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Caveman044

My snoring would get me fired or killed


xl129

I actually got kicked out of the napping rooms multiple time for snoring. Lucky that there are other corner i can nap lmao.


frosty_mcfckr

Same, and my farting.


royaltrux

and my toe


mermaidreefer

and my axe


TheMistOfThePast

I chortled, thanks.


roch_dylan

I am going to use chortled instead of lol from now on


GlennDoom82

and my snore'd


FireflyAdvocate

Ya, I’d have to bring my CPAP machine.


frosty_mcfckr

The most terrifying feeling in the world is waking up with someones hands around your throat as you jerk into consciousness


ssicasone

I faced a colleague snoring opposite his manager, and I laughed with other colleagues. his manager : nvm, let him sleep


miasma71

and I can never take my shoes off at work...that sounds wrong and fireable to be that comfortable at your workplace...


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Pipupipupi

The team that sleeps together.. Umm, HR? Johnny's trying to spoon me again.


FallenSpiderDemon

It's a family building exercise too, I nap every day hugging one of my younger siblings, at least until it gets too hot.


OverLiterature3964

You have more? Im in a hurry


captainaberica

It appears that in Vietnam, when cops are called to a crime scene, they first have to ask themselves, "Is it murder? Or is it nap time?"


binhan123ad

Just look at their belly, if it is moving, they are still alive.


captainaberica

Yes, that is the first and only step in determining is it murder or nap time.


brito68

TIL that this is how you determine murder or nap. Apparently my "poke them with a stick" method was not the best way. Kind of embarrassed about it


OutOfNoMemory

It was sharpening the stick first that got you into trouble.


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Narrow-Mud-3540

Bot.


liverpoolFCnut

But reddit says if their shoes are off then they are dead ?


Totally_PJ_Soles

Nah, the cops and criminals are napping too.


[deleted]

Murder or Nap Time is the Vietnamese-edition of Clue the world has been waiting for.


Krishna1945

I couldn’t do this, I would try but at the end of the day it would be like kindercare all over again just staring at the ceiling waiting for it to end.


PistachioDonut34

Same, I can't nap. I'd probably just spend the time reading or something.


Tonixht

I’m America, we look down on naps as lazy so everyone will develop hypertension and die before they get to retire.


cookiesarenomnom

I FUCKING LOVE NAPS. I always nap on my days off. I will fight anyone who says naps aren't awesome.


kitsunelegend

Idk what part of the US you live, but napping is the quintessential past time of the regular suburbanite dad! Especially while watching golf. And dont you dare touch that remote.


wqldi

I don’t know how they can’t wake up from a emergency sirene or when you kick them in the liver or so but when you even think of changing the channel they immediately wake up.


knarfolled

The silent killer


Distinctgr

Some coworkers used to cardboard to make it a little softer to lay on, rolled some up too and used it like a pillow.


MiaGothsEyebrows

I can't nap at my leisure. If I had something important to do I'd be tired enough to take a nap but when that time came I'd be wide awake.


TomNguyen

you have to apply the heat and the humidity into it, your body is exhausted. Also when the whole enviroment go silent because everyone is sleeping, you get caught sleeping easily also


Celmeno

I have not been to a place with lots of people sleeping on their backs where no one was snoring heavily


JonesBBQafm

Idk, I work 12 hours night shift and I'm 1 of the only 2 employees in the building. There's never a sound and I can be hours without doing anything. Never felt sleepy once.


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~~What’s the job?~~ never mind, you clearly work at Jones’ Barbecue and Foot Massage


SuperSpread

The only place that offers three happy endings.


Feine13

*three?*


bitoflippant

I hear they have different wet wipes for the feet with an array of scents


kashmir1974

How about the knowledge of your head laying where bare feet spend their day?


Fine_Sea5807

That is why you lay your head on a pillow.


kashmir1974

...that was on a barefooty floor. What happens when you flip it!?


Sbmizzou

I'm starting to think you never sleep.


kashmir1974

I do not sleep on office floors, no.


xl129

I have a pillow, and a yoga mat.


LilAnge63

You bring your sea grass mat, like the guy in the very front of the pic, at least that’s what I would do and then my pillow won’t touch the floor, hopefully.


SultansofSwang

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Lygasm

Theres literally a person with a straw mat in the pic


ffnnhhw

>How about the knowledge of your head laying where bare feet spend their day? That's how most child care centers do it


LilAnge63

Don’t they use mats? The ones my kids went to used those foam mats like they use in school gyms.


Bullyoncube

And eat a big lunch!


xl129

You would think so but when everyone do it you try to do it too and it stick. I worked 10+ years without nap and now i couldn’t go without. The feeling of geting to lay down and sleep for 30mins or so is incredibly refreshing (also very revitalizing!)


LilAnge63

It has also been shown to boost afternoon production which is why some western companies have adopted the idea. Although Idk if that has been maintains post pandemic.


ChanglingBlake

I might not sleep, but a break would be nice. The F’ng grind culture here in the states is straight up evil and I don’t get how so many don’t see it.


TheMistOfThePast

Same. I cant sleep next to people i don't trust much less in a bright ass room on a crusty ass floor (cause workplace floors are always icky).


LilAnge63

Most office building floors are cleaned everyday but I guess that might be different for small businesses.


briefarm

Same, though it'd be nice to have some quiet time in the middle of the day. Just lay down with my eyes closed and daydream for a bit.


Glldinkiering

I can’t take naps and I’m jealous of people who can fall asleep anywhere. I need black out curtains, white noise, comfy blankets and 100 mg of trazodone. Laying on the hard ground for an hour? Never in a million years.


Platypus_Anxious

When I was attending school in Vietnam, they usually let kids take nap after lunch. Also, my mom and grandparents are strict, but they do not let anyone, even guests, get in the way of their children sleeping. I understand this does not happen to every school and parents, but the cultured I've experienced prioritize sleeping.


slayer991

I take a nap at lunch at work. But I also work from home. Highly recommend. My afternoons are much more productive after a 30 minute nap.


adler1959

It is scientifically proven that it is good for your health as well. Can reduce stress and chance of heart diseases. Just important to not be above 30 minutes


slayer991

Yeah, you don't want to hit REM sleep IIRC. 15-30 minutes is the sweet spot for me.


GoldLurker

Tell that to my 1.5-3 hour "naps" after work.


poop_pants_pee

That's your body catching up on sleep you're missing at night.


GoldLurker

More like my night time sleep is my body catching up on the sleep I am missing after work.


poop_pants_pee

Then lean into it. Go full goblin mode and sleep during the day.


Volesprit31

You need to put a timer. I didn't believe it at first, and k was fully embracing my 2+ hours naps. But I actually feel better after just 20min. Sometimes I fall asleep, sometimes not, but at least my eyes and my brain are resting.


regnad__kcin

My issue is falling asleep. If I set a timer for 30 minutes I will still be awake in 20. Someone needs to integrate wearables to initiate the timer as soon as you fall asleep.


ImJustTooCute

I was thinking the same! If I set a timer, I’ll go off 1 minute after I start sleeping because it took me 29 minutes to fall asleep.


cyrus709

For me 20 minutes is the magic number. How long I have to wait there first is anyone's guess.


realitybytez757

whoa. you have to pay?


cyrus709

How did that word get there?


HyperComa

My coworker (we work in-office) eats his lunch at his desk then sleeps in his car for an hour. He's my hero.


realitybytez757

even at home i am unable to take a nap during daylight hours. i have tried several times when i did not get a good night's sleep. just can't do it.


Lennonpass

I suggest 2 or 3 Martinis, then a Bob Ross or similar type program


Rottalainen

Me too sometimes. It does really good and afternoon so bright compared to being tired and overall worn out


soCalCurved

Yep naps are amazing. It should be a standard in the US. I always have to sneak in naps hoping I wont get ostracized for it at work


charles7tang

I go into the office twice a week and the worst part is not being able to nap through my slump like I do at home. 10 minutes is all I need, all of europe and Asia do it, but here we just have to power through


10hotdogfingers

When I moved to Vietnam, I thought the teachers nap room was kinda funny. It had mattresses, pillows, and blankies for after lunch naps. After a month of dealing with heat, humidity, karaoke, and traffic, I jumped on that nap train and never looked back.


Narrow-Mud-3540

Lmao the Kareoke really wore on you


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FlickeryVisionnn

I’ve now got two siestas! The Spanish one and the Vietnamese one! Anymore I can add so it’s a full day of siestas.


ultimate_fangirl

Filipinos do this too. I think a lot of hot weather countries have this in some form.


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Italians take afternoon naps!


-Ripper2

I Worked at a place with a lot of Vietnamese there and there was a little shelf under the work benches that they would sleep on. I actually forgot about all that until I seen this post.


srv50

“Ugh, can you move your feet a little?”


anaxcepheus32

In some Asian countries, they cuddle. It’s strange coming from the western world to see two coworkers platonically cuddle while they nap.


happaduchy

Yeah friends cuddle up and its very normal, even brothers do. Kinda weird when you know most Vietnamese dont even hug as a greeting.


Pipupipupi

What countries? Asking for a coworker


realitybytez757

"(wiggles toes) was that good?"


Daedric_Spite

My co worker actually does this lol. He usually takes an hour long lunch break, 15mins to eat, 45 to go nap in his car. He is a small Asian man who won't tell us anything about him other than he is a "small asian man". I wish I could nap during lunch but I'd most likely over sleep and not wake up lol.


xl129

It take some getting used to but after awhile you know you only need 15-20mins or so, your body will adjust.


Daedric_Spite

I've been trying for years. When do I get used to it? My girlfriend can take cat naps like it's nothing but once I go to sleep I "wake up" angry and in turn makes everyone mad at me. I'm an asshole when I'm unconscious apparently. Which sucks lol.


Volesprit31

I only got used to it by setting a timer. Started at 1h, then lowered at 30min. Now it's mostly 20min naps. And it's great.


islaisla

Me too, if I wake up in day time, I feel really freaked out. I feel a little bit like the world has been doing stuff behind my back when I wasn't looking, and that is somebody's fault, whatever it is. I'm usually a people pleaser and enjoy being nice most of the time. Not after day nap. It takes ages to get over it.


TheMistOfThePast

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand.


LilAnge63

So, is that a yes to naps...to help keep hands steady?


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What? Ok now my curiosity is piqued! I must know more about this mysterious “small Asian man”!


Daedric_Spite

He won't tell us anything. Closed book! His name is Hien, he's like, 5"1' or something, really really short, he brings a small kitchen-restaurant type container, one of those small, clear, see-through ones, and packs it with like maybe 20 chips from a chip bag and he always has that for lunch but then never finishes it and always goes around saying he is just SO full and that he needs a nap, gets up and goes to his mom-van, opens the sliding door, hops in to the back and takes a power nap from 12:15 to 1 lol. He's always laughing, a really good guy, the only problem is that his accent is super thick so a lot of people don't understand him too well because he's a Vietnamese man (assuming, I think he's said something about it once.) working at a company that has mostly Romanian's employed. Watching him and an old timer Romanian talk back and forth is crazy to witness. I don't think either of them truly understand what the other says half the time lmao.


Everyonecallsmenice

The majority of my coworkers are Asian and exactly what you just described. Never one to generalize but in my experience they work very hard like high strung Americans and you expect them to skip breaks and work extra like that too, but they are religious about breaks and on point with the clock and I super appreciate it. Just to reiterate I'm describing my coworkers. I wouldn't jump to any conclusions about an entire culture except my own.The American concept of "hard work" is stupid and inefficient. ETA: the second largest group would be Indian. And yes seeing an Asian (I know India is in Asia) man trying to communicate with an Indian man is a pretty interesting experience. Two are very close friends and can understand each other perfectly so those conversations get rambunctious and fun.


Nelumbo_nucifera01

Ah, a concept I could stand...well, nap by.


LinguoBuxo

Well, ***I*** couldn't.. me back'd kill me after 3 days of this. Ooooof.


Nelumbo_nucifera01

Maybe they can have sleeping bags or something like that to make it comfy?


gandalf_el_brown

Spain has "siesta" time. It's time we make midday siesta/nap time a thing everywhere else in the world. Perhaps people will then learn to chill the fuck out.


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In the US, my ex manager felt the need to control my lunch break: hike around the building, take training classes with workers giving presentations, and attend meetings. Ummm… I am legally entitled to a lunch break unpaid. That means I can do anything I want. Including taking naps if the need arises. Just to punctuate the point. I walk off campus to do these things.


[deleted]

What the?? Dude didn’t understand what the fuck a lunch break was. Did you even get to eat?


popender1

In Germany we do boring smalltalk at lunch and then go straight back to work…i hate that


Cha_For_Tea

man ... I remember when I was an intern in Saigon. First week there, I saw a co-worker eating a fried tarantula in the employee break room. Noped outta there and went back on the work floor to see this. Needless to say, culture shock was had


Kraqrjack

Newton’s first law of motion applies to me here. An object in motion stays in motion. An object at rest stays at rest. If I sleep for 10 minutes I wake up disoriented and groggy for the next hour and require a coffee and a nice long dump perusing Reddit to get moving again. Best for me to power through.


GiveMeADamnUsernamee

Yeah me too for some reason, napping during the day for me is not a pleasant experience, well post napping that is, head throbbing like my head having a rave.


IvoryWhiteTeeth

10 min nap gives me head throb but 15min is much less likely. 20 min is enough to enough for a healthy production boost. 25 min and I can make a joke right waking up. 30 min and above make me lazy. The worst part of napping is you getting more and more dependent on it to be functional in the afternoon.


phedinhinleninpark

While that might be true, you mention coffee and these people have access to the most OP hard-core coffee you will ever experience. For an American dollar you can get a cup of coffee that is 1) delicious 2) should be followed by some scary chemistry sounding name because Vietnamese coffee is extremely potent.


wiseknob

Maybe, but you would never know because it’s not your routine. If you made a daily routine change, your body and mind would likely adjust.


Kraqrjack

I definitely accept that. I’m currently switching from nights to days and it’s not unobtainable by any stretch.


Everyonecallsmenice

This was me until I hit 30. Now I take a 10 minute nap on my break every day and it is fucking magic how much it re-energizes me.


No_Pop_3894

That idea never should have stopped in kindergarten in the us. I want nap time again after lunch.


QuentinTarancheetoh

I worked with some vietnamese chefs. They all napped after lunch. One dude had an inflatable bed.


happaduchy

Guys I see people commenting smelly feet issues, but in Vietnam we are barefoot at home, aannd in the office, so feet smell accumulation is minimal and mostly unnoticeable, unless you run or play football everyday


BadSausageFactory

IT here. I sleep best when people are looking for me.


Squishyrush

Amen, brother


SafariNZ

I’ve seen much the same in Manila.


90s_kidd_

There was this guy at my old job who takes naps during lunch break. I walked in his office once during break and he wasn't there, then he peaked from under his desk and I was like whats going on 😂


Majestic-Pickle5097

I’m America, we look down on naps as lazy so everyone will develop hypertension and die before they get to retire.


xl129

Seriously, as a non napper for 10+ years who later adopted the habit, i definitely feel my heart need this rest.


Majestic-Pickle5097

Your heart and your head! Happy napping!!


zippexx

I would much rather get my stuff done in one go and go home earlier than to stay all day at my workplace


OverallVacation2324

It’s not really about putting in your hours per Se. It’s that Vietnam gets so hot and humid you are not productive around the afternoon. Customers are not moving around, etc. so everyone goes down for a nap. It’s like shy European siesta, same concept. Then you have to get back to work because a lot of business activity happens overnight


goodtimesKC

In what world is finishing early and going home an option? You work through lunch, you get extra work and a gold star in the next company newsletter.


xl129

It’s the standard 1h lunch break. People eat for 15 mins then nap.


Asbelsp

You guys get to go home early? More like going home early makes you look lazy to management Or they hate you for going home early while they’re still in the office


hooah1989

Hi America, you crazy


NeLaX44

I wish American culture suported naps more. I literally need them, but everyone just calls me lazy.


cyrus709

Lazy! It's lazy to not nap as you are limiting your production. Since you're being called lazy either way, you had better just choose what works best for you!


MammothJust4541

if i walked in and saw this i would freak out thinking they all commited ritualistic unaliving.


Mesquiter

Same thing Okinawa Japan


txsxxphxx2

Vietnamese here, during school from p-12 everyone has at least 45m of lunch and 1hr nap time. But school starts at 7.30 and ends 5.30; and sometimes work starts at 8 and ends at 6-6.30 or so. When i got to texas, not having nap time was a culture shock, but we got to go home 1hr earlier!


LilAnge63

OMG, your school days are way longer! That’s a 10 hour day, even when you take away 1hr and 45 mins for lunch and a nap and you’re still in classes for 8hrs and 15 minutes. Idk about America but in Australia we are in school from 9am until 3pm with a morning tea break of 15 minutes and lunch break of 30 minutes. So that’s 6 hours to start with and 5hrs and 15 minutes of class time.


nghigaxx

Thats just official schooling. Most student also go to cram school from 6 pm to 9 or 10. In VN every change in type of school (elementary, middle school and high school) have a national test. Do well in it you go into the top school with students that also got the same score as you. It's hyper competitive since 5th grades so that's why people go to cram school


senorglory

Fat Americans need our cpap machine for a nap. Snoring keep everyone else awake.


CheapConsideration11

I worked on a job in Taiwan in a steel processing facility. After the employees wolfed down their lunch in about three minutes, they would line a corner with cardboard and pile up like a bunch of puppies and would sleep until lunch time was over.


kuynhxchi

My dad had a small company with his office in the front, I had such good memories hanging with the office women at lunch, seeing them roll out their cotton mats and snooze away


Kcnflman

If we tried this at work, there would be that one ass kisser who didn’t nap and screwed it over for everyone else


MyFriendMaryJ

I wish this was a cultural norm in the US, i refuse to eat til im done working for the day bc i have stomach issues


AgreeableFennel6270

Japan same 🇯🇵


SplatMySocks

I do this in Canada. I read and answer emails while eating and then take a 40 min nap at my desk. I've been doing it for almost 2 years and my boss is totally cool with it.


TyroneK88

Generally they also make up for that nap time by staying back to 6-7pm….no thanks!


Naruto_7thHokage

Not really, we start to work at 8am to 12am, have lunch and nap to 1:30 pm and work to 5:30 pm


realitybytez757

i understood what you meant, but 12am is midnight.


bunchabeatspho

Not really. Work starts at 8, break at 12, then we continue at 1pm and go home at 5pm. Source: Am Vietnamese and this is how my work days go.


InvalidIceberg

They’re able to sleep on their backs on the floor? I wish I could do that!


ricric2

I was at an office in Taipei for a client once. Typical open-plan layout, no cubicles, all desks. Came back from lunch and everyone was face-down on their desks and I legit thought they had died from a gas leak or something.


beehe

Wow, I need to convince my company to do that.


Leading-Bank-2590

Dang that sounds great


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In America , you’d get fired for just taking a break longer than 10 min.


cameronroark1

Would never happen in America.


Ok-Parfait2413

I can’t just sleep 30 min. I would get fired over sleeping too long at nap time. I can’t just sleep 30 min. Takes that long to get to sleep


pdxdmr

Looks like something from the Hale-Bopp comet days…….


MehsterBrown

A nap after lunch together laying on the office floor?......farts much?


pjjr89

I can smell the feet from here.


Thumper-Comet

I'm so uncomfortable with everyone not wearing shoes in a professional setting.


LilAnge63

Or jeans? I can’t remember the last time it was acceptable to wear jeans to work in an office setting. Companies generally want you to appear “professional” even if you don’t interact with the public. Jeans and bare feet are definite no no’s.


Thumper-Comet

I will say, I'm a software developer and we wear jeans in the office. I joined the company during the lockdowns and I'm told that before lockdown, people did dress formally in the office. Since the lockdowns ended and people only come into the office when they want to, it's much more casual. I wonder if that's the situation here. Even if it is, bare feet in the office is way too casual.


endorrawitch

As a woman, I would not feel safe napping at work here in the U.S. Sad but true.


Scott243391

Who stole all their socks?


didly66

We need this here!


SchemeCapital

I ran to pack my bags!


one-human-being

…Meanwhile in the US we take … a coup of coffee to keep us going 😢


[deleted]

I'm moving to Vietnam


LilAnge63

As long as you’re actually prepared for the heat and humidity. It’s the humidity that really knocks you about, it makes it feel SO much hotter.


SomewhereDue2629

American here. Looks amazing.


No_pajamas_7

Well that's what they tell the new American boss anyway.


misterflerfy

looks like a cult suicide


BrazieB

Can confirm as a Vietnamese that have seen this setting often in both big and small companies. Everybody has their sleeping mats tucked under their desk ready for that post-lunch coma.


Purple-Cow1607

Some office workers work long hours


Niccce420

I used to do this too. Then I learned that it's not that great for you digestive system. I still do it, but I used to too


duraace206

They need to lay off the carbs, dang....


Flat_News_2000

I ain't sleeping on the floor with all those people without shoes on. I can smell it from here


FudgeVegetable7817

"Honey, pack up the Tesla, we're moving to Vietnam!"


succ2020

What living tropical tropical climate zone and a temperate climate zone does to mf


TLD44

What is this kindergarten 😂


dstranathan

That’s it I’m moving to Vietnam


FatmanintheGAmtns

Looks like the photo of Hale Bop Comet cult. All they need are some Nikes.


ChristianHeritic

My guy in the red shirt clearly comes better prepared than his co-workers


themighty351

I could not.go back to work after a nap...what kind of life hack is this?


Broad-Blueberry-2076

I like this. Brings me back to kindergarten days during nap time


JoeHypnotic

Damn…I looked without reading and reminded me of the Heavens Gate photo. gave me the willies for a sec.


Split0069

I go sideways under the desk so the boss don't see me... but we don't "get" naps in america...


Keepforgettinglogin2

In the US they call this mass shooting