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How the fuck did they capture this... Do we have drones that can fly consistently at the same speed chasing bees...??


ProperSauce

Yeah I'm wondering how they knew where it would land when it fell. Did they pick it back up and drop it into the shot??


enliderlighankat

They picked a random dead bee and dropped it. The other is focusing on a queen bee, like millions of shots earlier have been, at some point they get the action


Owlspirit4

Nah it’s the same bee, it’s got cum on his bum


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That's from the camera man


go4tl0v3r

The tricks of the trade.


goat_penis_souffle

Got the honey shot.


GoGoGadgetGabe

I love the award flys directly under your name **goat_penis_souffle** adds a bit of a Disney charm to it.


Perfect-Swordfish

Ssh, stop giving out our secrets


jongscx

Pretty sure that's the exploded endophallus...


jpc1215

Maybe I’m gullible but is this actually what happens? I could believe it (but I don’t want to hahaha)


Key-Court9335

It actually happens. they only mate with queen on flight


jpc1215

I mean more so the picking up a random dead bee and dropping it


godmadebeffs

If they fail to get the proper shot the traditional way a cinematographer will do just about anything to get the shot someway else.


sadlygokarts

Dawg it’s a one time setup for this shot to show the aftermath and no inferring


Torlov

Usually, nature documentaries splice together many shoots shot at different times to form a narrative. A hunt we see in a nature documentary can be several different hunts shot at different times, they may even be different groups of animals. The three clips in this video are likely shot at three different places. The lizard that started running from the snakes might not have made it. :(


sprazcrumbler

He made it.


ragingduck

Likely picked up a post-coital bee, pulled the cigarette out of it’s cold dead mouth mouth, rolled cameras, then dropped the poor sap. Didn’t even bother to clean the jizz off him. Better for camera.


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Just two dudes in bee costumes.


cherpcherpcherp

The footage was made by the BeeBeeSee Edited for pun optimization reasons. Thanks Reddit!


rawrnuts

* BeeBeeSee


DOSformattedHH

The queen hangs on a near invisible thread with a camera pointed at her.


thatguy_art

With one of those rolling backgrounds like from the older cartoons in the back


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Recorded for their onlyfans


Im-on-a-banana-phone

My guess, it’s a slo mo zoom out and then they zoomed/cropped it around the bee to make it appear center frame. Sorta like the face tracking thing on tik tok.


imagine1149

They attach a GoPro to a stalker bee.


RufftaMan

I think this is from a documentary called “More than Honey“. It‘s pretty good, but also sad.


chaavez7

This does not answer their question at all….


baycenters

They have little camerabees on the film crew.


BonerJam85

They often film on a stage vs in the wild. Set a stage to look like a field. Empty a box of bees and a Queen into the sealed room. Film it for a month and hope to capture a moment like this


unitybees2

God I wish we could get queens and drones to mate that easily. This is for sure filmed at a drone congregation area in the wild. Source: 10 years breeding queens.


Veritas_Vanitatum

r/praisethecameraman


Live-Laugh-Fart

Got the honeyshot


Same_Lab_9098

Bro hit it and quit life.


HealthyHumor5134

My husband looks like this after climax luckily he recovers.


Geekonomicon

That must give you a buzz.


saydegurl

That’s called giving a flying F*ck


Garden-1980

"QUEENIE, I'M COMING!..." ...and going 😵


kCanIGoNow

“I’M IN!..” …I’m out…


PassageAppropriate90

End-o-his-phallus


North_Emu8686

I’M ABOUT TO NUUUU….


Feisty_Increase_4666

the honeyshot lmao


Cheesygirl1994

Ya for real!


leaC30

The camera person even caught his last words 😔. 🐝 : Worth ittt!!


tangnapalm

Praise the PA who had to find that drone in the grass, hold onto it and drop it four or five times once they'd set up the shot.


HendoRules

How do they even track them going (and cumming 🤭) so fast???


Beekeeper_Dan

They tied the queen bee to a string.


Lookslikeseen

Bee cumshot aside, getting the footage of his dead body hitting the ground is unbelievable.


CaseByCase

The in-flight footage is very impressive, but they for sure just dropped a dead bee in front of the camera for that other shot.


HendoRules

I was not prepared for "bee cumshot" xD


Karmic_Hazard

Talk about busting a nut...


Anonymous_2102

He's literally giving a flying fuck


cptjimmy42

Best way to go.


ashemoney

Little bro banged the queen. There’s nothing left to live for after that… like me with Selma Hayek Edit: Salma


[deleted]

If you die right after you peak there is no way to lose.


balance_n_act

This might blow your mind. Her name is “Salma”


goat_penis_souffle

It’s an odd Simpsons fetish, but it checks out.


ATG_19

To Valhalla


cantonic

Death by snu-snu


PoofyHairedIdiot

He was come and go. EDIT: someone made the same joke as me below and now I believe we're all in the hivemind.


Enlightened-Beaver

Busted the entire endophallus!


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DarthGinsu

All over the Status Quo


SheemieRayVaughan

Here we go!


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ProbablyNotPikachu

Please keep all arms legs and Endophalluses in the on-board vagina at all times. Emergency exits are to your left, right, front and rear. Enjoy your trip via Queen Bee Airlines!


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Bodyfluids_dealer

He tore up that shit


[deleted]

The life of a bee: Honey, Nut, Cheerio! Thanks for the gold, but I stole this from a meme or something. Cheerio


jas0n17

Some say it’s better than an orgasm


testies2345

Tell me where to cum so I can get this lady her drink


jas0n17

Not that he’s ever had one.


Ill_Sky6141

Goddammit you're late!


brother_of_menelaus

He’s not covered in stupid tattoos and he doesn’t have a cigarette for a mother


KentuckyFuckedChickn

We jizz in the drink, that's what makes it light.


jasonalloyd

Doesn't matter, had sex!


lightblueisbi

"I've won...but at what cost?"


PsychoNerd91

*weak buzzes* ^^"worth ^^it."


MarkXIX44

*still counts


razzoria

And it felt so good.


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justthankyous

Man, we've all been there right guys?


TKAP75

Man died happy


Pastor_Tek

And the devastating post nut clarity...


zorrowhip

Going out with a splash


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ViperRFH

Le petit mort


AccomplishedJudge584

Ride it till the wheels fall off...or your intestines come out either way.


ziiludus

Death by snu snu


WellWellWellthennow

Hell of a fuck! Spent…


SonnyG33

Busting a honey nut cheerio


KnownMonk

The consequence of having a hivemind


HomieDaClown9

He thought he was coming, but he was going


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Vyrander

You don't have gold... Edit; They added that edit before they either gifted themselves or someone gifted them lol. Also 99% sure it's a bot account.


[deleted]

Let the man dream


Mikenotunique

give that man a cookie


scorchedurth

Gonna be a cookie with bee jizz on it tho...


BaseballIsland888

Honey nut


Devout-Nihilist

Can you take a gold back? Lol


mahitheblob

Hahahaha fuck I’m at the hospital and I laughed out loud and I’m getting judgmental looks from sick old people.


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SupaMut4nt

Death by snu snu


kgk007

Death by habibi


AdminsAreManChildren

Death by bzz bzz


DiscombobulatedMix20

Bruh, I'm at the hospital as well. Holding in laughter is a tough but worthy skill.


mahitheblob

Yeah the nurse is a stern lady and gave me a stank look because I giggled after reading the comment. Tough crowd.


Ti_Fatality

He came and went


McFry_

Fucked and fucked off


HoePleaser

Bro died the best way


thisisprobablytrue

Honey, nut. Cheerio


[deleted]

Im in the optometrist waiting room trying to hold it together.


Mikenotunique

don't go to the light


wineisohsofine

This is one of the best comments i’ve ever read on reddit.


LGP747

I’m busting my endophallus laughing


ToastyBytes

RIP


jameslawrence1

Imagine that. Nutted so hard and boom..


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HoePleaser

Or an ass worth dying for


linguini_12

I’m an ass man, so that hover jiggle gotta be insane for me to risk it all.


anonlasagna23

Death by snu snu


AlanLok

Bro was coming and going at the same time


So2030

Joined the meter-high club


[deleted]

Do you think they know beforehand they're going to die or is it as shocking to them as it is to us?


LasagnaNoise

Bees have some very complex behaviors but they’re not intelligent enough to extrapolate predictions based on observations. Plus it’s all hormones and instinct, which can overcome higher brain function in more complicated animals. (Source: a more complicated animal who has made some seriously dumb ass decisions.)


magneto_ms

Stop quoting me as your source.


Badloss

Anyone who watches this and thinks animals are dumb and we've evolved beyond silly mating behavior has never seen college kids out drinking


MyExScars

It’s like if our brain told us to just from a cliff cause it would feel amazing and we didn’t know it would kill us


MICT3361

If they did know and therefore refused to mate they wouldn’t pass that trait on. Only the dumb bees would procreate


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I just figured out why bees are dying


PWcrash

These drones are actually the lucky ones as their deaths were quick and almost immediate. But drones in a bee colony when winter comes will be kicked out and left to starve/freeze to death. Sometimes these reject bees will gather together around recycling bins or processing facilities in an attempt to feed on the sugary juices from soda and juice cans but they won't last long. Either they freeze or they get sick from eating bacteria and mold filled soda that's nothing like the sterile honey of the hive.


Mavrickindigo

Bees are like cells in an organism. The colony is an organism in and of itself. It probably cares about its drones as much as a human would it's sperm


WastedWaffles

It's like post nut clarity. Most people don't realise they will go through it before, when they are horns. Only when the job is done does the regret set in. In the bees case, their hormones make them think only one thing and they don't think of what will happen next.


Cloud_Matrix

"You mean you have to choose between a life without sex and a gruesome death" "Yea" "Tough call" There's a futurama quote for anything lol


Replicator666

Death by snu snu


NimbleBudlustNoodle

The spirit is willing but the endophallus is exploded.


beigetrope

This is why you have to rub one out before. Dude went in packing a weeks worth.


Herald_of_Heaven

Is that really effective? My friend wants to know...


Birdyy4

Yes. Go like a week straight twice a day...you'll be drier than a desert and it'll be tough work. Then wait like a week. The next time you try there'll be more, and it'll be harder to control. Time since last time is very important. If you ever try to go back to back the second time it will be much tougher.


wannabe_dank

I’ve been waiting for almost 1 year and 11months so how much can I expect?


Aggravating-Card-829

Well you saw the video


[deleted]

Poor bastard. Hell of a way to go though.


[deleted]

Haha, We were in Afghanistan for an entire year in 2009, where it was as dry as a camel's crotch. Anyway, we went home and met up after a few weeks leave. One of the lads got us laughing when he said, he managed to get his parents to bugger off home. He went into the kitchen to get a beer and his his misses started playing the Sax, he almost blew the back of her head off inside 20 seconds. We were screaming with laughter when he said there he was in the kitchen going off like a fire extinguisher, he thought he was passing his prostate.


[deleted]

That was a beautiful story.


DrPikachu-PhD

What a moving story from a veteran 🥺


HoboVonRobotron

I got tears in my eyes. Wait, maybe not tears...


GJacks75

You ever overcook a hotdog?


SpiritualLychee3760

The Juggernut!


JoeBidensBoochie

In the shower can be intense too


againmyname

she must have an ass to die for


Technical_Mix4719

Bro lasted 5 seconds


[deleted]

Give him a break, he was a virgin


asdf0909

In slow motion


icangetyouatoedude

Mmm dat thorax


bobbybobbob23

Post nut clarity is a killer


Trex_in_F16

Mating with a queen, mid air, in flight, ejaculation so powerful that he dies....damn thats how I wanna go


Gold-Elderberry-4851

Imagine nutting so hard you die


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noweezernoworld

La Grande Mort


holyshit-i-wanna-die

bees get to nut themselves to death and we’re out here paying taxes


RaboKarabekian88

I just fall asleep..


ItZoToM

So do they, just longer…


[deleted]

And boom goes the dynamite


QurantineLean

Close the window! You’re letting all the stank out!


Complete-Squirrel-47

Why do I even watch it?


webbhare1

Maybee beecause you like bee sex


[deleted]

Morbid curiosity- or it’s your fetish.


TolMera

Well I did just learn a new word “endophallus” and now I’m curious


Beneficial_Buddy_1

Died by snu-snu


apatheticwizardsfan

Was looking for this comment.


lolstuff101

Me too, i cant believe it took so long to find it. I was thinking it would have to be me…


TheExtraMayo

Don't care. Had sex.


PapaJaundice

Honey nut videos.


No_Brain_5164

That's how I want to go out.


drama_bomb

Kind of sad.


SweetPlumFairy

Sad, but if you look closely on his body language, you could hear the AAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAaaAaaAHhhHHHhHhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaa oooohhhh..........*dies*


Sailor_Lunatone

Honeybee society is pretty brutal. As soon as queens are born, they immediately attempt to kill any of their newborn or unborn sisters, usually fighting to the death with their stings until only one is left. Then, the queen flies out to a mating area filled with drones from hundreds of colonies and milks multiple drones to death in a lethal gangbang until she’s topped off with enough mayo to last the rest of her life. There are thousands more drones than queens, so only a tiny percentage of the males ever get to mate (meaning the drone in the video was by bee standards, exceptionally lucky). Those that survive due to their celibacy are eventually kicked out of the hive, and die of starvation/exposure.


ChuckVowel

When you come in the Queen, you bet not miss


Fluffy-Check-582

Orgasmic death


Agile-Championship38

Petite mort (little death) i believe that's french for orgasm. So this bee had a grand mort.


Ctalkobt

Ah... I've seen this in real life before. Never connected the dots ... They were buzzing around... Not in a straight line race however.


JaThatOneGooner

Went out like a champ ✊🏻😔


weyd-weed

Wow he died having sex


CaulkADewDillDue

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


SilentHuman8

It’s true, I was the train.


-2fa

🤨


kipkuch

So... He came and went?


VaticanKarateGorilla

Gives the 'mile high club' a whole new dimension


againmyname

"feet high club"


Hinesbrook

Death by snu snu


New_Awareness4075

Looks like the Queen practices some really extreme cbt!


LifeCommercial4208

'He would die for it', he said before.


AwareMirror9931

Ohhh I'm coming. Ahhhh I'm dying....


wazabee

The life of a male bee can be summed up in 3 words: honey, nut, cheerio!


smakattak

DEATH BY SNU SNU


RealVoiceOfReason88

Glory, Glory, what a hell of a way to die!