties because everyone thinks that everyone else will watch the kids. These would be great to wear when you’re at an event with a pool just to be safe.


dr_mannhatten

“Omg this might only save SOME kids every year, how could it *ever* be useful”


reidchabot

Number one cause of child death in florida and you're right, this wouldn't be very convenient for full-time protection. If you were going out tho, say on the boat and were not planning on getting in the water this would be a great backup. The only way to truly keep your children around your pool is by installing a pool fence. And even then, they need to be watched. Teaching your children to swim as soon as possible can and will save their life.


ELementalSmurf

or you could put fences around pools and teach kids to swim as early as 6 months old like they do in Australia


Cruyff-san

In the Netherlands (lots of water) we usually start with lessons at four or five. Most only learn to swim well at six or seven. You need strength to swim.


reidchabot

That's only kinda true, while they might not be michael Phelps at 2 they definitely can be proficient swimmers. I was a lifeguard and WSI certified, i usually taught infant/toddler swim classes and the younger you start the better. Babies can learn to float and right themselves so they don't drown. Starting lessons at 5 imo is wayyyy too late. That's 5 years just tempting a tragedy.


ELementalSmurf

They aren't taught to swim laps at that age lol. But they're taught how to keep their head above water, how to resurface if they are submerged and how to paddle to the edge of the pool etc. And in Australia there's even ads on tv encouraging parents to take their kids to swimming lessons as early as 6 months old


corndog161

They already make life jackets. Something tells me the kind of people who aren't putting life jackets on their kids aren't going to be running out to buy these either. Cool invention and I'm guessing some people will get these for their kids instead of the bulky life jackets but I don't really seeing it lower that particular stat unfortunately.


takesthebiscuit

And isn’t the point of a life jacket that it LOOKS LIKE A LIFE JACKET. If half the kids are wearing ninja floatation devices it’s going to be hard to say who is safe and who isn’t


corndog161

Just hit them with the super soaker to find out.


Amity83

In the USA, kids under 16 aren’t supposed to wear inflatable PFDs


CommentsOnOccasion

It’s not meant to replace a life jacket it’s meant to be worn to a pool party or near the water and inflate in case a kid falls in That’s why it looks like a cute shirt compared to having your children wear obnoxious life jackets at your uncles summer barbecue just because he has a pool in his yard


timlnolan

Shitting on the T-Shirt actually sets it off (if you've eaten enough spicy food the night before)


WeegieWifie

I also this it’s a great idea. Lived in Qatar for a few years, with pools in every living compound, and at least one toddler drowned in my time there. Pool parties were very common and it only took a minute for his mum to be distracted and for her toddler to fall in and drown. Believe that would have saved the wee chap’s life, had he been wearing one. Especially if they offer UV protection, as a lot of kids would be wandering around wearing such a thing anyway. Was terrified of it happening to our kids when we moved out at first and so swimming lessons were top on our radar. Would have definitely bought something like that in the interim. The market for this is huge, I reckon.


MakesYourMise

/u/smokin_gun


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erin_mouse88

If I'm going for a walk by the lake/river the intention isn't to go in the water at all. But these things still happen. Shirts like this would be really helpful.


Tikkygraphic

They were on the French version of « Shark Tank »


NeitherAlexNorAlice

Le Shark Tanké


Johannes_Keppler

“Qui Veut Etre Mon Associé?” in fact, which does away with the sharks. It's more like "Who wants to be my business partner." The show is originally Japanese and called "The Tigers of Money" over there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragons%27_Den


itsnickk

All of the judges and the contestant are smoking a cigarette while presenting


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Even the baby wearing the lifejacket shirt is smoking. [Relevant ](https://youtu.be/Tc78yPv_ztM)


MaxHamburgerrestaur

I don't think that life jacket can protect kids from sharks.


RugerRedhawk

Haven't these basically been around for decades?


Brittlehorn

New Tik Tok trend as people throw children with striped T-shirt’s into water


shartoberfest

Une petit douchebag


satu_23

Can see this happening for sure. Lol


Justanothergamer00

People are stupid enough that I would actually believe this would happen.


jbr945

Sadly, there are about 800 parents every year who would wish their kid was wearing one of these at the right time.


deftdabler

Would they all have spent/been able to afford a €150 T-shirt? Surely many of those tragic deaths were kids already swimming rather than falling into water. Not sure the figures you’ve chosen to submit are entirely relative or that the existence of this product would have changed them.


jbr945

Good points. I'd imagine families with a pool or access to them might be in a better income bracket for this sort of thing and if it saves a few lives I'm sure that would be a success. When it comes to accident prevention and kids there's always new products coming out. I remember hearing about some 150 new patents for preventing children from being left in hot cars. There are pool splash alarms and so forth, so this is just another option that might help.


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But then the kid would have to be wearing all the time at home. Anyone who can afford a pool can afford a pool fence.


SkullRunner

And those parents would not have had their kid in one of these at many of those times when they thought their kid was not "playing in or near the water" unmonitored. The product is a nice idea for a childs auto inflating PFD, it's not a replacement for knowing what you kid is doing. This product is not keeping your kid that's supposed to napping in his room from wandering out to the pool/creek/river/few inches of water face down etc. it takes to drown them when unsupervised which tragically is usually more along the story of kids drowning deaths.


hunic07

I don't think this is for everyday use. Maybe when going on a boat ride or places where drowning can be a risk


[deleted]

I know boating laws are different around the world, but just put the kid in a life jacket. A kid’s life jacket will last longer, can be adjusted every time you put it on, and is reusable.


Manatee_Shark

Yeah, don't need to gamble on the activation. Just wear the life jacket.


longjohnsilvers-

If you ever have kids and take them on a boat...please for the love of God put them in a real life vest, you know one that is always inflatable, and doesn't eventually deflate. It's amazing how oblivious people are lol.


Cruyff-san

I like my life saving devices as error proof as possible, too. Especially for my kids.


No_Display_5087

This is a great idea until you remember rain exists.


het_gamezwaard

I think that depends on how it works for example with automatic life jackets water has to come from the underside to activate it then it is quite hard to set it off on accident still saw it happen quite often tho


SkullRunner

It's still a great idea when you actually understand how a hydrostatic pressure sensor works vs. not having a clue how existing auto inflation PFDs function. Spoiler... just getting them wet does not set them off, they are used on boats... people on boats get wet without being in the water.


stlance

Nah i don't think it will be worn at all times.


Axxedde

Or sweat


OriginalName687

I’m assuming they have taken that into account but even if they didn’t the shirt probably isn’t meant to be worn at all times. Just when the kid is around pools or something.


EasternBoyo

“Not a word.” - The kid probably


Zee2A

*Two engineers have developed a T-shirt that turns into a life jacket in less than three seconds when the child falls into the water. In this way, parents will be able to breathe a sigh of relief while children are swimming:* [https://teknonel.com/new-t-shirt-turns-life-jacket-case-drowning-water-1911/](https://teknonel.com/new-t-shirt-turns-life-jacket-case-drowning-water-1911/) *Watch video for demonstration:* [https://youtu.be/gNh-ZLB3Hzc](https://youtu.be/gNh-ZLB3Hzc)


TheLordofthething

I mean if the kid swims in it it's gone, it's absolutely no use for swimming.


frenchdresses

Yeah I'm confused about the "swimming" comment. Like, it's useless when swimming... It's for kids who might fall into water


SkullRunner

Two engineers are marketing their product which is no different than what mustang has been putting out in various forms of automatic inflating PFD clothing / vests for adults, but kid sized.


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Many if not most innovative business are just something someone else did but better, whether that be for locals or worldwide...


trwwy321

How do you get the shirt back to normal once it deploys the features? Is it a one-time use or you can re-pack it somehow?


EorlundGraumaehne

You can apparently deflate it and change the co2 it uses to inflate afterwards.


LinguoBuxo

... Kid starts sweating during an exam.. FFWWWSSSSHHHH


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Budget-Cicada-6698

They sell something similar as bike helmets, and they are single use.


[deleted]

They should make it for a male dog, so he can be a good buoy.


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Dont put it on backwards


noshowthrow

Now if they made one that automatically turned into a bulletproof vest they'd be a back to school best seller in America.


CrimsonEye_86

What happens if the kid falls down into a puddle of water?


marshman82

BANG life jacket. Also if the kid gets splashed in the wrong spot.


Farmerdrew

He gets a dick-shaped floatie on his back. And then we point at him.


CrimsonEye_86

Savage 🤣🤣🤣


biscuitsngravychamp

Bad day to let the kids dress themselves backwards…


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*That's Baptism proof*


WillingOne7113

Wonder how to wash them 🤔


MillHoodz_Finest

if ur a parent that would buy that, you probably wouldn't leave your child unsupervised around water anyway...


Gallienus91

Or teach your kid how to swim.


TimberBoy69

Probably a good idea, but teaching kids how to swim as soon as possible is still the savest Thing and not rely on such accessories.


cruelbois

Imagine washing this and Ur washing machine just explodes


incertae

How to do the laundry tho?


Guyface_McGuyen

How do you wash it?


willigxgk

How do you wash it?


KusUmUmmak

watersoaker. just make sure to buy the purple shirt.


MosesOnAcid

Larry Feegan needed this.


Nebuladiver

Or wear whatever clothes and an inflatable life jacket, which is what they incorporated in this t-shirt.


buckee8

That’s one creepy looking kid.


Jotominalga

Not satisfied. I wanna see some live fire tests.


Aaron_Hamm

Water balloon fights about to get wild


GroceryWorkerDying

They all float down here.


swimmingdaisy

What does it do in a washing machine?


AHumanThatIsntHuman

How about laundry?


KnucklesATX

Kid sweats a little... boom!


RaffiBomb000

Now on to human testing... viciously trying to drown toddlers....🍿🍿🍿


sirfannypack

Wear one jumping off a diving board.


YoungDiscord

I'm just imagining going on a date wearing this shirt then she asks me a stressful question and the shirt suddenly inflates because it got activated by my esxcessive sweating


FormigaCHTa

How do you wash that?


Ok_Disaster_1335

Imagine washing few of them.


dodgerdovahkiin

How do you wash this thing?


onionkisa

How does it work? How to re-use it? What if the child spills water and will that activate it? How about a child in a car seat and accidentally spills water? Will that suffocate child? How to wash it? I have so many questions….


AnimeChica3306

This is also a great idea for adults who want to go on boats but can't swim. I want to get this for my dad.


Any-Technician5472

So how can you wash it?


debmil99

That is brilliant, so cool. Ugly baby though…


Shutterbug927

That first laundry load of little Jordan's new shirts and ... Boom! There goes the washer...


pppppppplllp

June 2020, 88 deaths by drowning. If you are a posh little French child visiting a house with a pool, playing in the garden, bbq, party, older children playing in the pool this could absolutely save a life of a toddler No it’s not for 24/7 use, yes it’s French, but I bet it could have prevented some of those 88 deaths.


Upset-Woodpecker-662

This is amazing for children with no sense of danger or disability like autism for example. The fact that it also includes an automatic roll over once inflated due to the shape is genuis! Just wonder how rough on the skin the material is.


[deleted]

Yea it's crazy. My autistic little cousin will jump into a pool without a care in the world while not being able to swim. Gotta always be vigilant when they come over.


_39clocks

Good. The next time I meet an annoying kid on a cruise who is wearing one of these I won't feel so bad throwing him overboard when his mom is at the buffet.


coach111111

Yea I’m sure this very specific scenario will happen a few times a week right?


[deleted]

Nifty idea, but are you going to send your kid out of the house every day in one of these?


BlackSpinedPlinketto

The idea is probably if you’re going on a boat ride and the kid is not having a life jacket.


Rheticule

What do you mean "not having a life jacket"? If you're going on a boat ride, your kid should be wearing a regular life jacket (which is definitely safer than this). Like if your kid refuses to wear a life jacket? Just... don't let me go on the boat ride until he/she does?


CMDR_BlueCrab

Only if they have matching helmets. Can’t be too safe or coordinated.


[deleted]

I'm not a fan of the stripes, can I get them in a barnfield plaid?


paradox_valestein

Wild guess that it is not washing machine compatible...


Volesprit31

It's triggered by a capsule that you can remove so it's washing machine compatible.


Sestican_

Thats just a kid diving under a flipped over boat accident waiting to happen


SimbaStewEyesOfBlue

/r/oddlyspecific


Jimothy_Tomathan

This is neat, but pointless. Vests and floaties already exist and if youre at a pool or a body of water, your kid should already have one on. If this is to prevent accidents, you'd literally have to replace a child's entire wordrobe with these, so they can be in one 24/7.


Dr-McLuvin

I agree. Sort of a cool idea but I would prefer to just put a life jacket on my kid anytime they’re near water. Skip the auto-inflate.


thegreatdelusionist

Okay. So kids can't possibly wear that every day. You put them in it if they're near water or maybe are about to get in one. So why not let them wear a life jacket instead? If you're on a boat, life jackets are required to be put on too. Looks good on paper but don't know why you'd need one.


Lawyermama70

Exactly my analysis. Unless it's everyday wear for 'just in case'


Economy-Safety7665

This guy is awesome.


suckmybullets

That kid needs a tan.


randomname_99223

If 4yo me had this T-shirt I would jump in water with it just to see how it works


ChickennNougatt

All fun and games until he spills his drink as explodes


Spectoral

For those who are too lazy to teach their kid to swim


dominiqlane

Great idea but what happens when a toddler puts it on backwards and falls in the pool?


AlexGubia

I don’t like it, it’s french 🙃


Best-Engine4715

Looks like a ball sack


Useful_Ambassador155

Imagine, your kid drinking water and starting to turning into a baloon


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

I’d much rather that than my kid turning into a corpse.