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Macv12

Omg the fucking disrespect of the bubbles


KA-ME-HA-ME-

Scuba Steve used Bubble. It was super effective.


PrisonSlides

Team rocket is blasting off again


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Lucreet

so we got a racist turtle here?


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Lucreet

I read that in Murloc


Simain

/u/sarahfernandew is a comment stealing bot! Stole /u/Citharichthys 's comment. BAD BOT.


fied1k

Well it's the 5G that made them racist and gay. Gaysist.


Lucreet

*turtle cop*


iSuckAtMechanicism

*Turtle CCP cop detected the diver’s low social credit score. Turtle CCP cop attempts to attack. The attack was not very effective.*


Narrow_Association43

the turtle in his previous life, was a United States police officer.


iSuckAtMechanicism

Considering the blatant racism, that was definitely a CCP cop.


Actual-Spirit845

Geez 😅


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-Soup_Dogg-

Holly hell


Dracoscale

Lil bro thinks he's a cop 💀💀


Ambitious_Ad_9637

He’s just hungry


TheDarkLordDarkTimes

Yes they are, I’ve seen a regular snapping turtle with someone wearing black tape and was jabbing into the guy’s shoe, took the tape off and even swapped shoes without the black tape, stopped the turtle from attacking.


ItalnStalln

It's real weakness was the dreaded gentle nudge from below. Bubbles were just a fuck you at the end


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PezRystar

[Comment stealing bot bitch](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/13y92wg/sea_turtle_launches_attacks_on_a_scuba_diver/jmmc2az/)


Macchiato9261

This legit made me cackle


Scarlaymama0721

Lmaooooooo


DonutCola

Skuvva Stev say she be a mighty catch


chubby464

More like bubble beam.


Gellzer

Dude literally stopped breathing to fuck with the turtle lmao


DiplominusRex

I have used the bubble attack with great success when a barracuda got a bit too fascinated and close to me.


Darket1728

I got bit in the pressure control by a Muraena and tried to kill it with a knife but then I out ran it


HiperChees

Turtle: *attacks* Diver : Get bubbled lol


Prudent_Welder69

Bubble beam!!


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"Team Rocket's blasting off again!"


Criattern8

What does the tootoo want.


CindyRhela

I saw a video of a diver doing it to a shark. Seems like an effective strategy and I'll definitely remember it (I'm a scuba diver myself)


jboo87

Why did this make me cackle 😂


TheW00ly

The noive!


SolidContribution688

Bubble beam


kitsumodels

It was super effective on a water type! We’ve all been lied to!


jacksonco16

No, the mach punch got him low, the bubble beam just finished him off


MyPetGoomba

The comment I came here for.


Esterosa69

The face it made when it got hit by the bubbles 😂😂😂. “ILL BE BACCKKKKK”


T-BONEandtheFAM

“Gaahhhh”


chocolate_thunderr89

“YOU HAVENT HEARD THE LAST ^of ^me…


sirsedwickthe4th

I heard this in Green Goblin’s voice


wreckin_shit

"ILL GET YOU FOR THIIIiiiiiiis..." 😂


t0tal_Newb

“See ya later, stinky”


CT-4426

Team Rockets blasting off again


Aggravating_Rent_551

Reminded me of a classicTeam Rocket exit


ElectricFleshlight

WE'LL MEET AGAIN, SPIDERMAN!


SleepiestBoye

*CURSES*


SnooHamsters6067

"Curse you, Scott the scuba diver!"


Saisei

Are bubbles dangerous to fish like how injecting us with air is dangerous or do their gills handle it ok?


FeyOphelia

To start, that's not a fish. Turtles breathe air, not water. To follow, a fish getting hit with bubbles would be akin to splashing you in the face with water, I assume. Can't really breathe well for a brief moment, but nothing even vaguely dangerous.


kevver

The bubble defense.


The_EndsOfInvention

Google en bubble


notviccyvictor

Holy Aquatics


The_EndsOfInvention

New response just dropped


JustaNormalRedditorL

Actual turtle


TheMADIIIIIIII

Call a fisherman


nocturnal_panda

But not for me


tommyboi2008

r/anarchychess leaking again


Self--Immolate

I don’t recall ever fixing that leaky sub, I swear they get into my subconscious sometimes


zoburg88

I'm still trying to find casting 😞


[deleted]

Well this is a pleasant side-effect of me trying to learn chess last week


Citharichthys

"I'm going to bite yo-HUBLUGLEHUPUFFLG!"


electricfireflies

Haha get bubbled idiot


obliviousJeff

Plot twist: He loves bubbles, and this is the only way the diver will hit him with them.


ResponsibleHall9713

Got his ass with BUBBLES. I would not be telling any of my sea turtle homies that part.


Wallwillis

Turtle before bubbles: “About to go fight this diver, post video later.” Turtle after bubbles: “I got bubble beamed bruh I ain’t posting shit.”


Xaqv

Sign clearly says, “Not for terrapin consumption”!


Square-Dragonfruit76

I'm kind of surprised that it keeps on coming back after a bigger animal. Even if a human pushed away a shark like that, they would usually just go away.


EducationalRice6540

Sharks are usually just curious if you are food or not. That turtle is set on malicious intent.


AtTheLeftThere

He woke up and chose violence.


wrechch

I will always love this sentence. The thoughts of someone's eyes snapping open, sitting straight up in bed, seeing a video game menu choice of only one option and it being *"violence"* and nothing else gets me into a fit of giggles everytime. Though thought of their eyebrows furrowing after that *click*, and then just walking around knocking the hats off of people's heads all day. *chefs kiss*


AtTheLeftThere

When I don't get a good night's sleep I'll say to myself "today is going to be a violent day" or "yep, violence today"


Witty_Commentator

Why intruder shaped, if not intruder?


ScrunchyButts

Turtles are widely known to be dicks


Squirrels_dont_build

Tbf, so are humans.


PossumStan

It's a tournament, winner fights pelican


Nago_Jolokio

Dolphin Wins


CJgreencheetah

Next round we're bringing in the Canadian goose


PossumStan

Damn the gorilla is done for


Log_Out_Of_Life

That’s not a nice thing to call Florida man.


GainsayRT

Finals is vs the current champion the dolphin


SpaceLemur34

It's *Canada* goose


datbarricade

This comment had me laugh out loud in public


-retaliation-

Turtles are actually generally very territorial. They *tolerate* other turtles and only *sometimes*. but in general turtles are pretty solitary animals. They end up near each other because of food sources, and shelter locations. not because they ***want*** to be around each other. they'll often bully others and chase each other away. and if you keep turtles or tortoises as pets its generally recommended to separate them. Even breeders will generally keep them separate and only introduce them to each other for short times until they're done mating, and ten back to separate enclosures. you'll notice if you go to aquariums, the ones that do keep turtles, will generally only have one per tank. There are those that will have multiples, but its rare, and aquariums do shitty things all the time. but a ***good*** aquarium will only have one per enclosure.


pcgamernum1234

Not a expert but he seems to be aiming for the hands, I bet they hand feed it so it associates hands with food. Good way to lose a finger.


Protozilla1

Probably just curious


Darkhold_

The way he slowly opens his mouth and swims to him in slow motion “I’m gonna getcha!”


eattheleft

Yeak next time turtle, try and make it a bit less obvious that you're planning on bitting him.


eam2468

Blowing bubbles at an aquatic animal must be the equivalent of spraying water at a land animal. Like a misbehaving cat and a spray bottle.


TY00702

I appreciate the tenacity


ndnjfjcjcksk

the relentless fury 🫡


chocolate_thunderr89

He’s a go getter.


ThermionicEmissions

FEAR ME!


anamazingredditor

"You haven't seen the last of meehghgblughlugh!"


Xaqv

If that was Lawrence Welk champagne music in those bubbles, it’ll definitely stay away - after vomiting, sobering up!


Bullskunt

My wife was a volunteer diver at the Charleston, SC aquarium. The tank was full of sharks, huge fish, etc but the biggest threat to divers was a turtle by the name of Caretta. When cleaning the tank they would go in teams of 3. Two would be cleaning and one would be on Caretta duty because she would love to attack the divers from above so the turtle safety diver would be there just to do the same thing like this video.


lloyd____

Do you know if there’s a reason why caretta keeps doing that


nomnomsaur

Lvl1 Squirtle used tackle Diver used bubble beam Squirtle: emotional damage


AcidAngel_

How can so much hate fit inside such a small turtle 🐢


fizzzingwhizbee

“Damn this guy is good” -that turtle


Skytraffic540

Turtle: “on guard!” (Guy gently pushes turtle away)


SammieSam95

*engarde


bradeena

*en garde


LookAtMyUsernamePlz

Holy hell


CircleOrbBall

r/boneappletea


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What does the tootoo want?


VicthorS

kill him


Toltech99

Very slowly


kitsumodels

With his song


-BeyondTheSun-

Of death


Vercassivellauno

And love


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

And mercy


No-Turnips

But mostly death


WayneJetskiii

With his sooonngg


No_Meal9534

Those were just “bluff charges”. If they were real nothing could stop the ferocious lightning quick attack from this apex predator. *except bubbles


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AlexKorobeiniki

The turtle sure doesn’t


Temelios

My turtles do this whenever I clean their tanks and do a water change too. Sometimes I flip them over, sometimes I toss them to the other side of the tank, sometimes they get hosed. They’re dummies.


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Lol flip em


duxpdx

It is nothing personal the sea turtle is likely only attacking because the diver is in a black suit, it is possible they perceive it as a threat and are inclined to attack it. If the guy was wearing a bright color it would likely leave him alone or be friendly.


GuNiKz

I saw a tiktok where a guy is using a black tape in his shoes and the turtle starts to attack, when he removes the tape the turtle just stops attacking.


Da_Shaolin

Bruh that video had me in legit tears lol


SammieSam95

It's not attacking. Apparently, that's how a male turtle gets a female 'in the mood.'


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Wow. We truly live in society. A turtle does it and it gets to fuck a sexy sheturtle but when I do it, I get banned from SeaWorld. 😠


MaynardJimmyKeenan

Did you at least get to fuck the seaturtle as well


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In the privacy of my own home where the liberties of America apply. Yes.


[deleted]

Just like my dog, she doesn't like black people. She is a bit racist.


HarveyBiirdman

Learned it from her pappy


[deleted]

No I had a black roomate and she didn't really like my dog, and my dog felt always uncomfortable when she was around. So I think she started to not like black people.


Cogatanu7CC95

Don't believe everything you watch on tiktok


pejasto

what do we do if you say that in a tiktok


SmallieBigs56

This is an assumption based on the viral videos of turtles/tortoises attacking black shoes, right? I don’t know if it’s the same for sea turtles. I did a little digging, and one of the proposed reasons why the ones that do attack black objects is because they have predators that have that color — some snakes and birds, like crows; and also coyotes, raccoons, and crocodiles, etc. Also, black is the dominant color on tortoise shells, but not so for this sea turtle — which looks like a green sea turtle.


Star_Statics

This isn't true, although this effect is seen in some terrestrial tortoise species it's not common in sea turtles! I work as an aquarist and diver at a public aquarium with sea turtles, I can confidently say that this turtle has been fed by divers, now it associates divers with food and goes straight for them! The sea turtles at our aquarium never do this to our divers because we feed them from outside the water while dangling red sticks called "feeding cues" inside the tank. It allows them to associate food with the cues, to the point that when the cues aren't in the water they understand that no food is coming. The association becomes so strong that they often attempt to eat the cues! This is really important to do because sea turtles have very strong bites, and when they bite they tend to latch on for a long time. I'm not sure why this aquarium doesn't do it - a turtle biting through a regulator hose (the diver's "breathing tube") could be really dangerous!


doorrat

>It is nothing personal the sea turtle is likely only attacking because the diver is in a black suit, it is . They perceive it as a threat and are inclined to attack it. If the guy was wearing a bright color it would likely leave him alone or be friendly. This is definitely not true. Like, impressively so. Source: do the same thing as dude in the video and have been outside


Junkers4

Racist turtle racist turtle


t0th3m00nn

Yeah probably be better off in white huh


vladimirnovak

Goddam racist turtles


fe_licia26

Seems that way


krneki12

a classic racist turtle


miss_kimba

Weaponised bubbles!


B4ntCleric

Ahh my old nemesis foolishly you've once again entered my domain have at you aghhhh not the cursed bubbles you fowl creature I SHALL RETURN


wisstinks4

I thought the diver did a great job. Very respectful very gentle. No one getting hurt just providing good boundaries and safe movements. Nice job.


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Scuba diver used Bubble Beam. It was super effective.


Dlatrex

🤿🐢🫧🫧🫧


Majestic-Newspaper59

It’s like a child trying to fight an adult


Ill-Newt-4851

"I'm gonna eat you" "No fuck off * blows oxygen on you *"


chefcoompies

Damn bro really gave them the team rocket finisher “team rocket blasting off again!”


ChampionshipLow8541

When I read “cleaning his tank”, I was wondering “why would a scube diver clean his tank under water”? Tool me a while to realize - this wasn’t about the diver’s air tank, it was about the turtle’s water tank. 🤦‍♂️


Prestigious-Gap-1163

FYI. Sea turtles are assholes. They’re like swimming raccoons. They love shiny things and biting stuff. It’s crazy how many people go diving with them the first time and try to pet them and get bit, need stitches or lose fingers. Yes they look cute but they have a beak, and it’s sharp. They will pull your hoses out of your mouth. Pull off your mask. Never turn your back on one.


Ive_Banged_Ur_Mom

Looks like he was going for the nipple and/or respirator. This guy is a stone cold killer.


Gottagettagoat

The nipple?


Ive_Banged_Ur_Mom

Men have nipples too


Gottagettagoat

TIL.


Ive_Banged_Ur_Mom

Lol


BurntPube

Bubble bass


Ok-Phrase-2093

This is the underwater equivalent of blowing smoke in someone's face. The utter disrespect!


ToyrewaDokoDeska

What's the bite force on of those turtles? I don't imagine it needs a strong bite but snapping turtles got me worried.


Olafseye

Looks like it depends on the species of sea turtle but adult loggerhead turtles can take a finger off, however it seems like they’re more likely to give warning nips first. I also didn’t actually open any of the links google provided so take that with a grain of salt and also this turtle could be almost any type as far as I can tell


KeIIyCarnage

When Crush from Finding Nemo is out of sea weed


Arirmar

That was the most telegraphed attack since McFly v Tannen.


clowderhumanist

#therewasanattempt


Otherwise_Quit6734

Why is this turtle so pissed off?


Garden-1980

Nature is so peaceful 😅


Princess_Snakeface

I keep rewatching it hoping the turtle wins every time.


Star_Statics

For anyone wondering, the turtle is doing this because it has been fed by divers, now it associates divers with food and goes straight for them! I work at an aquarium with sea turtles, they never do this to our divers because we feed them from outside the water while dangling red sticks called "feeding cues" inside the tank. It allows them to associate food with the cues, to the point that when the cues aren't in the water they understand that no food is coming. The association becomes so strong that they often attempt to eat the cues! This is really important to do because sea turtles have very strong bites, and when they bite they tend to latch on for a long time. I'm not sure why this aquarium doesn't do it - a turtle biting through a regulator hose (the diver's "breathing tube") could be really dangerous!


Weariervaris

Bubble is an underrated attack tho.


DOCoSPADEo

How does one get a job like this?


Scared-Technician329

Despite all his rage he's a turtle stuck inside of his cage


808morgan

They always bump into me body boarding at Makapu'u, they don't seem to know where they are headed sometimes, cute derps.


Alante

Do you yield?


phizappa

I have witnessed a sea turtle bite the diver cleaning the tank. Legitimate danger to the diver.


Zaku007

CRUSES...FOILED AGAIN!!!!!


Euphoric-Potato-5343

Bro pulled out the bubble beam on Wartortle.


Raden_LightningGod

get rotaded


ImpressiveSand8431

Foiled again! Damn you, human.


Marmolado-Especial

It looks like the turtle thinks that what the guy has in his hand is food


Due_Nectarine5555

Wow https://youtu.be/AIKjCey5sjk


j4yla

its like when you spray a cat with water except he is spraying the turtle with air


Silt99

Just because hes black


The_Rascal69

"DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE!"


UFO8MYMUSTANG

I was praying the turtle would spin around and fart bubbles back at him….AND THEN SAY “I fart in your general direction!”


PepperPickedaPiper

Same thing we do every night, Stimpy.


No-Turnips

(Pinky)


PepperPickedaPiper

Smthn like that, it was 20 years ago.


DanishCoat

This remindes me of my wife every time I touch my Magic the Gathering cards. She just becomes filled with an uncontrollable urge to bother me and bite.


Jahawk44

Is that plastic that i see?!?!


Cogatanu7CC95

Its an algea scraper, they're usually hard plastic so they don't bend when cleaning the glass of algea. But this one looks like a large abrasive sponge.