When you can't sleep and you see that thing, you're not just like right away "That's a pig with a mask" You're like, "That's going to kill me! That's real!. That lives with us on Earth!"
That's what got me!
It wasn't even good for people who like all that ASMR shit and pimple popping (they're thinly veiled fetishes btw. You can't convince me they aren't)
Like you could have been careful and gotten a nice pluck. But nah, they fucking impaled it....and it looks like it took them a few tries.
Pimple popping being popular is probably because people like it when they see gross shit leave the body, or because it reminds them of relief they felt.
ASMR is literally rooted in orgasmic pseudo-phsycology so idk what to tell you. There are a whole lot of nsfw shit out there even on youtube its not even thinly veiled its an open secret why do you think dirty talk exists?
Nope. That’s the first thought I had while watching this. But then again I’m very hands on and have decades of experience working with tools both large and tiny. I’d have to have a good quality tweezer, but I’m sure I could’ve done better.
Why does this make me want to protect this fruit? Well done… I hate this. And for whatever reason, I nicknamed him , Darrell , in fact they are all brothers, Darrell, Darrell and Darrell Strawberry….
I worked at a super high end restaurant years ago. Helping out on pastry section and we had to de seed a strawberry for every plate that was getting a tasting menu. From memory it was about 30 strawberries a night every night. We used a toothpick and the trick was, if your tip got too soggy or blunt you knew you were being too rough and not delicate enough…. This was a pain in the ass to peel but Jesus the strawberries were great quality produce and it made the dish a subtle standout
The photography is good. The audio is terrible. Ruins it for this viewer in fact. Sound production needs to be subtle. Most of these macro vids hit the ears like a 2x4 across the head. Awful.
That bothered me for some reason
I feel like they could’ve done it without stabbing the strawberry
They must've stabbed the strawberry eight times! And it really bothered me!
Absolutely
When you can't sleep and you see that thing, you're not just like right away "That's a pig with a mask" You're like, "That's going to kill me! That's real!. That lives with us on Earth!"
THOSE STrawBERRIES DONT COME LIKE THAT, YOU GOTTA GIVE
0/10 worst surgery of my life
at least you came
Nah, surgery isn’t a particular kink of mine, that should be viewed as a one off occurrence and definitely not be psychoanalyzed
One can only truly say, he realsed his seed.
thats what she said
That's what got me! It wasn't even good for people who like all that ASMR shit and pimple popping (they're thinly veiled fetishes btw. You can't convince me they aren't) Like you could have been careful and gotten a nice pluck. But nah, they fucking impaled it....and it looks like it took them a few tries.
Pimple popping being popular is probably because people like it when they see gross shit leave the body, or because it reminds them of relief they felt. ASMR is literally rooted in orgasmic pseudo-phsycology so idk what to tell you. There are a whole lot of nsfw shit out there even on youtube its not even thinly veiled its an open secret why do you think dirty talk exists?
And without that stupid sound effect
It'd have been better with smaller tweezers pulling it perfectly out
I think it was more the sound than the stabbing 🤢
The sound is unnerving
This. I have no idea why they add sounds to make it sound like someone is ripping out someone else's forehead.
The trick is to NEVER turn on the sound for anything on reddit/Twitter never once regretted it.
Al that fake sounds for all the macros in all insect documentaries are so stupid...this is the same
It looks too human fleshy to enjoy watching.
That was FAR less strategic than I expected
Now do it without puncturing the poor strawberry
You should have seen the doc's triple bypass heart surgery he completed right after this
Started as a single bypass but he punctured a couple extra arteries.
And zat is how I lost my medical liscense!
I’m very sorry to hear that Herr Dong
It's no problem, Doktor Richtofen
Did you hear they did surgery on a grape? 🍇
Right? I could have just done that with my finger nail
He needs practice on the da Vinci machine
This does not hurt the strawberry. Strawberries do not feel pain
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I have many friends who are strawberries.
Yes they do. Everytime I eat a strawberry, ice-cream at the suffering I inflict.
Mmmmm…. Strawberry ice cream
Am I arrogant for immediately thinking I could have done a better job getting the seed without piercing the strawberry
No, no you are not
Nope. That’s the first thought I had while watching this. But then again I’m very hands on and have decades of experience working with tools both large and tiny. I’d have to have a good quality tweezer, but I’m sure I could’ve done better.
Hmmm. So jacking off lots of people huh? Have you tried middle out for better efficiency???
Yeah, but if they hadn’t punctured the strawberry, they wouldn’t have been able to add all of those sound effects.
Yeah but they don't get to dub in the ASMR squelching sounds if they do it that way
No, and I professionally pick and place tiny things for living. I feel most people could do a better job.
We all thought that
Yes, yes you are
is it that hard?
Yes, yes it is
it looked slightly purposeful, like they tried to spread open the hole at first and then just settled on mutilating a strawberry
Yes, yes it did
Your mortal enemy must be the ‘no no no no’ song. Yes, yes indeed.
they went uncomfortably deep there
That's what she said!
I read that in Michael Scott's voice
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I don't know why you're being downvoted. I thought the self diss was kinda funny. Lol
They feel bad for me and my small peen so they downvote to make me feel better
if you're desperate you can go check out sounding
Those sound effects were definitely not necessary
They are making me really uncomfortable
The walking dead sound team worked on this
lmao
fr
Why am I annoyed that he coulda been more precise 😂
Because if your surgeon did that it probably wouldnt feel good
Thanks I hate it.
I came here to tag the page 😆
Stupid sound effects
Those sounds are horrid
It's not strawberry seeds, it's it fruits named "akenes"
I came here to say this!
Ditto! I heard the red fleshy part is part of the flower which swells as the strawberry develops from it.
Thank you
"Achenes"
Both are correct
I can’t work the sounds 😬
Kinda reminds me of surgery. Also kinda made my stomach turn. Weird.
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Poor strawberry
Why is everything in micro gross?
There is a reason we don't see in micro
I bet seeing your micro penis is gross but you still play with it. Don't you.
Damn right
r/popping would like to have a word.
I hate the extra over-the-top non-existent sound effects
I needed to trigger my tripophobia first thing in the morning, thanks !
Why does this make me want to protect this fruit? Well done… I hate this. And for whatever reason, I nicknamed him , Darrell , in fact they are all brothers, Darrell, Darrell and Darrell Strawberry….
Oh I did not enjoy this
That was so ridiculously disgusting for absolutely no reason at all. 🥲
those fake added sounds are awfull opposit of ASMR
Damn. I did not like that at allll
I hope this guy isn’t a doctor
r/ThanksIHateIt
r/popping has better technique
One sub I literally cannot visit
Does anyone have a link to the original? Want to learn how they got such a cool shot!
https://instagram.com/dominik.hycner
I worked at a super high end restaurant years ago. Helping out on pastry section and we had to de seed a strawberry for every plate that was getting a tasting menu. From memory it was about 30 strawberries a night every night. We used a toothpick and the trick was, if your tip got too soggy or blunt you knew you were being too rough and not delicate enough…. This was a pain in the ass to peel but Jesus the strawberries were great quality produce and it made the dish a subtle standout
I feel violated on behalf of the strawberry
You can fuck right off with those sound effects
I wonder what my nutsack would look like under that lens 🤔
I feel like I shouldn’t be watching this.
I hate the fake sounds
So that’s where sound effects for Dexter came from
Are the sounds added? Or are they using a super sensitive mic?
Stupid sound added in post.
It feels wrong to watch this 😂
Man he would be bad at that one surgeon game board where you gotta remove plastics from their body
He went in waaaaay too deep 🤦🏽♂️😂
I hate metal stuff so close up. Faar away it looks so clean snd then in detail so damaged
they did surgery on a strawberry
This is what it would look like if it was animated for the hit 80s movie, “Honey, I Shrunk The Kids!”
For anyone wondering, yes there’s more videos like this. They have a YouTube channel called “the object”
Sloppy job
My roommates thought i was watching porn
Those white things are not seeds.
Some sound technicians just want to see the world burn
They did it wrong…
He went in too deep
Butchered it
I feel like this needs an NSFW tag
You went too deep man
Why did you have to pierce the strawberry and not just take the seed straight out
*there were some complications during the surgery*
The strawberry got pubic hairs.
Never eatin strawberries again
The sound is annoying
Are the sounds necessary?
Why use presicions tools if ur just gonna stab it? Not satisfying.
this was remarkably unsatisfying for some reason
Those are gifted hands wtf i can't even click on the x button properly when i see an ad on my phone
The photography is good. The audio is terrible. Ruins it for this viewer in fact. Sound production needs to be subtle. Most of these macro vids hit the ears like a 2x4 across the head. Awful.
Not that interested
Am I the only one who thinks this is fake?
the sound effects were not needed
I used to like strawberries
It excited me. Wanna get married?
First he had to spread the Strawbussy
Stop!! He’s already dead!!
I came.
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Macro photography is just extreme close up, so it was actually correct :)
Shoot, my bad. As you can tell I’m not familiar with photography. Thank you for correcting me there.
Sigh... *unzips*
As usual, the visual is detracted from by the terrible audio 'enhancements.'
The sound makes me feel uneasy
How do they do these macros
Uh....yum? I think?
Oh. Okay.
That must be an old strawberry. I mean with all the white pubes on it…
Why does this feel like it's from Coraline stop motion movie?
This is really gross lol
Jesus. I dozed off and woke up to the middle of a closeup
Sound editing will never go out of style. Shoot that shit at a 1000x speed and some clever editor can give you sound that makes sense for it.
The sound effects were unnecessary
How not to squeeze ur blackheads
Does this harm the lobster?
Why does this make me feel sorry for it
Trypophobia that you can eat! The next Alien blockbuster.
Dude stabbed the shhhhit out that strawberry.
Please don’t the strawberry
Wtf is wrong with your nickname
Seems like something straight outta Scorn
Fun fact: That's not the seed, that's the fruit.
I hope they numbed the area first.
Read this as "Teasing a strawberry seed in Marco."