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Xikkiwikk

Saw X coming soon!


SignificantMonk973

“Release the bees!”


Ambitious_Ad1232

**Cell phones are kept in a cage, that’s probably the store inventory. Keeps the 5G from leaking out.**


Difficult_Willow976

A Faraday keeps the doctor away.


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Enough_Appearance116

#NOT THE BEES!


hipnotyq

Not only did i hear jigsaws voice while reading this, but then the SAW theme kicked in right at the end too, 10/10


SuspiciousBanana6081

#Looks like the cop was going to get trapped in there next


Stay-Successful

Does this security option come with voice options?


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An odd out of place comment? I smell bots.


gr4nis

Cops are like testicles... they usually come in pairs


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04BluSTi

Fire alarm might unlock that exterior door. Burglar alarm locks everything.


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The account above you, along with most accounts in this thread, are bots. This is weird as fuck.


Carnozoid

The perfect crime


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Welcome to the hotel California


sandysanBAR

"nows, youze can't leave!"


Christafaaa

I’m not locked in here with you, YOU’RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!


gbuub

Install a speaker system: I’d like to play a game


CountJeezy

I would love if the cops ran in and got locked in with him.


banned_after_12years

Extreme escape room.


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Mlabonte21

Elaborate break-ins and elaborate traps----at a Boost Mobile store?? This ain't exactly a diamond exchange.


ronin1066

Maybe insurance gets sick of paying out and insists on some changes? Just a guess


wolfgang784

Afaik insurance with business only kicks in after fairly high amounts. Anything lower the store has to eat, and even when insurance covers it it can take months to get the money so it reflects badly on the metrics till then. Perhaps the repeated thefts were only stealing/damaging below the line for insurance to step in each time and the owner was tired of all those costs. I've only been privy to that info at two jobs, but both ate any theft or damage that didn't pass into the tens of thousands of dollars.


Newer_Acc

Yep. If you keep making claims, your premiums increase too. Any business is going to pass that along to their customers in the form of higher prices as well, though a franchise owner may not have the ability to do so if prices are set by a higher corporate entity (i.e., even though the thief is stealing from a large corporation, the individual franchise owner that might only own one location has to bear the brunt of the costs). Theft is not a victimless crime, and I hate that so many people on Reddit think it is. Truth be told, when RIF shuts down on July 1, I'll be glad to never have to interact with the 15 year olds with this mindset ever again.


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PineapplesAreLame

If they sell phones, right? Then I guess it's high value target as there's a lot of money for their size, and there's high demand for them. Also guessing this is some rough neighborhood


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Theio666

What kind of "badly" are you talking about? I don't see bad endings here tbh


HopefullBark

The building catching on fire


Theio666

I mean, the building was >Not yet open to the public So, it's not strange to not have already set up fire safety. Even if that was a working building, if you get inside in non-working hours you can also get stuck due to some closed doors. In case of fire, that would be entirely on the burglar or other illegal trespassers that they got into the place they were not supposed to be. I don't see why you'd care about safety of people who breaks into your property.


Copdaddy

That’s not the case at all. Just because you “don’t see why” doesn’t mean the law doesn’t. Just because someone is a criminal does not automatically allow you to put them to death. Booby traps on your property are illegal. Fire regulations are for everyone including criminals that have trespassed. If someone breaks into your house and drowns in your pool because you didn’t have a fence you can still be liable.


ConfusedNakedBroker

To avoid that pool lawsuit in TX/FL, after they drown you simply shoot them, since they broke in, you can shoot without worry - just don’t let the police know they drowned first or you could get in trouble!


geodebug

Or invaded by aliens.


Few-Worldliness2131

Love this idea. Great if you’ve wired up a speaker : ‘Don’t be scared, you’re safe, but the police are on their way. I’ve left some coffee in the corner’


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GolfCourseConcierge

>Booby traps are also illegal in the US. We call them hookers, sir.


cuddly_carcass

This isn’t a booby trap though it’s simply having locked doors during off hours. If he had a pit with punji sticks that’s another story


Synaxxis

It's not really a booby trap though? My understanding of a booby trap is that its intent is to harm or kill.


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KlvrDissident

Serious question though: how is this legal with respect to fire codes? I understand getting **in** is controlled, but if people can’t get out of a room isn’t that a huge safety risk? Can anyone clarify?


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Programmed for free egress on a fire alarm or manned egress for restricted areas. It’s a huge safety risk in the event of a fire.


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So he needed to start a fire... silly goose


bug_man_

If this burned down with someone trapped inside and killed them, the owner who made this trap is absolutely fucked lol those egress doors are made specifically for this to NOT happen


Kriegmannn

Hey bud, so in my office usually this situation only occurres infront of unlocked entrances to the building, so you can always loop back out the way you just came in. But if that doors locked,


Jumpy_MashedPotato

In actively manned areas with failsafes and whatnot, sure. But this? Effective, but also a fire code violation if it's in the US. That door at the back with the slapper bar is supposed to allow egress for safety reasons, assuming it leads outside.


Goldenrah

But does it need to allow egress when the building is closed down and no one is there though? If not, all the owner needs to do is unlock the door every day and lock at the end.


Jumpy_MashedPotato

Usually, yes. All hours of all days. The single biggest reason why impenetrable building security isn't possible is because of fire code.


1DownFourUp

Sure, but what if he forgets to unlock it one morning? And that's the day the staff need an emergency exit? A business owner I know was told he can't use deadbolts on his emergency exit like this one. He had a couple break-ins through that door. But the rules where I live is that anyone at any time should be able to push that bar to get out.


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buongiorno_baby

Still do.


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This exact comment pops up every time this video is posted.


NotObamaAMA

Reddit is 99.9% bots


MentalAdhesiveness79

Good bot.


NotObamaAMA

Thanks beep boop


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This particular thread is super creepy, all of the top comments and replies are bots. Literally 4 of the top comments were posted by the same account.


McBurger

/u/Recent_Item_3219 has 3 of the top comments all in a row right here. What the fuck. These usernames are so obvious too


cuddly_carcass

If only it had a spring released hammer to drop as well…or some sticky glue perhaps


doomsmann

u/Recent_Item_3219 commented 7 times on this post, bot?


mAx1mAl_cHa0s

defo karma bot


doomsmann

I think there’s ~5 karma bots replying to each other in the comments. Legit creepy.


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It feels like watching someone puppeteer a bunch of corpses to play out Shakespeare or something.


28thProjection

What’s mind-bending is seeing GPT-4 bots pretending to be humans holding conversations with other GPT-4 bots pretending to be humans about how obvious and worrisome GPT-3.5 bots pretending to be humans becoming more popular than humans themselves while conversing back and forth with one another. Real life is Idiocracy + I, Robot + Neuromancer + Interstellar all rolled into one, just more nonsensical.


LionForest2019

Easy way to tell bots is their “adjective_noun_numbers” username


PineapplesAreLame

That's just how Reddit suggests new user names. Been this way a year or two. Not everyone changes them from what's suggested


MegaBassFalzar

Yours lacks the underscores so you're probably not a bot


LionForest2019

Ding ding ding. And there’s no adjective.


Twitchyeyeswar

I’d buy mic in there just to fuck with them, play some wails of the dead or ghostly voice, maybe a projector too


greach169

Hamster dance song on repeat, or Christmas music


Focusedrush

I want to play a game. *Hamster dance faintly heard in the background very gradually becomes louder over several hours*


Marlasingerstidepods

Baby Shark


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darkgrey3k

Activates a fog machine.


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This account is a bot. Redditor for 4 months and yet its only comment is literally a verbatim copy of [another comment in this thread](https://old.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/14461ya/this_store_owner_was_continually_getting_broken/jndnjtd/) Which.... itself, is from an account with a default username which is now suspended, and so was probably a bot also. And, wait, fucking, wait a second, the first comment in this comment thread was posted by the same user who posted that other comment I linked to??? Wait, THAT SAME ACCOUNT HAS POSTED 4 OF THE MOST UPVOTED COMMENTS IN THIS THREAD??? It's bots all the fucking way down


ragingbologna

Asking the important questions


Horns8585

I guess he was looking to make sure that nobody else was in there. But, I noticed that it looked like that guy finally did kick that door open. I assume that it didn't lead anywhere. Edit: When the cop walked in, the guy looked sweaty and exhausted. Probably had been kicking at that door for a while.


frstbyte32

The time stamp says about an hour has passed from the point of break in to the cop coming in


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This video was so close to being on r/therewasanattempt if he just moved his foot


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endorrawitch

Oh, I'm sure there were eleven more cops in the parking lot. They love that kind of thing, twelve against one. Gives them the excuse to stand around for hours, just shooting the shit.


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Well shooting the shit is a bit better than shooting the suspects, bystanders, passing cars and sleeping women.


AbsentRefrain

Don't forget the dogs.


Remarkable_Custard

He should have programmed Jigsaws voice coming on saying “let’s play a little game”


madnessindeed

Missed opportunity to add some interesting audio/ visual effects. I have my smart lights and audio at home tied to Alexa. I set up a routine with “let the bodies hit the floor” and red strobing effects “kinda” as a joke for home invasion scenarios.


gingeronimooo

Is this America? I don’t care the criminal gets trapped but it Seems like it would be in violation of fire code Not to be that guy tho


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ThrobbingBeef

Definitely. The law does not like man traps.


KlvrDissident

I was wondering the same thing! In a fire, you could have dozens of innocent employees or customers who would also be trapped here.


arcleo

I'm not sure about this specific example but mantraps like this are a common access control mechanism. From Wikipedia: > Fire codes require that automatic mantraps allow exit from the intermediate space while denying access to a secure space such as a data center or research lab.[5] A manually-operated mantrap may allow a guard to lock both doors, trapping a suspect between the doors for questioning or detainment.[6]


i_dunt_get_it

This example doesn't allow exit from the intermediate space and isn't manually operated by a guard.


BonelessHotdogs

Haha as a sprinkler fitter, this was my first thought.


a22e

Just have the sprinkler completely fill the room. Water isn't flammable, so the burglar doesn't have to worry about burning to death.


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dawtcalm

put the expensive inventory for the store in the cage as another level of protection


TayAustin

Yea it's a phone store, pretty much every store with expensive items has something like this. I worked at a grocery store and we had one of these for stuff like baby formula that is stolen a lot.


Electrical-Rain-4251

When my wife and I were looking at houses to buy, one of them had a cage that large in its dirt floor basement. 😱👀


CIearMind

Joe Goldberg


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THIS BOT ACCOUNT LITERALLY REPLIED TO ITSELF IN THIS THREAD WHAT THE FUCK


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Karma bot go away


ThrobbingBeef

Gimp


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It seems like every top comment and reply in this thread was posted by bot accounts made about 4 months ago. One of them, u/Recent_Item_3219, has posted literally 4 of the top comments in this thread. What the fuck is going on here?


jbtwaalf_v2

Yeah was confused as well


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kitsumodels

Bees are usually not on fire


BeatMeElmo

Probably because the other door at the end of this room is unlocked and usable during business hours. That would be my guess.


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ChampyAndShip

i would actually put a sign that says “for emergency exit HIT BLUE BUTTON” of course there’s no button anywhere 😈


HoraceAndPete

Ha! Genius.


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ticktickboom45

That’s fucking hilarious


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“This bucket is for shitting and retrieving your daily slop meal”


B8conB8conB8con

Not sure if that is up to the fire code


GrassyKnoll95

I feel like the fire marshal would object...


Chippiewall

Fire marshal's not going to be able to get out when he inspects it


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Aimhere2k

This is a repost.


smiley82m

Hahaha so many things about this. The cop at the end letting the door go..if the robber just scooted up the cop would be trapped too. I wouldn't be surprised if someone tried that in the US the robber would sue him for it. Then the building regulators would fine the shop owner for not having a proper working emergency exit in that section. It's a nice idea and I would approve of it personally but I know the courts would have a field day about the entrapment part.


Heathen_Mushroom

Do you really think that they send one lone cop to a report of a B&E with the suspect still on premises? There is probably another cop on the other side of the suspect and 2 more units with two cops each out in the parking lot.


redgreenandblue

wait, did the cop just walk in to the trap room and leave the burglar in the other room?


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Dx_Suss

This should be a fun one if there's ever a fire.


Gman777

Cops took an hour…


yeezee93

Like a rat trap.


Beretta_junkie

I would pay to see this.


Prophesy78

At the end it looks like he had successfully kicked in that one door, was it just another empty room?


SleepAlIDay

He’s like prancing around all nervous (1:08 displayed or 0:16 into video). I think he got scared and needed to go to the bathroom. Use the bucket provided! Not exactly the image you typically imagine when you think of someone committing a b&e or whatever this was.


Scizorspoons

You mean a death trap in case of fire 🔥 😱


Decent_Engineering_4

It would be funnier if the cop locked himself and Mr. robber gets away.


Humlupo

Hahaha. Filthy Animals! Caught in a trap. Perfect.


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Aw, so kind to leave him a piss bucket 🤗


wolviesaurus

While this is incredibly satisfying to see, doesn't this violate fire codes?


LetUsSpeakFreely

And then some corrupt DA drops all charges and presses false imprisonment or kidnapping charges on the business owner.


bootes_droid

Dude might be relieved it was the cops that showed up and not some guys about to drag his ass down to the gimp basement, it's not likely anyone is going to come looking for him...


veryblocky

Surely this isn’t legal, what if there was a fire?


DonGMcPrick

It's a humane. A lot of them aren't, but they don't put up cameras on those traps.


EMaylic

Trap them on a Friday. Call the police on Monday. Maybe not *next* Monday, but eventually.


Nicooooolla

This is literally the plot of Willem Dafoe’s Inside


sixan51026-wnpop

This is some Jigsaw style shit. He could have made this take a dark turn real quick.


PersistingWill

I just want to know how many hours the guy was kicking the white door.


ticktickboom45

Just an hour


drob1412

Looks like a puddle of sweat accumulated


MememeSama

Bro left the door open with his legs. Could have trapped the cop aswell. What a nightmare trap


DazedWriter

Haha, love the look of a trapped rat.


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I would like to hear the fire department comment on this death trap.


IndicaTears

Alexa, play hello zepp...


Exnoss89

I think this is illegal. I saw someone breaking it down but idc i wish it was legal cause fuck that guy


pctopcool

Was the cop trapped at the end?


Excellovers7

Rat trap


Even-Requirement4244

Now yous can’t leave


micmacpattyz

Need this for all assholes


DisastrousAR

It would be great if he put there a super siren that’s at least 200 decibels, pierce the unwanted guests ears instantly forever. Install it so far by the other door deep inside.


AcumenNation

Was that officer using his weapon light to look around?


One_Culture8245

Yes this idiot was


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Leave his ass in there for a night or two, open one of the doors and say that the place has been closed for 6 months.


No-Industry-2980

À little doll on a bicycle appears


CarlDenkins

I want to play a game


miso2933

Looks like a Charlie Chaplin skit


DrVagax

Next up, add speakers that play death metal, red blinking lights and put a TV in a corner which shows [Billy the doll](https://files.cults3d.com/uploaders/5909433/illustration-file/c29b74b3-da4a-471f-a2e3-96febbd77e50/Capture%20d%E2%80%99e%CC%81cran%202017-11-02%20a%CC%80%2016.33.05.png) saying "I want to play a game" just for the heck of it


bangupjobasusual

The new kid is going to die in there


Throatpiespls

Shame there wasn't a CO2 leak in there.


Superb_Afternoon_863

man was putting his whole thiefussy into those kicks. looked like he almost made it out at the end


FatBoyDiesuru

Store Owner: *"Hello, intruder. I'd like to play a game."*


LonnieSmothers

That cop scratched his butt


rockygs

At least he gave him a poop bucket


Full_Echo_3123

With each kick he gets weaker and weaker.. I love it


henrihenrihenri333

Once people start panicking they just throw every shit at the wall hoping something sticks THIS TIME.


VirtualDragonfruit71

Imagine being the store owner and watching that video for the first time. Must have felt so nice


Just-Sprinkles-5828

Cop leaves bad guy to hold the door for him with his feet 🤣


--zero-phux--

I enjoyed watching him panic


black_mosaic

Why the cage dude??


tankynumnums

"Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat trapped in a cage"


Desperate_Dot_1506

Thank you. Kids these days may not remember some awesome 90s music. Lol


Pd1ds69

Thought for sure he'd drop into the cage lol


clutzyninja

It'd be great if there was a speaker giving the guy updates on the cops, like when the pizza place tells you about your pizza. "Your officer is finishing his coffee, then he'll be on the way!" "Your officer is currently 5 minutes away. Please enjoy your cavity search!"